Birthday collections...wedding collections...leaving collections...new born collections...

I swear I basically gave a weeks salary away before I went on my hols with the amount of colleagues with 'special' events coming up.

People who report other bbsers for using the word "faggot" in a jovial manner. Its called banter you insipid, self obsessed wankers

Absolutely. So fvcking stupid.

I think a leaving collection for someone that's been there for a few years is a nice touch for a gift. The others are ridiculous. A wedding collection is fine if you're all invited to the nuptials.

A baby collection if you had a hand in it. But sod giving into a collection if you've been temporarily assigned to cover that persons work for 12 months. She swans back in and gets the promotion you've been covering with your double work, then swans off to have sprog number 2 because Darren needs a little brother or sister. I would have thought 12 months paid maternity leave was enough of a pisstake without you all having to dip into your pockets. Let the soppy mares buy her a gift if they are so inclined.

Indeed. I got negged for telling him so as well. Disgusting that Biggus can call a more than likely straight man a faggot and some precious fanny gets on their soap box.

Problem is, some mods might consider a temporary ban or typed warning is needed for just cause. Six months ago Biggus would have received a ban. Luckily the mods have pulled back from that particular cliff.

Biggus has had enough. He helped pay for the running of this place and over precious cunt has made him give it up.

Its about time mods told these pricks " its the BBS, its banter, deal with it or fuck off!"

People who don't wash their hands after using public toilets and then put their filthy hands all over door handles. Ignorant f*cks who make every day a game of Russian roulette for me.

"Put out or put up" is the required phrase.

That didn't really happen, did it?

people over the age of 50 thinking "faggot" is banter.

People over 50 saying banter.

Yeah just say "Bants" its much better and sends my kids up the wall

You mean 'Bantz' grandad :).

Must spread rep etc 😂

No such thing as too much cheddar

OK Wallace...

WHAT??!

name the nark.

People who get in a fuax rage about people using words like faggot

Yep

Faggot

The mods won't say.

Has Biggus chucked it in?:(

People who find it difficult to differentiate between an opinion and "faux rage"

Yep

Fag rage

Interesting.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=faggot

faggot
In these times not really used if somebody is really a homosexual mostly used insteap of calling somebody stupid or a loser.

I wonder if the "rich West Country sauce" is a clue to the sneak?

Not exactly a loss though is he.

More of a loss than you

Sorry but have I read this right and biggest has given up on the BBS?

Massive shame if true and maybe a reason for a mod or two (probably just one) to question if they are up to the job.

Obviously that should read Biggus

Yep, Biggus has chucked it in. Fed up with the hand wringers and the "Ooh I'm offended on others behalf" brigade.

Biggus will be back with a new username

Blimey. I thought biggus was tougher than that. Shame.

And shame too on the bell end that reported him.

Biggus faggus?

Kittens; thank the lord I am a sack manufacturer and live next to a canal, my annoyance soon goes away.

Shame on the mod for taking it seriously and acting on it.

you sure you dind't nick his bollocks/faggots on one of your shaving excapades?

Yes me too, but it turns out he is a bit of a faggot.

Thats offensive....I wonder if someone will report it....not me, I'm too busy laughing.....unless these kittens are faggoty ones

How dare you, I have never stolen a bollock from any of my clients....even the faggot ones

When you speak to him, tell him to stop being such a bender.

FFS. Evvo last week, biggus this. Hope they realise they are letting the pricks win by chucking it in.

I have and he said the BBS isn't the same anymore and he's had enough. No hissy fits, no flouncing, just abject disappointment with how this place has become.

point labouring

For you maybe, but if you don;t like it, sod off. HTH.

Can I report Biggus to the mods for leaving? his leaving has offended me greatly. His temp and weather reports were fun and he dindn't have a faggoty lycra obsession unlike you.

You could report him for being a faggot.

Sh*t, I read it as Biggin, and got over-excited. Come back, Biggus.

So Biggus posts about faggots and people get all upset. Yet someone can call Jesus a jewish zombie and its ok?

You seem to be the only one who's upset, so yes.

Sock bandits
Prob posted before, but bloody irritating that I have half a drawer full of single socks.Every couple of washes, another goes missing. I wouldn't mind if the machine nicked a complete pair, but no, just a single sock. I always check the machine drum, but they just vanish into the ether. I'm totally mystified!

Jesus was Jewish.
Jesus, according to the ****ed up individuals who believe such codswallop, came back to life.

So Jesus IS a Jewish Zombie.

The same as Biggus is being a bender.

[QUOTE=Joe85;13749296]You seem to be the only one who's upset, so yes.[/QUOTE
So we now can offend people as long as its not too many and its ok to offend people biased on their religious beliefs but not on their sexuality?

What ever happened to "sticks and stones" ??

:D

its a most excellent song by the godfathers


sticks and stones may break my bones
but whips and chains excite me....

[QUOTE=pallet;13749320]

Got it in one.

No, he's being a faggot

And the same for cutlery. They seem to disappear into another dimension then just reappear from nowhere.

Hearing a good song and Shazam can't identify it.

[QUOTE=pallet;13749320]Yes, in my book. Sexuality is a real thing. Religion is a bunch of mumbo-jumbo fairy tales, used in the main to control, oppress and persecute billions of the vulnerable, and hordes of idiots.

[QUOTE=Stellavista;13749592]Sexuality is optional

[QUOTE=Maidstoned Eagle;13749649]Of course, I meant sexual orientation, though that accommodates all kinds of variations. My brother's homosexuality is certainly not optional.

Hmm. I do not think it is OK to belittle or mock people with Faith.

So you might think you have had some kind of personal enlightenment when you realised there was no God. Well good for you. It doesn't mean those where their faith underpins and guides there life are wrong, just as much as you are not wrong. There's no answer to this conundrum.

And if you take this attitude you will find that a little religious tolerance goes a long way.

Those who have Faith do not annoy me, those who are intolerant of those who have Faith do annoy me. It's bigotry.

(To be clear, in equal opportunities questionnaires I always declare 'no religion' or 'agnostic').

[QUOTE=Stellavista;13749660]Does your brother object to being called a faggot?

FFS, can't you learn to post quotes properly?

Faggot.

And Bring The Biggus Back.

Easy Mazbot he is a simple child

People take the bracket off quotes in order to upset them so that those twats, I mean, people that use the ignore function, can maintain their blissful oblivion of, let's face it, usually the better posters.

The amount of sugar in so many foods.

Damn sugar cubes

Sweets are full of the shit.

Bloody Amstrad.

Bloody unhealthy fruit!

Probably been done,before but Su Pollard,being loud and endlessly chatty does not make you amusing,Su,but very annoying.

Can be, if you have blood sugar issues.

I think she appears about every fifty pages or so on this thread.

temporary traffic lights where barely any work is taking place.

Things that annoy you
 

People who treat a motorway on ramp as a stop junction and approach the merge at 20mph.

*****.

Return of the BBS flounce! About time!

Inish I thought you were taking the piss. Then I just thought you sounded awks :moo:

People who put rubbish in places other than bins. Especially those pockets on the back of car seats

People who spell "lose" as "loose"

People who start the answer to a question with "So... "

People who don't get "Addicted to love" when played loud

The music of Huey Lewis And The News,surely the most pedestrian,plodding rock band ever,their best song is Power Of Love,which reaches the giddy heights of mediocre.

Ditto salt.

People who say "off the record" then proceed to tell you something you really have to disclose, and to not do so will end up getting you in the shit rather than the guy who said "off the record".

oh I know.
However I think your gripe should be the amount of sugar in processed food.

Middle aged / middle class commuters in London with sodding great headphones wedged around their ears as if they were Grandmaster Flash about to embark on another adventure on his wheels of steel.

'Oh yeah, I love listening to music me, can't get enough of it, if I had to go without listening to music on my journey from Stevenage to Holborn life would come to an end'

What are you listening to mate, Mumford and Sons?

I mean when the Sony Walkman came out in the 1980s it was a genuinely revolutionary concept to be able to listen to your favourite mixtape while on the move. And the vast majority of users were in the 15-25 age group (and joggers). But over the past couple of years wearing massive headphones seems to have become a 'thing' which people of all ages, shapes and sizes feel obliged to participate in. A bit like 15 years ago when you couldn't move for grown ups reading Harry Potter books on the tube.

So the very people who had Sony Walkmans in the 80's aren't allowed an upgrade now?

Me too. My mistake

You're right, and I avoid it, but it would be so much better for everyone just to cut it out.

i'll have you know that I was listening to the Avett Brothers on my P7s.

I am glad you didn't spot my headphone amp, that might have sent you over the edge.

Any noise bleed and I'd have been punching you in the face, repeatedly. It's this bubble thing, isn't it? Cut off from the environment with music and mobile device - an inability or reluctance to engage with the world around them. It's the ones who do it on bikes that are really idiotic, but nothing a few UPS vans won't sort out, I guess.

That 'golden circle' shit at gigs and festivals.

:D

Is that the same as the digestive game?

See it, say it, sorted