Bang out of order

Finding stones in a bag of charcoal.

Which leads to the, "Do I honk my horn now or give them another second" dilemma.

Claire Balding, why can't she f*ck off?

Don't agree generally, but she did do a very cringe worthy 'interview' with Serena Williams during Wimbledon.

Been like that on the A2 at Eltham for months. 30mph for what feels like an eternity.

They'll never go. May increase the limit back to 50 but the effort they went to to install them, they're never coming out.

Cricket ones
Sad sacks wearing fancy dress- boring
Michael Vaughan praising these fancy dress wearing people
Batsman glove punching,even when they've only scored a single

People sharing video/pictures of some guy breaking his leg at the Olympics on Facebook. I don't need to see that shit

Adam Ant headlining Rewind North by playing 30 minutes of tunes no-one's ever heard of.
UB40, Marc Almond and Midge Ure, very good.

Were they black stones?

BBC News channel showing little news due to the poxy Olympics.

I'm guessing he just did the whole Kings of the Wild Frontier album, which is what he's done at other gigs this year.

Seriously under-rated is Adam. His very best work actually came before he was famous pre face paint, when he was a good old punk. Some great stuff.

SM is 50 going by his profile, I would imagine he knows that album.

Reading texts on their phones usually.

Or updating their Facebook status. Or searching Twitter to see who else is waiting at traffic lights.
Police seize all phones from accident sites now. So even if that text you sent was while you were stationary, you might still be liable if you have a crash soon after. Saw a woman sending a text while going round a roundabout yesterday. Utter fvckwittery

People who don't capitalise their own names

Helen Skelton for me. That fudge fart has the brains of a rocking horse.

nope :angel:
Neither did anyone else in earshot know what was going on.

Yes - but I wasn't fooled by the disguise. My language was 100% blue....

Having met you, I can't believe that is true :)

You'd think charcoal would be cheap enough to produce.

Thank you - but I do have my moments.

It's not like there are so many that they are making zillions out of it (if there were I would be posting this on the "Things that Make You Completely and Utterly Ballistic" thread). I am wondering though what the bloke whose job it is to drop a few into each bag puts on his passport for occupation.Owner probably.....
Actually it can be dangerous because when they get hot they can start breaking up and pinging around all over the place.

Can't help you there mate.

It's hotter than the centre of the earth here so charcoal couldn't be further from my mind.

What is winding me up tonight is fat bastards who break your lift after visiting the prostitute neighbour.

I think this is a good thing.

That one cornflake that acts as a ramp and spills the milk all over the worktop.

Calling Great Britain Team GB

Llamas. Bastards.

Love llamas! They are sweet.

They are stinky, spitty grumpy bastards.

So are camels but I just put up with it,

My memory is fecked.
At the moment I'm buying a house, and renting the house out we now live in. This has proved more stressful than I imagined. I have so many things on my mind, I seem to be forgetting loads. I used to be able to multi task easily... Now it just seems to get on top of me. Forgot my mates daughters birthday... She's 10... I've never forgotten it before. :(

:wallbash: Walking the length of the office to put your lunch in the microwave to reheat to find some tw&t just setting off their jacket potato to ten mins

The decline in pubs with quiz machines in favour of a ghastly amount of fruit machines, prime example being The Hamilton Hall at Liv St, its like an arcade in there and the machines are all so garish, whereas the quiz machine is a lot more discreet, and a lot more fun.

The outdated practice of letting a women get out of a lift first, yes by all means if its practicable but if she's at the back of a busy lift it looks silly and awkward.

Just been in a lift with 6 men and 1 women and it gets the ground floor and one bloke makes a ridiculous play of moving aside for her and sticking his arm out to stop anyone else leaving, it was incredibly over the top and the women herself looked embarrassed by it.

He is probably stalking her and wants to shag her

Just as bad is 5Live having wall-to-wall coverage.

I drove home to the less than enthralling sound of Jonathan Agnew prattling on about some Equestrian event. Who the hell would be remotely interested apart from friends or relatives of the competitors? It was about as conducive to radio as golf (which 5Live tend to cover virtually non-stop when there's a big tournament on too).

BBC shifting the olympics from channel to channel so they can show Eastenders

yes, Yes and YES!

Wife currently watching USA v Netherlands ladies volleyball and stupid BBC twat keeps banging on about 'team' this and 'team' that. Well we KNOW that pal, it's a TEAM game between two TEAMS from opposing countries. One is called the USA and the other the Netherlands. We do not need to be incessantly reminded that they are both a TEAM so please just **** off and do it quickly please :veryangry

How else the boys gonna score her arse?

I have to say I love golf on the radio. Very soothing.

But I also suffered the Jonathan Agnew - equestrian mash-up and later on in the evening they had poor old Ian Robertson struggling his way through a women's rugby sevens game between Canada and Australia. Quite a niche market for that one too I would have thought.

Olympic competitors and pundits using 'medal' as a verb.

Up the bum probably.

Especially when they are representing the UK.

Is this commentator on the gymnastics that bloke off the One Show?

******* annoying to be honest. Laughing like a school girl......

In the car sitting patiently in a side road for a break in the traffic to safely turn right into a main road. Van coming towards me on nearest lane, a little too close for me to risk turning. He can clearly see I'm waiting for a moment to go. Then he turns left into the road I'm waiting in. I miss my chance to turn cos this dick hasn't the courtesy to indicate his intentions.

Paul fvcking Pogba

A woman today who decided to board an extremely busy bus during a rail strike with what looked like half the contents of her house packed in boxes and then got upset because people wouldn't help her and stand aside and make room because there was no room. There is a time in life to just fork out for a cab.

A man who pretends to be thoroughly enjoying mundane housewife activities.

They also do the same with the word podium, which I hate also.

Watching the Olympics on BBC 1.I've resorted to watching everything online because watching BBC 1 is just impossible.Hazel Irvine proclaiming,"We've been to 15 sports in just 2 and a half hours" as if that's a good thing.Settle on something for more than 20 minutes and at least show something live.

******* Texans.

All the time.

It's astonishing the number of drivers who don't seem to be aware that their vehicles are equipped with indicators.
Also pedestrians who just don't look before stepping into the road, half of them on mobile phones. Muppets.

female commentator had a terrible monotonus droning voice. Must be the worst combination of commentators at the Olympics

Five live do exactly the same with the football commentary. Settle down to listen to "exclusive coverage" of a PL game involving Palace. 90 seconds after kick off, "Lets go over to Aintree to see what's happening in the racing." Three minutes later, "Lets go over to see what's happening in the Rugby at Twickenham etc etc. It just isn't f*cking live commentary. It's nothing more than a multi sport version of Soccer Saturday on the radio. Wankers.

The fact that all we are going to get for the next few days in man u and poga

That some cars are not fitted with indicators.

Obviously not based on model either as I was behind a BMW X5 for a short while yesterday which was indicator less, yet I am sure I have seen them functioning on a number of X5's recently.

I think they must be the same cars that come with headlights on full beam as standard.

Yes including fog lights permanently on.

Table Tennis is currently on, but the powers that be have decided they'd rather show rowing, equestrian and ******* water polo on TV.

Isn't water polo the one where trunks and swimsuits are routinely ripped apart during the struggles?
Tissues at the ready.
:jerkit::D - (me, soon)

300+ people in the Transfer Forum but no actual new news.

People walking around in South London in non Palace replica shirts,especially Man U ones

Channel 7 in Australia is showing the cycling on two of their channels. And the other channel is showing GB v NZ in the 7s. What a ******* joke. I don't watch the Olympics to watch sports that are always on, I want to watch weightlifting and gymnastics and shit.

His arrival turned football, well football at MUFC, into bloody launch night on Big Brother. It was pathetic, all those posing wanker photos. Piss off you f*cking twat.

The new Hotmail or Outlook as it is now known. The previous version was fine but the new one is slow, cumbersome and randomly signs you out. Hate it, hate it, hate it.

But I thought you like big brother?

Benteke's knee

Is it a sign that the Benteke thread and this thread have almost identical post in them (10,650'ish)?

Joke coverage

Waiting for this bloody cup draw

The BBC constantly switching the channel the gymnastics was on tonight, started on BBC4, then BBC1, over to BBC2 and just as it reached the climax back to BBC1

Hotmail and Outlook.

Teenagers who come and pester you to play something they know, only to look at you blankly when you ask what.

Two responses tonight "play something by Rihanna....." and "Have you got Spotify?"

Keep having to swap channels in the middle of BBC olympics coverage.

edit: oops see thats already mentioned

Indeed. Even the ABC radio coverage is shit this time.

EFL

Agree. Shouldn't do, its just an abbreviation, but it really cringes me out.

Someone inheriting £9bn and paying no inheritance tax on it

Repped

People parking in disabled bays without blue badges. Even for a few seconds.

Agreed, the new format is painful and the app not much better.

The recent raft of USA based fans who come on here and talk embarrassing shite

Bit harsh considering the amount of non yanks on match day threads that talk utter bollocks.

Another c&nt commentator wittering on in the background of the other on BBC Olympic coverage. How f*cking amateur.

The NCS summer experience.

**** off.

When people use "a" instead of "an".

When people use "Belgium" instead of "Belgian".

Dithering Belgian strikers. Possibly.

Not being able to do any work as the laptop is running Windows updates. What ever happened to giving the user a choice. Inconvenient *****.

Overhead variable speed cameras. On the M25 today, reduced to 40mph, why ? The road was clear, its dry and everything is fine.

Argghhh I wish I was tough and brave. I would be a real parking bay Nazi about this. They are there for a reason, not a convenience for some lazy selfish wanker.

NBC

Channel 7

That does my fecking head-in each time. I've got Windows 8, and the other month my laptop took it upon itself to start installing Windows 10. Switched it off straight away and thankfully stopped the android coup.

People using the terms "Holibobs" or even worse "Jollybobs" for "holidays".

Where the f@ck did that come from? :wallbash:

Yes!

Happens all the bloody time! :veryangry

My daughter (bless her) losing the keys to the beach hut we were heading to on the dunes at hunstanton in Norfolk. Beautiful afternoon of clear blue skies spent walking back and forth, back and forth, back and forth looking for a key. Ended up having lunch on the beach in a huff. Now to explain to the cottage owners why they can no longer get in to their beach hut.....

Booze required

Where did you last see them.......?:D

Electric cables, specifically extension cables - on the sander I'm using, lawn-mower, vacuum cleaner.

Safest bet ever: cable will get hooked up on something, anything.
Second safest bet ever: no matter how carefully you coil the cable up after using it, the next time it sees daylight it will get all twisted and knotted up.

:veryangry:veryangry

Mmmm. Embarrassingly I did ask that :eek:

Ads on TV for Ministry of Sound 'old skool' compilations featuring tracks like 'put your hands up for detroit' that came out in 2006. WTF.

That happened to me once when I had to used a borrowed windows machine to do an upgrade on a router. I have never used Windows since.