Salesmen who demand their leaflet/ flyer back when they don't make a sale at your door or in the street. Just had a double glazing salesman refuse to leave his one page flyer with me to look over and angrily demanded it back as I wouldn't commit to a deal right there on the door step.

Shane Long

Oh yeah:p Also the Betterware people want their book back, dont post it uninvited in the first place. Come back whatever ffing day you want, you aint getting it back now eff orf.

People on crowded commuter seats who don't reclaim seats from the shopping bags and backpacks which are so ofte occupying seats while passengers are standing.

I love the fact that some travellers try to secure two seats by this method. Every evening I look out for the stroppiest looking paseneger whose doing this and ask them to move the bag. Great fun !

Tonight though, I made a mistake and only got the second most miserable sod and nobody else challenegd the most miserable sod with two seats. I was almsot tempted to get off and then get back on just so that I could ask him to shift his backpack

I can't remember the last time I had someone asked for that back. It normally just stays outside for a few days before I put it in the rubbish.

I tell them I recycled it with the other waste paper and stuff, which is the truth.

I hate noisy eaters, particularly when combined with The Return Of The Lift Moron. Get in the lift, there are 5 or 6 people already in there, and one of them clearly has a takeaway because I can smell it. As soon as the doors closed, he started to eat with his mouth open, smacking his lips etc, so even though my back was to him I heard his disgusting noise right behind my head. Tosser. Hope the lift stopped suddenly and inserted a chip the wrong way round down his throat.

People, generally from the same office, who think they are getting on the Ark. There is no need to walk 2 by 2 across the whole pavement width you ignorant ****s. Leave room for the rest of us or at least pick up the pace.

Celebrity divorces, you know the one. Who cares?

£7 for a glass of wine at Gatwick. No wonder Jamie can afford so many kids.

We've recently gone for the VIP thing. I think it's £25 each and you can eat and drink as much as you want. Depends on how many of you there are.

Having a huge feck off box of 'might come in handy' electrical leads, but not one of the power adaptors in the jumbled up mess that fits the socket.

In fact, jumbled up wires in general is bad enough. grrr.

Yup, I do this and drink my bodyweight in vodka,.

Went to park on Chiswick High Road yesterday, £1 for 30 mins. Machine not taking coins so had to use Ringo, selected one hour and got charged £2.40. Why should I cover the cost of using a service selected by the Council. It should have been advertised then as £1.20 for 30 mins.

People who share those videos that Facebook publish when you have been friends on the FB with someone for a certain amount of years.

Can you imagine going round someone’s house and them asking ‘do you fancy looking through some photos; it’s an entire album of just me and a workmate’

Nah you’re alright…………….

Yes - far better approach, just did not think about it this time. LGW NT busier than expected and Wetherspoons looked full. Just had 30 min to kill and ordered a couple of drinks. I did not pay attention to the barman and thought £8.40 was the cost, not the change from a twenty for two drinks! Mind you I picked up my hire car 2 hours later, so could not really fully indulge.

I suppose it balances out as I had three years of using Emirates Lounges regularly.:p

Dave should set up a similar function on here.

“You and Oddjob have been posting together on here for 11 years. 332 people liked the post where he called you a c**t on the Barnsley away ratings thread in 2009”

Good times

Same on crowded commuter trains or the tube.

It's horrendous, most are only on a journey for 20 mins, just wait til you get to the other side or if you have to eat at least wait until we get to East Croydon and half the train gets off.

I would rather someone smoked a cigarette next to me on the train than ate an apple or their burger king next to me in all honesty.

Its that time of year again

People that blow leaves off their driveway straight onto the road!

Year end accounts

Being late finalising year end accounts because other people can't do their job properly and the finalising you were timetabled to do 2 weeks previously could only start the day before the deadline due to late handover to you despite you escalating ages before that there was issues getting the information.

Working 48 hours so far this week

Being audited by kids that are young enough to be your own kids

Finding out one of the kids auditing is Brighton

People that don't change the batteries in their smoke alarms. HTF do you sleep or do anything else with that constant ******* beeping in the background?

Token ticket inspectors on trains. Not their fault, but what's the point. Anyone intent on not buying a ticket will just ignore them. What are they going to do?

Say what?? Really? Sold, the perfect session starter for me and the no tail's trip to Budapest soon

Price varies from airport to airport, the most we paid was £35 but it was still well worth it. There's loads of decent grub, wifi, comfy seats, waitresses, and the booze?...oh my.

My Mrs always sorts it, but I think there are a few different options in each airport.

Fly Tippers. Not on an industrial scale but some inconsiderate, lazy **** has dumped an old bed on the pavement practically outside my front door. It really gets my goat :veryangry

People who keep goats in urban areas.

Lazy, inconsiderate f*ckwits that park in supermarket pick-up points (occupying enough space for two cars) and then piss off to the cash-point, because they are too dopey to park in a proper parking bay (which is usually closer anyway).

:)

Background music to dramas and documentaries, particular really heavy bass noises to outline a dramatic scene. I'm watching the bloody programme and can work out myself when I should be shocked, excited etc. I'm sure this has only developed over recent years.

Also for those channels with commercial breaks, I don't need a reminder after each break what happened previously, if JCL start to watch they can work it out for themselves.

Move to Hither Green/Catford, every house comes with a free mattress...

But I agree it is the new scourge as if there wasn't enough idiots littering any way.

Considering that even the airport Weatherspoons will set you back £15 for a crap meal and a pint I have no doubt that i'd get my money's worth.

Especially when it is an American programme and they show you half of what is about to happen!

Bus drivers. What utter c*nts.

You need to visit the 'Recommend a TV Programme' thread. They're all obsessed with US shows there. Intravenous Netflicks.

Hoola Hoops Pufts. Like eating flavoured air.

Pigeons,hopefully they'll become extinct

the yanks are proper good at telly these days tbf

If I have a different shit in a pot for at least six episodes some c*nt will watch it on Netflix.

Hashtags in adverts. Of all the things you could tweet about who is going to tweet about an advert for car insurance?!

:wallbash: Those who can only park at, and worse queue for, a petrol pump the same side as their cap. It reaches :veryangry

Getting home and turning on the telly and it's Miranda Hart live, watching for 2 minutes to see if she's funnier than her sitcoms then when realising not so, not being able to stick a knife up her f*cking pathetic unfunny useless fat arsed c*nt.

Hopefully they'll have a fight to the death with seagulls. Burger stealing *****.

:o

Seagulls are vermin, they will not fight the pigeons, but appear unexpectedly in a remote area, well away from the pigeons, but claim a victory.

Or they might fight them, start losing, then leave on 77 minutes

Pidster for being back on form.

An on line transaction that's confirmation number was 29 characters long!

WTF is that all about???

Continuous ads on ITV Choice for the same 4 progs, currently: The Jonathan Woss Show, Victoria, Grantchester, The Chase. Interspersed with those same progs on repeat. Not a lot of 'choice' there.....

It's alright if they leave their hazards on though :rolleyes:

Stadiums that change their names because of sponsorship. I had to look up which team played at the bet365 stadium. I know it was called the Britannia before then but after 20 years playing at a stadium with the same name I would be rather annoyed if they then changed it because of a new sponsor.

I am still fearful of us playing at the Mansion Stadium...

pushy mobile phone salespeople- I know you trying to get your comission, but you lost your sale today you twat.

Need a new phone as someone gave mine a beer bath in the pub last night.

Can be four or five abreast here. And the office sheep all have their lunch at exactly the same time - out at 1pm, back at 2pm. No problems walking around at 1.30pm though.

BBC football reporting "Arsenal are going third as it stands, Chelsea eighth. Below Crystal Palace. "
condescending bastards.

I could listen to that all day long. What a time to be a Palace fan

That sounds like a statement of fact of me, not a condescending comment.

Don't take it as negative as judging by the way Chelsea are playing, this could be the norm this season :)

ARLO!!!!!!!!!! ******* White, commentator on NBC who yells out the name of the player shooting in anticipation of a goal.

Grr

People (mainly on the BBS) who ask you to vote for their (insert person here) in an on-line vote for their (insert reason here).

What ever happened to democracy? This is a case of rigged voting, and an affront to the best person/submission winning on merit.

I guess we can blame the TV shows (Britain's got Talent etc.) where you call in a vote.

Youth on mopeds disreagarding the road traffic act
knowing the police are powerless to do anything about it

What the hell is this rubbish infecting my LinkedIn feed...some chump called Huzefa Vorajee who bills himself as a 'football intermediary'

Available on a FREE
Central Attacking Midfielder
20 Years Old
Born 96
Previous clubs include:
Brighton and Hove Albion
Milwall FC

Willing to play in Europe, Asia, or America.

Charing Cross station charging 50p to use the bog now

The BBC caring about PDC darts now they've got a tournament to show

Ten bob for a piss

Madness

X Factor

Seriously. **** off

X2:p

Felt very weird, I'm guessing this is the first time Taylor has been on the beeb since he won the BDO in 92.

The Croydon Advertiser website. So bloody full of animated adverts that always load first. It takes so long I lose patience and find somewhere else to get my info.

Adblock+

Well at least it is living up to its name.

Like you, it is so difficult to read now, I don't bother anymore.

My road (residential) was recently made a 20mph speed limit. To be welcomed due to all the tossers in Audis, BMWs and vans (all colours) using it as a rat-run and hence their own private racetrack.

However, there are very few road signs (one is even obscured by over hanging trees ffs!) and there seems to be little or no effort to enforce it. It was never enforced when it was 30mph; everything travelled at 40mph at least.

What is the point?? The selfish/dickheads win again, as per usual. I might just stand outside one day with a high-viz vest and a hairdryer and see if anyone slows down :D

With you there. similar issues on the road adjacent to my house. Council put some sensors down for a week following several long winded emails and telephone calls. Not had any data yet.

'please wait for assistance' coming out of the self service machine in morrisons.

Booze.

Some bloke comes over and starts helping you drink it

Fvck off Tarrant with your lottery ads you patronising money-grabbing wanker.

Peoples greed. BFS already on a massive salary but still not enough.

Bints at work have started discussing what to wear to the Christmas party already...

Take it you already know what your wearing:D:love:

Garth Crooks

Agree and that poxy money supermarket dance off ad

The state of the road surface of the M25 between Junctions 9 and 10 - horrible concrete sections that make such a noise and vibration as you drive over all the joins in the sections that you think you have a flat tyre! I bet they better motorway surfaces in poor parts of Eastern Europe!

Jim White and his stupid fvcking voice. Bet he's a right ****

Rainbows. Uncatchable wankers. Feck off. Life's shit then you die.

Apologies for not being at my cheerfullest today :)

Rubbish I've managed to get to three pots of gold, change your trainers.

It's so bad there they should have signs warning drivers about the noise!

We've wondered whether it's to encourage people to drive more slowly?

:)

You must be running faster than me. I was doing 100 in the train and couldn't get near the bugger.

this!

Dermot O'Leary

Gerard Butler and his wanky aftershave ad. Fvck off you stinky ****

Who?

Talksport/Sky Sports wanker

Christ, he started singing to INXS on the radio today. Knob.

Mark Noble

What a dick. Imagine what he was like when he drank

Ah, they get none of my cash.

Talksport is on the radio. It's free

He makes me laugh in a 'This blokes a ******* nutcase' kind of a way. He's enthusiastic about even the most mundane things.

Must be fun when him and Moose have a conversation.

Professionally enthusiastic.

i.e dick head.

It's never fun when the Moose is having a conversation, especially when he goes all high pitched.