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The 2 hr 20 journey I've just endured from Leeds back home - 48 miles. At least I'm in one piece and now having a beer, unlike the poor bugger that was totally wipped out by a 44 tonne wagon. Doubt he or she will be in good shape at all. There but for the grace etc
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Wanker taxi drivers who think that it's acceptable for them to drive through zebra crossings while people are walking across them
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the Gasprom advert always on during Champions league games
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Car driver's who can't be arsed to scrape there windows in the morning.5.30 this morning,loads of car's with frosty passenger/rear windows.How the hell do they see out.Utter ****wits:wallbash::wallbash:
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You could stop that sentence after the first three words. Taxi drivers go so fast when no one is in the back, and so bumbling slow when they have a customer. I wonder why ? :rolleyes: |
christophiex - 'Taxi drivers go so fast when no one is in the back, and so bumbling slow when they have a customer. I wonder why ?'
A: Its the extra weight, for sure. |
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When the BBC Weather says Fine but Accuweather says Rain. Whaa? How can they be so different? Window says Fine at the moment.
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Indeed IOW - Surely they all get their info from the met office.
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People taking a call (work related) on mobile in the office but who feel the need to rise from their desk and stroll around the office talking, annoying everyone else. :jerkit:
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This has already been mentioned before.
Picture a set of traffic lights at a crossroads. Two lanes. Right hand lane is straight on and right. Left hand land is straight on or left. One person sat in the right hand lane. Not indicating. Pull up behind him to go straight on. Large queue of traffic forms behind me, and in the left hand lane. Lights turn green. Car in front edges forward and then proceeds to indicate right. The rage at this point is uncontrollable. |
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People who repeat themselves
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PEOPLE IN THE OFFICE THAT SPEAK LOUDER INTO THE PHONE THAN WHEN THEY HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE IN PERSON
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People that drop LOUD hints when on the phone to publicise that they have wealth or expensive possessions.
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People who repeat themselves
People who repeat others People who repeat others Then repeat themseves I got talking to an old fella in my Mum's care home as I thought I would introduce her to him and his wife, what a mistake. Seriously, he asked me my name, my Mum's name, told me his name, asked me where I was from and told me where he was from every single minute over and over during the 5 or so minutes I spoke to him (which seemed like an hour), whilst trying to think of an excuse to do a runner. His wife just sat there and said nothing except 'I'm Scottish as well', and the poor old bugger thought Croydon Airport was still London Airport. At least the conversation was livened up halfway through by my Mum telling some other woman passing by to F*CK OFF after she jokingly asked if she wanted her to look after Mum's Kit Kat for her. |
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People who listen to talksport, but refer to it as Talkshite. If you think it's shite why are you listening to it, and telling us about it?
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The lights are called indicators not alreadydoingors |
Barely sleeping yet having loads of sleep in my eye
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People that refer to football clubs with some lame, juvenile, play on words nickname.
Chavski Manure Spuds Smallwall Wet Spam Citeh (don't even get this at all?) But surely the worst one of all is Luvapoo. It's making my skin crawl just typing that out. |
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Yeah its really not hard to figure out
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Slowly. With blunt bullets. |
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Much beloved by the churlish polyester-clad 50-somethings of say, Leicester or Southampton. I've had enough pushes, clouts and sprints along the pavement over the years to realise football support is not a cross-club love in, but have we really sunk so low that we cannot respect the opposition at all? Don't be left with the Game you wished for. |
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I always hated Ipswich singing "1-0 to the football team" when they scored against us. Smug carrot crunching, tractor driving twats. Especially as we were in administration at the time (first time around) |
Little blind boys who stand outside newsagents with their dogs and complain when you try to put a 10p in their head. Never did that in my day the ungrateful little shits
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Not as bad as the one that went Millwall, though
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Wasn't Notlob a Monty Python thing? Can't remember any relevant sketches though.
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Why it is never engaged when you call the wrong phone number....
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An extension of the parrot sketch |
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People who've stopped to look at their phone then set off again as you walk
past them at exactly the same pace as you the thoughtless twats |
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The people voted for Brexit
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This whole mess that is Brexit. The fact that Cameroon quit rather than deal with his responbility, he is now set up for life so it wont effect him.anyway.
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the two on the left didnt vote. Which leaves the 2 on the right. Nuff said.:p |
Rail replacement bus services!!
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Motivational posters you sometimes see at work. Usually have a pack/herd of animals on the front with a cliche underneath like 'when we work together we're stronger' or other such nonsense.
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Fireworks after 9pm
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Cycling superhighways in central London. The traffic is now completely f*cked.
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Teams that stroll thru our defense
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People who order cocktails when it's 8 deep at the bar
We all want a drink too, you twats |
Hitting the post.
When it's us you're left frustrated as hell; when it's the opposition you feel slightly embarrassed that we just got away with one. Bring back jumpers for goalposts! |
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Can't believe the amount of cyclist along that stretch,and the super highway has strangled the motorised traffic.How people drive in London with four wheels is beyond me.Utter madness(Taking nothing away for the safety of cyclist) What i find more amazing is the cyclist that can't keep to there bit of road and dart in and out of traffic,bloody annoying loons:wallbash: |
Tourists who jump in front of you to take a photo of a statue, piece of art or monument which looks nice without knowing what it is.
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Blind Nigel taking the piss and lording it when England inevitably f*ck up against Scotland this week.
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Use it almost daily |
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It's factual so it's fine :p |
And still people are letting off fireworks.
Why? Why the **** why? |
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"Bolton got draw. 1-1 (Ward T) (o.g., not lob)." (Terry Ward smashed the ball past his own keeper in the last minute rather than lofting it over him, just as his sodding brother Ashley was doing exactly the same thing in the right goal unfortunately.) |
Football chants that come back to bite you in the arse.
"2-0 and you f....ed it up !" |
Walkers and Birdseye putting prices up and blaming the £. They use British potatoes British Veg & Fish FFS. Profiteering wankers
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Steve Claridge's miserable face on TV
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West Ham, what a sad excuse for a club they are becoming. I run a girls football team in Essex so most of the girls except mine support west ham. We were having a fund raiser so I wrote to west ham asking for a donation of something we could raffle. First I got an email back telling I had to write in and not email, write to the stadium and I need to give at least 6 to 10 weeks notice. I wrote a nice letter explaining what we were hoping to do, how we are in the same league as their girls team etc etc This at the beginning of Oct, got a letter back last week saying how they support lots of local charities , they get asked for stuff all the time so they cant give stuff to everyone so sorry.
Sent an email to Sharon Lacey asking the same thing, she said she would see what she could do, got something in the post the same week. :love: |
Whinging, pessimistic defeatists
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The Australian Test team and their attempt to quantify
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Or pop along to the fundraiser. |
Alan Pardew.
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Clapping sticks
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Roundabouts.
Why the f*ck don't people know how to negotiate them anymore? |
The Pardew haters. I can't tell them apart from the Brexiteers.
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That Leicester supporter who posts on bbs about 20 times a day, just **** off to your own board will you.
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