That was back in those oh so innocent 70's Hedgehog. By the 80's they had advanced to adorning the tables with lines of coke and professional ladies for the pleasure of the distinguished guests.:hmph:

People who want their children to be 20 when they are only 7 or 8. Stupid haircuts, designer clothes etc

I thought this was only me that it really bugged!

Worse still when they've got 2 or 3 little sprogs all dressed up to the nines in matching designer gear.

Just let kids pick their own clothes out. Adam Sandler had it right in Big Daddy.

the police doing nothing about car users on thier mobiles phones ,,i commute on my motorcycle filter past hundreds daily on thier phones wandering all over the place steering with thier knees clueless to whats going on
does my head in

Agree(i also go by bike)

If you're a driver, it's just as annoying.

Aah, the delights of an EMAP Christmas do.....

I was behind a young woman on her step through, weaving all over the place, pulled alongside her....yep, using her phone to text....she nearly fell off when I hurled abuse at her.

People organising a walk out at the match on Saturday. And calling themselves proper fans as if those that don't join in their tantrum are not proper fans.

I can tell you where to stick your POM POM.

Stop using the ladies then

What and give the rats mobile phones, do you have any idea the amount of viruses they could spread using an i-phone

Political correctness. Not all of it just certain bits like this one from today from the the BBC on our fishing policy "employs just 12,000 fishers" wtf is wrong with fishermen?

They smell funny?

Mersey Monday

100% agree, it's been Mersey ******* Monday since last bastard Thursday on sky sports, bunch of arse!

Blowers. WTF is he still doing commentary when he clearly can't see where the ball is. He's just had to be told be Marks that it was a catch - a good few seconds after the catch was taken. Get rid of him.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Blowers is not the tator he once was.

Cricket, I presume

Blowing more cold than hot.

They suck on their friends?

The end of Blowers' job at the BBC?

2017 without Blowers....perish the thought.

No one chritmasing BBS avatars anymore

Went to buy a bottle of water, £1.80 for a small one. I almost died.

BT. Incompetent twats of the highest order.

Drivers cutting corners turning right

These people are near the top of the list.

Robbie Williams and his latest offering. Conceited C*nt.

Surprisingly honest album title from him though, you have to give him that.

Blokes a wanker.

Great title

:p

The usuals.

:lux:

The company Braun, who make electric shavers.

For years on their tv adverts the name was pronounced "Brawn" similar sounding to prawn.

Now all of a sudden they decide that it's pronounced "Brown" (as in the colour).


WTF???

The Hotel Trivago ad... 'the exact same'.

People who drive great big cars who clearly haven't a clue the size of the vehicle they are controlling, parking and judging distance is a no no for these cretins

Talk Talk's Indian call centre

Can I belatedly add that Henry Blofeld was bugging the shit out of me long before his eyesight/mental faculties started to desert him.

Continuing from TMS:

Geoffrey Boycott

And Nessels became Nest-lay.

In fairness, there is an acute accent over the last e, so "nesslay" is the correct pronunciation. When they used to pronounce "Nessels" as in "Nessels Milky Bars", that was incorrect, but we just got used to it.

Patronising, smiley breakfast TV weather people telling you to wrap up well this morning, remember to de-ice the car and to watch yourself on the slippery pavements. I'll decide if I want breeze my follocks off, drive with a window I can see out of and whether I choose to do a comedy Bambiesque fall to amuse the neighbours, not you!! Just solemnly stand there with a moustache and sports jacket (AKA Bert Foord) and tell me the bleedin' temperatures - and that's just the women!

Snobby people at work trying to outdo each other about what meat they are cooking on Christmas Day...

'We're having beef wellington' says one, whilst slagging off turkey as not being all that.
Then the next one is have a 'Russian Doll' FFS

They ask me what I've got, its a frozen turkey crown from Lidl and their reaction is like I've trodden dog shit into the carpet!

Office Martyrs.Woman I work with was losing her voice but for some reason insisted on coming over to me talking about inane work crap. Her voice was getting sqeekier with every passing sentence. I told her to just email me, but she insisted on talking until she had no voice left. The day is then filled with people saying what a trooper she is and she really shouldn't be in work. You're an adult love, if you feel shit go home, don't stand in front of me expecting sympathy.

That is very true. Who cares what meat people eat? It's a roast dinner, that's all. Why do people fuss so much about this lunch? Stomachs can only consume so much at any one time.

Whilst on the subject of Christmas, why the need to give to charities and help the homeless at this time? Shouldn't we be doing this all the time? "Goodwill to all men.." Goodwill all the time, not just at Christmas. Then again, if you visit any shopping precinct or supermarket over the next two days, there will be zero goodwill.

Massive pub, loads of room, yet you still get groups of boorish blokes who insist on standing in a group around the bar.

Is that the one with real hair?




Oh....

It used to be called 'Brighton and Hove Albion' but because it's got a seagull over it, it is pronounced 'that load of ******* ******* *****'

The only Russian Doll i know of is not something to eat, what the hell is that

It's a multi-bird roast, e.g. guinea fowl, duck and turkey breast stuffed inside a goose. I'm off out later to catch some robins and pigeons...

Stay away from the "What are you roasting(sic) today" thread then.

Think I have already mentioned this, but people crunching boiled sweets. Not a second of sucking. Pop it in the the mouth and then crunch loudly. When you throw open mouthed chewing into the mix at the same time it's enough to make me just get up from my desk and go for a walk until they're done. How can they not notice?

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People who post pics of their dogs lying all over the furniture on faceache, who then get the arse when I ask them 1) why is the animal on the furniture and 2) why is it in the house in the first place?

Why thank you, never heard of that

Thats because it was previously called a bird in a bird in a bird. Some trendy twit came up with Russian ******* Doll.

What's annoying me? The seat belt in my car, that's what! Bloody thing tried to kill me the other day. I tell you, if it doesn't sort itself out soon, I'm going to give it the full Basil Fawlty!!! :wallbash::wallbash::eek:

Not that I agree with the snobbery obviously aimed at Dorking's choice of meat, but certainly for my parents and their generation at least, the Christmas lunch is what Christmas is all about. Everyone chipping in and doing their bit, having too many glasses of wine and working together is the one part of the festival that has stayed true to it's roots (sort of) more so than the opening of presents anyway.

Mobile phone companies and the people who work for them. Bloody useless the lot of them

People who pretend to be all chilled but really really aren't

Always thought it was the practice of chatting to the far best mate to get talking to her better looking, thinner friends.

Anyone that does a multi roast really must have too much time on their hands. Definitely not something to boast about.

Yes, I know that. If it was good enough for their marketing dept, it was good enough for us.

Ours is ready to go.

http://wisdomfishing.com/wp-content/...11/12/turk.jpg

George ******* Lucas changing the first three Star Wars films!

Never seen a Star Wars film.
This picture put me off....

http://www.windsorstar.com/technolog...g?size=640x420

Why are there so many dickheads coming out with this shite these days, that's another thing that annoys me, in fact:D

Because, being a German company, 'brown' is the correct pronunciation. We've been getting it wrong for years.

I'll bear that in mind should I ever replace my car with a beh emm vay.

Germans pronouncing Geoffrey as 'gay-offree' gets my goat

So Hitler married Eva Brown?

In Spain it would be a BehEme Ubeduble

And a VW is a Ube Ubeduble

Or, in German, a Foul Vey.

Sounds Jewish

Why do women cough through their hands? Rather than covering their mouths they almost form a tube and cough down it.

And Lidl is Leedol, not Liddle

:hi:

Tastefully decorated Christmas trees.
That's not the point, you stupid c*nts.

People's pathetic attempts at replicating the Iceland chant. Makes the people doing it look a bit simple.

Even if it was done well, it would still look shit because it's the ICELAND chant. Unimaginative wankers

People still do that? Christ

I thought Man City, Rangers, Arsenal nicking GAO was bad enough

Almost as crap as people who chant Sssttteeevvveeee

It's done about 10 times a night at the darts.

People who talk over the top loudly on the phone when I'm on public transport:grrr:

Not everybody wants to hear about your pointless shit

Wrapping presents

I am total dog shit at it

Anyone using the word 'zeitgeist'.

Anyone who writes this in my Xmas card.

"Take time to cherish humanity, offer yourself the gift to stop, and just enjoy being...."

A what? Sanctimonious wanker?

So many things annoy me at christmas.
Peoples greed, the supermarkets will re open. The money wasted buying shit nobody wants and the fact that whatever you have brought will be half the price in 2 days time
I also saw cream eggs for sale in a newagents, easter is coming.

My family winds me up at Christmas.

Was it from Southern? :)

The BBC Local London News last night,this half an hour waste of electricity didn't even mention the imminent Allardyce appointment,even though it was on the preceding main news.

£5.50 for a CHILD sized cup of warm cider at winter wonderland robbing bastards

Ffs you really don't like him do you? Why is it so important to you? It's only a chant, that's all!
Have a nice Christmas, and I hope big fat Sam carries on with Wayne, for your sanity only of course!

the sudden spate of sycophantic royalist drivel about Charles Windsor - suddenly being referred to by all and sundry as 'the future king'
a half spread page in the Guardian would you believe - well I would and a fawning editorial -
Is he about to take over? If that is not enough we are now to be concerned about whether eugenie and the other one will be commoners if not given a title
why are people taken in by this submoronic irrelevance on a par with the kardashians.

People using that moronic Yank phrase 'from the Get Go'

It's the in thing.

Describing somebody as a "personal friend". Is there any other sort?

Assuming you mean the one in Hyde Park?
If so, it's widely known to be amongst the greatest rip-offs in London. Only for the tourists.