People claiming step children as their own. She is MY daughter, you just happen to be married to her Mum, my left overs.

What about if their real dad was a raging alcoholic who eventually dies at 53 years of age from his addiction, and a serial mental abuser and philanderer to boot..

And then a step dad comes in and picks up the pieces, puts three kids through university and provides a stable, friendly, abuse free home, and much more.

Can I then pretend to call them my own?

The smug potential buyers on the homes in the sun programmes.Never seem to buy a place because 'were going to put a cheeky offer in' or 'were going home to think about it'.**** off!

That goes back to Maidstone Petes funand games trying to sell his place.

He has dealt with some real wankers.

If you want. They still ain't yours.

Or a raging cokehead who dies at 40 odd, after beating their mother up on various occasions, once with their daughter in their arms?

They still ain't yours, good or bad, you can't airbrush out their proper dad.

He did a good enough job of that himself. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

You can be a right ****, but be a great dad.

Why do you think I am being personal to you? I am talking about my own circumstances.

If you’re a right **** they will work it out for themselves despite what a great Dad you may think you are. (Sounds a bit aggressive, not meant to be personal)

I know a few right ***** that are brilliant dads. Also some nice ladies that are shit mums. Some step parents are magic as well, as is my own daughters step dad. The point is you shouldnt claim others offspring as your own.

Things that annoy you
 

Some people’s fixation with snap chat such as my 26 year old niece purring sun glasses and shit on her Bessie bf for about the 1000th time this year. My sister joining with the poxy pouting face whoever thought that was a good look was very much mistaken.

I imagine it can be quite funny for a 6 year old a few times but for adults the novelty must wear off at some point

My missus and daughter spend hour after hour on that and never get bored. Just an extension of the whole selfie horror show.

Vanity and the need for approval of your physical appearance from others doesn’t wear off easily for some people unfortunately.

I have been known to pick players from whoever Palace are playing knowing full well I will jinx them into not scoring.

That is probably the most wrong you have ever been on the BBS.

If you ever get the chance, you can ask them. I am sure they are best placed to decide.

Nobody is doing that on here. Not in a biological sense.

Our kids had full access to their father, to the point that he was often invited to our house. We tried to provide the support to get him off the booze, but other peoples influences didnt help.

I am not sure what you can do when he turns up drunk at 10am asking his teenage kids for money to buy more booze.

But still, he was a great dad.

He was a great dad when we spent a day in the church for his wake and his kids had to bury him at 52/53. I am sure they were grateful for my support sitting in the church with them and paying for the funeral. But no, steppy doesnt count for jack shit.

Free speech. So overrated. Glad we have the BBS internet bandwagon police on hand to shut it down.

There are an awful lot of shit biological fathers. Just because a person has managed a squirt during a late night fumble, doesnt mean he is man enough to take responsibility for the next twenty odd years, as many a woman would testify.

Some of them have absolutely no right to be called Dad.

Mmmm. I think the BBS is a bastian of free speech. People can say more or less what they want. They just need to be prepared to defend what they said when called upon to do so.

That makes it several grades above twitter and faceache shite.

This with bells on. My 7 year old son has made it into the top 10,000 and finds my current form hilarious.

BBC having an article about free speech and fines for "No platforming"’ but not linking a Have Your Say discussion about it. And then an article criticizing Lewis Hamilton unhappy about a nephew in drag. Again with no HYS

Did it again this morning.

How did you do it again if it was the one day you didn't wear slippers?

People who swim aggressively fast in the slow or medium lane at a public pool.

People paid to report things, who give ill-informed opinion instead.

Bank charges

My current, debilitating loss of self-confidence

Bad timekeeping.

Yes, it's been an annoying morning.

Did it Sunday. Mrs KM then complained about blood on the carpet.

Ah, our minds...our worst fecking enemy.

Shame our education system doesn’t spend more time nurturing healthy minds than it does on algebra, long division, RE, tests and other useless nonsense designed to stress the feck out of you and make you feel inadequate.

FWIW mate...everyone’s an idiot, but some are better at hiding it than others.

Spot on, i have three step daughters, one at university in Wales.
None of them even remember their biological farther, they love their home and life, and i love them as much as my :blood: daughter

Single mothers who think They're hard done by and try to manipulate a situation where I end up looking after her child so she can get pissed.

And you agreed to do that because......?

F...wits who wear KFC buckets on their heads at cricket. Does this shit food need free advertising.

The key word is try.

Ah yes, right you are

And PeterH and I are talking about ours.

Quite. I spend half my time thinking "any minute now they're going to realise i haven't a scooby"
But I muddle through most things regardless.

The Mrs looking anxiously out the window every 5 minutes because of the lightest snowfall you could imagine. It's not even 'settling' and she's stressing that she won't be able to get to work next week FFS!

Keep ‘em guessing mate :p

Where as I’m hoping it absolutely bombs it down so i don’t have to

I'm just over the hill from you in Fetcham, and the Daily Mail was showing pictures of "snow" on Ranmore common (more like a bit of frost) Missus goes into panic mode, all she is worried about is getting snowed in and not having enough milk (she has two cups of tea a day tops)

I'm getting her a snow plough and a cow next Christmas to calm her down.

Yet more animated/cartoon crap on the telly in the morning yet again :moo: :S:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?sour...50.BSqYugg9Ex4

Show her this. More chance of someone putting up a miniature suprastadio in your back garden while you're asleep.

Grace Chatto (is that her name?)

Slatted breadboards with an underneath bit for ‘easy cleaning’.

Fvcking pains in the arses

Is that not the 'Fixture Breakfast' at the Amex?

People thinking that because they have children that they should automatically be at the front of the queue for annual leave requests.

Similarly, people who get to pick and choose when they start and finish simply because they don't live within walking distance of the office. "Oh I'd better leave now or I won't get home til 7", so bloody what

Thanks fella. I've been living with bouts of depression since infancy and recently my therapist has suggested that I might think about getting a psychiatric review as there are manic/bipolar tendencies to my behaviour when I emerge from under the cloud.

In the meantime, I'm trying to find some balance through moderation and venting my frustration with the world on this thread.

Joe Root

On a similar note, people who stop at the end of the pool to catch their breath or adjust their goggles then set off again right in front of you.

Any ending to this sentence would do it for me.

Nuns with no sense of humour

Maybe you could start a thread?

Being 150+ miles from home and bumping into 2 people from work! This world is just too bloody small.

On my first trip to Australia, I went for a swim at Bondi Beach. Imagine my surprise when I returned to my towel to find a colleague from the UK had laid his down less than a metre away.

Like this one?

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthrea...0#post14014790

Nice....:p

When you get your usual train but because it's the holidays, Southern choose to change the destination stops without any onboard announcements, meaning you get dumped in central London and have to journey back out :lux::lux:

It's probably for the benefit of people with kids.

I used to use that excuse when I was late too.

Someones gotta ask,spill the beans:D

:lux:

Fantasy League again.

More of a WTF.

Having a cracking week and feeling smugish with 70+ points, only to see that some twat has managed to accrue 160+ points - how on earth?

Same here... I got 65 and the leader got 125. Last week he nailed the Everton Monday game with his bonus... I'm convinced he is cheating somehow with a time machine.

Was it your wife?

I naively thought I was doing okay, you know middling okay, I had a proper check and I am barely above those that have obviously given up the ghost in all of the Palace related leagues.

What disillusionment.

My mates wife is ahead of me, and she picks the teams on the colour of their shirts or which teams players has the nicest arses.

She actually won the whole thing the season before last.

She might be on to something.

The way so many web site now have to send you a verification code as part of the log in process.

I appreciate the sentiment to keep my data secure, but it seems to me that most of the security breaches happen at their end not my end.

People who treat their pets as children, thus qualifying them for the "Things people think having children automatically entitles them to" thread.

It's a weird thing. If you are the 'mummy' of that four-legged shitting machine, you are a biological miracle.

Sanchez - mercenary absolute piece of shite.

Hope someone breaks his leg, and he never plays again

People forming an opinion on a sportsman without proper analysis.

It's funny how all the "the one thing you can't question with Sanchez is his commitment and work rate (sic)" comments have dried up, isn't it?

I've slept with a few dogs in my time, but...

He is an utter cunit. Do you not think I have seen his lame performances for Chile?

It's all about email harvesting, Hedge.

Aaaaaah. Indeed. Unless there is a transfer window very close. And Man City will reward him for his lack of commuitment. That is why I want to see a career threatening injury. He has been an utter disgrace for four months.

Cook, not Sanchez. And, not you.

Is that what it is? Bar Stewards. Same with texting the code I guess... get your mobile number.

PeterH taking the moral high ground on other threads about being a nice person and then wishing someone he has never even had a conversation with a broken leg.

Stay classy.

Wow Pete

Not sure that’s particularly becoming of you

Do mercenaries build football pitches for deprived kids ?

I think our Pete may have taken last nights defeat a little bit harder than the rest of us ...

I liked Sanchez, now I can only feel the worst for him.

He was dreadful for Chile at home against Paraguay on the last day of the transfer window. All about him and a Man City move.

You come and walk in my shoes in Chile. For 5 years almost every single sports news report is sucking his cock - even after he let them down so badly. Think about Man Utd, Rooney, Liverpool, Gerrard etc. Triple that.

A career killing injury and no more talk of the odious little turd will do me just fine.

Just like most Palace fans felt about Cantona, Gerrard, Terry, and a host of other footballing cunits.

Does that meet with your approval?

Why are you on my case so much lately? I think it is to provoke a reaction and to make the BBS more interesting TBH. Otherwise it would just be stalking.

From the change they have down the back of the sofa.

I find it hard to take that the little twat has been shite for 4 months, uninterested, a shadow of the player he was. Three days before the window opens he becomes World Class.

Against Us.

All my students know I am a Palace fan, and it being covered across all Chilean news channels just means I get constant abuse.

They only show Palace on Chilean TV when we play Arsenal (Sanchez) or Man City (Bravo and leaders). Invariably we are well beaten in these games.

It is hard enough for all of us to take jokes from our armchair Man Utd, Chelsea office twats. Imagine it from know-nothing Chilean sports fans who think the likes of Marcelo Rios was the best ever tennis players or switch from Real Madrid to Barcelona shirts on a yearly basis depending on who is winning the Champions League this season.

With Sanchez scoring twice, yes.

Palace played well second half, and for 5 beautiful minutes after we equalised I thought we were going to destroy them.

Post Xmas beds, furniture, holiday TV commercials.

It's just non stop mental torture.

Fair enough if you feel like that. I personally take great pleasure in revelling in the fact that I support Palace.

There's nothing anyone can say or do to make me envious of any other club in the world. Whether they are ignorant or experts.

Yep.

I don't see any justification above? you have in the past called me one of the more unpleasant posters and all I am doing is highlighting the hypocrisy. Don't take my posts personally, it probably feels like I am on your case because it would seem as if you have decided to start posting some rather ludicrous nd outlandish comments.

Pricks that nick your anorak st the gym when you nip off to the toilet - hope it doesn’t fit you twat

Indeed. But I am in the job of re-education. I have a very limited number of Palace shirts to give out. One or two a term. And if Sanchez moves to Man City all those hooky Arsenal shirts will be in the back of the closets and there will be Man City shirts everywhere.

Chilean men are mummys boys, and they have to support the team that are winning things or have a high profile Chilean and winning things.

They dont understand that you cant just change allegiances like that.

They are like Asian half and half shirt wearers.