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Teenagers. If I’d have spoken to my mum like mine do to the Mrs sometimes, my old man would have put me into next week
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Funny that, sitting in your room all day on your iPhone is boring. DO SOMETHING FFS ! |
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Had to do a day into London on the train(motorbike being serviced)before christmas,i really couldn't do it every day.Feck know's how people do it,it must be sole destroying :frown: |
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The way my son speaks. There is never a "t" pronounced, "beneath" becomes "beneaf".
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5/8ths of a mile There is an app that does a Metric/imperial conversion of everything. Find it useful sometimes especially when looking to buy on the Web |
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Take em to the top of a skyscraper and hang em over the edge. Boredom gone. Works every time. |
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Disclaimer: I have this problem also, and blame by Croydon/Bromley upbringing. Don't ever ask me to say the number 33. |
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I wanted to park in front of my house but someone has parked there which they're quite entitled to do. However, they've parked half in front of my house and half in front of next door which means they're taking up 2 spaces. Cheers mate
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Surfers and Skateboarders
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It. And ‘sick’ or ‘so sick’ I can’t stand. Sure slang was cool when you were 13 and wanted to sound different from your parents but not when you are an adult. |
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Those sisters in the Nationwide ad are starting to grind my gears
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Is it a natural instinct for little girls playing/running around in a group to scream in an ear shattering shrill, or it it something they lean to do by peer pressure or from video games?
I want to believe it is naturally inbred in them and they seem to have always done it, so can't blame video games for this one. (Neighbours kids are having a party and there are about 10 kids under 10 having a water pistol fight in the back yard - sounds like some are getting murdered) |
Over here, younger people in the service industries seemed to have moved on from "No Problem" to "No Worries".
I always thought this was an Australian thing from 20 years ago (Crocodile Dundee and all that), but seems to have caught on here recently. Either that or they think I'm Australian, which is not unusual, and are trying to be clever. |
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Forgetting to put a smilie at the end of a post (or message), then worrying about whether the target audience will misinterpret the tone.
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Holidaying with other people.
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Other people.
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Roy calling Dougie, Doug Freedman. Don’t know why but it does. Never been known as Doug in his pro career. Love Roy though....apart from that [emoji3]
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Should have called him Bertie. |
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This feckin cold I’ve had for a week and especially the accompanying cough/retch which has exacerbated my hitherto benign groinal hernia. Which is now giving me some serious gyp.
I’d rather be at work. Being at home on your own coughing your lungs up ain’t fun. Even the cat has fecked off outside for some peace and quiet |
Lending Stream ad voiceover pronouncing Stream and Streaming as Shtream and Shtreaming.
Perhaps the idea is to draw attention away from the 1325% APR. Which they call One Three Two Five percent in an attempt to make it sound less horrendous than way over one thousand percent. |
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Sorry for all you many non essex residents who this means nothing too. |
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Feckin travellers my arse:veryangry Still,should get entertaining with the not guilty verdicts of the two at the M25 services and the family feud that ended in murder at Wickford.Squealing like pigs to the old bill:jerkit::jerkit: |
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Also a girl at work says soz instead of sorry...she's hot but bloody annoying. |
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I used to hate soz but I've started using it again, soz.
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#LOL
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My trusty old iPod Classic going kaput. :(
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My kettle going kaput.
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I quite like ‘ Shoppy ‘ actually. Better than ‘ Stroppy ‘ as my Mrs called me yesterday. Women just don’t understand man flu |
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Regards, A Bully. |
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I don’t think |
Being given a tube of Smarties that's Hexagonal instead of round AND has no plastic cap to stamp on the tube and fire across the room :sob:
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Mondays.
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Hey, Worksop is going all Warsop.
(I've been waiting to use this North Nottinghamshire joke for weeks) :moo: |
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Church Warsop and not Market I hope ! |
Adult men in parkas with furry hoods. Just look like a backwards big kid.
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Mans Not Hot. |
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Now on my third round of e-mails with this company, and we seem to be in a bit of a "There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza" loop. Latest e-mail tells me I have to fax the document (totally ignoring the $60.00 plea), or call them on the number on the back of the ID card... the same ID card we have lost and need to replace which is why I'm contacting them in the first place and trying to provide the said documents. Part II of the annoyance... One there website you can provide a phone number that the next available representative will call you. Did this, and within 30 seconds the phone goes, only to go straight to hold which I gave up on after 15 minutes. Customer Service at its finest! |
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The Grateful Dead album “ Workingman’s Dead”.
The apostrophe is in the wrong place and/or WorkingMan should be two words. |
Packaged food with a tab designed to peel away the top membrane that either refuses to budge or snaps when you pull too hard and you end up using a knife. ( on the package, not the designer, unfortunately )
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Buying a Hollister top off the internet that fits well and looks nice. Your 7 year old son the tells you that the logo looks like you support Brighton.
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Sky reporting on the Sanchez move to Man City or Utd every 2 minutes! Boring...
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So funny! Just hoping to hear if palace has signed anyone. You never know they might get a mention before the end of the transfer window
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Hertz charging a $35 admin fee for paying a $5 toll I would happily have paid myself, if they'd let me.
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A guy called Rohan who appears to give my phone number to every data collection agency he can find.
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Heading back to the UK after 8 weeks in Australia.
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The insidious abandonment of the preposition "to" so that now we have "I'm going work" or "I'm going London later". My daughter and her friends do this and I've seen some of you bastards post in this style on here. Stop. Now.
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Are you going San Francisco?
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Watching 115 minutes (and counting) of goalless Fleetwood Leicester football.
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People walking thier young children to school with headphones on.
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Forgetting which english word to use in sentences, eg affected or effected, passed or past, their or there etc. Probably where the bbs helps actually as without it i probably wouldnt write/type stuff at all.
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I've Googled it many times, and still not really sure about the differences. :confused: |
Having to wait until next week for the next episode of the Vikings
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The middle class sense of entitlement
Middle class people who call everything “amazing” The middle class accepted wisdom that everything that’s foreign is superior to everything that isn’t The middle classes |
The length of time it's bloody taking us to sign someone.
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People moaning and moaning about the fact that we haven't signed anyone.
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I've been off work for a couple of weeks and am totally amazed at the number of unsolicited calls that come in everyday.
Thank God for caller ID and voice mail. There was a thing on the radio yesterday where they were saying the whole "Do not call" list (not sure if you have that in The UK) is no longer working or being enforced. As I'm typing this... there is another one! |
Still not signing anyone
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