People who are bunking off work/school because of the snow invading the space of those of us who choose to have their days off during the week.

I'm sure they'll be up in arms if they can't get their smashed avocado on toast at the weekend because of a light breeze.

Money-clip

The nanny holding the door open in the café while Jago decides if he wants to go home with her or mummy.

Said wankers eating all the pastries.

Teachers - self entitled wankers to a man. Think they work harder than anyone else because they start at 8:30 and leave at 3, get eight million holidays a year and essentially baby sit all day. Plus get the day off when the kids do for inset/snow/feel like it.

Wankers.

Harsh.

But there are undoubtedly too many who are too full of their own self importance that if I was presenting Room 101, on balance I would agree they deserve to be confined to it.

a bit like when you're clearly focussed on a complex piece of work or impending deadline and someone comes up

"can I interrupt you for a sec?"

"well you already have, and it won't be a sec it'll be 10 minutes at least and then you'll want something done by the end of the day because you've come and asked me F2F which you think gives you some kind of brownie points"

Phone wasn't it?

Hyperbole - by far the most annoying thing in the universe, ever.

People with suitcases on wheels who don't make allowances for having them in tow.

People who don't (or begrudgingly) accept apologies from strangers.

Today.

Was it you who did just did a flying drop kick on me ?

She only wanted a lift to Sainsburys ;)

U ok hun?

:supergrin:

Yes, even worse than the superbole.

Wanker builders setting off the fire alarm :D

Yup, the money wasn’t lost, it was just all spent. :supergrin:

He doesn't exist, because if he did he would be a massive ****

Which sort of proves he does exist

Oh yes she does!!

:sob:

People who misuse or misquote common phrases. Like when a problem in an organisation say its 'a few bad apples', as an reason for problems, without realising that the statement is a 'few bad apples ruin the whole barrel' - its a metaphor you mad bastards for how corruption spreads, and contaminates otherwise good individuals.

People who use the term 'Einstein-Rosen Bridge (to describe a wormhole phenomena - usually to look clever in Science Fiction); F**k off, its an 'Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen' Bridge - You can't just take Podolsky out of the reasoning, his contribution is central to the EPR Paradox on which the concept is based (effectively as an argument against the Copenhagen Interpretation).

Pretty useful in Software licensing management, if you include Snow in all your client builds.

Not really, but better for venting.

Ah, the good old Einstein-Rosen Bridge and the Einstein Podolsky Rosen paradox. :)

You missed the "if" in my comment then?

And fans of The Wankers

You are a massive **** for questioning me about this.

Is it stressful being God and is that why sometimes you do ******* things?

Seeing the regular Parish quote of "when the sun blah blah" being re-quoted by dozens of supporters for every argument against him. We get it fellas but it's hardly original now.

Also excess lettuce in McDonalds burgers, especially in your takeway bun. It falls out everywhere, turns an already lukewarm and limp burger cold and half the time its that shitty yellow bit that no bugger wants. Its garnish not a stuffing ffs.

On an Amazon note. Having cetain DVDs only available to Prime members. I understand getting a discount, but at least allow me to buy at a higher price. I thought the idea was to sell things on that site.

Seriously thinking of dumping Amazon after reading how they treat heir stalk at UK warehouse.

Or staff even

Parents in Chiswick pulling their kids to school on sleds this morning. Not plastic sleds but clearly expensive wooden ones. Sometimes I despair.

Ermmm......wrong time.of the month?

There was a secret camera expose of them on tv a few years back.

Pulling them with their Chelsea tractors ?????

I never believed in God until I came across him her or it as a BBS user!

Shouldn’t this be on elgin’s FUE Hair Transplants in Turkey thread?

Last visited the BBS on 13-04-2012 at 10:05 AM

Not so omnipresent these days then.

I could have sworn He had posted in the last few months.

He posts under a different username these days.

LOL. As in go back to them, once you have realised you made a mistake.

It is about the only easy access place I can get my fillums, books, and interesting things for the grandkids from.

I wonder if Amazon stock a DVD of that.

Barcelona and Real Madrid being featured so highly on the BBS webpage.

Sometimes they even start talking about their games when a Premier game is in progress.

I also don't care for the Scottish Premier getting precedence over the Championship in their listings.

Did you mean BBC?

I did.

What would have previously been under the banner of the word ‘Transfer’ in some guise, has now become the wank term ‘recruitment’ by football fans and media. It’s a boring term.

People who don’t heed public weather warnings who moan about being stuck on a motorway with nobody giving them information. Take responsibility for your actions FFS.

Capita

Probably been nominated before, but here goes.
PIERS MORGAN. What an arrogant prick.
Has he ever allowed anyone to voice an opinion that he doesn't agree with?
Can't wait until he retires to his cosy Emirates season ticket seat, and stops polluting the airways.

Yep good old Piers, the knob. Single handedly turned The Mirror from a newspaper to a comic.

The change in the tram routes, if you are getting on say Addiscombe they don't run direct to West Croydon

Stingily topped pizzas

As posted on the Jordon Mutch thread - people who say 'Your Chelseas, your Arsenals, your Manchester Uniteds' when there is clearly only one of each.

Are you confusing God with Dave? It happens.

+1

Add to this anyone who practices a high risk activity before placing a drain on public services

Who puts stingily on their pizza?

Members of the "Brighton Kop" talking loudly (in southern accents) about how they've got tickets for the "home" game against Bournemouth, and corporate hospitality tickets for the one-day game between Sussex and Australia.

No one is interested. But one person (at least) is bored/annoyed.

Stop living in Brighton

Feeble individuals with umbrellas up with a tiny bit of snow falling.
Signs and announcements saying take care in the snowy/icy conditions - can't we work that out for ourselves?!
'Characters' in coffee shops who make cringey conversation with the staff like they're their friends.

People who refuse to accept others as Albanian. Albanophobic bastards.

Good shout.

They should all be sent to Siberia for hard labour, the feckers :grrr:

I'm trying

Michael Gove's ******* face.

The dustmen not turning up today

Idoits that know its snowing, goung to snow more go out in there cars get stuck and then moan about it.

Helen Flanagan - a truly bad actress

Mine did.

And mine.

.

Waking up at 5am on a Saturday

Fvck sake

Asthma attacks so bad you can't sleep and lie wheezing all night and wondering whether to wait it out or endure the seven-hour wait at North Middlesex casualty. For the second time this week and about the tenth time this year. Now I either lose my afternoon sleeping or be exhausted all Saturday.

If your attack is that bad, they advise calling an ambulance, it can deterioate very quickly. I have been told off a few times for not calling one earlier than I have done.

people with umbrellas

People who use their push-chair as a battering ram.

A lot of 4x4 drivers, who think they are driving a tank and the rules of the road do not apply to them. My dash-cam says otherwise

Bless
Gone Viral
melt
People who have no spacial-awareness.
Rude people
People,....all of them. Absolute ****** morons, except for the nice ones. (think that's about it :D )

People with dash-cams ��

i bought one about 6 months ago after i watched a tv programme about insurance scams. I havent been bothered to install it or buy a memory card for it yet...
:moo:

Everyone is a c***, except a few nice c***s

I ponce a lift off if a colleague to work atm. He talks to his wife hands free/bluetooth whilst I’m in the car which means i’m listening to their entire conversation.

If that wasn’t irritating enough, his wife has an annoying habit of saying “cool beans” after every sentence.

**** off.

Haha - also people with cctv at their property in nice areas - usually using it to complain about peoples dogs shitting near their home.

Jesus thats properly annoying

I’d grab the steering wheel and crash the fvcker.

The "insurance scam" scam is just the bait to hook you for the "buy a dashcam" scam

She’s South African too. Whilst I harbour no ill will toward South Africans, the accent amplifies the blood curdling nature of the irritation 100 fold.

Having to cancel a weekend break in Ireland due to weather and then being consoled by the fact that my car decided not to start this morning. Grrr

Coming back from a lovely walk in the snow, running a bath and then finding out there’s no hot water because your daughter had a shower for half an hour.

Never having enough hot water as a kid because your parents were tightwads

That’s one hell of a waste of 75 gallons of water. :(

Was never allowed to have the bathwater over my knees as a kid. First thing I did when I moved out was luxuriate in a bath up to the rim, before pulling the plug and getting out 30 seconds later as my bollocks were too warm

:eek: :D

Heating and HW have been on pretty constantly for 4 feckin days !

:D

Tell me about it

Ps did you write that in your Yorkshire accent ?

One of my old favs - the BBC. Absolutely useless

Live text feed showing Swansea 1-0 WH. I mean, how difficult can it be. The other night they got the actually teams wrong - Leicester 1-0 Hull. They were playing Sheff U.

Muppetry of the highest order

:D

:D

Feck off. :)