Corbyn.Putin appeaser . Run a political party? Wouldn't trust him to run a tap.

Anyone that puts cheese on broccoli. Disgusting.

Never thought of that - must try it now! :p

People who read The Sun

My wife does a cauliflower and broccoli cheese bake....bloody lovely.

Go Compare is a prime example. I know the ad, know the song, but won't ever use them because it's ******* annoying! So there's one conscious decision made and noted! (Good example!)

Do the Scouse wankers have sole rights to the colour red and the number 96 now? Wankers.

My wife can't cook anything. But I do a lovely cauliflower and broccoli cheese bake :afro:

Just about to post exactly the same. Topped with a breadcrumb and cheese mix. Served with crusty bread. Marvellous

Yep. Don't like broccoli or cauliflower but put the in a cheese bake, or to be fair in a bhaji, and I agree. However just discovered Romanesco. Like that......

My 1 year old pair of Kickers falling apart and the company wanting nothing to do with it.....not sure how they can blame the store I bought them from...unless the store had a small sweatshop out the back churning the things out.

Maidstoned's camel toe.

:D

I read that as knickers too :)

One for your wank bank? :D

Never managed to get the missus to cook a cauliflower cheese.

The karma and what goes around comes around letering might be pretty specific, too.

Starbucks.

Yes, yes, (sigh) I know... it was the Mrs who wanted a coffee and it was the only option.

Should have 2 tills. One for "coffee" the other for "bullshit"
I hate getting stuck behind someone who takes half a ******* hour to get their order sorted because they are ordering some bullshit drink that requires 50 "and would you like it..." and "do you want this with it" and "so you said you wanted.." and "oh no, not that... but" etc etc. Just get a ******* coffee and **** off wasting my time!

Starbucks coffee is dishwater

Expensive dishwater.

This combines two of my previous annoyances nicely. Also those couples and some singles that get to the front of the queue and still peruse the drinks list on the wall like a restaurant menu discussing it keeping everybody waiting. You've had all the time in the world to decide?
While I'm at it, 'name on the cup?' well here's my address as well, you can post it to me at home when you've finished! (can't you tell I'm an instant coffee man.. In both senses).

Oh Indeedy.

I have classes in my local one, occasionally.

I am pleased when I see there is only one person in the queue. Only to find the person is the most clueless wanker that takes 10 minutes to orser and pay for their goodies.

Feck me sideways.

Forget the bread crumbs but oven baked tomatoes and chopped ham mixed in with the sauce and it's lovely

The amount of area given over to Duty free and having to walk through it to get to the departure lounge at Gatwick .

And the stench...

The one time I went to a quiz night at the girls' primary school the teachers team came a very poor 5th place. It was what finally convinced Amy that teachers weren't infallible (we'd previously had an argument about this when she came home with her spellings for the week & I pointed out (and used a dictionary to illustrate) that her teacher had spelt one of the words wrong)

Why not give it a go yourself?

There has to be a benefit to being married. :p

I only do the occasional curry.


And I live in a throwback relationship. At least for this year, I work and she doesn't.


TBF. I help out with a lot of the other housework.

Not holding a knife and fork correctly.
Hold it like a pen, **** off back to your finger food, scummers.

Come and live here porky, just a fork and they cannot even use a knife properly to cut their food they drag it apart.

I was made to sit under a table at Duppas Junior School and eat because I used a fork to shovel peas into my mouth...If you want to use a shovel and eat like an animal you will be treated like one was the teacher's justification.

Don't you love how some Americans (and I assume Canadians) use a fork when cutting into a steak.

It's hard to describe other than being akin to Dean Austin's reverse clapping style! They sort of stab the meat like it is still alive and they are trying to hold it down while they saw bits off of it!

Also they/some use the knife, and then put it down and switch the fork to the the right hand to eat the food that has been cut.

I'm not sure it annoys me though, just an observation really.

As long as you were holding it right Les, I don't see the problem.:)

Are you taking the piss out of my tomato fetish Jimbo ??

I put smoked bacon or chorizo in the cheese sauce after it’s been fried a bit with some onion. Bit of paprika and mustard as well.

Nicole Sherzinger ads. I'm looking at one on the tube now that says "My go-to vitamin is..."

Anyone who has a "go-to vitamin" is not someone whose opinion should be relied upon

Stupid cow. I still eat peas that way now :)

What shovel utilising animal were they referring to?

Me too.

I’d still make Les sit under the table though.

I still suffer from a pea syndrome and yet you mock me :frown::sob:

Agreed.

Les can sit under my table any time....preferably with his teeth out.

And i eat with my mouth open. Feck em.

Noshing X2

Posts about St Patricks Day on Facebook

People that don't like the name 'Derek'

People who just cant be straight. I dont be straight in a non gay way, i mean straight and not lie or avoid telling you whst they are doing. Just to be clear.

Idiot drivers in the snow. Mix 'white out' road conditions on a back road and Saturday night dickhead drivers and you get the twit who stormed up behind me and started flashing his lights when I was driving back from the station.

Oh and staff at my local Co-op store please smile just for once? I know you can do it.

Rugby. We have the ball, so let's kick it to the opposition. Now they have it, oh they have kicked it back to us. Let's kick it back to them so they can build a try. Oh hang on lets call for a replay and wait four mins for a decision . . . Zzzzzzzzzzzz

:)

When is St. Patrick's Day this year?

Yesterday

People who assume you know where every train in the world is going to and throw their arms up in mock exasperation when you can't tell them because you are only going on it to have a piss before your one turns up.

Still the BBC with their f**king emojis all over the sports video clips. Rugby this time. I cant watch it. Tossers

Did they compliment you on your beautifully thinning locks?

:) They are thinning too now.

Just some pissed ponced-up spiv saturday night wanker. You know the type. They see a railway uniform and assume you are the Oracle or something.

Should have offed him with your bag of chemicals.

:D

The hair products or the nerve gas? My preference would be the latter. Ignorant unlistening wanker.

Is that the geezer on the train or Al ?

:D

James Corden - the fat ****. Went to see Peter Rabbit with the kids - totally ruined once I realised who did Peter Rabbits voiceover :wallbash:

The idiot who painted a set of very good, teak chairs my wife recently bought, with some sort of red outdoor wood paint...which I am now trying to sand off.

Mark Hughes’s annoying face as he celebrates.

Mark Hughes’s voice.

Mark ******* Hughes

Northern twat.






























:D

To be fair in the good old days a man in a railway uniform used to be able to tell you everything you needed to know, and stuff you didn't need to know.

Yeah, in the good old days they probably asked in a respectful way and didn't come the arsehole if you didn't know the answer. Drivers only know about trains anyway.

In the same vein, fellow passengers asking one if the train stops at Little Shitton or Upper Crapwick etc.
Don't know, don't care. Apologies for not memorising all 17 stops after mine.

people


everyone

Again (but in any situation not just railway) people who ask for directions or information and you tell them everything they need to know. Then they walk off in completely the wrong direction or they walk away and ask someone else ten yards away.

‘Someone’s knocking at the door, somebody’s ringing the bell’ :veryangry

"Do me a favour, open the door and let them in."

Little Shitton :D

The quarter-finals of the FA cup not having replays

Yeah that is infuriating.

Using the word 'gotten' instead of 'got' when you are not American, well even The Yanks using it too

Snuck instead of sneaked.

The expression "wrong on so many levels".
People been saying it for years,I still don't know what the feck it means.

Multi Storey Car Park Crime?! :)

A guy and a girl on Harley's pulling up along side you at the lights with their radios blasting playing different music, and then revving the bikes as they prepare to move off basically bursting ones ear drums.

Noise polluting wankers.

The emergence of the collective 'wooooooo' as a response. This is not America.


Robert Peston.

Self-service checkouts.

You've met my wife!

:D

Quickly bunging work gear, trousers, t-shirts etc into washing machine and discovering on taking washed clothes out that l left a rogue tissue in a pocket. Carnage :grrr:

You should use a sock instead :angel:

Graham Norton.

The man can only be sarcastic.

The fricking cold weather

The BBC again

Feck me. The emojis and child like graphics on the highlights of the cup goals.

Who sanctions this shit ?

Grow the feck up !

They are trying to claw on to any ‘young’ viewers. They think they are cool and with it. They wouldn’t do that kind of childish crap on John Craven’s Newsround back in the day...and that was for kids!!!

See also:

Harley's :jerkit::jerkit:

calling a mate up for a boys chat and his bloody wife is at home in the background answering half the questions for him. She's probably listening on an extension.. Constantly interrupting our chin wag by correcting him with things like, "you didn't leave Riley's at half ten but at 10.45," and then screams at him for gossiping. My mate, instead of giving her a second yellow and banishing her to the kitchen just takes it all and cuts the phone call short. Thing is when she isn't there you can't get him off the phone.

people who block up the entrance to supermarket carparks waiting for a space to come free. Move you You selfish gits

Could have just stopped at the BBC.

Use by date on blue cheese.

Slightly related to this - a "best before..." date on a bottle of mineral water that elsewhere on the bottle proudly claims that it's taken thousands of years to filter through rock strata and hence its undoubted purity and quality.

Same with people who block the entrance to petrol stations waiting for a space to become available instead of pulling up behind the fuelling cars to create space.

Coffee shops

Do you mean shitholes like Starbollocks and Cunsta Coffee? Or proper old school coffee shops that do you about 4 different types of strength?

Oxymoron surely.

Rick Wakeman (c)

John, did you find it difficult telling your family that you were gay?