:supergrin:

My commiserations. Inability to enjoy time off due to work is truly shite.

The private French school adjacent to my office.
What a bunch of horrible spoilt shits.

Impatient wanker drivers tooting their horn every time they have to wait half a second for something in front of them to move

Tennis Elbow. Got my first bout of this ever and it's bloody painful and aggravating. I don't play tennis. And it's the other arm before you ask.

People that repeat tedious trivia ad nauseam.
Yes, I know a peanut is a legume and not a nut. I also knew it every time you previously told me, you annoying pointless c**t. Everybody knows it!

Not a nut,but it's called a peanut:eek::eek:

competency based interviews

please give me an example of when...

load of old bollocks!

Apparently a peanut isn't a nut, it's a legume.

God I’m with you there. Terrible

Amen! You find out who has learnt to ‘pass’ the interview questions and nothing about whether the person can actually do the job.

Very much so. Total dog-w*ank way of running a selection process. It causes an organisational culture of competency harvesting rather than achieving competence.

However, I have seen signs that skills based selection is returning in the public sector. No great barometer of improvement or sophistication, but a start.

The cat bringing in a live mouse

The price of Gilette razor blades. Wankers.

:p

I prefer the good old days.

You’ve got 2 weeks to impress. If ya no good you’ll be down the road.

Adults on Scooters

I came home the other day and I thought someone had had an Oozi out on our back garden

Is that a northern thing?

The angry bulldog chewing a wasp looking female footballer on the ITV panel. What a ****.

Besides Martin O’Neil the whole ITV panel is piss poor. The beeb does it so much better.

Yep Slaven Bilic on the ITV panel is really pissing me off
A couple of days in, the presenter asked him a tedious question, and he replied quite honestly 'I don't really care'! The presenter then asked him it again, saying 'but it is a valid question, what do you think?' and made him bother to come up with an answer.

Now it seems like he doesn't care for any match or any question, unless its Croatia.

Get rid.

I’m giving that Harry’s shaving scheme a go, £20 a quarter I think, razor and gel delivered to the door.
You choose how often to have stuff delivered depending on how much you shave.
Seems ok, reasonable price and decent quality.

Reckon Aluko is good, but agree about O'Neill. Neville G and Larsson good too.

Was just going to post similar. Had a great deal of respect for Bilic - his management of Croatia especially when they proved the coup de grace to Steve McLaren was terrific. Even when at the Sham I still liked him. However on the WC panel he seems to be unable to comment on any aspect of games without reference to how much better Croatia are and how brilliant Modric is.

ITV has always been utter shit for football, I do wonder why Gary Neville agreed to appear though, must have been a big payday

Bind weed. Turn your back and it takes over the garden in a matter of days.

Mentioned this earlier,bastard stuff.Got virtually rid of in my garden but me neighbour is a lazy prick who let's it run a mock.Broke me ribs last month and the garden is now covered in the feckin stuff,gutted.

David Mitchell. He's funny, but he's turned into a TV advert whore.

‘Get rid’ ... it doesnt make you sound tough.

Magpies.

Things that annoy you
 

Roman Torres - gobshite

Moaning Minnies on BBS following an England 6-1 win.

Going to the petrol station and then the butchers with me debit card and arriving home without it.Neither claim to have it:(

Rip off Britain.

Normally has some good stuff but this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44594105

Councils have to save somewhere so how is this a rip off, its yet another austerity reality. Lets cut more old peoples services so we can all have our grass taken away. Having a cheap shot at the councils is really poor.

I assumed it was always an extra and thought 60-odd quid was a reasonable price to pay for 25 collections a year and not having to take it to the dump myself. Actually seems fairer that way than lumping it on everyone, whether they want it or not.

I agree it's a cheap shot from the BBC, more worthy of a Daily Mail outrage front page.

Bastard June.

Precisely. That's what Crawley said when they introduced the charge a few years ago - why should people in flats & without gardens have to pay for it. And also, as a service it's a fairly recent introduction so most places have never had it in their council tax

Everything about VAR.

Including me mentioning it here.

When you’re lying in bed, somewhere hot, drifting off to sleep in the darkness, then....squeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE mosquito flies 1cm past your ear.

Feckofffeckofffeckofffeckoff

VAR

FIFA

American commentators creaming themselves over VAR. A slight tussle for the ball in the middle of the park and they're yelling for it. The yanks have been trying to change football for decades, if they get the chance to abuse the use of the VAR they will completely destroy the game. They won't be happy until games go on for three hours and end up 6-5

Penge is notorious for 'em.

Don't you mean SPENGE?

Burning diarrhea.

The allergies 'expert' on radio 5 whose 'top tip' for hay fever sufferers is to take a hay fever tablet every day...who'd have thunk it???

How do you get it lit,petrol/oil mix would be a goer.But why not flush it instead,save the mess in ya pan:confused:

I never get a birthday thread on the BBS:(

I might start a happy 53rd thread for Wazzer.

Chin up Yaya.

:lux:

Where's my f*cking cake?

Desperate, needy, North London based, attention seeking posters on the BBS.

Shut yer face, Sweaty. :)

:D

Football player who do the heart celebration with their hands, the Peru player just did it, they only do it because others do it, Just stick your arm in the air and run back to the centre circle.

Also player’s who stick their tongue out when they score, these images get proudly put on the front page of BBC football, does anyone look at that as likeable gesture?, for me it is an arrogant narcissistic thing to do hense why we are taught not to do it when we are 5.

This bloke?

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...V9_400x400.jpg

Shit hate it, and the arm tattoos.

After looking at that picture I fancy a pint of Guinness.

Well the day does end with a ‘Y’

:D :p

:supergrin:

Hmrc

EFA

Fans who's team is losing in the last minute and look glum, but as soon as the cameras put them on the big screen on a close-up start waving and smiling manically.

:D

School reunions

Working for someone who hates me.

I know he hates me, he knows i know he hates me yet we’re 2 days in to him joining the job so we’re still in the “pretend everything is ok phase”.

Bollocks.

I don't understand why anyone would go to one. Move on, you sad f*ckers.

They are having one this year. Apparently its 30 years since we went to school.

I stay in touch with the 4 people I want to and that's good enough for me

Exactly. A friend of mine went to one and ending up singing the school song. F*ck that.

Surprised they could remember so much Latin after all that time.

School photo when I was 11. Got sent it today

After 30 years: ‘so what have you been up to?’

Then they start glazing over when you tell them.

I'd spend the whole time in the corner sniggering at everyone I'd fingered.

I went to an all boys school.

Scorers should bring back the Mick Channon arm wheeling.

Mick Channon now tragically cannot fully rotate his arm. There were no ‘advisors’ in those days, sadly

Would be the 30 year anniversary since that hand was washed too.....

I would avoid my school reunion incase my friend who turned into Sideshow Bob due to psychosis from smoking too much weed might turn up and stab me through the heart.

British broadcasters who play commentary from South American World Cup coverage and laugh at them screaming:

"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooool"

It might have been amusing when I first heard it in 1974. But I now know it happens. Every tournament.

Betting company adverts appropriating themselves to be integral to the football experience.

And Ray Winstone in particular. Only a matter of time before someone gives him a long overdue kicking.

Now I'm started.

That bet 365 advert showing you can live a cool life - and bet at the same time!

And that senile old bastard with his granddaughter visiting look grandad this is how you lose all your pension, just press this button here!

Neymar Jr

"bet wisponsibly" twat

Neymar....nuff said

Foreign adverts that are dubbed into English. Just today in one set of ads on Nick Jnr we had Calgon and Lelli Kelly and both made me want to throw something at the screen

I'm disappointed Neymar got rid of the Limahl hairstyle, made him look like the cock he is.

All the ***** on love Island. Shooting is too good for them

Bacon with added water. The shit should be illegal, or at least be required to have a massive warning label on it. It's a disgrace.

Where’s your tool?

Garth Crooks on the Daily Politics show - the man needs a sofa not a chair.

People who use 15 words when the first two would have done just fine.

Garth Crooks.

I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiments in regards to this rather annoying and frustrating habit.

The finishing second in the qualifying group debate. Can we just wait and see now? It was all drawn back in December, you know.

Hotels now proudly advertising that they supply toilet paper for your stay.

The thing about Garth Crooks is that he stops Robbie Savage being the stupidest football 'Pundit'.

Robbie Savage's mum has been on his show all week with predictions.

So it's genetic.

The sociopathic bastards you have to deal with when trying to innocently sell a property.

I will personally slap the next person who tries to tell me how hard first time buyers have got it as well. Bunch of time-wasting, piss-taking bastards the lot of them.

We've just had an offer followed up by an immediate demand to pay some of their stamp duty for them and complete and move out within eight weeks regardless of whether or not we have anywhere to move out to at that point.

Yeah OK I'll move myself, wife and four year old out and live under a bridge for a few weeks to suit your personal timetable shall I, you gigantic self-involved twat?

Have tried to be reasonable with you but now you write this. I would like you to move out by the end of the month.