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Nostrils 08-09-2018 03:56 PM
I love my nipples.

the digger 08-09-2018 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adored (Post 14421666)
Male nipples. Why do we have them, when we shouldn’t have them? I don’t understand why and it’s driving me crazy.
Get someone to play with them and they'll drive you crazy a different way

Maidstoned Eagle 08-09-2018 04:41 PM
Biggus hates his nips being played with.

thefox 08-09-2018 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14421688)
Biggus hates his nips being played with.

Yeah, you just stick to his balls.

thefox 08-09-2018 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nicky (Post 14421540)
Parents who shampoo their kids hair in the showers in busy changing room after kids swimming lessons
Are the parents by any chance not the same sex as the kids ?

thefox 08-09-2018 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adored (Post 14421666)
Male nipples. Why do we have them, when we shouldn’t have them? I don’t understand why and it’s driving me crazy.
Because we all started female.

You used to have a minge as well.

Adored 08-09-2018 05:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14421703)
Because we all started female.

You used to have a minge as well.
I would never get out of bed if that were true.

CP-RJW 08-09-2018 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14421703)
Because we all started female.

You used to have a minge as well.
But our minges transformed. Why didn’t our nipples?

thefox 08-09-2018 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14421755)
But our minges transformed. Why didn’t our nipples?
Do your nipples poke out in the freezer section, provide milk or build you a Z list career ?

CP-RJW 08-09-2018 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14421758)
Do your nipples poke out in the freezer section, provide milk or build you a Z list career ?
Yes, no and who knows, maybe someday.

Oldtown Eagle 08-09-2018 06:48 PM
Sky TV and their ilk. I may be an old fart but I remember the days when you could watch all international football on BBC as well as Test matches, and also the likes of boxing world championships in all weights. Well Sky can just bugger off, I will never ever subscribe.

chrisophiex 08-09-2018 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14421773)
Sky TV and their ilk. I may be an old fart but I remember the days when you could watch all international football on BBC as well as Test matches, and also the likes of boxing world championships in all weights. Well Sky can just bugger off, I will never ever subscribe.

Cue Elgin Eagle.....

elgin eagle 08-09-2018 07:07 PM
:hi:

They're all wankers.

davech 08-09-2018 07:10 PM
:D. I'm with Oldtown on this one. Elgin is probably busy still pondering Post #23976


Edit:

Oops! My mistake.

elgin eagle 08-09-2018 07:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by davech (Post 14421786)
:D. I'm with Oldtown on this one. Elgin is probably busy still pondering Post #23976


Edit:

Oops! My mistake.
Too slow :) But yeah, surely it's better to have a long one than a short one.

nicky 08-09-2018 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14421602)
Ah, at my local pool we have showers for rinsing when you go in and out, AND separate showers for washing properly.
They are not for washing properly when 20 kids have got out at the same time

Maidstoned Eagle 08-09-2018 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14421697)
Yeah, you just stick to his balls.
Not when Ive moisturised them.

Fatboy 08-09-2018 09:56 PM
Maidstoned is sponsored by - Nivea for Men

Don't soak your balls in anything else....

Maidstoned Eagle 09-09-2018 07:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatboy (Post 14421916)
Maidstoned is sponsored by - Nivea for Men

Don't soak your balls in anything else....
I use fraccionated coconut oil, actually.

biggus mickus 09-09-2018 10:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14421697)
Yeah, you just stick to his balls.
Damn right. Last person that touched my nipples, got a back hander.

RazorsEdge 09-09-2018 10:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14421790)
Too slow :) But yeah, surely it's better to have a long one than a short one.
Amen :)

RazorsEdge 09-09-2018 10:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatboy (Post 14421916)
Maidstoned is sponsored by - Nivea for Men

Don't soak your balls in anything else....
Lol

in-exile 09-09-2018 10:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14421703)
Because we all started female.

You used to have a minge as well.
Says who ... Complete bullocks.

Reps AJ 09-09-2018 10:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatboy (Post 14421916)
Maidstoned is sponsored by - Nivea for Men

Don't soak your balls in anything else....
If Maidstone offers to cover your balls in white gunk, run.

Maidstoned Eagle 09-09-2018 12:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14422068)
If Maidstone offers to cover your balls in white gunk, run.
He might...but Maidstoned is totally professional and offers no other "extras"

biggus mickus 09-09-2018 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14422139)
He might...but Maidstoned is totally professional and offers no other "extras"
Absolutely Pedro. The reason why, you will aways be the main man with a bollock razor.

Prince Phillip 09-09-2018 06:11 PM
Males trying to pretend that £10 plastic flip-flops designed for use around swimming pools are somehow hard-working everyday outdoor footwear. In the world of Mike Ashley there are none so blind.

the digger 10-09-2018 09:22 AM
Criticism without analysis.

the digger 10-09-2018 09:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 14422333)
Males trying to pretend that £10 plastic flip-flops designed for use around swimming pools are somehow hard-working everyday outdoor footwear. In the world of Mike Ashley there are none so blind.
Closed toe shoes in summer.

simplex 10-09-2018 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14421602)
Ah, at my local pool we have showers for rinsing when you go in and out, AND separate showers for washing properly.

Do you mean the floor recess full of tepid tepid water you have to walk through to get to the main pool... I had to wade past a turd in one of those things almost 30 yrs ago and I haven't used a municipal pool since..

thefox 10-09-2018 10:23 AM
£10 flip flops ? I buy them for about a quid over here.

thefox 10-09-2018 10:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simplex (Post 14422773)
Do you mean the floor recess full of tepid tepid water you have to walk through to get to the main pool... I had to wade past a turd in one of those things almost 30 yrs ago and I haven't used a municipal pool since..
Too ashamed to go back ?

art malice 10-09-2018 11:54 AM
That ultra-serious Betfair ad with the tense music and the ‘gut instinct meets smarts’ bollocks from the dramatic voiceover before it flashes up ‘when the fun stops, stop’

What fvcking fun?

Maidstoned Eagle 10-09-2018 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simplex (Post 14422773)
Do you mean the floor recess full of tepid tepid water you have to walk through to get to the main pool... I had to wade past a turd in one of those things almost 30 yrs ago and I haven't used a municipal pool since..
The ironic thing is that that is supposed to be a disinfectant foot bath

Nostrils 10-09-2018 12:22 PM
When you're trying to lean forward to get a better view before turning into another road and the damned seat belt locks up. You then make a conscious decision to calmly try to pull some slack, only for it to stubbornly continue to jam up. That's the point when I go a bit Basil Fawlty.

EdMan 10-09-2018 12:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simplex (Post 14422773)
Do you mean the floor recess full of tepid tepid water you have to walk through to get to the main pool... I had to wade past a turd in one of those things almost 30 yrs ago and I haven't used a municipal pool since..
Traumatised by a turd into not going swimming for 30 years? That's a bit of a shame.....

EagleSE24 10-09-2018 12:58 PM
I was trying to speak to French to a Parisian. He told me he would speak English as my French accent wasn't good. He then proceeded to deliver his lines in the thickest French accent imaginable. That irked me somewhat. At least I was trying.

simplex 10-09-2018 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EdMan (Post 14422854)
Traumatised by a turd into not going swimming for 30 years? That's a bit of a shame.....

I go swimming ... but do not use public baths

Bintang 10-09-2018 02:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 14422895)
I was trying to speak to French to a Parisian. He told me he would speak English as my French accent wasn't good. He then proceeded to deliver his lines in the thickest French accent imaginable. That irked me somewhat. At least I was trying.
Remember being in France many moons ago chatting away in what I thought was my best French. In Paris they claimed they couldn't understand what I was saying. In the South of France they told me off for "sounding like a Parisian". Bloody French, can't win.

Stellavista 10-09-2018 02:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 14422895)
I was trying to speak to French to a Parisian. He told me he would speak English as my French accent wasn't good. He then proceeded to deliver his lines in the thickest French accent imaginable. That irked me somewhat. At least I was trying.
I would be attaching my Union flag t-shirt to his forehead with a nail gun.

CP-RJW 10-09-2018 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simplex (Post 14422773)
Do you mean the floor recess full of tepid tepid water you have to walk through to get to the main pool... I had to wade past a turd in one of those things almost 30 yrs ago and I haven't used a municipal pool since..
:D Nah not one of those, proper shower room leading into the pool.

Maidstoned Eagle 10-09-2018 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 14422895)
I was trying to speak to French to a Parisian. He told me he would speak English as my French accent wasn't good. He then proceeded to deliver his lines in the thickest French accent imaginable. That irked me somewhat. At least I was trying.
Even the French hate parisians

Maidstoned Eagle 10-09-2018 03:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EdMan (Post 14422854)
Traumatised by a turd into not going swimming for 30 years? That's a bit of a shame.....
Perhaps it was a really big one.

davech 10-09-2018 03:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 14422895)
I was trying to speak to French to a Parisian. He told me he would speak English as my French accent wasn't good. He then proceeded to deliver his lines in the thickest French accent imaginable. That irked me somewhat. At least I was trying.
Reminds me of when I was working in Stuttgart 1974/75 (England would have been based in Stuttgart for the World Cup if they had qualified :mad:, but I digress). The MD often used to collar me in the corridor for a chat, and once stopped the conversation with a huge grin and said to his colleagues (in German), "Did you hear that? Real Swabian!" (which, for those who remember it, is probably on a par with Jan Molby's speaking scouse :D)

simplex 10-09-2018 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14422995)
Perhaps it was a really big one.

The guilty party could've save me years of anguish by performing a 'Wafflestomp'

Nigel_Scarfer 10-09-2018 05:03 PM
Companies who send spam business emails, and then follow it up a week later with an overly friendly and insincere email checking to see if I'd received their email and when I would be available to discuss it further.

Hedgehog 10-09-2018 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nigel_Scarfer (Post 14423053)
Companies who send spam business emails, and then follow it up a week later with an overly friendly and insincere email checking to see if I'd received their email and when I would be available to discuss it further.
Along similar line (sort of), I had some body work done on my vehicle.

They did a great job, and no complaints from me. A few days later I get an email request to fill out an online survey which I willingly did.

A week later I get a second email from a different source asking to complete a short survey on my experience.

Then I find a voicemail on my phone asking me to call them back to answer a few questions about my experience with the body shop.

Needless to say I've gone from finding the experience of getting my car fixed as good, to being annoyed with all the follow-ups.

What's that all about?

Isle of Wight 10-09-2018 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14423077)
Along similar line (sort of), I had some body work done on my vehicle.

They did a great job, and no complaints from me. A few days latter I get an email request to fill out an online survey which I willingly did.

A week later I get a second email from a different source asking to complete a short survey on my experience.

Then I find a voicemail on my phone asking me to call them back to answer a few questions about my experience with the body shop.

Needless to say I've gone from finding the experience of getting my car fixed as good, to being annoyed with all the follow-ups.

What's that all about?
The new world of marketing. Everything is now about personal experiences so if you say it was great their ranking goes up and the more likely other customers will choose them. Each one of those is a different review strand so more bases covered.

Worksop Palace 10-09-2018 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14423077)
Along similar line (sort of), I had some body work done on my vehicle.

They did a great job, and no complaints from me. A few days later I get an email request to fill out an online survey which I willingly did.

A week later I get a second email from a different source asking to complete a short survey on my experience.

Then I find a voicemail on my phone asking me to call them back to answer a few questions about my experience with the body shop.

Needless to say I've gone from finding the experience of getting my car fixed as good, to being annoyed with all the follow-ups.

What's that all about?
Net Promoter Scoring

Hedgehog 10-09-2018 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14423083)
The new world of marketing. Everything is now about personal experiences so if you say it was great their ranking goes up and the more likely other customers will chose them. Each one of those is a different review strand so more bases covered.
I also do not like the format of the questions which in court room terms are leading questions where the only answer is probably going to be "great" or "acceptable".

I prefer the Trip Advisor format where you can write a review to accompany your rating.

Nth Kent Eagle 10-09-2018 06:35 PM
I went in a local boozer for half an hour, parked in their car park, my son entered the car reg in an iPad on the bar and thought nothing of it. I then got a letter to say I had parked illegally and must pay £60. I appealed but it was rejected. I will now go to the independent appeals process. My family will now not be using that pub again for the rest of our days.

Lingfield Eagle 10-09-2018 08:19 PM
Phoning a company only to be told " we are experiencing an unusually high number of calls at the moment but our representatives really want to talk to you". No you are not, you just haven't employed enough staff to deal with customer demand.

mrB 10-09-2018 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lingfield Eagle (Post 14423185)
Phoning a company only to be told " we are experiencing an unusually high number of calls at the moment but our representatives really want to talk to you". No you are not, you just haven't employed enough staff to deal with customer demand.
And when they ask you to key in your details on the phone keypad only to ask you for the exact same thing when they finally pick up :wallbash:

Joe85 10-09-2018 11:35 PM
People that bought and wore Harchester United shirts.

Weird *****. Probably Charlton.

Maidstoned Eagle 11-09-2018 07:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14423283)
People that bought and wore Harchester United shirts.

Weird *****. Probably Charlton.
No I'm not

simplex 11-09-2018 08:13 AM
Shop staff at checkouts arksing for email addresses to send receipts... why not just invite Satan himself for dinner

I also find it slightly irksome when duty free checkout staff want to scan your boarding card.. is this mandatory?

Isle of Wight 11-09-2018 08:37 AM
Rep sent

Isle of Wight 11-09-2018 08:49 AM
“However, the Home Office had not even forecast the effect of losing 44,000 police officers and staff since 2010, the NAO said” ��

22k under labour and 22k under conservatives before anyone jumps on it for point scoring.

adrenalin john 11-09-2018 09:14 AM
Shows how incompetent the police are dealing with missing persons if they have lost 44,000 of their own and not found any of them

LN1 11-09-2018 12:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simplex (Post 14423373)

I also find it slightly irksome when duty free checkout staff want to scan your boarding card.. is this mandatory?

I believe you have have to show it at duty free to purchase goods (at a supposedly) dicount price but there's an argument about having to show it at other shops like WHSmith/boots airside. I think the argument is that the shop will try to claim back VAT for themselves in these transactions with no benefit to the customer.

art malice 11-09-2018 12:46 PM
People who say ‘sorry?’ aggressively in response to absolutely fvck all.

Fvck off you rude deaf wankers.

Richard 11-09-2018 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14423414)
“However, the Home Office had not even forecast the effect of losing 44,000 police officers and staff since 2010, the NAO said” ��

22k under labour and 22k under conservatives before anyone jumps on it for point scoring.
Can I make a Diane Abbot-onomics gag ?

simplex 11-09-2018 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LN1 (Post 14423554)
there's an argument about having to show it at other shops like WHSmith/boots airside. I think the argument is that the shop will try to claim back VAT for themselves in these transactions with no benefit to the customer.

Question anyone in uniform Air-side and you'll probably get Tasered

Skiddo 11-09-2018 06:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14423567)
People who say ‘sorry?’ aggressively in response to absolutely fvck all.

Fvck off you rude deaf wankers.

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=276501

Jim Cannon 11-09-2018 07:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LN1 (Post 14423554)
I believe you have have to show it at duty free to purchase goods (at a supposedly) dicount price but there's an argument about having to show it at other shops like WHSmith/boots airside. I think the argument is that the shop will try to claim back VAT for themselves in these transactions with no benefit to the customer.
At airports I have repeatedly refused to show a boarding pass at non duty free shops and they will serve you anyway. Once a staff member tried to tell me it's the law, I said I don't think so, no idea if I am actually right or not but got served anyway

elgin eagle 11-09-2018 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 14423867)
At airports I have repeatedly refused to show a boarding pass at non duty free shops and they will serve you anyway. Once a staff member tried to tell me it's the law, I said I don't think so, no idea if I am actually right or not but got served anyway
You should ask them to show you their staff ID. Or say 'where's the plane then?'

Jim Cannon 11-09-2018 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14423889)
You should ask them to show you their staff ID. Or say 'where's the plane then?'
:supergrin:

Maidstoned Eagle 11-09-2018 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 14423867)
At airports I have repeatedly refused to show a boarding pass at non duty free shops and they will serve you anyway. Once a staff member tried to tell me it's the law, I said I don't think so, no idea if I am actually right or not but got served anyway
Why is it a problem to show it?

Maz 11-09-2018 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14423987)
Why is it a problem to show it?
In theory some companies are using this to claim back VAT to which they may not be entitled.

thefox 12-09-2018 03:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14423889)
You should ask them to show you their staff ID. Or say 'where's the plane then?'
Next to the cheese and onion.

milky87 12-09-2018 10:32 AM
People moaning about the Serena Williams cartoon saying it's racist :S::S::S::S:

Maidstoned Eagle 12-09-2018 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14423995)
In theory some companies are using this to claim back VAT to which they may not be entitled.
We'd all do it if we could

Isle of Wight 12-09-2018 02:04 PM
Buying a Phillips TV that breaks down after 3 months instead of a Sony that I have done for my last 3 TVs all of which are still working

Isle of Wight 12-09-2018 02:06 PM
Being shit at Fortnite even after playing for months

simplex 12-09-2018 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14423987)
Why is it a problem to show it?

Its not a problem to show that I have a boarding pass, ill happily show I have proof of travel. What I have issue with is that ALL my personal details, where im traveling to, purchase details etc are being recorded, I don't know exactly what its being used for, I wasn't arksed or explained why and its all done under a guise of being a requirement by law...



unless it is and thats not been made clear

art malice 12-09-2018 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simplex (Post 14424506)
Its not a problem to show that I have a boarding pass, ill happily show I have proof of travel. What I have issue with is that ALL my personal details, where im traveling to, purchase details etc are being recorded, I don't know exactly what its being used for, I wasn't arksed or explained why and its all done under a guise of being a requirement by law...



unless it is and thats not been made clear
This is currently Radio 4's Book of the Week, and some of it's about exactly that.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0bh4241

Chilling stuff some of it.

Maidstoned Eagle 12-09-2018 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simplex (Post 14424506)
Its not a problem to show that I have a boarding pass, ill happily show I have proof of travel. What I have issue with is that ALL my personal details, where im traveling to, purchase details etc are being recorded, I don't know exactly what its being used for, I wasn't arksed or explained why and its all done under a guise of being a requirement by law...



unless it is and thats not been made clear
Havent you already done that by buying your ticket, using a credit card, going through the check in process etc?

Also, do you have a Jamaican spellchecker "arksed" instead of "asked"?

Chillo 12-09-2018 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14424601)
Havent you already done that by buying your ticket, using a credit card, going through the check in process etc?
But the ticket issuer has a legitimate interest in those details.

It you're buying something air-side, Smiths/Boots don't have that legitimate interest.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/a...boarding-pass/

https://blog.moneysavingexpert.com/2...-at-duty-free/

Maidstoned Eagle 12-09-2018 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chillo (Post 14424624)
But the ticket issuer has a legitimate interest in those details.

It you're buying something air-side, Smiths/Boots don't have that legitimate interest.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/a...boarding-pass/

https://blog.moneysavingexpert.com/2...-at-duty-free/
I guess I'm not as paranoid about it all.

Worksop Palace 12-09-2018 07:05 PM
I'd never really thought about it

I was arksed to scan my BP to buy a paper and a bottle of water in WH Smith at East Mids and that was at an automated till so you couldn't physically buy anything without scanning it

OM eagle 12-09-2018 07:41 PM
wouldn't normally post in the general madhouse but ... people with them rucksacks that have a water bottle holder mesh ting OUTSIDE the fckn rucksack, or worse a special hanging holder thing to hold the water bottle, should be either in or out fck them...... oh and trouser pockets generally annoy me .. and mittens or non fingerless gloves .. fck em

Cyneagle 13-09-2018 08:50 AM
Christmas TV commercials in September.

elgin eagle 13-09-2018 09:02 AM
Smashing into a reindeer and losing both air horns, then having to do 20mph for an hour and a half.

simplex 13-09-2018 09:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14424921)
Smashing into a reindeer and losing both air horns, then having to do 20mph for an hour and a half.

All the way to the butchers?

Oldtown Eagle 13-09-2018 09:14 AM
Whenever I hear on the news that one of the Woolwich Ferries has broken down, I can't help singing to myself . . . ''There's only one Woolwich Ferry.''

Reps AJ 13-09-2018 09:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14424921)
Smashing into a reindeer and losing both air horns, then having to do 20mph for an hour and a half.
People who sabotage Christmas

elgin eagle 13-09-2018 09:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14424935)
People who sabotage Christmas
I just imagined it was a russophobic reindeer. Feck him.

elgin eagle 13-09-2018 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simplex (Post 14424923)
All the way to the butchers?
Haha the buzzards will be having a feast this morning.

Maidstoned Eagle 13-09-2018 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14424927)
Whenever I hear on the news that one of the Woolwich Ferries has broken down, I can't help singing to myself . . . ''There's only one Woolwich Ferry.''
How is that annoying? It made me laugh.

Nigel_Scarfer 13-09-2018 11:53 AM
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Nigel_Scarfer 13-09-2018 11:53 AM
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Nigel_Scarfer 13-09-2018 11:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14424927)
Whenever I hear on the news that one of the Woolwich Ferries has broken down, I can't help singing to myself . . . ''There's only one Woolwich Ferry.''
people who recycle Chris Tarrant's old Capital Radio jokes from the 1980s!

Maidstoned Eagle 13-09-2018 12:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nigel_Scarfer (Post 14425046)
people who recycle Chris Tarrant's old Capital Radio jokes from the 1980s!
People who remember Chris Tarrant jokes from the 80's are weird

thefox 13-09-2018 01:14 PM
When you start cycling again and your bum feels like you have been arse raped by a gorilla.

Maidstoned Eagle 13-09-2018 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14425110)
When you start cycling again and your bum feels like you have been arse raped by a gorilla.
Have you stopped working at the zoo then?

jhc 13-09-2018 02:33 PM
People on trains who seem to think that their bags/cases/or whatever, deserve a seat next to them while paying passengers are forced to stand in packed carriages.:veryangry

Maidstoned Eagle 13-09-2018 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jhc (Post 14425224)
People on trains who seem to think that their bags/cases/or whatever, deserve a seat next to them while paying passengers are forced to stand in packed carriages.:veryangry
How do you know that they havent got highly fragile bottles of nitro glycerine in there?

Oldtown Eagle 13-09-2018 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14425055)
People who remember Chris Tarrant jokes from the 80's are weird
Sorry, always been a Radio London/GLR man myself.

gjohnk 13-09-2018 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jhc (Post 14425224)
People on trains who seem to think that their bags/cases/or whatever, deserve a seat next to them while paying passengers are forced to stand in packed carriages.:veryangry
People on trains who are too polite to ask "do you mind if you move your bag so I can sit in that chair?"

Joe85 13-09-2018 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by gjohnk (Post 14425244)
People on trains who are too polite to ask "do you mind if you move your bag so I can sit in that chair?"


People on trains who get offended when you sit on their bag.


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