Fck yo then! :love:

A fantastic television show that I only appreciated when I got older.
I'd recommend Chernobyl to you as well, Amph.

Vaible speed cameras and those idiots in the traffic cars. Any excuse and they closing the road or lowering the speed limit.

Do you mean the miles and miles of Mismanaged Motorway that seem to be everywhere south of Cannock? I wonder how people down south can drive anywhere without going out of their heads on these things. Absolutely maddening.

They've built one in Glasgow now but they haven't switched it on yet.

Bloke with his GF in the supermarket who looked like he had just got back from his steriod injections. Grabs a can of deodorant sprays each armpit fully and tosses the can back on the shelf. She didn’t bat an eyelid at this. God knows what little gobshites of kids they will bring into this world. I hope his steroids make him childless and her tubes get blocked.

The way in which the word normalised has been normalised.

The woman who came out of the supermarket, with a fully loaded trolley, which she lost control of because she was pushing it one handed due to talking on her ******* mobile.

***** who push their shopping trolleys home then leave them allover the street.

There must be some sort of schema.

Arrrgh yes they do it with Prams as well. :grrr:

How can you use a pram to talk to people?

By putting it over your head and shouting down the tubes.

Tis a mysterious place, the Aisle of White.

Rebel Wilson. Talentless tart.

Yep and ee have idiots in pladtic police cars who close the whole 4 lane motorwsy so someone can have a tyre changed on the hard shoulder

How the price of everything has gone through the roof but we carry on paying. No seems to have any fight anymore.

Or the way wrongly is always spelt wrongly.

Can you be more pacific? Otherwise I will have to take the nucelar option.

Buses outside of London. Never fvcking come when they say they will.

Hope you weren’t on one in Sheff yesterday mate. Was gridlocked all over the place. Took me near on an hour to get from Hallamshire Golf club to the parkway

Mayhem it was

Till operators who prat about giving advice on loyalty cards and generally fiddling about when there is queue the size of a bus and the woman behind me has eaten a years supply of garlic.

I tried waiting for a bus to get to my exam, but 20 minutes and none turned up, so ending up running there :D

:D

Hope it went ok.

All due to the M1 smash that killed 2 people. A stretch of motorway I drive just about every day at that time. There but for the grace etc

Thanks, I think it was fine. Even if it wasn’t I can retake it in July.

When I briefly worked in Northampton a few years ago, the buses stopped running at about 7pm.

Men wearing suit jackets/blazers/sports jackets who leave the manufacturers label on the sleeve. I've seen it twice commuting this week.

Is there anything to do in Northampton after dark?

Get out of Northampton?

Northampton Town FC

Esther McVey- a horrendous individual- a Widdicombe in the making.

Cobblers.

The BBC News website really does need to realise that sellotaping tweets together does not constitute an "article"

That drives me nuts - such lazy journalism.

Great post.

Sherif being tossed off the Island.

To be fair to the BBC they all do it now. You should have a look at the Suns site, they make full news stories based on a post on Internet forums. No exaggeration.

The BBC News website has been the stuff of children for years now.

What about the Daily Fail manufacturing news items by posting verbatim threads from Mumsnet fora? Wkrse than coming in here and calling transfer hotline "breaking news".

Pathetic.

Estate agents. Pricks.

All impressionists, that no matter what show they are on, have to shoehorn in impressions.

The old adage that they'd perform at the opening of a fridge.

Ozujsko beer. Whoops sorry, I meant to put that in the make me happy thread.

Gesundheit.

Or vein

American soccer "experts" who think it's all about technical skills and training of systems and etc., etc...

Guy on the radio today who holds seminars on the art of soccer coaching had me banging the steering wheel in annoyance. The US will never be a soccer power if guys like this are coaching. The guy wouldn't shut the **** up either!

Oh and the knives are out for Gregg Berhalter already... apparently he is not pushing the players to follow systems or be tactically smart. I hope Zaha never ends up playing in the US!

He had a point to a certain extent, but I had this vision of him coaching all enjoyment and expression of skill out of the game at grass roots level. I even heard him admit that most kids leave soccer at 13 or so as they don't enjoy it...

No such thing as an American soccer expert.

I think that was his point.

CF Malaga.

Italian football..

I’m trying to watch the highlights reel of the women's World Cup but all the tucking icons and this game flashing back and forth make my eyes aches. FOR ****S SAKE JUST SHOW THE FOOTBALL not how clever you are with graphics you *****

BBC. Run by 14 year olds

It annoys me that no-one has seen fit to put Sumo back on television.

Or half-time entertainment at live Sky matches.

1 - 2 - 3 .... SUMO!!!

Jess Glynne. Can’t quite put my finger on why.

But I have to change the radio station if a song of hers comes on.

People who call Boris Johnson "Boris". He's not your mate, he's a conniving ****. Pack it in.

A voice with no power behind it at all

Is "BJ" OK?

Being asked to work the weekend,telling them I need to finish early Sunday as me boy is taking me out.No problem,full day Saturday and early finish sunday:p

Lamb chop takes the van to his digs and doesn't lock it.In feckin London,acts surprised to find he has no tools in his van this morning. Just gone 10 and we haven't done a stroke,should be a 1/3 of the way through the job.Welsh prick:veryangry:veryangry

Go home.

Guys who walk around work with the top 2 buttons of their shirt undone.

Looks good on a Hollywood Multi-Millionaire Handsome Superstar I.E Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise.

Not so good on Steve from Wallington.

Just reinforcing the point. :D

Still here,been here since 6.30.Will be finished about 9 then hopefully an early finish tomorrow. To be fair to the black hat he has sweetened the time sheet:sunglasses:

When I was a kid I had a hamster called Boris who was more Prime Minister material than this utter arsehole.

Right now, I'm annoyed by hyperbole on an internet forum!

Bloody Prof Brian Cox spouting on about 50-60 million years ago this and that happened as if it was actual fact. Are we supposed to just suck it t in and call him a genius.

I'm getting really forgetful lately. I'll get up to do/get something, remember something else i need to do, do that first & go sit back down forgetting to do what i originally got up for (if that makes sense) :)

Welcome to my world! Sorry, what did you say?

To be fair, you can look at photographs of billions of years ago.

Really? And there was me thinking that photography first came into being in the 1820s...

No . He's right. Have you not seen the Flintstones ? Also 1 million years B.C is further evidence.

They're videos, ffs! :)

Theyre film.

Me.

I manage to annoy myself.

They're. ;)

Init

Blokes who wear polo shirts with the collars turned up. Also those slip on shoes with no socks.

Of, not from.

EFA

Makes sense to me, i do it all the time.

A photo of billions of years ago.

https://media.stsci.edu/uploads/imag...d-1280x720.png

Paul Pogba what a knob

I do that on my allocation sheets where I can.

Other people’s kids at campsites.

Decided to take our 2&5 year old camping. First time we’ve not gone in the VW van and went for a tent instead. All was great with the kids racing around, getting covered head to toe in mud and generally loving the outdoors. But come time to put them to bed we had kids screaming and charging around until nearly midnight. Playing football against our tent. Tripping over the guy ropes. Shouting back and forth. STFU already. Learned a lot of valuable lessons ahead of the next time. Thank god for blackout tents though. Can’t believe how long it took to invent them.

People who ask you how much you paid for something. I guess I'm old fashioned, but I've always considered this bad form, and certainly something in general I don't think I have ever done.

To compound the annoyance, when you do tell them what you paid for something they then go on to question your judgement in paying that much (reading between the lines... isn't that rather a lot of money?), regardless of your circumstances, the source of the money, and the logic behind your thinking.

Pisses me off royally.

The anti BBC hysteria, mostly on Facebook, over the over 75 TV licenses.

People who can't spell licences.

She is brilliant.

licenses looks good to me! :rolleyes:

Licencias

People touching my monitors at work with their greasy bloody fingers, or worse with the business end of a biro!!!

YOU CAN POINT TO THE SCREEN WITHOUT TOUCHING THE BLOODY THING!!!

I like to keep my screens (I have 8 in front of me :( ) nice and CLEAN as I have to stare at them for 12 hours a bloody day!!!

people who put their feet on train seats, proper c*&%s

Don’t it, pisses me right off. Has done for years and I can’t keep my mouth shut. I always sound like angry from Aldershot but it makes them think. Or is they are big I ask them nicely :-)

Blokes that wear tracksuit bottoms who in public suddenly stick both hands under their waist band and cup their Crown Jewels. When did that start and when did that become okay??

The M23 smart motorway conversion meaning you have to drive at 50mph for a billion miles (well probably about 12). Seems to take an age.

With you on this one - I'm just off Junction 10 M23, feels like it takes forever to get to the M25 for the last (and the next) few months....

Neighbours suddenly acquiring a yappy dog that won't shut the **** up!

Do these people not hear it, or do they just think it's "cute"?

Are you a security guard?

I’d be interested to know if anyone recognised that it was a government initiative from about 20 years ago that the government was withdrawing?

Were they willing to pay more to cover the £750m (and fast rising) shortfall?

Second hand monitor salesman

MI5...

What is this?? My 21year old continuously does this when he wears trackies. When confronted he claims not to have realised but he does it all the time. He is banned from visiting wearing trackies it got so annoying.