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One of the few things I've learnt from my time on here |
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The most patheticly vacuous idea imaginable. |
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... when you get to the bottom of a tall glass of ice water and the ice is all stuck at the bottom... as you tip it back to get the last dregs of water, the ice lets loose and goes all over your face and clothes.
Refreshing though! |
Kylie headlining Glastonbury and singing especially for you without Jason as special guest
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There has to be a difference between what is said that someone else, due to personal circumstances, could construe as personally hurtful and a statement that is evident, blanket hatred, such as the Nazi party's statements about various races or the rantings of the KKK. |
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Having to move yet again because of arsehole neighbours. What is this obsession with earth-trembling noise? :veryangry
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That Tom Bloody Hark at the cricket!
Someone somewhere must be getting pretty damn rich with it. |
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Virgin poxy Media and their wanky internet
looking forward to ******* them off for literally anyone else |
‘Circa’ becoming the new pseudo intellectual word to use on the BBS. Every other post someone uses it for some reason.
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Alan shearer getting paid at all for his so called punditry let alone £440k
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Gary Lineker's salary, relative to his talent.
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The BBC's takeover of, and obsession with, Glastonbury.
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BBC reporting the First Round of Wimbledon as the 'Round of 128'. **** off.
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Dan Maskell must be turning in his grave!
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"-shaming"
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When a tennis player falls or slips over and the commentator acts like he's probably shattered his pelvis, or worse.
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People who watch the tennis and then moan about it.
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Um.... that’s what this thread is for, numbnuts. |
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The sun is out, it's hot, I work in a dress down office and there's someone in a suit.
Not sure why it annoys me but it does. |
Walking into a shop and getting immediately pounced on by 4 members of staff.
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You should try popping into your local massage parlour |
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Genie Bouchard getting knocked out in the first round of Wimbledon- I wonder if she should jack it in?
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Anyone having probs with by broadband. Driving me crazy. Off, on ,off, on.
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BT to should say
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*spit* Arsewipe FC
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Yes. |
The American way of using nouns as a verb. Today I hear an Australian woman's body was found as she failed to summit Everest.
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Podium .ffs
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‘Mount?’ ‘Close’ ‘Climb!’ ‘Correct’ |
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This is the place for you matey... Pirates Dinner Place |
My daughter visited the wedgewood factory in Stoke where she bought me a “London Scene” mug al the by appointment since yaddada on the bottom. A sticker on the side with a bar code and underneath in tiny writing “made in China”
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Indulgent parents who allow their toddlers to (very slowly) climb up/climb down public staircases irrespective of the snaking queue of people behind them....
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People starting their fireworks display in broad daylight. Duh !
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Could be your local Stamford dealers using the same method to draw the customers? |
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Very illegal though, both now and when it gets dark. |
Bands at football matches. Watch the game ffs.
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Get rid please |
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The Frank Lampard love in
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My gym giving cheap membership to a local school, so now the place is full of giggling girls taking selfies continuously and leaning on all the equipment without actually using it.
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Just worked it out! 🤔 |
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Dog friendly Holiday Inn Express. Cun*ING dog yapping all afternoon in the next room. Sounds like it's being raped. Probably is because only a sexual deviant would think it was appropriate to check a *****ING dog in to a hotel with them..:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry
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Well here anyway. |
The opening of tomato ketchup sachets, or failure of...
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Never fail to splatter myself with milk! |
Christmas offers on Freeview TV programmes - already!
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Being unable to remember who has died.
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People who keep saying to me “You’re getting old”
Well what the f*ck are you doing Peter Pan? |
Ridiculous pride overload this year. Swamped by the media. No interest. Time to leave the country at this time of year.
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Watching Wimbledon mixed doubles (f—k knows why) and every point the two players on each side have to touch hands whether they win or lose the point. Why FFS.
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I have my own complaint about pride: The way it’s been completely commodified. But it’s still important, and I still support it.
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I had no idea it was happening to be honest. You must be paying closer attention then you realise... |
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