People who talk on their phone who think they’re Captain ******* Kirk, as in they have the speaker on and hold the phone in front of them instead of holding it to their ear:jerkit:

Brillant so true

https://www.lifewire.com/thmb/du4oMl...0036c57ab9.jpg

I blame the jerk upstarts in The Apprentice for that :grrr:

Funny you should say that, it did cross my mind, they’ve been doing it for a few years:rolleyes:

:p:supergrin:

VAR it’s going to be a nightmare

they really need to invest in one of these...
https://www.zavvi.com/merch-memorabi...B&gclsrc=aw.ds

[emoji220] ants

Adam and the ?

Eve?

Actually,,,,,,,I want one:lux:

The lighthouse family making a comeback. One of the shittest blandest bands of all time.

They are told to do it for TV audiences. So they can hear both sides of the conversation. I hate it though.

Yeah, I see what you mean. The white bloke looked like jaws out of james bond (films). Very strange.

Killing?

Me softly with your love ?

Women’s World Cup football Lino’s taking about 4 minutes to raise offside flags.

And now VAR again . Completely stuffed this with it’s overuse. It’s going to take 2 1/2 hours to watch a match if this carries on.

Wimbledon commentators continually making comments about players making it through to "the second week"
Why can't they just say "the fourth round" ?

Is that the same as 'Round of 16'? I'm old and get easily confused.

But right decision was reached

Hahaha....Like Adam and the ants.

Got black ants burrowing into my house! So don’t like black ants at the mo.

Racist.

Rafael Nadal. Especially his super-affected pre-serve routine.

Need to reduce the 'shot-clock' still further. That will screw him.

'Smashing it'. Piss off.

“Nailed it” can do one, too.

Living my best lunch. Please **** off

Men with hairy D cup man tits walking around shirtless outside of a beach or pool setting

Anyone walking around shirtless outside of a beach or pool setting. I don’t want to see your shit tattoos or your flab or your lobster skin or your hairy back or your six pack and shaved chest just put it all away.

Yeah, I don’t like any man doing it really, but I was specifically referring to a bloke I saw earlier today who looked like a post transition Susan Boyle with pubes glued to his chest.

Complex Numbers and Mesh/Nodal Analysis.

What a ****.

Is that a thing, grrr

Things that annoy you
 

Some **** came up with it because they're a ****.



That's all that matters really.

Calling a business and it goes to voicemail.

Starts off fine, leave your name, number, what you need etc., etc.. Then it goes off on some ramble for about 3 minutes telling hours and days of business, location, making an appointment for a house call et., etc..

By the time the beep came to leave a message, I had forgotten what I wanted to say!

Getting old and my memory not being quite what it’s was 😉

The fact that I live in a sleepy suburban town that all the restaurants close at 9:00pm during the week.

My wife takes a class every Thursday evening and doesen't get out to gone 7, and not home to 7:30 to going on 8:00pm. It's nice to go out for dinner, but it's always a rush as everywhere bar the fast food places close their doors at 9:00pm.

Bloody third world country!

Go on another night.

God, I'm good at this problem solving stuff :D:D

Being set unrealistic deadlines at work because my immediate superior (a Southern red) is buggering off on holiday for three weeks.

Hardly annoying, you work for the man, do the work.
Pull an all nighter if required!

Get the job done, so I can go on holiday in peace.

Best regards,

Jeff
x

Tennis doubles partners who feel compelled to low-five or fist bump after every single ******* point. **** off.

Book a table for 8,30

One doesn’t make reservations at these sort of establishments, Jack and Ronald can’t handle that.

Anyway, people show up to eat at 8:59 they sit you and serve you. But all around you clearing and cleaning tables and generally getting ready to go home. It’s not conducive to a relaxing dinner.

America - the place where early-bird special dinners start at 3 p.m. :eek:

And happy hour ends at 5:30...

Tennis doubles partners who feel compelled after every point to whisper to each other behind their hands, as if anyone - apart from their opponents who can't hear them anyway, gives a flying **** what they're saying.

It is embarrassing. Especially when they do it after losing a point.

Idiots

"This new novel is the 137th in the series of D.I. Tony Titt mysteries...."
Must be good then:rolleyes:

Asking if I want onions with my hot dog and receiving dried brown crumbly yuk.

music playlists :wallbash:

get a life :clown:

You obviously went listening to the sports psychologist on the radio this morning who said it was even more important after losing a point

What bollocks

It’s like footballers high giving after conceding a goal

Sweet Potato Fries.

And there purpose in life is?

Indeed. I said on this thread a few days ago about the HAVING to touch each other after EVERY f—king point, whether the lose or win it.

Self important twats.

On the tennis theme, groaning after every shot. Especially in the first ten minutes.

That the San Siro, one of my favourite stadiums, is to be demolished and I have only just found out.

People who think London is a better city now then it was in the 70s and 80s. Even those who weren't alive then, or didn't live here.

People who set up websites and call themselves journalists, just because they have an opinion on news stories, and possibly a third in Media Studies from the University of F*ckshire.

That the San Siro is being demolished and I’ll probably never get the chance to experience it.

Can anyone get paid for going on the radio and spouting bollocks like that?

Actually, it is very similar to football. We all know that feeling after palace have conceded and people (the HF) try and rally some sort of reply. It sticks in the throat but we go along with it anyway.

Any ANY microwave meal. Even if Waitrose seduce you with their clever words. They are all shit. Do not be deceived, they are shit. I am 65 and despite this post, tonight I went for it. I have fallen for their bullshit once more. Never . . . Never again. Beans on toast is heaven.

And the film never comes off in one piece causing you to burn your hands!

Picking a bogey and unsuccessfully trying to flick it away. You know the ones - those pesky sticky booger types that simply refused to be flicked and are basically just transferred from finger to thumb.

Attempts by today's young adults to make the ID card and lanyard worn about the body somehow look cool. Will never happen.

Yep and then somewhere highly visible, just before a job interview

Go get qualified and find out

Nasser Hussein, Michael Slater, Mark Nicholas. Ian Healy.

Tattoos.


They are really starting to f*cking annoy me now.


They look shit, they are shit and you know that the NHS will be called upon to remove them in the years ahead when people start to bleat about them impacting their lives.


F*ck off and pay to remove the shit yourselves.

Got to say I agree with this. I can't understand how they have become so popular.

I agree, really don’t get them. Think they should be left for those for whom it has ingrained cultural significance, e.g sailors. Not any boring **** who just wants to look trendy.

Looking forward to collecting my daughter from the airport at 3am tomorrow morning (despite 1.30am alarm call) to then get a phone call from her saying her flight was delayed by 5 hours and then cancelled until tomorrow. Thanks Jet2 you utter wankstains

She’s just getting one last night in with Giovanni mate.

You remember young love?


:D

:supergrin:

Not many Giovanni’s in Tenerife

But it does sound so much better than the reality of Bob from Basingstoke;)

I nearly turned myself inside out agreeing with this. Suicidal music taken on the baton by Coldplay

A BBC2 programme called 'Britain's Biggest Superyachts'. Peopled entirely by utter wankers. I actually feel a little sick having watched that. Tossers, with no redeeming features. No class, no taste, no self awareness.

Modern cars with out a handbrake lever, but some switch you pull or push. It takes longer, it technology for zero purpose. It’s a failsafe for me knowing car wont roll down a hill but with these it removes that.

How do you organise music you like digitally?

This phrase. Very American and to me a term that has the concept of Doublespeak.

Fool. You number the cassettes. Possibly adding a little identifying doodle on the cover.

My analogue ones I keep on a hardrive in my Sinclair C5, bluetoothed to my Gramophone.

Now I'm a self confessed raving tree hugging left wing liberal, but I have to say USA's Women's Soccer player Megan Rapinoe is really getting on my tits (which is more than can be said for the outfit she wore at the ESPY's last night!).

She is taking smugness to a new level, and I'm losing a lot of respect for her (and their) cause with her over the top speeches and interviews everywhere you turn (here at least).

she is a grade A c u next Tuesday. Probably not in CA, but in New York a surprizing amount of septics were hoping they'd get their comeuppance. In sport the yanks are big believers in the unwritten Mercy Rule and they weren't impressed the way the big time Charlettes behaved against Taiwan.

I haven't been impressed with how they've acted when landing back home, at the parade or at the ESPY's last night.

Pretty sure, more than a few of them were a bit pissed up, which I don't have a problem with, but not sure it is doing their equal pay cause any good. Holding cups of beer getting off the plane, pouring champagne down each other throats is all fun, but not sure how professional to be doing in public.

I have all my pianola rolls stacked alphabetically in a cupboard

I usually organise them woth the first and second violinist either side of the cello and viola and place the cellist on a podium.

This probably doesn’t paint me in a good light, but as I was watching them in the final I did fantasise about Wimbledon’s crazy gang being let loose against them for 10 minutes. They need taking down a peg or two.

Docusign

Load of shite, just give me a physical contract.

I generally have the firsts, seconds, violas and 'cellos from left to right as usual, basses behind the 'cellos, woodwinds across behid the strinds and brass and timps at the back. And the only one who gets a podium am I.

C*nts in a large org who spend more time raising complaints against colleagues than actually doing any work.

I know what you mean... I feel the same about the US men's team who I've seen dish it out (very crudely and not subtly) but cry like babies when a team stands up to them.

I think the USA is so intent on making soccer a finesse and tactical sport that it is sucking all the blood and thunder out of the game... which is doing nothing for its reputation with the American Football crowd here. Not that FIFA is doing any different I fear.

Aah, so you have a full separates system? I only have room for the midi version.

No but I used to have an orchestra :-)

Now I have to make do with a piano.

And what about females,have you EVER seen a tattoo that makes a woman more attractive , makes the best looking look like a dyke, and when they are over 40, just yuk

Pictures of cats littering every branch of social media. I f*cking hate cats.

Marianne Faithful...

I’ve been wondering too whether this will happen when the trend dies off again. Please no bleating that the tats are effecting mental well being and they want the NHS to fund removal.

Out here, all the cool/hip/trendy (whatever the current word is) bars & grills have to serve micro brewery beer as it's the cool thing to do.

Trouble is they all seem to think that if you make a beer taste all fruity and Belgium style it is a good beer. Personally can't stand "Fruity" beer. I always end up getting the lightest (blonde) beer they sell, which invariable is like piss water.

Half these places don't even sell standard bottled beer any more.

No wonder I'm becoming a wino.