Same as Bianca Westwood on Sky. Absolutely dreadful

Feldman left school at 15 to work at Dreamland in Margate though.

Sorry. I assumed it was the classic sketch of them working 27 hour days and eating cold gravel.

My bad.

The standard of BBC reporting.

This on their website at the moment - 'Newcastle have lost last four matches in a row'

'Newcastle have lost [their] last four matches' is sufficient, you tautological ****wits.

It's probably bladder irritation. Went through tests for similar stuff a few years back, eye watering stuff. Certain fluids and even foods will set it off and it's that that makes you want a pee. Caffeine, fizzy drinks and tomato based foods are some of the worst offenders. Was told not to drink after eight but then my bladder is like a shrivelled sponge after years of not drinking enough water as a youngster.

Changing the subject back to the title..
Mini roundabouts where the basic laws of a roundabout seems to be forgotten the minute somebody approaches them.

She is pure filth though. Or is that guilty fancy?

It was, as you well know. :)

Not in the slightest.

That reminds to watch Young Frankenstein again. Hilarious film.

She definitely has a face for radio but each to their own.

You reckon?

https://i.imgur.com/0YEE1hg.jpg

Hence guilty?

Blimey. Maybe not that guilty then :D

Want to have a re think?

Could always try to put her right. Would definitely make it guilty.

Michelle Owen > Bianca Westwood

People who needlessly drive their car in the snow just to prove some kind of point that it can be done

Never heard it called that before.

Are they taking turns trying to get it up Gravel Hill?

She's the same age as me. I'm trying to work out which of us has better boobs.

Makes a change from Katy.

The wife when they have wind that you can virtually taste when they slip out an unsuspecting little love puff that you're not aware of until it is too late.
That woman who you found adorable and desirable all those years ago can certainly test the waters after a number of those type of incidents, which seem to become more and more frequent as the years slip by.

The complete bullshit that people post on here about what salary they assume the players are on. Thankfully, despite being in the internet age of enlightenment / entitlement where people think they have a right to know everything about everyone, no-one on here knows what they're on.

Rita Ora

And the current obsession in the tabloid/online press about the backlash against celebrities/influencers being overseas whilst still giving them acres of exposure. I don't know who most of them are and really don't care (albeit I found the pictures of someone called Kimberley Garner quite interesting today).

Cathy Newman - ok at reading the news bloody useless at interviews plus she looks like george the pink hippo from Ranbow

Similar to when they do stories about panic buying in supermarkets. Usually supported by a couple of social media posts and some pics they have taken outside Costco of shoppers with full trolleys. It’s Costco, people are stocking up for their small businesses!

Don’t they realise that by running bullshitty stories about panic buying, they are just encouraging more people to go...panic buying?? Eejits

Mmmm. Not sure.

I think it is fair for fans to know what the top earning players are on. Especially if one of them is having partytime in Dubai when the rest of us are in lockdown.

Is it fair for TV license payers to know how much Linekar gets?

One works for a publicly subsidised government corporation , the other for a private business.

To be fair Peter, my point wasn't intended so much to be about whether people have the right to know*, but more about the fact that people will write a whole feckin' thesis / base an entire argument around Player A being paid X amount compared to Player B who's paid Y amount, when actually they really haven't got a clue what they earn, they just assume they know / what they've heard is correct, and we all know what ASS U ME does... ;)

*Nevertheless, at a wider level I do also think that people who aren't public servants should have the right to keep their salary private if that's what they want. Footballers aren't public servants, even though they are constantly in the public eye. I personally don't feel I have the right to know what, for example, Sakho The Soldier's salary is (I was going to say Sakho earns, but that would be ridiculous! ;) ). If he goes overseas when he shouldn't, because it's not the right thing to do at this time, is really nothing to do with his salary. Someone who earns 1k a week can do the same wrong thing as someone who earns 100k a week - they're still both arseholes doing the wrong thing.

Lineker works for what's essentially a public service, so it's not really a good comparison.

Why would it be unfair if a fan did not know this number?

Kate Middleton, yes I'm sure parenting during lockdown has been very stressful for you, without staff at your beck and call.

I know she probably means we'll, but I wish the Royals just kept quiet or didn't exist at all.

tbf it's the first time she has ever done a day's work

Whenever my misses gets in the car she fiddles with everything, the fan, the heating and the heated windows. When it's cold we have freezing blasts of air for the first 10 mins. Then she asks who has adjusted her seat despite the fact that due to the virus no one else has sat ther for 10 months. Bless her.

Pah - easy. Ought to be attempting Succomb's Hill.

She thinks you have a mistress :D

People not returning phone calls

How are you feeling today?

An odd thing to be annoyed at maybe but I was listening to a podcast programme earlier and it referenced a pod called ‘what the British have stolen’ or something like that. It seems to be a pod that picks something every week from history that our (for those that are British) ancestors did and basically slags them off for its long lasting effects.

I am not nationalistic by any stretch and frankly don’t understand people’s obsession with what someone did or didn’t do in the past outside of a history lesson. I certainly don’t understand how I (as a brit) should feel in any way accountable for what our ancestors did - good or bad. Especially when they are being judged for 18th century actions vs 21st century values. So I am annoyed at that, not in some sort of defensive response about Britain’s history. Also not sure where it stops. Doe we blame the Romans, more the vikings or maybe Ug the stone age man? S*** happens and we have to avoid replicating their mistakes, not spend our life beating our chests about them surely.

Pretty sure I must be in the minority but I just can’t relate to this different aspect of a nationalistic mentality.

:supergrin: I'm a bit long in the tooth for a mistress, one is quite enough.

Moobs like Jabba’s?

I agree. I am not patriotic, let alone nationalistic, and therefore do not take pride in the achievements of people who just happened to live on the same geographical landmass as me.

Equally, I don't feel shame about the bad things, and it does irk me when I'm told that I (e.g. as part of "the Guardian we") should.

People who don't respond to you when you ask them on two different threads how they are feeling... :rolleyes:

Having to reduce the amount of my favourite foods and drinks that I'm allowed to consume in order to slow down the process of dying.

People who leave you voicemails. Don't bother, you can prattle on to the digital voice recorded mailbox all you like, as I'm not ever going to play it back. Send me a message FFS and I'll deal with it when I want to.

Racist ***** that hide behind social media alias’s showing them to be the cowards they are.

Last time I saw my dermatologist (and I get this from nearly every doctor I see) she told me to avoid the sun, spicy foods, alcohol, coffee, and I'm sure some other things I've forgotten... like I said to her, "Basically all the good things in life". :wallbash:

Doing that will make life only seem a lot longer!

Specific numbers are not important, but benchmark figures tell us if our chairman has lost his mind.

Especially for a Club that has been in Admin twice.

I see that it has been reported that Lampard only got a 2 million failure pay off.

Fans want to understand how 1 billion of TV money gets spent when the club cant compete with similar clubs spending 20 million plus on a player.

We have no right to know, but it does make explanations easier. And ensures tht the likes of SP dont shift the blame for disappearing AWB money or the lack of Selhurst development on to things that are not his own financial mismanagement. The overall cost of Benteke, Sakho, Wickham and Meyer builds that main stand.

Worse than that...the c nuts are abusing their own players.

Never allow a BBSer to criticise Palace fans as among the worst in the league ever again. Man Utd, Chelsea *surprise, West Brom...

Although a Palace fan would get called racist for taking the piss out of Zahas haircut.

Imagine the PC brigade getting on the case of old pineapple head today. Black, depression, bullying the lot.

I think it’s a standard coverall answer.

Couple of years ago I was having real issues with ‘gagging’ (yeah yeah) all the time. Went to the docs, told me to cut down on spicy food, alcohol and coffee (at the time I was drinking 6 or 7 cups a day). I decided to cut out coffee altogether and continue/increase my spice and alcohol intake.

It did the trick but whether it was anything to do with the coffee is anyone’s guess.

Down the years I got fed up telling doctors the truth about how much booze I sip and watching the look of condemnation on their faces. Although I got great satisfaction out of waving my results at them a week later. Instead of being happy that my blood work was good they would say, you're just a freak of nature or that it will all catch up with you very soon.
So one time I went for my annual mot and there was a new doctor who I knew just by the look of him had never took a drop of the craitor in his life. I figured he'd have a breakdown if I told him the truth so when it came to that question I told him I drink 4 bottles of beer a week.
He told me that was too much. After a heated debate, in which I divulged the weakness of the beer and the ounces in the bottle, he gave in slightly and said maybe I should cut down. Totally convinced that most doctors haven't got a feckin clue.

1. Gratuitous racism.
2. The Dutch

Here’s another.
When one falls over, one’s first reaction is to rub the painful area. Why then do footballers who’ve just been felled, immediately pull up their socks?

I told my company Doctor that I occasionally had a bottle of wine at weekends and was immediately put down as a 'Binge' drinker! This is despite sometimes going weeks without drinking any alcohol. I can only assume this is measured in the same book as the weight charts where if I stopped being obese I would practically be see through and blow away in the wind. It sometimes seems advantageous for doctors to class everyone with some sort of excess?

:eek:

Been there done that.

If I was in the green section of the BMI chart I would look like Peter Crouch with anorexia.

Last time I told my doctor I drink maybe 6 to 8 glasses of wine a week... and got the standard "cut that in half" response. I said I never drink beer or hard liqueur anymore, he said they were all the same, 6 units of wine is as bad as 6 bottles of beer or 6 gin and tonics. Personally I dispute that. I'll admit that the 6 to 8 glasses of wine a week is usually consumed in one evening, so like you would be labeled a "binge" drinker by the doc.

More wanky work-speak.

‘The leadership team really is trying to galvanise itself around the narrative. It’s a paradigm shift for sure’

******* idiots

Same here. I'm in no way patriotic but it irritates me that I should feel guilty for what my ancestors may have done even if it was wrong or shameful. Similarly, I don't feel personal pride in the achievements of my ancestors no matter how great they were - indeed it is partly why I am not patriotic. The only pride and shame I'll ever feel about what happened in history is what I personally did or didn't do.

To quote the comedian Doug Stanhope: "Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward."

I wish someone had sat me down as a teenager and had a serious talk with me about how I'm eventually going to fall apart as soon as I hit 50.
I'm now resigned to a life of chicken and green vegetables, because virtually everything else leaves my guts aching or my ring piece in total tatters.

Sounds like the away side went all Spursy at the Amex Stadium- that’s annoying

It's the concourse. Big sides rock up expecting their three points but as soon as they see the magnificent concourse they are overcome with awe, forget to play football, roll over and let the weeds win.

Shouldn't be allowed.

You seem very knowledgeable about the weed...is that all Google or are you a frequent visitor?

:D

This didn't get the credit it deserved !

The twat who hasn't stopped drilling a hole in the wall for over an hour now.

just sorted that for you.

Ebay telly ad with the jigsaw piece furniture and the music 'hey now, hey now...whats the matter with ya'
******* hate that song. HATE it.

You're right, of course. Most of the time they barely manage to spawn a draw despite shocking performances from teams that ought to thump them black and blue.

Really annoyed that the weeds didn't bottle that last night.

That smoke alarms always seem to run low on batteries in the middle of the night and start that slooooow bip

Having a toothache

YNWA being sung by anyone, but especially Michael Ball.

Co-commentators always being shit. We had Karen something v Wolves and Macmanaman last night. “He hit that over the bar” and “he really should have passed” no shit Sherlock, give us insight, not the bloody obvious or regurgitate “sick as a parrot” “over the moon” phrases. Main commentators are fine. Studio ones are fine it’s the bloody Co Commentators that need taking out the back and shooting

Or anything sung by Michael Ball. Or Michael Buble, come to think of it. Or.....sod it, life’s too short to list them all.

Michael Stipe, Micheal Jackson, Michael Mcdonald .............?

Any of these singers who have a go at popular chart hits but still think they are projecting to an audience on the other side of a hall. Alfie Boe's rendition of 'Bridge over troubled waters' on TV a while back still gives me nightmares. I didn't know there was a new musical style of 'shouting' a song?

Boe And Ball and Boe And Ball Again are Christmas classics.

Oh, just listen to anyone described as a diva.

Another bugbear of mine is orchestras playing pop songs. I once had to sit in a car coming back from Folkestone listening to the London Philharmonic Plays The Beatles (or some such nonsense). I was almost suicidal by Ashford.

Motorised scooter nonces

You should try playing in an orchestra when this type of thing is on the stand. Cringe worthy.
Even worse when you can tell some of your fellow musicians have never heard the original /
/shudder.

The only time this works with a brass band is when Brighouse played Skyfall on the Chris Evans show a few years back.
Spine tingling.

I beg to differ

One big difference with the Ibiza Prom was they had singers.

I was there for the originl O2 show. Cafe Del Mar was something else. FF to 1.08:55 for an experience.

I'm sure chateaufudgepacket is currently scanning wikipedia and google to come up with some load of orchestral bullshit.

If you want to take it up to the ultimate level, then this:

Most of us will remember those Classical Rock álbums...Bohemian Rhapsody, Whiter Shade of Pale etc..

These modern "DJ's". Some of them actually think they are musicians, yet all they do is twiddle with nobs on some sound machine. Any cnt can do that.
Try playing a proper musical instrument you twats.
Showing my age i know....i guess they wouldn't be successful if these drug crazed twits who follow them didn't think they were the bollox...

Very true. Although you do get the odd genius or two... DJs like Andy C, EZ, James Zabeila are absolutely incredible!

As a DJ myself I would agree.

Of course controls have to be adjusted but should be reserved for key moments. Yes there is an irritating element of attention-seeking 'look at me' types who use the equipment as a penis extension. Truth is a fair number aren't actually doing anything at all except very briefly and constantly touching the dials to make it look all complex and technical.

Loads of vids on You Tube exposing the fakes, pretending to twiddle knobs that actually do nothing.

Chris Evans on the radio, what a preachy twat.
Problem is you can set any bbc radio station to your Alexa alarm.

Annoyed I can’t rep Maidstone.......ffs.....merde.....puta Madre.

******* bin dippers. *****.

And west ham jammy baestards. If we had signed Lingard he would have got injured getting out of car

:supergrin:

I know you're not referring to radio DJs...

"The way it was in the past
A long, long time ago
Before staff levels dropped
They used to listen to the radio
And listen to the DJs talk
About the songs they didn't know
As if it really mattered

And 20 years ago
No-one seemed to care
The people must have known
The DJ's role was only there
To fill in space between the songs
That talk of love and other things
As if they didn't matter

Automatic stations came
And sent them all away
And now I'm left alone
I haven't got a word to say
And you're the one who makes the choice
To turn me on or turn me off
But now it really matters."

(c) Philip Oakey, Martyn Ware, Ian Craig Marsh 1980

I was thinking about these gig things the other day and although i wouldnt mind going to one, i think id actually rather go back to a packed sweaty club with a sticky floor playing these tunes with other like minded 30-40 somethings with a smirnoff ice in my hand.

Keep being forced to reset my google password