Rear wheel drive cars in the snow.

They're great fun! Drift anyone?

They are useless at getting up hills though, or even out of the estate. Need to park on the main road next time.

Blimey Elgin you living on your own estate now?

Can't you get some bloke to do it for you?

:) Come here Jeeves.

Going to chop it in for a fwd i think.

Laird Elgin.
It's got a ring to it :D

Will you be nicking some marbles elgin?

Chains.

Reverse it in. Unless you're Biggus, who is rubbish at reversing.

People who are rubbish at reversing

People who arent brave enough to say that to Biggus's midriff.

Not living in Spain

:D

I think i might :)

Although the butler will be renamed McJeeves.

You live in or arround Elgin and you have a rear wheel drive car, madness

People who say that people living in Jocko land are mad

Actually i haven't lived in or around Elgin for 15 years, but i take your point. Had a golf before and it was fine.

That told you EE

:D

For Civil Eagle? Harsh but fair :)

:D

I'm frightened to post now ;)

:D

I thought you'd never offer

Clasp him.

I can't work out if Tyson Fury annoys me.

His name is silly, his voice grates.....yeah, he annoys me :D

I'll see your people and raise you my people who stop right up your jacksie
after you've indicated your intent to reverse park. :veryangry

Ticketmaster and the whole ticket resale culture, its an absolute scandal. When you try and buy tickets from TM these days they actually have 'getmein' as one of the phrases to type to beat the bots before you get a message telling you they have sold out !

Tell him y at to his face, I dare ya :p

People that wont insult Tyson Fury to his face.

If you insult Fury to his face he will do nothing and forgive you. He's a proper Dot Cotton.

No. He can beat you senseless and then pray for forgiveness. I might be wrong though, so give it a go if you see him.

Whining and pant wetting about Bournemouth tickets.

Oh I'm scared ! What's he going to do ? Serenade me by singing a terrible song in an American accent ?


:D

Stampy Longnose

Impossible to open plastic packaging.

They sell scissors in Scotland.

Not round my way they don't :D

Why cant they make it so you can open it without scissors, then take it back to the shop after you have finished using it?

Capitalist pigs.

'Boots on the ground'. This'll start creeping in to football, and will eventually replace 'game time'.

The latest corporate buzzword...."horizon scanning".
Just stop it. Now.

Either the third or fourth round of redundancies this year (I've lost count)

People who sit in the waiting room at train stations then jump in front of everyone when the train arrives

My family, the cats, everything.

Youtube adverts

I'm a tightwad, but would defo pay for a premium ad free service.

Passing kidney stones

Sky adverts.

We are not Americans, it is films not movies ffs

Football boots with built in socks. What's the point, apart from extracting huge sums of money out of people

Yes

Palace playing on a monday

Use adblock.

The audience clapping and cheering during a song or a dance on SCD

Could you all STFU please until the performance is finished.

London local news. I don't think I've ever.heard a single news item that's remotely interesting. It's 99% north London shit anyway so that probably explains it.

Don't get me started on the presenters either.

Gold,Get adblocker plus, simples.:p

Daniel Sturridge's dance. He will do it once to often and get lynched one of these days

Girlfriend insisting on watching Thai 'entertainment' channel showing poor people crying then singing like chickens being strangled, for cash prizes. (I have no comeback as she cooks my dinners!)

People who proudly boast they went into a local shop and asked hours and hours of questions about a product they want to buy and then go and order it slightly cheaper on Amazon.

They normally start their story with "I know it's a bit naughty, but...."

Lets hope so.

A Jackhammer starting up outside your bedroom window when you're trying to have a fecking lie in. Bastards.

He's already done it too often if you ask me. It'll backfire one of these days.

Amen, brother. He's going to cop a bunch of keys* in the mush one day. In the 3-3 after his deflected shot went in he peacocked over towards the Main Stand to do his stupid fooking dance in front of the Palace fans, before realising that his team mates were running back into position so that they could score 9 goals past us again, overhaul Man City's goal difference and win the league and aren't Liverpool brilliant. Tossers.

(*Hopefully from an angry caretaker)

http://www.thedenilsonyears.com/wp-c...gfhfdburlz.gif

What a coincidence, I just watched the second half of that game. Still as brilliant as it was the first time I saw it.

That gif is just so good. I'd like to see a gif of me at exactly the same time in a bar in Spain after the place had emptied out of scousers at 3-0 with their silly smug faces looking at me on their way out ('game over got work in the morning'). The only downside of that night is I couldn't scream back at them in the end. But I saw each and every one of the twats in the coming days. Up your dots.

Wish mine would...

Watch closely just before they all start putting hands in heads and saying 'I don't believe it' etc. The camera shakes from the ground exploding as the ball hits the net. Great stuff

That dopey David Mellor c*nt is hilarious.

The camera is rocking because of the whole rest of Selhurst going mental! Off the Richter Scale!

Still very disturbed by the fan with no head in red at the back. I wonder if it got nicked?

I know

That's what I said

:lux::D

Sorry I misread, thought you said Tsunami.

The annoying brat in Lost World. No wonder his parents are divorcing. Just wish the Dino's had eaten him 10 mins in.

The bar in Bromley called 'Greater than Gatsby'

Just WTF is that? Got the creeps, now.

Arguably the best brain out of all of those Liverpool fans .

They had just been asked to solve the following problem:

If Liverpool are 3 nil up with 12 mins to go, how many goals must they concede for Palace to get a draw?

Sometimes the HF like to blur out their faces but that is brilliant work.

What the *!

I've never noticed that before, mind blowing.

I like the bloke on the left who storms straight off. It's a great gif, up there with bolasie smashing Bruno onto the floor.

My favourite is the guy who is second left at the bottom who is wearing a hoodie... He turns around in despair and ends up bald with stress !

Gary Neville's moustache / goatee.... Is it stubble ? Or has he been perpetually growing it since he was 15 ?

Smarmy self-satisfied twat Paul Gambaccini. Every time I watch/listen to a music documentary or a musician dies the smug bastard's there spouting pretentious wank. ****.

Been watching the 10cc doc then ?

Must be my northern accent. Soz

Not purposely. I thought it was still 'Forever young - how rock'n'roll grew up'. It got switched off when Gambaccini appeared after 5 minutes.

Ziggy Sobotka

The gif that keeps on giving

There is absolutely nothing annoying about that gif whatsoever.

The headless one is pretty scary though. Fatty looks a bit shifty.

It just doesn't matter how many times you've seen it

Selling a house. Seriously, why is everyone involved in the process so slow and such a ****?

Monday games are proper wank, make me feel detached from the rest of the weekend's games

I've watched it thousands of times. I've studied it, analysed it, laughed at it. I've spotted new wonders in it and potential new favourites. Red hat man who goes bald, David Mellor, Headless Man, Mouse Boy with his hands up to his face in the front row, Bloke in the blue polo who just shakes his head. The list goes on.

But none of them, none of them, come close to the undoubted star of the show. You all know who I mean.

"I don't believe it."

Palace don't do Mondays (usually)... crap is the norm.

Smelly empty milk bottles - yuuuggh.

People who occupy the only toilet cubicle at work to have a piss when there is a vacant urinal & I need a shit

Is it it or this? I think it's this.

Cue Chocky:

Shit in the urinal. Or on the floor

This

And I reckon the ginner in the grey jumper in the very bottom left corner is Palace. He's stiffing a smile I'm sure of it

Haha. I also like the OMG in the top left hand corner.

After repeated viewings, I think the guy in the blue shirt behind the 'headless fan' might be carrying a bag in front of him? This has a scarf or shirt on, which looks like a headless fan?

Still spooky though.

I reckon they're all zombies with detachable heads because if you look closely the bloke in the red pork pie hat swaps heads with the bald bloke next to him. :D

I thought it was one of those inflatable boxing dolls that resumes its upright position after a child punches it. They were popular in the eighties.

Someone's dressed it up and brought it along for larks.

Anyway, I'm annoyed at seemingly well-bred young men biting their nails on the train. I don't understand it; anxious, working-class young men seem to fidget, but anxious middle-class young men bite their nails.

People(an awful lot) who cannot pronounce Marylebone properly.

It's not Marlybone ffs.

And on similar lines 'St Pancreas'...aaagh.

I might be guilty of this. In a nutshell, has Marylebone three sylables, or four?

Because I thought it was Maaaarlebone.