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monkey 06-07-2019 06:41 PM

People who talk on their phone who think theyíre Captain ******* Kirk, as in they have the speaker on and hold the phone in front of them instead of holding it to their ear:jerkit:

pallet 06-07-2019 07:30 PM

Brillant so true

Skiddo 06-07-2019 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkey (Post 14813887)
People who talk on their phone who think theyíre Captain ******* Kirk, as in they have the speaker on and hold the phone in front of them instead of holding it to their ear:jerkit:


https://www.lifewire.com/thmb/du4oMl...0036c57ab9.jpg

davech 06-07-2019 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkey (Post 14813887)
People who talk on their phone who think theyíre Captain ******* Kirk, as in they have the speaker on and hold the phone in front of them instead of holding it to their ear:jerkit:

I blame the jerk upstarts in The Apprentice for that :grrr:

monkey 06-07-2019 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 14813984)
I blame the jerk upstarts in The Apprentice for that :grrr:

Funny you should say that, it did cross my mind, theyíve been doing it for a few years:rolleyes:

monkey 06-07-2019 09:35 PM

1 Attachment(s)
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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 14813976)

:p:supergrin:

Isle of Wight 06-07-2019 10:26 PM

VAR it’s going to be a nightmare

weltklasse 06-07-2019 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkey (Post 14813887)
People who talk on their phone who think theyíre Captain ******* Kirk, as in they have the speaker on and hold the phone in front of them instead of holding it to their ear:jerkit:

they really need to invest in one of these...
https://www.zavvi.com/merch-memorabi...B&gclsrc=aw.ds

The12thman 07-07-2019 12:50 AM

[emoji220] ants

KYLIE MINEAGLE 07-07-2019 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The12thman (Post 14814163)
[emoji220] ants

Adam and the ?

Slimbloke'H' 07-07-2019 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 14814177)
Adam and the ?

Eve?

monkey 07-07-2019 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weltklasse (Post 14814068)
they really need to invest in one of these...
https://www.zavvi.com/merch-memorabi...B&gclsrc=aw.ds

Actually,,,,,,,I want one:lux:

TopKnot 07-07-2019 12:51 PM

The lighthouse family making a comeback. One of the shittest blandest bands of all time.

Wayne Andrews is God 07-07-2019 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkey (Post 14814007)
Funny you should say that, it did cross my mind, they’ve been doing it for a few years:rolleyes:

They are told to do it for TV audiences. So they can hear both sides of the conversation. I hate it though.

Salad_Burnet 07-07-2019 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 14814432)
The lighthouse family making a comeback. One of the shittest blandest bands of all time.

Yeah, I see what you mean. The white bloke looked like jaws out of james bond (films). Very strange.

Joe85 07-07-2019 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 14814208)
Eve?

Killing?

BERT'S HEAD 07-07-2019 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14814552)
Killing?

Me softly with your love ?

FrankieBoy 07-07-2019 06:23 PM

Women’s World Cup football Lino’s taking about 4 minutes to raise offside flags.

FrankieBoy 07-07-2019 06:24 PM

And now VAR again . Completely stuffed this with it’s overuse. It’s going to take 2 1/2 hours to watch a match if this carries on.

Dobbo 07-07-2019 06:29 PM

Wimbledon commentators continually making comments about players making it through to "the second week"
Why can't they just say "the fourth round" ?

davech 07-07-2019 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dobbo (Post 14814681)
Wimbledon commentators continually making comments about players making it through to "the second week"
Why can't they just say "the fourth round" ?

Is that the same as 'Round of 16'? I'm old and get easily confused.

cappuccinoeagle 07-07-2019 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankieBoy (Post 14814670)
And now VAR again . Completely stuffed this with itís overuse. Itís going to take 2 1/2 hours to watch a match if this carries on.


But right decision was reached

The12thman 07-07-2019 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 14814177)
Adam and the ?


Hahaha....Like Adam and the ants.

Got black ants burrowing into my house! So donít like black ants at the mo.

Coastal Palace 07-07-2019 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The12thman (Post 14814951)
Hahaha....Like Adam and the ants.

Got black ants burrowing into my house! So donít like black ants at the mo.

Racist.

davech 08-07-2019 04:02 PM

Rafael Nadal. Especially his super-affected pre-serve routine.

Need to reduce the 'shot-clock' still further. That will screw him.

Stellavista 08-07-2019 07:44 PM

'Smashing it'. Piss off.

chrisophiex 08-07-2019 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14815680)
'Smashing it'. Piss off.


ďNailed itĒ can do one, too.

pallet 08-07-2019 11:00 PM

Living my best lunch. Please **** off

CP-RJW 08-07-2019 11:13 PM

Men with hairy D cup man tits walking around shirtless outside of a beach or pool setting

Isle of Wight 08-07-2019 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14815834)
Men with hairy D cup man tits walking around shirtless outside of a beach or pool setting

Anyone walking around shirtless outside of a beach or pool setting. I donít want to see your shit tattoos or your flab or your lobster skin or your hairy back or your six pack and shaved chest just put it all away.

CP-RJW 08-07-2019 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14815837)
Anyone walking around shirtless outside of a beach or pool setting. I donít want to see your shit tattoos or your flab or your lobster skin or your hairy back or your six pack and shaved chest just put it all away.

Yeah, I don’t like any man doing it really, but I was specifically referring to a bloke I saw earlier today who looked like a post transition Susan Boyle with pubes glued to his chest.

Joe85 08-07-2019 11:38 PM

Complex Numbers and Mesh/Nodal Analysis.

What a ****.

wedgetail 08-07-2019 11:52 PM

Is that a thing, grrr

Joe85 09-07-2019 12:04 AM

Things that annoy you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by wedgetail (Post 14815876)
Is that a thing, grrr



Some **** came up with it because they're a ****.



That's all that matters really.

Hedgehog 09-07-2019 12:28 AM

Calling a business and it goes to voicemail.

Starts off fine, leave your name, number, what you need etc., etc.. Then it goes off on some ramble for about 3 minutes telling hours and days of business, location, making an appointment for a house call et., etc..

By the time the beep came to leave a message, I had forgotten what I wanted to say!

Isle of Wight 09-07-2019 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14815893)
Calling a business and it goes to voicemail.

Starts off fine, leave your name, number, what you need etc., etc.. Then it goes off on some ramble for about 3 minutes telling hours and days of business, location, making an appointment for a house call et., etc..

By the time the beep came to leave a message, I had forgotten what I wanted to say!

Getting old and my memory not being quite what itís was 😉

Hedgehog 09-07-2019 03:32 AM

The fact that I live in a sleepy suburban town that all the restaurants close at 9:00pm during the week.

My wife takes a class every Thursday evening and doesen't get out to gone 7, and not home to 7:30 to going on 8:00pm. It's nice to go out for dinner, but it's always a rush as everywhere bar the fast food places close their doors at 9:00pm.

Bloody third world country!

Reps AJ 09-07-2019 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14815920)
The fact that I live in a sleepy suburban town that all the restaurants close at 9:00pm during the week.

My wife takes a class every Thursday evening and doesen't get out to gone 7, and not home to 7:30 to going on 8:00pm. It's nice to go out for dinner, but it's always a rush as everywhere bar the fast food places close their doors at 9:00pm.

Bloody third world country!

Go on another night.

God, I'm good at this problem solving stuff :D:D

Mr Mojo Risin 09-07-2019 09:22 AM

Being set unrealistic deadlines at work because my immediate superior (a Southern red) is buggering off on holiday for three weeks.

Wooderson Close 09-07-2019 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 14815977)
Being set unrealistic deadlines at work because my immediate superior (a Southern red) is buggering off on holiday for three weeks.

Hardly annoying, you work for the man, do the work.
Pull an all nighter if required!

Get the job done, so I can go on holiday in peace.

Best regards,

Jeff
x

Olympian2 09-07-2019 07:09 PM

Tennis doubles partners who feel compelled to low-five or fist bump after every single ******* point. **** off.

Maidstoned Eagle 09-07-2019 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14815920)
The fact that I live in a sleepy suburban town that all the restaurants close at 9:00pm during the week.

My wife takes a class every Thursday evening and doesen't get out to gone 7, and not home to 7:30 to going on 8:00pm. It's nice to go out for dinner, but it's always a rush as everywhere bar the fast food places close their doors at 9:00pm.

Bloody third world country!

Book a table for 8,30

Hedgehog 10-07-2019 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14816538)
Book a table for 8,30


One doesnít make reservations at these sort of establishments, Jack and Ronald canít handle that.

Anyway, people show up to eat at 8:59 they sit you and serve you. But all around you clearing and cleaning tables and generally getting ready to go home. Itís not conducive to a relaxing dinner.

GorBlimey 10-07-2019 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14815920)
The fact that I live in a sleepy suburban town that all the restaurants close at 9:00pm during the week.

My wife takes a class every Thursday evening and doesen't get out to gone 7, and not home to 7:30 to going on 8:00pm. It's nice to go out for dinner, but it's always a rush as everywhere bar the fast food places close their doors at 9:00pm.

Bloody third world country!


America - the place where early-bird special dinners start at 3 p.m. :eek:

Hedgehog 10-07-2019 12:57 AM

And happy hour ends at 5:30...

JJ 10-07-2019 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 14816535)
Tennis doubles partners who feel compelled to low-five or fist bump after every single ******* point. **** off.

Tennis doubles partners who feel compelled after every point to whisper to each other behind their hands, as if anyone - apart from their opponents who can't hear them anyway, gives a flying **** what they're saying.

Worksop Palace 10-07-2019 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 14816535)
Tennis doubles partners who feel compelled to low-five or fist bump after every single ******* point. **** off.

It is embarrassing. Especially when they do it after losing a point.

Idiots

Prince Phillip 10-07-2019 08:47 AM

"This new novel is the 137th in the series of D.I. Tony Titt mysteries...."
Must be good then:rolleyes:

BERT'S HEAD 10-07-2019 08:53 AM

Asking if I want onions with my hot dog and receiving dried brown crumbly yuk.

olly cromwell 10-07-2019 04:09 PM

music playlists :wallbash:

get a life :clown:

Reps AJ 10-07-2019 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14817127)
It is embarrassing. Especially when they do it after losing a point.

Idiots

You obviously went listening to the sports psychologist on the radio this morning who said it was even more important after losing a point

Worksop Palace 10-07-2019 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14817813)
You obviously went listening to the sports psychologist on the radio this morning who said it was even more important after losing a point

What bollocks

Itís like footballers high giving after conceding a goal

Danny_Cheviot 10-07-2019 07:33 PM

Sweet Potato Fries.

And there purpose in life is?

andyocpfc 10-07-2019 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14817824)
What bollocks



Itís like footballers high giving after conceding a goal


Indeed. I said on this thread a few days ago about the HAVING to touch each other after EVERY fóking point, whether the lose or win it.

Self important twats.

chav_hater 10-07-2019 08:42 PM

On the tennis theme, groaning after every shot. Especially in the first ten minutes.

Mr Mojo Risin 10-07-2019 09:09 PM

That the San Siro, one of my favourite stadiums, is to be demolished and I have only just found out.

Stellavista 10-07-2019 09:28 PM

People who think London is a better city now then it was in the 70s and 80s. Even those who weren't alive then, or didn't live here.

Stellavista 10-07-2019 09:33 PM

People who set up websites and call themselves journalists, just because they have an opinion on news stories, and possibly a third in Media Studies from the University of F*ckshire.

CP-RJW 10-07-2019 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 14818082)
That the San Siro, one of my favourite stadiums, is to be demolished and I have only just found out.

That the San Siro is being demolished and I’ll probably never get the chance to experience it.

chateauferret 10-07-2019 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14817813)
You obviously went listening to the sports psychologist on the radio this morning who said it was even more important after losing a point

Can anyone get paid for going on the radio and spouting bollocks like that?

Salad_Burnet 10-07-2019 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14817824)
What bollocks

Itís like footballers high giving after conceding a goal

Actually, it is very similar to football. We all know that feeling after palace have conceded and people (the HF) try and rally some sort of reply. It sticks in the throat but we go along with it anyway.

Oldtown Eagle 10-07-2019 10:44 PM

Any ANY microwave meal. Even if Waitrose seduce you with their clever words. They are all shit. Do not be deceived, they are shit. I am 65 and despite this post, tonight I went for it. I have fallen for their bullshit once more. Never . . . Never again. Beans on toast is heaven.

andyocpfc 10-07-2019 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14818171)
Any ANY microwave meal. Even if Waitrose seduce you with their clever words. They are all shit. Do not be deceived, they are shit. I am 65 and despite this post, tonight I went for it. I have fallen for their bullshit once more. Never . . . Never again. Beans on toast is heaven.


And the film never comes off in one piece causing you to burn your hands!

ulysses 11-07-2019 09:34 AM

Picking a bogey and unsuccessfully trying to flick it away. You know the ones - those pesky sticky booger types that simply refused to be flicked and are basically just transferred from finger to thumb.

Prince Phillip 11-07-2019 09:39 AM

Attempts by today's young adults to make the ID card and lanyard worn about the body somehow look cool. Will never happen.

art malice 11-07-2019 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ulysses (Post 14818406)
Picking a bogey and unsuccessfully trying to flick it away. You know the ones - those pesky sticky booger types that simply refused to be flicked and are basically just transferred from finger to thumb.

Yep and then somewhere highly visible, just before a job interview

Reps AJ 11-07-2019 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chateauferret (Post 14818146)
Can anyone get paid for going on the radio and spouting bollocks like that?

Go get qualified and find out

KYLIE MINEAGLE 11-07-2019 01:41 PM

Nasser Hussein, Michael Slater, Mark Nicholas. Ian Healy.

GorBlimey 11-07-2019 11:19 PM

Tattoos.


They are really starting to f*cking annoy me now.


They look shit, they are shit and you know that the NHS will be called upon to remove them in the years ahead when people start to bleat about them impacting their lives.


F*ck off and pay to remove the shit yourselves.

Glɑzier 11-07-2019 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 14819578)
Tattoos.


They are really starting to f*cking annoy me now.


They look shit, they are shit and you know that the NHS will be called upon to remove them in the years ahead when people start to bleat about them impacting their lives.


F*ck off and pay to remove the shit yourselves.

Got to say I agree with this. I can't understand how they have become so popular.

CP-RJW 11-07-2019 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 14819578)
Tattoos.


They are really starting to f*cking annoy me now.


They look shit, they are shit and you know that the NHS will be called upon to remove them in the years ahead when people start to bleat about them impacting their lives.


F*ck off and pay to remove the shit yourselves.

I agree, really don’t get them. Think they should be left for those for whom it has ingrained cultural significance, e.g sailors. Not any boring **** who just wants to look trendy.

Worksop Palace 11-07-2019 11:31 PM

Looking forward to collecting my daughter from the airport at 3am tomorrow morning (despite 1.30am alarm call) to then get a phone call from her saying her flight was delayed by 5 hours and then cancelled until tomorrow. Thanks Jet2 you utter wankstains

Wolfnipplechips 11-07-2019 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14819590)
Looking forward to collecting my daughter from the airport at 3am tomorrow morning (despite 1.30am alarm call) to then get a phone call from her saying her flight was delayed by 5 hours and then cancelled until tomorrow. Thanks Jet2 you utter wankstains

Sheís just getting one last night in with Giovanni mate.

You remember young love?


:D

Worksop Palace 11-07-2019 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14819597)
Sheís just getting one last night in with Giovanni mate.

You remember young love?


:D

:supergrin:

Not many Giovanniís in Tenerife

big bad John 12-07-2019 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14819606)
:supergrin:

Not many Giovanniís in Tenerife


But it does sound so much better than the reality of Bob from Basingstoke;)

Son of Selhurst 12-07-2019 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 14814432)
The lighthouse family making a comeback. One of the shittest blandest bands of all time.

I nearly turned myself inside out agreeing with this. Suicidal music taken on the baton by Coldplay

Stellavista 12-07-2019 01:04 AM

A BBC2 programme called 'Britain's Biggest Superyachts'. Peopled entirely by utter wankers. I actually feel a little sick having watched that. Tossers, with no redeeming features. No class, no taste, no self awareness.

Wayne Andrews is God 12-07-2019 01:15 AM

Modern cars with out a handbrake lever, but some switch you pull or push. It takes longer, it technology for zero purpose. It’s a failsafe for me knowing car wont roll down a hill but with these it removes that.

Wayne Andrews is God 12-07-2019 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by olly cromwell (Post 14817683)
music playlists :wallbash:

get a life :clown:

How do you organise music you like digitally?

Wayne Andrews is God 12-07-2019 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedgetail (Post 14815876)
Is that a thing

This phrase. Very American and to me a term that has the concept of Doublespeak.

Stellavista 12-07-2019 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 14819652)
How do you organise music you like digitally?

Fool. You number the cassettes. Possibly adding a little identifying doodle on the cover.

Wayne Andrews is God 12-07-2019 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14819658)
Fool. You number the cassettes. Possibly adding a little identifying doodle on the cover.

My analogue ones I keep on a hardrive in my Sinclair C5, bluetoothed to my Gramophone.

Hedgehog 12-07-2019 01:48 AM

Now I'm a self confessed raving tree hugging left wing liberal, but I have to say USA's Women's Soccer player Megan Rapinoe is really getting on my tits (which is more than can be said for the outfit she wore at the ESPY's last night!).

She is taking smugness to a new level, and I'm losing a lot of respect for her (and their) cause with her over the top speeches and interviews everywhere you turn (here at least).

big bad John 12-07-2019 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14819669)
Now I'm a self confessed raving tree hugging left wing liberal, but I have to say USA's Women's Soccer player Megan Rapinoe is really getting on my tits (which is more than can be said for the outfit she wore at the ESPY's last night!).

She is taking smugness to a new level, and I'm losing a lot of respect for her (and their) cause with her over the top speeches and interviews everywhere you turn (here at least).

she is a grade A c u next Tuesday. Probably not in CA, but in New York a surprizing amount of septics were hoping they'd get their comeuppance. In sport the yanks are big believers in the unwritten Mercy Rule and they weren't impressed the way the big time Charlettes behaved against Taiwan.

Hedgehog 12-07-2019 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 14819689)
she is a grade A c u next Tuesday. Probably not in CA, but in New York a surprizing amount of septics were hoping they'd get their comeuppance. In sport the yanks are big believers in the unwritten Mercy Rule and they weren't impressed the way the big time Charlettes behaved against Taiwan.

I haven't been impressed with how they've acted when landing back home, at the parade or at the ESPY's last night.

Pretty sure, more than a few of them were a bit pissed up, which I don't have a problem with, but not sure it is doing their equal pay cause any good. Holding cups of beer getting off the plane, pouring champagne down each other throats is all fun, but not sure how professional to be doing in public.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 12-07-2019 06:33 AM

I have all my pianola rolls stacked alphabetically in a cupboard

Maidstoned Eagle 12-07-2019 06:59 AM

I usually organise them woth the first and second violinist either side of the cello and viola and place the cellist on a podium.

bubbs11 12-07-2019 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14819669)
Now I'm a self confessed raving tree hugging left wing liberal, but I have to say USA's Women's Soccer player Megan Rapinoe is really getting on my tits (which is more than can be said for the outfit she wore at the ESPY's last night!).

She is taking smugness to a new level, and I'm losing a lot of respect for her (and their) cause with her over the top speeches and interviews everywhere you turn (here at least).

This probably doesnít paint me in a good light, but as I was watching them in the final I did fantasise about Wimbledonís crazy gang being let loose against them for 10 minutes. They need taking down a peg or two.

Stellavista 12-07-2019 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14819715)
I usually organise them woth the first and second violinist either side of the cello and viola and place the cellist on a podium.

https://media.giphy.com/media/eykivHQOsXrmo/giphy.gif

CP-RJW 12-07-2019 01:07 PM

Docusign

Load of shite, just give me a physical contract.

chateauferret 12-07-2019 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14819715)
I usually organise them woth the first and second violinist either side of the cello and viola and place the cellist on a podium.

I generally have the firsts, seconds, violas and 'cellos from left to right as usual, basses behind the 'cellos, woodwinds across behid the strinds and brass and timps at the back. And the only one who gets a podium am I.

Brett 12-07-2019 01:48 PM

C*nts in a large org who spend more time raising complaints against colleagues than actually doing any work.

Hedgehog 12-07-2019 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14819763)
This probably doesnít paint me in a good light, but as I was watching them in the final I did fantasise about Wimbledonís crazy gang being let loose against them for 10 minutes. They need taking down a peg or two.

I know what you mean... I feel the same about the US men's team who I've seen dish it out (very crudely and not subtly) but cry like babies when a team stands up to them.

I think the USA is so intent on making soccer a finesse and tactical sport that it is sucking all the blood and thunder out of the game... which is doing nothing for its reputation with the American Football crowd here. Not that FIFA is doing any different I fear.

Maidstoned Eagle 12-07-2019 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chateauferret (Post 14820058)
I generally have the firsts, seconds, violas and 'cellos from left to right as usual, basses behind the 'cellos, woodwinds across behid the strinds and brass and timps at the back. And the only one who gets a podium am I.

Aah, so you have a full separates system? I only have room for the midi version.

chateauferret 12-07-2019 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14820295)
Aah, so you have a full separates system? I only have room for the midi version.

No but I used to have an orchestra :-)

Now I have to make do with a piano.

old traf 12-07-2019 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14819586)
I agree, really donít get them. Think they should be left for those for whom it has ingrained cultural significance, e.g sailors. Not any boring **** who just wants to look trendy.

And what about females,have you EVER seen a tattoo that makes a woman more attractive , makes the best looking look like a dyke, and when they are over 40, just yuk

Stellavista 12-07-2019 09:18 PM

Pictures of cats littering every branch of social media. I f*cking hate cats.

legaleagle2 12-07-2019 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old traf (Post 14820341)
have you EVER seen a tattoo that makes a woman more attractive

Marianne Faithful...

Yoda 12-07-2019 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 14819578)
Tattoos.


They are really starting to f*cking annoy me now.


They look shit, they are shit and you know that the NHS will be called upon to remove them in the years ahead when people start to bleat about them impacting their lives.


F*ck off and pay to remove the shit yourselves.

Iíve been wondering too whether this will happen when the trend dies off again. Please no bleating that the tats are effecting mental well being and they want the NHS to fund removal.

Hedgehog 12-07-2019 10:24 PM

Out here, all the cool/hip/trendy (whatever the current word is) bars & grills have to serve micro brewery beer as it's the cool thing to do.

Trouble is they all seem to think that if you make a beer taste all fruity and Belgium style it is a good beer. Personally can't stand "Fruity" beer. I always end up getting the lightest (blonde) beer they sell, which invariable is like piss water.

Half these places don't even sell standard bottled beer any more.

No wonder I'm becoming a wino.


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