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Reps AJ 23-07-2015 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hitchin Eagle (Post 12485731)
I'm just sitting in my favourite mansion getting my shoes polished by my servant while he's having his shoes polished by his servant.

It's weird, I was just wondering whether to stop throwing away my shoes and servants when they become dirty and buying new ones, and start to economize by getting them cleaned.

Maybe it's something I'll look into when I return from my private island

Chocky 23-07-2015 06:40 PM

I have my own Clarkes shoe shop on my island you c*nts. Complete with that mental mechanical foot measuring contraption they had in the 70s and all that. Lording it.

Reps AJ 23-07-2015 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12485790)
I have my own Clarkes shoe shop on my island you c*nts. Complete with that mental mechanical foot measuring contraption they had in the 70s and all that. Lording it.

Bastard

Breaking rocks 23-07-2015 07:11 PM

My shoes never need cleaning.

I only wear them once.

Jim Cannon 23-07-2015 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12485826)
My shoes never need cleaning.

I only wear them once.

Same for me with my Yachts

chrisophiex 23-07-2015 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12485838)
Same for me with my Yachts

How do you wear your yachts ?

Pint of Speroni 23-07-2015 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12485859)
How do you wear your yachts ?

Boat shoes.

the drexciyan 24-07-2015 12:16 AM

Well I had taste the difference lincolnshire sausages for my dinner whilst posting today so youse lot can all **** off.

danpalace07 24-07-2015 02:46 AM

Geordies clogging up #cpfc with their bitterness. Get over it you weird Northern mugs. You've got a new manager and Fat Mike has got his wallet out, why are you still obsessed with little old Palace? I went on their forum the other day (I like reading other teams' forums) and they had an over 900 page thread on Pards. Even the Tarquins aren't this obsessed...

racehorse-80s 24-07-2015 11:17 AM

When you order carppets the compamies estimate the underlay as the same meterage when clearly the underlay will be less due to it being more easily cut to fit as it's unseen .

SexualChocolate 24-07-2015 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12486026)
Geordies clogging up #cpfc with their bitterness. Get over it you weird Northern mugs. You've got a new manager and Fat Mike has got his wallet out, why are you still obsessed with little old Palace? I went on their forum the other day (I like reading other teams' forums) and they had an over 900 page thread on Pards. Even the Tarquins aren't this obsessed...


Have you seen the Bostock thread?


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Maz 24-07-2015 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12486026)
Geordies clogging up #cpfc with their bitterness. Get over it you weird Northern mugs. You've got a new manager and Fat Mike has got his wallet out, why are you still obsessed with little old Palace? I went on their forum the other day (I like reading other teams' forums) and they had an over 900 page thread on Pards. Even the Tarquins aren't this obsessed...

Think you'll find that palace fans also have their obsessions.

I guess I get annoyed by the notion that we are superior human beings because of the football team we support.

SexualChocolate 24-07-2015 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12486651)
Think you'll find that palace fans also have their obsessions.

I guess I get annoyed by the notion that we are superior human beings because of the football team we support.


Same here. I'm just a superior human being, regardless of the team I support.


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elgin eagle 24-07-2015 02:42 PM

Yacht telesales people disturbing the servants servants servants.

Also having to go to work and missing the end of the Palace match.

the drexciyan 24-07-2015 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12486934)
Yacht telesales people disturbing the servants servants servants.

Also having to go to work and missing the end of the Palace match.

The obvious one is a good shout. Missing any Palace game.

Those saturday afternoons feigning interest in some godforsaken ladies section of some shopping centre, or the unavoidable family occasions. Sometimes people are so inconsiderate.

danpalace07 24-07-2015 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12486651)
Think you'll find that palace fans also have their obsessions.

I guess I get annoyed by the notion that we are superior human beings because of the football team we support.

Not to that level, we don't.

in-exile 24-07-2015 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12485826)
My shoes never need cleaning.

I only wear them once.

http://global.fncstatic.com/static/m...ovie%20876.jpg

SOUTHGATE EAGLE 24-07-2015 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12486651)
Think you'll find that palace fans also have their obsessions.

I guess I get annoyed by the notion that we are superior human beings because of the football team we support.

Isn't that pretty much the basis of all football support -pride?

Jim Cannon 24-07-2015 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12485859)
How do you wear your yachts ?

I don't. But they never need cleaning as I only use them once

Maz 24-07-2015 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SOUTHGATE EAGLE (Post 12486976)
Isn't that pretty much the basis of all football support -pride?

NAh.

Pride in the team, yes.

But for most of us, we didn't choose the team, it chose us. So why should we be better than any other football supporter, as people?

art malice 24-07-2015 04:22 PM

That road sign in Streatham near Tooting Common which says 'Adverse camber'

Wolfnipplechips 24-07-2015 04:27 PM

Having tickets for tonight's T20 at The Oval......and it's hosing down.

Chocky 24-07-2015 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12487054)
NAh.

Pride in the team, yes.

But for most of us, we didn't choose the team, it chose us. So why should we be better than any other football supporter, as people?

Because Chelsea fans are all c*nts Maz.

Chocky 24-07-2015 08:41 PM

Smint containers. F*cking F*CK OFF!!

art malice 25-07-2015 12:30 PM

The Craig Charles Funk and Soul Show on 6music.

sirdougie 25-07-2015 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12488898)
The Craig Charles Funk and Soul Show on 6music.

What? You is mental.

Seriously though, if you have the chance to see him DJing live he's really good.

art malice 25-07-2015 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sirdougie (Post 12488903)
What? You is mental.

Seriously though, if you have the chance to see him DJing live he's really good.

It's his 'schtick' I can't abide. Music's OK.

Skiddo 25-07-2015 09:55 PM

These terms:

YB7
Jedi
Evil Sash
Bolaise
"No re-sale value"
Palace family
Best supporters in the world

Also;

Anybody that types out a 3-2-1-3-1-1 formation on a thread as if we are all meant to believe that this suggestion will reach Alan Pardew's desk on Monday morning and he'll consider using it in our upcoming game against Chelsea.

Isle of Wight 26-07-2015 11:18 AM

trying to remember a zillion passwords, codes and secret questions

wighteagle 26-07-2015 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12489993)
trying to remember a zillion passwords, codes and secret questions

This. Then when you think of a password that you might just remember, they tell you that you can't use it because there aren't enough/too many characters in it and you need a number/punctuation mark. :veryangry

SA Eagle 26-07-2015 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12489554)

Anybody that types out a 3-2-1-3-1-1 formation on a thread as if we are all meant to believe that this suggestion will reach Alan Pardew's desk on Monday morning and he'll consider using it in our upcoming game against Chelsea.

You could've just typed Glaziers Fan and saved yourself some time.

Breaking rocks 26-07-2015 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wighteagle (Post 12490081)
This. Then when you think of a password that you might just remember, they tell you that you can't use it because there aren't enough/too many characters in it and you need a number/punctuation mark. :veryangry

Take a look at this -might be the answer to your problem.

https://keepass2android.codeplex.com/

Briefly, it securely stores all your passwords in the one place that only requires you to remember the one to access it.

For Paranoias 26-07-2015 02:04 PM

'Please enter the tenth, fifteenth and twenty seventh character of your password'.:veryangry

CT_Palace 26-07-2015 04:58 PM

that ******* ref today

Pint of Speroni 26-07-2015 05:13 PM

When you forget your password so try to change it before being informed your new password can't be one of your last 5 passwords.

ChiswickEagle 26-07-2015 06:16 PM

Train from Manchester to London. Four of us, two teenagers and two parents. Guy sat by himself at a table for four. An empty two seats across the aisle. Yup, I sat across the aisle. Surely basic manners to at least offer to move?

Owngoal 26-07-2015 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 12491493)
Train from Manchester to London. Four of us, two teenagers and two parents. Guy sat by himself at a table for four. An empty two seats across the aisle. Yup, I sat across the aisle. Surely basic manners to at least offer to move?

What I hate is women on crowded trains who proceed to put their shopping on the empty seat next to them hoping no one will ask them to move it.

Danny1 26-07-2015 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owngoal (Post 12491530)
What I hate is women on crowded trains who proceed to put their shopping on the empty seat next to them hoping no one will ask them to move it.

Or buses

W Malling Eagle 26-07-2015 07:20 PM

The fact that there is a poster on here seems to be 'stalking' me - randomly and regularly sending neg rep for no fathomable reason. No idea why, but regular as clockwork I get a neg from him. And there seems to be nothing I can do about it. Childish and infuriating!

SeanPalace84 26-07-2015 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by W Malling Eagle (Post 12491585)
The fact that there is a poster on here seems to be 'stalking' me - randomly and regularly sending neg rep for no fathomable reason. No idea why, but regular as clockwork I get a neg from him. And there seems to be nothing I can do about it. Childish and infuriating!

Heb, Mole or biggin?

W Malling Eagle 26-07-2015 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 12491607)
Heb, Mole or biggin?

Nah, someone else. Must have done something to upset him, but no idea what. Obviously watching me, as whenever it has been long enough to leave rep after the previous occasion, he negs me again. Clearly a hate crusade, but I'm far too dull to warrant that level of contempt!

Blind_Eagle 26-07-2015 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by W Malling Eagle (Post 12491585)
And there seems to be nothing I can do about it. Childish and infuriating!

Just put them on ignore, it renders their rep worthless.

Gooders 26-07-2015 07:45 PM

Hello Fresh - one of the most stupid concepts ever and yet it seems to be making someone some money.

Goat Weed 26-07-2015 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by W Malling Eagle (Post 12491613)
Nah, someone else. Must have done something to upset him, but no idea what. Obviously watching me, as whenever it has been long enough to leave rep after the previous occasion, he negs me again. Clearly a hate crusade, but I'm far too dull to warrant that level of contempt!

:D I disagreed with your post. No need to get your knickers in a twist. I have used the rep system fairly.

cappuccinoeagle 26-07-2015 07:46 PM

The fact that Starbucks are opening a branch in Beckenham High St

W Malling Eagle 26-07-2015 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Goat Weed (Post 12491631)
:D I disagreed with your post. No need to get your knickers in a twist. I have used the rep system fairly.

He he. The posts you have negged are completely innocuous. Most people only neg posts that are offensive, not just because they happen to disagree. The fact that you have found this one shows that you are tracking me. Really sad.

Goat Weed 26-07-2015 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by W Malling Eagle (Post 12491638)
He he. The posts you have negged are completely innocuous. Most people only neg posts that are offensive, not just because they happen to disagree. The fact that you have found this one shows that you are tracking me. Really sad.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. :angel:

W Malling Eagle 26-07-2015 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 12491621)
Just put them on ignore, it renders their rep worthless.

Done the ignore thing - mod advice was the same.

Never done it before ... feel like a kid with a new toy! :p

Wolfnipplechips 26-07-2015 11:04 PM

Gluten free Nazis.

W Malling Eagle 26-07-2015 11:35 PM

Stephen Mulhearn. I want to smash the radio every time I hear his voice (but the kids insist on f***ing Heart FM)!

Salad_Burnet 27-07-2015 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by W Malling Eagle (Post 12491842)
Stephen Mulhearn. I want to smash the radio every time I hear his voice (but the kids insist on f***ing Heart FM)!

Heart FM is listened to by spurned fat women who enjoy wearing pink at weekend charity events and require radio that's sexually unthreatening and has male DJs that are immasculated and speak with lisps.

art malice 27-07-2015 12:14 AM

Chip Chapman

Hedgehog 27-07-2015 01:19 AM

Cars with tinted front window.

It's amazing how subconsciously you make eye contact with people at junctions, and how unnerving when you cannot do this.

Here anyway it is supposed to be illegal, but people do it anyway... how can places do it knowing it is illegal? The police apparently have to have cause to stop you before telling you to remove it. They cannot stop you specifically for having tinted front windows.

Worksop Palace 27-07-2015 06:43 AM

Booking a days holiday on a Monday and waking up at 6am and not being able to get back to sleep....

Gooders 27-07-2015 07:20 AM

Bummer.

Mind you I'm retired and I'm still up and about at 6am-ish most days.

Worksop Palace 27-07-2015 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12491916)
Bummer.

Mind you I'm retired and I'm still up and about at 6am-ish most days.

Retired at 55....

Jammy barstool !

Isle of Wight 27-07-2015 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12491926)
Retired at 55....

Jammy barstool !

He must have worked as a banker or in local government 😉

Nork1 27-07-2015 10:47 AM

Ordering stuff online, getting to the checkout then finding they haven't added VAT. Why?? I could understand if the site sells good overseas but if they're ONLY selling within the UK what is the ******* point? It's not as if they give you an option not to pay it.

Gooders 27-07-2015 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12491926)
Retired at 55....

Jammy barstool !

I quit 5 days before my birthday so that I could say I retired at 54. :)

Gooders 27-07-2015 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12492116)
Ordering stuff online, getting to the checkout then finding they haven't added VAT. Why?? I could understand if the site sells good overseas but if they're ONLY selling within the UK what is the ******* point? It's not as if they give you an option not to pay it.

Sounds like buying stuff in America, which is always 25% more expensive than you thought because they display prices without the myriad local and state taxes and whatnot added on. It's very irritating.

Nork1 27-07-2015 12:29 PM

...and add to that 'trade only' sites. All so secretive, **** you, stop wasting our time, you're not part of the exclusive 'trade' club so we won't even consider give you a price now go away. For ****s sake I'm not asking to take a ******* Bugatti for a test drive, I'm trying to buy some ******* doors. *****.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 27-07-2015 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12491943)
He must have worked as a banker or in local government ��

Maybe he's Greek.

Nelson Muntz 27-07-2015 12:33 PM

Operation Stack.

ExiledStirling 27-07-2015 12:34 PM

Johnny Vaughan.

Crap radio presenter, always cutting across what is being said because he is so desperate to furnish us with yet another one of his witticisms.

ExiledStirling 27-07-2015 12:43 PM

People who adhere to 20 mph speed zones outside schools at 9PM at night, by going 15 mph.

Do they not realise the fixed 20 mph signs are because the council cannot afford the electronic/flashing signs that allow for variable speed limits in the area.

The worst of these are those who take such pride in proving what careful and law abiding drivers they are, but apparently have no knowledge that their cars are fitted with indicators.

MAX 27-07-2015 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12492270)
Johnny Vaughan.

Crap radio presenter, always cutting across what is being said because he is so desperate to furnish us with yet another one of his witticisms.

Appalling geezer. Why is he given air time?

evvo111 27-07-2015 01:30 PM

Job interview questions such as these from Google:

How many petrol stations are there in the US?

Design an evacuation plan for San Francisco.

How many times a day does a clock’s hands overlap?

Why are manhole covers round?

How many degrees are there in the angle between the hour and minute hands of a clock when the time is a quarter past three?

You’re the captain of a pirate ship, and your crew gets to vote on how the gold is divided up. If fewer than half of the pirates agree with you, you die. How do you recommend apportioning the gold in such a way that you get a good share of the booty, but still survive?

How many piano tuners are there in the entire world?

I fear I could never get a job at Google as my answers would be either "wibble" or "who gives a sh*t?"

Sleeping Giant 27-07-2015 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12492270)
Johnny Vaughan.

Crap radio presenter, always cutting across what is being said because he is so desperate to furnish us with yet another one of his witticisms.

Didn't like him when he came on the scene doing some film review show because he was just loud and annoying. Have to say I find him refreshingly politically incorrect and bloody fun*y on the Saturday Warm Up. The stooges are there to support him don't worry about what they have to say.

Sleeping Giant 27-07-2015 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12492270)
Johnny Vaughan.

Crap radio presenter, always cutting across what is being said because he is so desperate to furnish us with yet another one of his witticisms.

Didn't like him when he came on the scene doing some film review show because he was just loud and annoying. Have to say I find him refreshingly politically incorrect and blo*dy funny on the Saturday Warm Up. The stooges are there to support him don't worry about what they have to say.

Isle of Wight 27-07-2015 03:05 PM

People that post the same thing twice ;)

CT_Palace 27-07-2015 04:44 PM

the use of the word "thick" instead of fat or over-weight.

Chocky 27-07-2015 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12492695)
the use of the word "thick" instead of fat or over-weight.

Whoever says that? Must be a sceptic term?

You ate all the pies, you ate all the pies
You thick bastard you thick bastard
You ate all the pies.

Chocky 27-07-2015 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12492534)
People that post the same thing twice ;)

Exactly. C*nts.

Chocky 27-07-2015 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12492534)
People that post the same thing twice ;)

Exactly. C*nts.

CT_Palace 27-07-2015 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12492719)
Whoever says that? Must be a sceptic term?

You ate all the pies, you ate all the pies
You thick bastard you thick bastard
You ate all the pies.

:D

Yes, may well be a sceptic term. See it over here too bloody often.

see: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-33646878 and the comment made by a reader

TopKnot 27-07-2015 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12492732)
:D

Yes, may well be a sceptic term. See it over here too bloody often.

see: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-33646878 and the comment made by a reader

I think it is a positive term for 'large', as in someone who is chunky but still attractive. I don't think the Americans know that it means 'stupid' over here.

stinky 27-07-2015 07:43 PM

Every radio advert.

Pistol Knight 27-07-2015 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12492962)
Every radio advert.

Averts

EFA

Wolfnipplechips 27-07-2015 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12492719)
Whoever says that? Must be a sceptic term?

You ate all the pies, you ate all the pies
You thick bastard you thick bastard
You ate all the pies.

People who don't know the difference between a sceptic and a septic. C****. :D

RobertCPFC 27-07-2015 10:13 PM

Facebook game requests

passion4palace 27-07-2015 10:16 PM

Not getting a response to Facebook game requests

passion4palace 27-07-2015 10:18 PM

Ah, defeated by next page :o

Edit: In fact, that's my thing that annoys ... when you're trying to write witty forum posts and you get put on a new page and it ruins it :sob:

spunky 27-07-2015 10:22 PM

People who come in and prefix their request with "can you just"

Always means they don't expect to have to pay for what they expect me to do to their bike

Wolfnipplechips 27-07-2015 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky (Post 12493168)
People who come in and prefix their request with "can you just"

Always means they don't expect to have to pay for what they expect me to do to their bike

Easily fixed mate. "Can you just wait whilst I work out a price?"

dweedman 27-07-2015 10:30 PM

Peter Mandelson. Wish I could shoot the prat.

Breaking rocks 28-07-2015 10:49 AM

Ordered a Dell laptop off their site yesterday with "will be dispatched in 2-4 working days" highlighted as an incentive to buy.

After payment i received an email stating delivery 10th August (14 days). Telephoned to query this and was told that it "will be dispatched in 2-4 working days" FROM CHINA and that it will take the following 10 days to get here.

Cute.

evvo111 28-07-2015 11:03 AM

The fact that when you pop your clogs you can have your wishes of what to do with your dosh overruled. If I was the deceased I would go all poltergeist on both the daughter and the judges until they changed their minds.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2...will-charities

elgin eagle 28-07-2015 11:51 AM

Seagulls, racist clerks, and gun laws.

Isle of Wight 28-07-2015 11:53 AM

Vodafone customer services

Little Fozzie 28-07-2015 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12492962)
Every radio advert.

Especially Vodafone's piece of shit beatboxing one. So irritating.

pallet 28-07-2015 02:04 PM

Airlines. So there is 5 of us and we have 3 suitcases but a 80kg allowance. Can we split the 80kg across the three cases? Of course you cant!!! Instead take 5 cases!!! Why??????:veryangry

ozzieEagle 28-07-2015 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12494035)
Airlines. So there is 5 of us and we have 3 suitcases but a 80kg allowance. Can we split the 80kg across the three cases? Of course you cant!!! Instead take 5 cases!!! Why??????:veryangry

I think ive got an answer for this one.....we have a 16kg weight limit for health and safety reasons at aus post....resch that limit and your supposed to get someone to assist in carrying...breach that assist rule and incurr an injury and you'll have trouble getting workers comp...it may not be the answer in this case...different countries have different work guidlines.

Hector 28-07-2015 03:11 PM

Health Nazis....I've got low Cholesterol so I'm thinking great but oh no there 2 types and the 'good' type isn't low enough......slags.

Gooders 28-07-2015 03:15 PM

Full kit cyclists.

Well, pretty much all cyclists actually - but especially full kit ones.

stinky 28-07-2015 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12494129)
Full kit cyclists.

Well, pretty much all cyclists actually - but especially full kit ones.

Try riding a road bike without lycra and come back to me on that one.

Isle of Wight 28-07-2015 03:48 PM

Itunes and Apples "we know best attitude" along with other software companies that make things so "simple and elegant" you cant find how to do things that you previously pressed a button to do.

I dont want to follow Lady Gaga, I don't want to listen to Mr Beats latest tunes, I JUST WANT TO LISTEN TO MY MUSIC OR WATCH A FILM VIA A STREAM FROM MY MAC

MasterYoda 28-07-2015 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12494129)
Full kit cyclists.

Well, pretty much all cyclists actually - but especially full kit ones.

Disagree apart from anyone wearing a full sky kit.

Or a polkadot jersey actually.

spunky 28-07-2015 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12494129)
Full kit cyclists.

Well, pretty much all cyclists actually - but especially full kit ones.

So this would make you really angry? :p

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...7f&oe=5644CF3D

Gooders 28-07-2015 03:57 PM

Well yeah that's pretty bad - although what triggered the comment was all the 40 or 50-somethings I see here in leafy Berkshire in fluorescent red/yellow gear - they think they're in the Tour de feckin' France, I'm sure.

You're not fooling anyone though guys - all that lycra is completely unnecessary - admit it, you're just a bit weird.

art malice 28-07-2015 04:10 PM

Able-bodied drivers who turn the steering wheel really fast with their palms


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