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civil eagle 05-09-2015 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12567038)
And I bet the wankers are talking loudly at each other not listening to what anyone else is saying. Or if they are they are talking the most utter shit.

The worst bit is they've not offered me any

pumaspalace 05-09-2015 07:02 PM

Steve Smith. As if his face wasn't annoying and punchable enough, his arrogant and ignorant personality makes him my most hated cricketer. Grr.

Jim Cannon 05-09-2015 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12567000)
Mrs A has chosen the sofa she wants.

It 7,500.

Seven grand for a ******* sofa.

Seven grand.

I'm still in shock.

You only have yourself to blame for allowing her to choose

Nork1 05-09-2015 07:05 PM

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!! For ****'s sake it's 'up front'... where the **** has this 'up top' nonsense come from???

GorBlimey 05-09-2015 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12567136)
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!! For ****'s sake it's 'up front'... where the **** has this 'up top' nonsense come from???

Holds up the ball... WTF, he's a footballer not fecking Dick Turpin.

SA Eagle 05-09-2015 08:31 PM

The fact that a group of failing 'celebrities' trying to dance is considered prime time TV on a Saturday evening.

moverman 06-09-2015 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12567000)
Mrs A has chosen the sofa she wants.

It 7,500.

Seven grand for a ******* sofa.

Seven grand.

I'm still in shock.

Anyone who pays 7k for a sofa needs their head testing or hasn't seen how easily they're made.

moverman 06-09-2015 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ammiller (Post 12565553)
The Irish.

..or people born in Thornton Heath and Norbury and think they're Irish..:hi:

moverman 06-09-2015 03:01 AM

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KYLIE MINEAGLE 06-09-2015 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12567120)
It's easy. Leave Facebook. There is no need for it apart from f*cking c*nts.

Chocky man speak with tongue that is not forked.

GorBlimey 06-09-2015 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moverman (Post 12567501)
.

People who leave dots because their brain ran out of steam.

moverman 06-09-2015 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12567529)
People who leave dots because their brain ran out of steam.

People who have a user name thinking they're cockney when they aint.

moverman 06-09-2015 11:57 PM

The LCBO closing at 4pm on sunday.

GorBlimey 07-09-2015 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moverman (Post 12568630)
People who have a user name thinking they're cockney when they aint.

People who don't get irony.

PhuketEagle 07-09-2015 07:19 AM

Weathermen speaking (& sometimes looking) like robots on TV. No-one REALLY talks like that do they?

PhuketEagle 07-09-2015 07:22 AM

Latest refugee 'crisis' progress reports cited as 'news'. Sing: "How long, has this been going on?" Yawn....more to follow....

For Paranoias 07-09-2015 01:32 PM

James O'Brien on LBC.

Lefty dickhead totally obsessed with racism and immigration.

Chris K 07-09-2015 01:35 PM

"Open Letters"

Stop your bloody attention seeking and just write to the person direct

Little Fozzie 07-09-2015 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12569137)
"Open Letters"

Stop your bloody attention seeking and just write to the person direct

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ExiledStirling 07-09-2015 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12569137)
"Open Letters"

Stop your bloody attention seeking and just write to the person direct

Surely you should have sent this as an email?

T at the Palace 07-09-2015 02:01 PM

People who walk in front of perfectly good stairs to then walk down the escalator, mainly at train station entrances at rush hour

CT_Palace 07-09-2015 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12569163)
Surely you should have sent this as an email?

:D

TopKnot 07-09-2015 03:08 PM

wankers who park their cars 75% on the pavement, leaving a gap of about 1 foot for pedestrians to squeeze through. If you get a keying dont be surprised.

ExiledStirling 07-09-2015 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 12569275)
wankers who park their cars 75% on the pavement, leaving a gap of about 1 foot for pedestrians to squeeze through. If you get a keying dont be surprised.

....and those that park across two spaces

pallet 07-09-2015 03:26 PM

Fat people who cant fit through a gap of 1ft:D:hi:

elgin eagle 07-09-2015 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12569306)
Fat people who cant fit through a gap of 1ft:D:hi:

You talking about the whitehorse turnstiles? They seem to get narrower year by year :)

elgin eagle 07-09-2015 03:29 PM

Working for 9 days in a row again.

SA Eagle 07-09-2015 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12568644)
People who don't get irony.

People who 'think' they get irony

stinky 07-09-2015 03:56 PM

'Ironic' by Alanis Morissette.

For Paranoias 07-09-2015 04:42 PM

Whistling.

Nork1 07-09-2015 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12569128)
James O'Brien on LBC.

Lefty dickhead totally obsessed with racism and immigration.

Most of the callers and pretty much every presenter other than James O'Brien on LBC.

Right wing scaremongering bigots obsessed with Muslims, asylum seekers and immigration.

ChiswickEagle 07-09-2015 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 12569275)
wankers who park their cars 75% on the pavement, leaving a gap of about 1 foot for pedestrians to squeeze through. If you get a keying dont be surprised.

Anyone who keys a car whatever the circumstances.

civil eagle 07-09-2015 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 12569494)
Anyone who keys a car whatever the circumstances.

If my neighbour parks across my drive again I'm going to do a bit more than key his 4by4 monstrosity

Selhurst Celtic 07-09-2015 05:42 PM

Keying a car is out of order. But if they do park across your drive then smashing a window and releasing the handbrake to move the car is completely acceptable.

YASSA the PALACETINIAN 07-09-2015 05:49 PM

Premier league wages.
100/150 per week to things with stupid hairstyles who can't control a ball, pass to a team mate consistently, keep possession or shoot within 5 yds of the target.
Earning 4 times more in a week than the average supporter earns in a year.

Chris K 07-09-2015 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12569163)
Surely you should have sent this as an email?

A fair point :p

Chocky 07-09-2015 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YASSA the PALACETINIAN (Post 12569525)
Premier league wages.
100/150 per week to things with stupid hairstyles who can't control a ball, pass to a team mate consistently, keep possession or shoot within 5 yds of the target.
Earning 4 times more in a week than the average supporter earns in a year.

Jerome was and still isn't on that sort of money. Oh you mean that spic twat Costa that Delaney owned!

chrisophiex 07-09-2015 07:46 PM

People who just stop when they exit a shop. Probably having a little think about something .... Bless .


People who write Bless.

GorBlimey 07-09-2015 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12569349)
People who 'think' they get irony

People who "think" that people who get irony don't.

Aguila Lakes 07-09-2015 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12569312)
Working for 9 days in a row again.

My eyesight is getting worse, I thought you said w*nking for 9 days in a row, would have been an all time record!

My beef at the mo is Easyjet. Since they've started seat allocation, every flight I take is a nightmare. I don't understand why people take so long to find their seats, and then many end up in the wrong row, or find the overhead lockers full and disappear half way down the plane to find space for their oversize cabin luggage.

I fly weekly with them and I can't remember the last time we ever left on schedule, not helped by the fact that dozens of cabin bags seem to get shoved in the hold anyway.

Now they're allowing 2 pieces of hand luggage, it's got even worse. Some people take the p**s

Supa Pard 07-09-2015 08:38 PM

Mobile phone voicemail....'after you have finished your message, hang up.'

Um...ok.

chrisophiex 07-09-2015 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aguila Lakes (Post 12569713)
My eyesight is getting worse, I thought you said w*nking for 9 days in a row, would have been an all time record!


Speak for yourself ! Try looking at the Man U forums , they're on it 365 days a year.

justjuice 07-09-2015 08:43 PM

PC World

Jim Cannon 07-09-2015 08:54 PM

the bloke at the bank who told me on the phone that I would have to sign the letter I need to send. No shit mate thanks for your help.

Stavros 69 07-09-2015 09:18 PM

Women on their phones in the lift.
Then when they arrive at their floor act shocked when the doors close because they haven't got out after 10 secs.
Then half way out of the door look back at their phones.

For Paranoias 07-09-2015 09:52 PM

'Bro'

Worksop Palace 07-09-2015 09:53 PM

Bruv

KYLIE MINEAGLE 07-09-2015 11:37 PM

Fvkwits over here who still can't drive round a roundabout. This is not France you don't stop half way round . Twats. Dunno know why I'm posting this. Not like anybody is going to read it and say , ah that's me.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 08-09-2015 10:41 AM

The noise that luggage wheels make and the fact that most bags that are being rolled along are of a size and weight that I could pick up on the end of my cock! Lazy bastards.

EagleSE24 08-09-2015 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12570355)
The noise that luggage wheels make and the fact that most bags that are being rolled along are of a size and weight that I could pick up on the end of my cock! Lazy bastards.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...1b0d02d53f.jpg

WLYWLYAWYPWF 08-09-2015 12:20 PM

C*NTS (cap lock accentuation required) who walk around with earlobes that look like f*cking Calamari.

Oddjob 08-09-2015 12:36 PM

Emailing Games 'customer service' address as can't get thru on the phone and their guarantee that they will get back within 7 (SEVEN!) days............

Jukesy 08-09-2015 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12569905)
Bruv

Cuz

Oddjob 08-09-2015 01:48 PM

Constant requests for sponsorship, I had a day off and came back to 3 recently, granted I work in a big company but its getting out of hand, they all contain the same old gumph about how everyone knows they arent athletic but are gonna give it a go and anything you can give etc.......

Also sponsorship used to be solely about marathons and long swims (unless you were a kid) and now it appears that as the permittable distances to be sponsored for decreases the requests increase !

Nork1 08-09-2015 04:57 PM

B&Q for selling utterly useless ******* shit and repeatedly wasting my ******* time having to ******* take it back.

Myself for using B&Q.

ExiledStirling 08-09-2015 10:53 PM

Going to bed and realising you forgot to fit the fit duvet cover earlier in the day :veryangry

GorBlimey 08-09-2015 11:08 PM

Keeping something because it "might come in useful" only to end up taking tons of crap down the dump that you've been storing for years.

elgin eagle 08-09-2015 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12571385)
Keeping something because it "might come in useful" only to end up taking tons of crap down the dump that you've been storing for years.

This. Currently you can hardly get into the lounge for boxes as we try to get ready to move. I haven't needed to go into them, we are managing fine with what isnt packed. The shed is also full and theres stuff under the trampoline. There should be some place where you can leave all this stuff and people can just take it as and when they need it. Its pointless dumping it and not cost effective to drag it all home again after a car boot sale.

GorBlimey 08-09-2015 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12571392)
This. Currently you can hardly get into the lounge for boxes as we try to get ready to move. I haven't needed to go into them, we are managing fine with what isnt packed. The shed is also full and theres stuff under the trampoline. There should be some place where you can leave all this stuff and people can just take it as and when they need it. Its pointless dumping it and not cost effective to drag it all home again after a car boot sale.

Freecycle:

http://uk.freecycle.org/


I've got rid of loads of stuff that would have broken my heart to just throw away.

elgin eagle 08-09-2015 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12571399)
Freecycle:

http://uk.freecycle.org/


I've got rid of loads of stuff that would have broken my heart to just throw away.

I might have a look at that. Will probably add to the clutter in some other hoarders house, but at least we wont have to look at it all.

CT_Palace 08-09-2015 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12571392)
This. Currently you can hardly get into the lounge for boxes as we try to get ready to move. I haven't needed to go into them, we are managing fine with what isnt packed. The shed is also full and theres stuff under the trampoline. There should be some place where you can leave all this stuff and people can just take it as and when they need it. Its pointless dumping it and not cost effective to drag it all home again after a car boot sale.

Have to say the US tradition of yard sales really is a sensible idea. Not that they do it with any sense of not wanting to waste, I'm sure they get rid of stuff just to create space to go out and buy more stuff.

elgin eagle 08-09-2015 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12571407)
Have to say the US tradition of yard sales really is a sensible idea. Not that they do it with any sense of not wanting to waste, I'm sure they get rid of stuff just to create space to go out and buy more stuff.

I'm sure its not healthy to have so much crap everywhere. I did need a hole punch the other day, but the chances of finding it in all these boxes is small to none. Easier to go buy another one :)

GorBlimey 08-09-2015 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12571406)
I might have a look at that. Will probably add to the clutter in some other hoarders house, but at least we wont have to look at it all.

You'd be surprised what people are happy to come and collect and I really find it painful to contemplate throwing away something if someone else can use it.

I've got rid of loads of old paint of different colours in half empty tins. I thought it would have to be trashed but some bloke picked it up and was going to mix it all together and use as an undercoat in a cellar.

Breaking rocks 09-09-2015 10:18 AM

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Breaking rocks 09-09-2015 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12571409)
You'd be surprised what people are happy to come and collect and I really find it painful to contemplate throwing away something if someone else can use it.

I've got rid of loads of old paint of different colours in half empty tins. I thought it would have to be trashed but some bloke picked it up and was going to mix it all together and use as an undercoat in a cellar.

Probably a pyschopath preparing a dungeon for his next victim.

elgin eagle 09-09-2015 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12571727)
Probably a pyschopath preparing a dungeon for his next victim.

:)

I was going to ask if his surname was west. Half the stuff under the trampoline is diy related and totally worthless. Quite loathe to throw away nails and screws though.

elgin eagle 09-09-2015 11:12 AM

Selling the sofa bed then watching the dog puke on it.

CT_Palace 09-09-2015 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12571814)
Selling the sofa bed then watching the dog puke on it.

:D

Just take it all down the tip and have done with it elgin.

DocSavage 09-09-2015 12:08 PM

The queen and the "royal family" annoy me

Nork1 09-09-2015 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocSavage (Post 12571885)
The queen and the "royal family" annoy me

...and the nauseating sycophantic reverence by seemingly normal rational people that accompanies them.

elgin eagle 09-09-2015 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12571843)
:D

Just take it all down the tip and have done with it elgin.

Too late i've sold the bastard on ebay. Not for 7 and a half grand though sadly. 'Couple of small marks on one of the seats' should now read 'couple of small marks on one of the seats and a big feck off damp smear stain on the other one, smelling slightly iffy'.

art malice 09-09-2015 12:53 PM

The coffee place called ****OFFEE on Bermondsey Street.

DocSavage 09-09-2015 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12571902)
...and the nauseating sycophantic reverence by seemingly normal rational people that accompanies them.

That Sir is beyond annoyance and understanding

BERT'S HEAD 09-09-2015 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocSavage (Post 12571885)
The queen and the "royal family" annoy me

Then you would have enjoyed the graffiti writ large on a wall opposite my office on busy High Holborn that was there for years: "The royals are boils on the bum of the nation."

mte103 09-09-2015 02:00 PM

That 'Rooney penalty kick' and/or pause some people do at the bottom of escalators to fit neatly onto a step: presumably to prevent their legs from being brutally scythed in half, or something.

danpalace07 09-09-2015 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12571902)
...and the nauseating sycophantic reverence by seemingly normal rational people that accompanies them.

I just don't get why normal folk give a shit about them, let alone defend the idea of a monarchy in 2015.

ChiswickEagle 09-09-2015 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12571902)
...and the nauseating sycophantic reverence by seemingly normal rational people that accompanies them.

Good thing no-one on here puts footballers on a pedestal...

CT_Palace 09-09-2015 04:20 PM

Marketing emails.
Especially those that make it sound like I know who is sending them, or that we have been communicating for a while.
I received this one today


Quote:

It’s Justin Beegel. I wanted to check in with you and share an Infographic with you.... blah blah blah


Oh hi Justin. Is that the Justin Beegel, or just the complete twat who can shove his ******* infographic up his smarmy arse? Infographic? You mean advert don't you? ****.

btw, Justin signs off his email as, Justin Beegel, President.
Hmmm... a president sending out cold-call emails. You must be running a very successful business Justin. **** off!

Chocky 09-09-2015 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12572269)
Marketing emails.
Especially those that make it sound like I know who is sending them, or that we have been communicating for a while.
I received this one today




Oh hi Justin. Is that the Justin Beegel, or just the complete twat who can shove his ******* infographic up his smarmy arse? Infographic? You mean advert don't you? ****.

btw, Justin signs off his email as, Justin Beegel, President.
Hmmm... a president sending out cold-call emails. You must be running a very successful business Justin. **** off!

Hi (no name),

I stumbled across your website....

Did you, did you really? Didn't fall and smash your head did you, you pig's bastard?

Chocky 09-09-2015 04:57 PM

Hi again,

Was looking forward to your response to my email the other day and haven't received a reply....

BECAUSE YOU'RE A PIG'S BASTARD ROBOT

Maidstoned Eagle 09-09-2015 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12572328)
Hi (no name),

I stumbled across your website....

Did you, did you really? Didn't fall and smash your head did you, you pig's bastard?

I got one of those..."I havent got a ******* website you myopic goon"

dweedman 09-09-2015 05:27 PM

Me expecting about three parcels in the mail, all on royal mail first class, and it taking longer than two days. I don't think my delivery man has even turned up today, let alone with my parcels.

GorBlimey 09-09-2015 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12572148)
I just don't get why normal folk give a shit about them, let alone defend the idea of a monarchy in 2015.

Because otherwise we'd have a Presidential Head of State and the idea of a person like Tony Blair and first Lady Cherie Blair ceremonially representing our country is nauseating.

elgin eagle 09-09-2015 08:18 PM

Being denied the right to vote by fair means or foul.

in-exile 09-09-2015 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12572148)
I just don't get why normal folk give a shit about them, let alone defend the idea of a monarchy in 2015.

100% this.

congress 09-09-2015 08:55 PM

Great British Bake off.A crap tv show put on prime tv when it should be on at 10.30 in the week.People talking about cakes.It doesn't even show you how they make them.The contestants even cry when they get it wrong and when they get praised.

Its a F$$$$ng Cake !!

GorBlimey 09-09-2015 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by congress (Post 12572606)
Great British Bake off.A crap tv show put on prime tv when it should be on at 10.30 in the week.People talking about cakes.It doesn't even show you how they make them.The contestants even cry when they get it wrong and when they get praised.

Its a F$$$$ng Cake !!

Bet you're being forced to watch it right now!

pallet 09-09-2015 09:34 PM

My wife and children thinking they are all trainee lighthouse keepers, turn the bloody lights off.
Also having the battle of the thermostat already.

danpalace07 09-09-2015 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12572436)
Because otherwise we'd have a Presidential Head of State and the idea of a person like Tony Blair and first Lady Cherie Blair ceremonially representing our country is nauseating.

Why do people always bring up Bliar when talking about a British president? Can't see many voting for him.

GorBlimey 10-09-2015 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12572703)
Why do people always bring up Bliar when talking about a British president? Can't see many voting for him.

OK, Kinnock then.

Whoever stood for such a role would be a washed-up politician or a Z-list celebrity, most of the country wouldn't bother to vote and within six months there would be calls for the restoration of the monarchy.

Right now the monarchy has a 70% approval rating so anti-monarchists would be better off finding something else to get their collective knickers in a twist about.

StonePenge 10-09-2015 12:35 AM

People getting off burning planes with their carry-ons.

Chocky 10-09-2015 01:07 PM

That bug eyed prick presenter of Dragon's Den who has to say a stupid pun in every sentence in his voice over during every pitch. STFU or join the BBS.

pallet 10-09-2015 01:12 PM

BMW aaagghhh

elgin eagle 10-09-2015 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12572662)
My wife and children thinking they are all trainee lighthouse keepers, turn the bloody lights off.
Also having the battle of the thermostat already.

Have had the same battle for years. Now taken the rather radical step of purchasing a highly insulated new build house with led lights in it. However, am expecting to be outflanked by them leaving all the bloody windows open and turning on every electrical appliance ever made.

stinky 10-09-2015 01:45 PM

Xmas.

And not the time of year.

People typing or writing 'Xmas' instead of 'Christmas'.

elgin eagle 10-09-2015 01:50 PM

Good shout stink.

dweedman 10-09-2015 01:52 PM

Xmas doesn't bother me much. The fact that it seems to start in October does.

danpalace07 10-09-2015 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12573352)
Xmas.

And not the time of year.

People typing or writing 'Xmas' instead of 'Christmas'.

let us be lazy, we all know what it means

ExiledStirling 10-09-2015 03:29 PM

Playing a game of five a side and being the last player picked :grrr: :(:sob:

Nork1 10-09-2015 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12573352)
Xmas.

And not the time of year.

People typing or writing 'Xmas' instead of 'Christmas'.

Is 'Consumer *****est' acceptable?


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