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cappuccinoeagle 25-12-2015 10:23 AM

Turning on Sky News and seeing Kay Burley -swiftly moved on!

ExiledStirling 25-12-2015 11:16 AM

Mayo and Kermode.

Wolfnipplechips 25-12-2015 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12721430)
Mayo and Kermode.

Smug self congrarulatory wankers.

ExiledStirling 25-12-2015 11:36 AM

Chinese take aways in Alloa being so busy on Christmas eve, to the point that one even stopped taking orders at 8PM I had to make do with an McDonalds last night instead of waiting over an hour and half for a delivery :(

chav_hater 25-12-2015 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12721445)
Chinese take aways in Alloa being so busy on Christmas eve, to the point that one even stopped taking orders at 8PM I had to make do with an McDonalds last night instead of waiting over an hour and half for a delivery :(

Oh well, at least McDonald's can't forget the rice ;)

ExiledStirling 25-12-2015 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 12721454)
Oh well, at least McDonald's can't forget the rice ;)

Great memory :)

westsussexeagle 26-12-2015 08:36 PM

Jake Humphries. Is there a more pointless individual in the whole of Sport broadcasting err Robbie Savage apart?

CT_Palace 26-12-2015 08:57 PM

the fact that as soon as I get me hands wet in the sink I get an itchy nose

Breaking rocks 26-12-2015 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12723663)
the fact that as soon as I get me hands wet in the sink I get an itchy nose

It's the same with my cock.

CT_Palace 26-12-2015 09:35 PM

You dip your cock in the sink?

civil eagle 26-12-2015 09:39 PM

People on here who don't understand where we've come from as a club and act like Spurs fans assuming we should just win every game esp against so called smaller teams

Breaking rocks 26-12-2015 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12723735)
You dip your cock in the sink?

Yes. Needs at least a foot.

chrisophiex 27-12-2015 12:28 AM

Ben Fogle

civil eagle 27-12-2015 03:44 AM

Me sometimes esp when I've had a few drinks

viking's no1 27-12-2015 07:11 AM

Having been bought an article of clothing for Xmas, realising that it is probably 2 sizes too small, and then when questioned, the giver of the present said that the shop didn't have my size. No receipt. Utterly pointless.

elgin eagle 27-12-2015 07:47 AM

hotukdeals.com

Too bloody tempting

Chocky 27-12-2015 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry Bassett (Post 12721101)
So called celebrities should all sent to Outer Mongolia on an everlasting world tour and as Its Christmas I considered not mentioning Keith effing Lemon and for good measure can I just chuck in James Corden---what is it with these people? are they supposed to make me or any other miserable sod laugh!

Miranda Hart
"etc etc
ad infinite bleedin nitum... add crap names of your choice.

Happy bloody Christmas

All the same types of tosser 'celebrities' who sit and voice their options on TV shows or whatever. I don't mind the actual people involved in the making of the shows talking about it, that makes it more interesting but who gives a shit what James fat arsed Corden thinks or Rachel f*cking Riley? Self important bitch. She's just a very clever mathematician who works on a shit game show for old aged bastards. And 'supports' The Wankers.

I suppose if she reads the BBS, sees this and something else I posted about her a couple of weeks ago that's my chances of a shag gone.

But Keith Lemon, love him or hate him isn't an actual person, just a made up character.

Sick Bucket 27-12-2015 01:33 PM

My brother. The selfish fat ****

Pat of the Palace 27-12-2015 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 12724606)
My brother. The selfish fat ****

Eh? Not very Christmassy.

little al 27-12-2015 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12724592)
All the same types of tosser 'celebrities' who sit and voice their options on TV shows or whatever. I don't mind the actual people involved in the making of the shows talking about it, that makes it more interesting but who gives a shit what James fat arsed Corden thinks or Rachel f*cking Riley? Self important bitch. She's just a very clever mathematician who works on a shit game show for old aged bastards. And 'supports' The Wankers.

I suppose if she reads the BBS, sees this and something else I posted about her a couple of weeks ago that's my chances of a shag gone.

But Keith Lemon, love him or hate him isn't an actual person, just a made up character.

I'd forgive Rachel Riley for being a wanker, or even watch her wank, if I got a chance of sticking my cock up her bottom.

Chocky 27-12-2015 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 12724686)
Eh? Not very Christmassy.

Christmas is over. OVER. No more bastard child brussel sprout advert on every ad break.

Salad_Burnet 27-12-2015 03:00 PM

People questioning whether you're a proper palace fan or not. I see it more and more these days, and it happened yesterday in the pub during the Bournemouth game. It's the same crap you had to put up with in the school playground in 1990. I'm not going to start protesting too much just because other palace fans are paranoid. And who gives a shit anyway? And why would palace's current position attract new fans anyway: it's sixth position, not a bloody FA cup final. All Palace's new success has done is make it more physically uncomfortable to watch them - craning one's head in the pub or standing on tip-toe on the Arthur Waite. I doubt it's something your average scallywag or glory-hunter is going to be that attracted to. So why the paranoia? Honestly, people must look at the championship years like it was some sort of penance.

mroakley9 28-12-2015 01:56 AM

Players in any sport wearing number 23

Biggineagle 28-12-2015 02:13 AM

Stalkers.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 28-12-2015 02:17 AM

The fact that Christmas Day barely feels any different from all the other bank holidays now. It used to have such a special feel but like a lot of other things it has definitely gone down the shitter. Such a shame.

Hibernator 28-12-2015 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 12724777)
People questioning whether you're a proper palace fan or not. I see it more and more these days, and it happened yesterday in the pub during the Bournemouth game. It's the same crap you had to put up with in the school playground in 1990. I'm not going to start protesting too much just because other palace fans are paranoid. And who gives a shit anyway? And why would palace's current position attract new fans anyway: it's sixth position, not a bloody FA cup final. All Palace's new success has done is make it more physically uncomfortable to watch them - craning one's head in the pub or standing on tip-toe on the Arthur Waite. I doubt it's something your average scallywag or glory-hunter is going to be that attracted to. So why the paranoia? Honestly, people must look at the championship years like it was some sort of penance.

People who pretend to be Palace fans but when you read between the lines, you realise - they haven't got a clue.:rolleyes:

PhuketEagle 28-12-2015 06:13 AM

Ant & Dec....

dweedman 28-12-2015 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 12724777)
People questioning whether you're a proper palace fan or not. I see it more and more these days, and it happened yesterday in the pub during the Bournemouth game. It's the same crap you had to put up with in the school playground in 1990. I'm not going to start protesting too much just because other palace fans are paranoid. And who gives a shit anyway? And why would palace's current position attract new fans anyway: it's sixth position, not a bloody FA cup final. All Palace's new success has done is make it more physically uncomfortable to watch them - craning one's head in the pub or standing on tip-toe on the Arthur Waite. I doubt it's something your average scallywag or glory-hunter is going to be that attracted to. So why the paranoia? Honestly, people must look at the championship years like it was some sort of penance.

Bit of an odd game to be questioning the loyalty of your fellow fans, considering how many loyalty points one needed to get tickets for the game.

N Herts Eagle 28-12-2015 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 12724777)
People questioning whether you're a proper palace fan or not. I see it more and more these days, and it happened yesterday in the pub during the Bournemouth game. It's the same crap you had to put up with in the school playground in 1990. I'm not going to start protesting too much just because other palace fans are paranoid. And who gives a shit anyway? And why would palace's current position attract new fans anyway: it's sixth position, not a bloody FA cup final. All Palace's new success has done is make it more physically uncomfortable to watch them - craning one's head in the pub or standing on tip-toe on the Arthur Waite. I doubt it's something your average scallywag or glory-hunter is going to be that attracted to. So why the paranoia? Honestly, people must look at the championship years like it was some sort of penance.

Would a proper Palace fan know how to spell the name of one of our greatest chairman for instance.

pallet 28-12-2015 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12725505)
The fact that Christmas Day barely feels any different from all the other bank holidays now. It used to have such a special feel but like a lot of other things it has definitely gone down the shitter. Such a shame.

Is that an age think do you think?

art malice 28-12-2015 09:40 AM

Drivers who cut you up in a desperate bid to overtake you then get their phone out at the next red light and don't notice it's gone green

Danny1 28-12-2015 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12719912)
This is winding me up and I have mentioned it elsewhere, but it needs to go in here.

We are not "equal 4th". Suddenly we are near the top of the table and GD doesn't count anymore. In 1993, we got relegated on GD, we were not deemed to be "equal" with Oldham were we, and if this season was to end now, would we get a Champions League place? No we would not. Just stop it.

Excellent point.

Pistol Knight 28-12-2015 07:32 PM

PATRICK BAMFORDS HAIR

biggus mickus 28-12-2015 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 12727365)
PATRICK BAMFORDS HAIR

Merry thingy Barry. Off topic I know, but f v c k it. :hi:

CT_Palace 28-12-2015 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 12727365)
PATRICK BAMFORDS HAIR

on his last day with us? Give him a good send off ay?

See you next weekend in the Pawsons Barry?

biggus mickus 28-12-2015 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12724701)
Christmas is over. OVER. No more bastard child brussel sprout advert on every ad break.

I would slap that little cow. Eat ya sprouts ya basa.

Pistol Knight 29-12-2015 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 12727461)
Merry thingy Barry. Off topic I know, but f v c k it. :hi:

And to you & Mitch & a happy new thingy as well :p:hi:

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12727508)
See you next weekend in the Pawsons Barry?

Yes mate Paul told me yesterday you were over

switchboard 29-12-2015 01:47 PM

TV, I put the tv on for the first time over Christmas and sat there and watched an hour of 'Britain's most expensive food' and about 15 minutes of gogglebox and was ready to cut my wrists, no wonder I just don't ever turn it on any more. To think people sit and watch that shit night after night, it is no wonder we are a depressed nation.

danpalace07 29-12-2015 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12725495)
Players in any sport wearing number 23

poor Pape :(

art malice 29-12-2015 02:20 PM

People saying 'taking some fluids on board'.

Worksop Palace 29-12-2015 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12728961)
People saying 'taking some fluids on board'.

Only acceptable whilst standing in the boozer

pallet 29-12-2015 03:29 PM

Two from me:
People who go out in public in their pyjamas, grow up.
Also my wife, having a go at me for losing the cat, making me then go around the garden calling for it, for it to be asleep in the spare room all the time.

Chocky 29-12-2015 03:48 PM

Cats. F*ck off.

pallet 29-12-2015 04:25 PM

The cat in question

http://i.imgur.com/zrL3oPX.jpg

Moody barstard

Worksop Palace 29-12-2015 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12729151)
The cat in question

http://i.imgur.com/zrL3oPX.jpg

Moody barstard

That's EXACTLY how I imagined Dave looks just before he closes another thread

evvo111 29-12-2015 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12729072)
Two from me:
People who go out in public in their pyjamas, grow up.
Also my wife, having a go at me for losing the cat, making me then go around the garden calling for it, for it to be asleep in the spare room all the time.

https://i.imgflip.com/wip2n.jpg

Chocky 29-12-2015 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12729151)
The cat in question

http://i.imgur.com/zrL3oPX.jpg

Moody barstard

Do cats have Downs Syndrome?

pallet 29-12-2015 05:00 PM

Its a Persian.

Chocky 29-12-2015 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12729195)
Its a Persian.

Not Mogolian then.

Maz 29-12-2015 05:03 PM

A terrorist cat?

Adlerhorst 29-12-2015 05:07 PM

It appears to have a duster for a tail

FWIW my cats have been misbehaving today

GorBlimey 29-12-2015 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12729195)
Its a Persian.

Did it get into an argument with a hedge trimmer?

art malice 29-12-2015 05:08 PM

He'd look great with a monocle

Adlerhorst 29-12-2015 05:12 PM

Here are mine pretending to look guilty

http://i.imgur.com/Tlx3C0V.jpg

Breaking rocks 29-12-2015 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12729208)
He'd look great with a monocle

:D He actually would!

Breaking rocks 29-12-2015 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12729151)
The cat in question

http://i.imgur.com/zrL3oPX.jpg

Moody barstard

http://i.imgur.com/roferZI.jpg

Phil's Barber 29-12-2015 05:41 PM

I've found Pallet's cat taking a ride on Gerry Francis.

http://www.qpr.co.uk/cms_images/gerr...03_478x359.jpg

DocSavage 29-12-2015 05:49 PM

blue jeans :)

jobiinthelastmi 29-12-2015 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12729151)
The cat in question

http://i.imgur.com/zrL3oPX.jpg

Moody barstard

Sorry but that is the strangest looking cat I've ever seen

jobiinthelastmi 29-12-2015 05:57 PM

People with stupid looking cats

pallet 29-12-2015 06:24 PM

He had a lion cut, he is normally just a great big hair ball.

Fatboy 29-12-2015 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12724701)
Christmas is over. OVER. No more bastard child brussel sprout advert on every ad break.

Sorry to tell you its not. Ever heard of the song 'Twelve days of Christmas'

We are currently on Day 5

(Eyedee WILL be pleased)

Fatboy 29-12-2015 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12729151)
The cat in question

http://i.imgur.com/zrL3oPX.jpg

Moody barstard

If I had a cat and it looked like that - I wouldn't let it out either....

Reps AJ 29-12-2015 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12729151)
The cat in question

http://i.imgur.com/zrL3oPX.jpg

Moody barstard

If I looked like that I'd be hiding in the spare room too

Fatboy 29-12-2015 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12729206)
Did it get into an argument with a hedge trimmer?

This man got hold of him.
http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/DV2qiOeUT9E/0.jpg

Pat of the Palace 29-12-2015 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12725752)
Drivers who cut you up in a desperate bid to overtake you then get their phone out at the next red light and don't notice it's gone green

Prolly ringing their mates, laughing at you and ting, innit. ;)

Yoda 29-12-2015 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12729323)
He had a lion cut, he is normally just a great big hair ball.

No wonder he's moody with you.

elgin eagle 29-12-2015 07:25 PM

Not knowing what day it is.

mushroom 29-12-2015 08:34 PM

My sister buying my daughter a iPhone case for Christmas and letting her open it on the 23rd. Thus spoiling the surprise that we had got her a iPhone for Christmas.

catty 29-12-2015 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12729151)
The cat in question

http://i.imgur.com/zrL3oPX.jpg

Moody barstard

Gorgeous. Ours had to have that haircut once.

in-exile 29-12-2015 09:15 PM

http://nyti.ms/1kkwUcv. The Killing of Farkhunda....more than annoyed.... Sickened!

mushroom 29-12-2015 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12729569)
http://nyti.ms/1kkwUcv. The Killing of Farkhunda....more than annoyed.... Sickened!

Beyond evil. I can comprehend one or two people being mentalists, but there were a few hundred there. What a ****ed up society.
RIP Farkhunda

Dorking .Eagle 29-12-2015 09:42 PM

Cinema trailers. I just want to see the film I have paid for.

Twiggy 29-12-2015 09:48 PM

... Patrick Bamford...

Jim Cannon 29-12-2015 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12729212)
Here are mine pretending to look guilty

http://i.imgur.com/Tlx3C0V.jpg

Jesus man, I possess their doubles

CT_Palace 30-12-2015 01:18 AM

I'm going to take a stab in the dark here... But my money is on Little Al being annoyed with recent developments on this thread :D

little al 30-12-2015 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12729805)
I'm going to take a stab in the dark here... But my money is on Little Al being annoyed with recent developments on this thread :D

You would win the bet.

mroakley9 30-12-2015 05:49 AM

Shit puns on movie posters

Away 30-12-2015 09:37 AM

Bone breaking handshake grip. Wtf. What actual impression do they think they're making?

Isle of Wight 30-12-2015 09:47 AM

Powerline adaptors that work then stop, work then stop, work then stop. They give you just enough hope that everything will be OK, then die again.

simplex 30-12-2015 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Away (Post 12730017)
Bone breaking handshake grip. Wtf. What actual impression do they think they're making?

I was introduced to one of these twats at work... what a f*ckwit. It didnt convey an air of confidence and strength of character, it hurt my arthritic hand and just showed what a di*khead you are... i wont be doing any business with you and probably bad mouth you to all that ask - so it had quite the opposite effect.

Jedi's_beard 30-12-2015 11:04 AM

Footballers who dive......especially Ashley Young ( now that Drogba has left the building )

Pat of the Palace 30-12-2015 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Away (Post 12730017)
Bone breaking handshake grip. Wtf. What actual impression do they think they're making?

The only answer, Yosser.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7v-mcQSES5U

cappuccinoeagle 30-12-2015 08:49 PM

Having seen an ad for The Voice, a reminder to me that Will.I.Am is Room 101 material

mrgins 30-12-2015 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Away (Post 12730017)
Bone breaking handshake grip. Wtf. What actual impression do they think they're making?

Because t imho it beats a wet fish handshake any day

cappuccinoeagle 31-12-2015 01:10 AM

Some mediocrities getting gongs, then they tag ' and for services to charity' on the end so you are not sure whether they deserve the award or not

Tony Montana 31-12-2015 07:52 AM

sweet talk and kissing after sex. utterly pointless.

in-exile 31-12-2015 09:07 AM

Just watching Why sharks attack on Eden channel on Sky....its cos their *****!

in-exile 31-12-2015 09:12 AM

Some bloke crying about the fear after the attack... He has a scar on his arm.....Man up you Wanker go get a big **** arse gun and go shoot some of the ****ers! There's only one premium Hunter on this planet and its us!

danpalace07 31-12-2015 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 12731268)
Having seen an ad for The Voice, a reminder to me that Will.I.Am is Room 101 material

absolute thunderc un t of a man. Of all the people I want to see get a good slap, he's in the top 3 of my imaginary list. One of those people who are too cringeworthy to function

Terrace Bickle 31-12-2015 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12732351)
absolute thunderc un t of a man. Of all the people I want to see get a good slap, he's in the top 3 of my imaginary list. One of those people who are too cringeworthy to function

Seconded.

Worksop Palace 31-12-2015 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Montana (Post 12731743)
sweet talk and kissing after sex. utterly pointless.

Sweet talk and kissing before sex. Utterly pointless

Chocky 31-12-2015 02:55 PM

Sweet talk and kissing during bum sex. Not only pointless but impossible. Especially when she's gagged.

Worksop Palace 31-12-2015 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12732421)
Sweet talk and kissing during bum sex. Not only pointless but impossible. Especially when she's gagged.

I take it that it will be the dry version of said botty sex. Would be disappointed with you if you went in for all this lube bollox

in-exile 31-12-2015 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12732425)
I take it that it will be the dry version of said botty sex. Would be disappointed with you if you went in for all this lube bollox

You've seen the strap-on he got his wife for Xmas on the other forum...he needs the lube.

Jim Cannon 31-12-2015 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Away (Post 12730017)
Bone breaking handshake grip. Wtf. What actual impression do they think they're making?

In the past, if I was attending a business meeting with someone that needed putting in their place, I would open with a bone crusher:D. But otherwise, your point stands

Stavros 69 31-12-2015 04:01 PM

When you are sitting on a tube train a day woman sits next to you , but decides he bag should be half on you and half on her.

switchboard 31-12-2015 04:15 PM

Every delivery company in this country Royal Mail aside, they are all ******* useless. Been sat in all day waiting for a delivery from B&Q (sent out with Parcel force on next day delivery) Not one bit of communication that it was even out for delivery today, just phoned up and been told it was attempted 2 hours ago and they couldn't get into the flat so ****ed off without even calling me or emailing to say failed delivery. After 30 minutes on the phone to B&Q I am told to pick it up from the Parcelforce depot an hour away or wait until Monday when I will be back in work and they will try again. It really isn't difficult.

And I will exclude Royal Mail from this rant because at least they leave a card to say they have been and have a pick up office local everywhere I have lived and I've never had a problem with them, touch wood.

hong_kong_hg 31-12-2015 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 12732476)
When you are sitting on a tube train a day woman sits next to you , but decides he bag should be half on you and half on her.

Posts where the meaning remains tantalisingly out of reach.

stevek 31-12-2015 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by switchboard (Post 12732494)
Every delivery company in this country Royal Mail aside, they are all ******* useless. Been sat in all day waiting for a delivery from B&Q (sent out with Parcel force on next day delivery) Not one bit of communication that it was even out for delivery today, just phoned up and been told it was attempted 2 hours ago and they couldn't get into the flat so ****ed off without even calling me or emailing to say failed delivery. After 30 minutes on the phone to B&Q I am told to pick it up from the Parcelforce depot an hour away or wait until Monday when I will be back in work and they will try again. It really isn't difficult.

And I will exclude Royal Mail from this rant because at least they leave a card to say they have been and have a pick up office local everywhere I have lived and I've never had a problem with them, touch wood.

Isn't Parcel force part of Royal Mail?


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