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mroakley9 03-07-2016 11:47 AM

UEFA for taking down all the good videos of Robson-Kanu's goal against Belgium

Icy 04-07-2016 05:20 PM

Ryan ******* Giggs. The whiney faced **** seems to be everywhere after the wankers dropped him like the sheep shagging wanker he is.

Chocky 04-07-2016 05:43 PM

Refresh refresh refresh refresh etc on the Benteke thread.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-07-2016 05:56 PM

John Inverdale

Worksop Palace 04-07-2016 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 13091441)
John Inverdale

Complete and utter bellusendus

(That's JI not you)

The childish clapping during a tennis review. Seriously, just stop it

big bad John 04-07-2016 06:10 PM

Now that Iceland are out, we won't have to listen to commentators announcing every few minutes that the population of Iceland is 330,000. Or the lede of every article starting as, "Iceland - a country with a mere population of three hundred and thirty thousand."

elgin eagle 04-07-2016 06:18 PM

'so called' Islamic State.

Isle of Wight 04-07-2016 06:29 PM

"Hidden" tracks on CD's. The bloody things don't end you wait 5 mins plays the hidden track before you can go back to the beginning. Just stick it on the end as a bonus track!!

chrisophiex 04-07-2016 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13091536)
"Hidden" tracks on CD's. The bloody things don't end you wait 5 mins plays the hidden track before you can go back to the beginning. Just stick it on the end as a bonus track!!

It's not hidden then.

Isle of Wight 04-07-2016 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13091764)
It's not hidden then.

OK Mr Pedantic ;) "Tracks that are not listed as being on the CD with a bloody great gap before you can hear them"

Oddjob 04-07-2016 08:29 PM

Top Gear

Does the amount of viewers this show gets warrant the level of news coverages it achieves?

Mr Mojo Risin 04-07-2016 09:25 PM

Rich kids of Instagram. Awful, awful, awful people and demonstrative of everything that is wrong with the 21st century. Enough to turn the most raving Thatcherite into Jeremy Corbyn.

chrisophiex 04-07-2016 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13091846)
OK Mr Pedantic ;) "Tracks that are not listed as being on the CD with a bloody great gap before you can hear them"


You'll need to buy the vinyl version to fit that track listing :bash:

CT_Palace 05-07-2016 02:49 AM

Fecking 4th of Juky fireworks.
Been going off since Friday fecking night :veryangry

Worksop Palace 06-07-2016 06:19 PM

Been said before but needs saying again.

Andrew Castle

Is there a more sycophantic wanker on the planet ? Other than John Inverdale maybe

Toe curlingly cringeworthy embarrassment

cantspell 06-07-2016 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13095294)
Been said before but needs saying again.

Andrew Castle

Is there a more sycophantic wanker on the planet ? Other than John Inverdale maybe

Toe curlingly cringeworthy embarrassment

couldn't agree more

firesign 06-07-2016 06:28 PM

Tennis players wearing round neck t-shirts (yes I'm looking at you Andy Murray). They should always have a collar in classic polo-shirt style.

firesign 06-07-2016 06:29 PM

Oh yeah, and Andrew Castle.

elgin eagle 06-07-2016 06:45 PM

Losing the car in a car park and wandering around like a biff looking for it.

Ardent Eagle Forever 06-07-2016 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firesign (Post 13095302)
Tennis players wearing round neck t-shirts (yes I'm looking at you Andy Murray). They should always have a collar in classic polo-shirt style.

Yeah Fred Perry would be turning in his grave:supergrin:

cappuccinoeagle 06-07-2016 08:11 PM

Tony Blair. I wish this turd could be deported somewhere... like Jupiter perhaps

little al 06-07-2016 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13095490)
Tony Blair. I wish this turd could be deported somewhere... like Jupiter perhaps

Would prison do?

cappuccinoeagle 06-07-2016 08:54 PM

Roy Keane grumpy,useless pundit,useless manager,thug,ex Man U. And why do we need 4 pundits anyway?

Wolfnipplechips 06-07-2016 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13095609)
Roy Keane grumpy,useless pundit,useless manager,thug,ex Man U. And why do we need 4 pundits anyway?

The only one on that panel worth listening to is the only Englishman.

Lee Dixon talk sense.

Keane, Bellamy and Giggs. Bloody hell.:clown:

Worksop Palace 06-07-2016 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13095337)
Losing the car in a car park and wandering around like a biff looking for it.

It's cos you put it on eBay you big dafty

Either that or captain ate it

pallet 06-07-2016 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13095609)
Roy Keane grumpy,useless pundit,useless manager,thug,ex Man U. And why do we need 4 pundits anyway?

Thought a homeless bloke had got into the studio

cantspell 06-07-2016 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugs76 (Post 12061988)
Going to a petrol station which is disguised as a supermarket and having to wait to fill up while some inconsiderate sod is deciding to do their weekly shopping.:veryangry

Qouting the OP on this thread . This happened to me today - FFS go to a proper supermarket to do the weekly shop

cappuccinoeagle 06-07-2016 09:50 PM

Ronaldo,Nani,Pepe

cappuccinoeagle 06-07-2016 10:07 PM

Messi

Jim Cannon 06-07-2016 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13095876)
Ronaldo,Nani,Pepe

Simon Church, Chris Gunter:D

Nostrils 06-07-2016 10:23 PM

Ryan Giggs' personality, or rather lack of. I hope this experiment is over.

Stellavista 06-07-2016 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13095490)
Tony Blair. I wish this turd could be deported somewhere... like Jupiter perhaps

Bag over the head, illegal rendition, and drop him somewhere a bit rough in Baghdad wrapped in a Union Jack.

pallet 07-07-2016 09:24 AM

Chris martin and the asda advert on the radio. "I dont usually do thursdays " well **** off then.

elgin eagle 07-07-2016 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13095638)
It's cos you put it on eBay you big dafty

Either that or captain ate it

:)

It was a fookin big car park in fairness, and not helped by a van blocking my view of it.

Today I am mainly being annoyed at not being able to find a bag big enough to transport a 40" tv. And don't say use the box it came in.

bubbs11 07-07-2016 09:40 AM

BBC coverage of Wimbledon continually switching from BBC1 to BBC2 and back again. I had to lean over for the remote at least three times during the Murray match!

The Addonians 07-07-2016 09:48 AM

People who suddenly became Welsh and had Welsh flags etc as their FB pictures despite never having been to Wales.

Icy 07-07-2016 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Addonians (Post 13096422)
People who suddenly became Welsh and had Welsh flags etc as their FB pictures despite never having been to Wales.

Add in the whole Welsh hero's thing. They lost to a dismal England, qualified in the weak half of the group and got stuffed by the first semi decent team they faced (a team that had failed to win a single game in normal time till last night).

Matching Iceland in a football tournament is not a heroic performance when you have players like Bale, Ramsey, Ledley etc. so lets not go over the top.

loz 07-07-2016 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13096444)
Add in the whole Welsh hero's thing. They lost to a dismal England, qualified in the weak half of the group and got stuffed by the first semi decent team they faced (a team that had failed to win a single game in normal time till last night).

Matching Iceland in a football tournament is not a heroic performance when you have players like Bale, Ramsey, Ledley etc. so lets not go over the top.

Belgium ??

PalaceForever 07-07-2016 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13096444)
Add in the whole Welsh hero's thing. They lost to a dismal England, qualified in the weak half of the group and got stuffed by the first semi decent team they faced (a team that had failed to win a single game in normal time till last night).

Matching Iceland in a football tournament is not a heroic performance when you have players like Bale, Ramsey, Ledley etc. so lets not go over the top.

Iceland went out in the QF. Wales went out in the SF. So they went a stage further than Iceland.

Wales also beat Belgium. I think at the very least they qualify as a semi decent team (they're ranked 2nd in the world and have the most expensive squad value of any team in the tournament based on estimated transfer fees).

They had a great tournament and should be proud. The team spirit stuff is a cliche (but true), a lot was down to good organisation and tactics. They defended well and scored a lot of goals.

woldinghameagle 07-07-2016 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13096380)
Chris martin and the asda advert on the radio. "I dont usually do thursdays " well **** off then.

And that cribge worthy Stuart Pearce betting advert.

Chris K 07-07-2016 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13096444)
Add in the whole Welsh hero's thing. They lost to a dismal England, qualified in the weak half of the group and got stuffed by the first semi decent team they faced (a team that had failed to win a single game in normal time till last night).

You could say the same about England in Euro 96 but people still look back on it as our last decent tournament

Icy 07-07-2016 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 13096709)
You could say the same about England in Euro 96 but people still look back on it as our last decent tournament

It was our last decent tournament but i don't remember it being described as heroic.

Everyone is correct, they did well to beat Belgium. Just think it's all gone over the top. Sky were comparing it to England winning the world cup in 66 for example.

danpalace07 07-07-2016 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13096735)
It was our last decent tournament but i don't remember it being described as heroic.

Everyone is correct, they did well to beat Belgium. Just think it's all gone over the top. Sky were comparing it to England winning the world cup in 66 for example.

apparently they're having a bloody open top bus parade ffs

WLYWLYAWYPWF 07-07-2016 10:04 PM

Thierry Henry's twitchy f*cking smirk. Cheating bastard.

Nork1 08-07-2016 03:01 AM

On a long haul flight, being seated behind a nauseating lovey lovey couple who chew each other's faces off for 12 hours.

Nork1 08-07-2016 03:01 AM

On a long haul flight, being seated behind a nauseating lovey lovey couple who chew each other's faces off for 12 hours.

Nork1 08-07-2016 03:01 AM

On a long haul flight, being seated behind a nauseating lovey lovey couple who chew each other's faces off for 12 hours.

kayjay 08-07-2016 03:32 AM

Triple posts

kayjay 08-07-2016 03:34 AM

Keeping this erection for Benteke signing for over a week now and holding off on ejaculating.

Bones14 08-07-2016 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayjay (Post 13098014)
Triple posts

Nah Kayjay. Just think he was a little unfortunate to be stuck behind them on 3 consecutive flights. What are the chances hey..:eek:

Vince Hilaire's Afro 08-07-2016 10:12 AM

Being stuck on three consecutive flights with someone's Benteke erection poking the back of my seat.

Thank **** we didn't sign him during the trips

WLYWLYAWYPWF 08-07-2016 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayjay (Post 13098015)
Keeping this erection for Benteke signing for over a week now and holding off on ejaculating.

It's called edging.

Prince Phillip 08-07-2016 02:52 PM

Finishers T-Shirts.
If you're a middle aged out of shape guy who has lugged himself round 26 miles for charity then fair play, but the fit 20 & 30-somethings? well, it's just desperate attention seeking from the corporate terminally dull.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 08-07-2016 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 13098999)
Finishers T-Shirts.
If you're a middle aged out of shape guy who has lugged himself round 26 miles for charity then fair play, but the fit 20 & 30-somethings? well, it's just desperate attention seeking from the corporate terminally dull.

It's OK to wear them when training if they are an actual runners t-shirt not a big lump of cotton shit.

elgin eagle 08-07-2016 03:09 PM

Not being able to find even a picture of, the white crystal palace school bag i used to own in the late seventies. It was white, and had crystal palace written on it. Pretty sure i wasn't the only one to own one or dreamed this. It might have had a sash on it.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 08-07-2016 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13099017)
Not being able to find even a picture of, the white crystal palace school bag i used to own in the late seventies. It was white, and had crystal palace written on it. Pretty sure i wasn't the only one to own one or dreamed this. It might have had a sash on it.

I had one of these. Was my pride and joy.

elgin eagle 08-07-2016 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 13099033)
I had one of these. Was my pride and joy.

Same.

You would think there would be a picture of one somewhere. I doubt there is a pallet of them in an abandoned warehouse though sadly.

Edit: Found a picture of a similar one, though a bit like a pirate memory game, its not the right one.

http://i.imgur.com/XAi1CJl.jpg?1

chrisophiex 08-07-2016 04:00 PM

^^^^^^^ Are you guys taking the piss ?

elgin eagle 08-07-2016 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13099104)
^^^^^^^ Are you guys taking the piss ?

:D

Chocky 08-07-2016 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 13098335)
It's called edging.

Then when he signs for West Ham it's a 'ruined orgasm'.

Chocky 08-07-2016 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 13098006)
On a long haul flight, being seated behind a nauseating lovey lovey couple who chew each other's faces off for 12 hours.

You should've stuck your knob over the seats and emptied your nut on her hair. Before folding your tray away and putting your seat in the upright position ready for landing.

New LP 08-07-2016 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 13098008)
On a long haul flight, being seated behind a nauseating lovey lovey couple who chew each other's faces off for 12 hours.

Always annoying when it isn't you, isn't it?

Chocky 08-07-2016 06:07 PM

Being on a long haul flight with my new bird, snogging and finger blasting while some bloke in a Palace shirt behind me twats himself off. Then spunks in my missus' barnet.

biggus mickus 08-07-2016 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13099306)
Being on a long haul flight with my new bird, snogging and finger blasting while some bloke in a Palace shirt behind me twats himself off. Then spunks in my missus' barnet.

I was on that flight. I was shocked how much special sauce was flying about.

cappuccinoeagle 08-07-2016 07:43 PM

Some idiot on The One Show who was/is a streaker. A complete waste of air time

kayjay 09-07-2016 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13099138)
Then when he signs for West Ham it's a 'ruined orgasm'.

If he signs for Wet Sham that super eagles handbag will get my deposit.

Hedgehog 09-07-2016 02:21 AM

Not having listened to (or wrote down) family stories better as a kid... now I will never know half the truth.

evvo111 09-07-2016 08:06 AM

Being disgusted by the smell of ones own farts.

matt_himself 09-07-2016 08:36 AM

Airport amateurs. People who do not get airports in general.

cappuccinoeagle 09-07-2016 10:48 AM

The appalling Andrea Leadsom

Chocky 09-07-2016 10:51 AM

The advert with ginger woman on the sofa rubbing her cheesy feet over her bloke's head, telling him what to do. She's exactly the sort of woman that they have on Malteser adverts.

Flinty 09-07-2016 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13099440)
The One Show - A complete waste of air time

EFA

danpalace07 09-07-2016 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt_himself (Post 13099886)
Airport amateurs. People who do not get airports in general.

having to take your laptop out its bag for security

art malice 10-07-2016 01:03 AM

David Mitchell advertising Barclaycard

Stellavista 10-07-2016 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13099805)
Not having listened to (or wrote down) family stories better as a kid... now I will never know half the truth.

There is no truth but your own....

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-UsOr-WQr7s/hqdefault.jpg

Eagles1977 10-07-2016 02:00 AM

Sitting on a bus from Brighton with them saying how good they are!!!! �� Fuc*kers

Hedgehog 10-07-2016 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt_himself (Post 13099886)
Airport amateurs. People who do not get airports in general.

People who fly a lot looking down their noses at airport amateurs. :wallbash:

I fly once or twice a year, and to be honest find in intimidating/stressful every time.

The rules seem to have changed every time I fly, and every airport seems to have different security requirements.

My policy is think (prepare for) the worst and hope for the best.

Hedgehog 10-07-2016 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13101013)
There is no truth but your own....

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-UsOr-WQr7s/hqdefault.jpg

Or

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...212db3e97c.jpg

ForzaPalace 10-07-2016 03:20 AM

UFC being on at a stupidly late time

Far East Eagle 10-07-2016 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13101025)
People who fly a lot looking down their noses at airport amateurs. :wallbash:

I fly once or twice a year, and to be honest find in intimidating/stressful every time.

The rules seem to have changed every time I fly, and every airport seems to have different security requirements.

My policy is think (prepare for) the worst and hope for the best.

I've stopped flying through Dubai because of their checks. Shoes, belts everything off. Much better to fly through China, HK, Vietnam where they treat you with some ******* respect and not like a terrorist.

CT_Palace 10-07-2016 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 13101040)
I've stopped flying through Dubai because of their checks. Shoes, belts everything off. Much better to fly through China, HK, Vietnam where they treat you with some ******* respect and not like a terrorist.

Heathrow is one of the worst. Insolent miserable scruffy twats on security checks in T5.

Hedgehog 10-07-2016 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13101043)
Heathrow is one of the worst. Insolent miserable scruffy twats on security checks in T5.

I recently found LHR not too bad... different, but not bad. Kept belt and shoes on, but had to pull out iPad. All very odd.

CT_Palace 10-07-2016 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13101054)
I recently found LHR not too bad... different, but not bad. Kept belt and shoes on, but had to pull out iPad. All very odd.

which terminal?

Far East Eagle 10-07-2016 04:15 AM

It's the staff in the UK that I havea problem with. All are insolent and all are 'just following orders'. Shoot the bloody lot of them. If I could never fly through England again, I would

Hedgehog 10-07-2016 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13101055)
which terminal?

God knows! Maybe 3? (American Airlines)

Which maybe my point.... they are all f'ing different!

CT_Palace 10-07-2016 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13101057)
God knows! Maybe 3? (American Airlines)

Which maybe my point.... they are all f'ing different!

Terminal 3.
But, yes, agree, always different.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 10-07-2016 12:28 PM

Flagship sporting events clashing. What idiot puts the British Grand Prix and the Wimbledon final on the same day?

Mr Mojo Risin 10-07-2016 12:36 PM

Airport security in general. I completely understand the need to scan bags etc. but you are not allowed to have toothpaste or water? Crazy. And the nasty, authoritarian attitude of the security staff. Yet despite all these pointless security measures it is perfectly fine for a plane to fly over a war zone like the Malaysian Airlines flight did over Ukraine a couple of years ago.

Nork1 10-07-2016 01:10 PM

.

ExiledStirling 10-07-2016 01:25 PM

Garry Richardson, BBC sports presenter/reporter.

The worst interviewer ever (yet has won awards!!)

WLYWLYAWYPWF 10-07-2016 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13101522)
Garry Richardson, BBC sports presenter/reporter.

The worst interviewer ever (yet has won awards!!)

He's a f*cking bell. He is on five live on Sunday mornings and he without fail asks the most infuriatingly stupid questions.

Jordan's Jacket 10-07-2016 01:35 PM

He is a massive sycophant

dannyb1 10-07-2016 01:36 PM

Stupid memes with "when the squad......"
The squad? who uses that term apart from maybe a 12yo playing battlefield or such like.

BERT'S HEAD 10-07-2016 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13101522)
Garry Richardson, BBC sports presenter/reporter.

The worst interviewer ever (yet has won awards!!)

I sort of agree but just very occasionally he is on the button.

dannyb1 10-07-2016 01:42 PM

People who get 5 minutes of fame (the divvy woman with the chewbacca mask) now having to find another 5 minutes.

ExiledStirling 10-07-2016 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 13101535)
I sort of agree but just very occasionally he is on the button.

I am always on the button when he is on.

Chocky 10-07-2016 03:56 PM

Having just seen a skinny African fella walking down the road with a huge bin liner of stuff balancing hands free on his head. I struggle to get my bin liners full off rubbish up and into a f*cking wheely bin let alone stick it on my nut and parade down the street with it. Flash c*nt.

BERT'S HEAD 10-07-2016 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13101541)
I am always on the button when he is on.

Listening to him today he certainly lived down to your expectations :supergrin:

Hedgehog 10-07-2016 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 13101499)
Being stuck on a 14 hour flight in the row behind a couple who spend 13 hours with their tongues down each other's throats.

I wonder if it was the same couple from the previous post on this subject? :rolleyes:

David Amsalem 10-07-2016 04:34 PM

People who recline their seats on flights.


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