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Worksop Palace 16-11-2014 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 12074070)
Countryfile and The One Show

Nah, countryfile is good most of the time

One Show is dog shit I agree

Stroud Eagle 16-11-2014 07:26 PM

Lending somebody a video recorder for a while and 8 months later they've still got it.

cappuccinoeagle 16-11-2014 07:56 PM

Overrated professional Welsh persons,overloud singers,step forward,Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey

Bugs76 16-11-2014 08:09 PM

The concept of sending Christmas cards. What is the point???!

jaspercpfc 16-11-2014 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 12074070)
Countryfile and The One Show

I maybe getting old, but I enjoy countryfile, its good Sunday night tv.

Alex Jones on the other hand inevitably has a collapsed minge, and is just a truly awful presenter.

Bugs76 16-11-2014 08:13 PM

Being compelled to attend work Christmas do's. Why would I actively choose to sit at a crappy restaurant with people i spend all my time with at an overpriced crappy restaurant and eat rubber turkey?!

Oli28 16-11-2014 08:18 PM

Secret Santa. Not sure what's so fun about having to buy a present for someone I've met about 3 times.

Bugs76 16-11-2014 08:22 PM

Having to say "have a good weekend" to colleagues when leaving on a Friday. Quite honestly I couldn't give a crap how their weekends are

mushroom 16-11-2014 08:35 PM

Spitting

Worksop Palace 16-11-2014 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugs76 (Post 12074146)
The concept of sending Christmas cards. What is the point???!

To send seasons greetings ?

Arron 16-11-2014 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugs76 (Post 12074169)
Having to say "have a good weekend" to colleagues when leaving on a Friday. Quite honestly I couldn't give a crap how their weekends are

Aren't you a little ray of sunshine.

Oli28 16-11-2014 08:46 PM

Bars that only employ two or three people behind the bar on a Saturday night when it's obviously going to be rammed.

Norwich_Eagle 16-11-2014 08:51 PM

When someone is forever on their mobile telecommunications device when in your company but cannot be bothered to answer a phone call or text from you when they are with others.

Leopald Stotch 16-11-2014 08:53 PM

Mature/ Vintage cheddar. If I'm going to buy cheese that someone has dared to call either Mature or Vintage, I want it to remove the skin off the roof of my f***ing mouth when I eat it. I do not want to waste money because some dozy bint behind a deli counter has sworn blind that this is 'the strongest cheddar' they do, only to get home and find out that my socks have got more flavour. The c-units that grade cheddar strength either need to get their act together or f***ing choke to death on some of their insipid offerings!

MFBias 16-11-2014 08:58 PM

From BBS

"Nail on head" or humorous variants
"Kick on"
"Pullis, Parrish and Bolassie"
Any confusion with the 25 man squad, its very simple


From world
Social Media
"Can I get"
"Enjoy your meals" (we are having a meal)

Malarkey 16-11-2014 10:49 PM

Some religious views on relationships

Stellavista 16-11-2014 11:11 PM

'......the next level'. Say it in front of me, and I will stab you in the eye with a pencil.

Far East Eagle 16-11-2014 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MFBias (Post 12074212)
"Can I get"

That one makes me so ******* angry. If someone said it to me, I'd tell the **** "fine, come around here and GET it yourself" can't stand these Americanisms.

People that pronounce "z" "zee" and "zebra" "zee bra". ******* DO ONE , it its a "zee-o" is it? stop trying to be clever and a bit different. We're British. Enjoy it.

Far East Eagle 16-11-2014 11:21 PM

Dan Snow. Over privileged, right wing, posh boy c-unit. Seems to be on every programme now days. Twunt of the first degree, absolutely makes my skin crawl.

elgin eagle 17-11-2014 03:43 AM

Not being able to sleep :S:

Reps AJ 17-11-2014 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 12074361)
Dan Snow....right wing

Is he? Had a look and couldn't see anything that said he was right wing or a Tory. He is a great, great, grandson of a liberal prime minister (lloyd george), an ambassador for electoral reform and a humanist.

Are you just confusing your own class bias with fact? I genuinely went and tried to find out his political affiliations and couldn't see anything beyond the AV vote and the Lib Dems

Nork1 17-11-2014 08:38 AM

Still an annoying **** though. From the Ben Fogle school of annoying *****.

Reps AJ 17-11-2014 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12074466)
Still an annoying **** though. From the Ben Fogle school of annoying *****.

That you can have

Jim Cannon 17-11-2014 09:30 AM

People who buy a pint of milk and a paper and pay by card. Go to cashpoint and cause a queue somewhere else pal, I haven't got all day

Nork1 17-11-2014 10:37 AM

People who go to the cashpoint, put every card in their wallet in the machine, check the balance on each one and print a mini statement, top their phone up then put the first one back in to get a fiver out to buy a pint of milk and a ******* paper.

Worksop Palace 17-11-2014 07:30 PM

Paying 110 to a dishwasher repair bloke and it packs in again 2 days later. He then comes back out to say another part needs replacing so another 60. Mrs says I'll speak to my husband. Husband cancels 110 chq forthwith with bank

See how he likes them apples

Arron 17-11-2014 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12075118)
Paying 110 to a dishwasher repair bloke and it packs in again 2 days later. He then comes back out to say another part needs replacing so another 60. Mrs says I'll speak to my husband. Husband cancels 110 chq forthwith with bank

See how he likes them apples

He can't have any apples, he's 110 out. :p

Merle 18-11-2014 02:04 AM

the boy london logo really don't know how they got away with a knock off of the third Reich

CT_Palace 18-11-2014 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 12074435)
Is he? Had a look and couldn't see anything that said he was right wing or a Tory. He is a great, great, grandson of a liberal prime minister (lloyd george), an ambassador for electoral reform and a humanist.

Are you just confusing your own class bias with fact? I genuinely went and tried to find out his political affiliations and couldn't see anything beyond the AV vote and the Lib Dems

isn't he just on telly because his dad got him a job at the BBC?

CT_Palace 18-11-2014 02:25 AM

PS on topic: nepotism

Far East Eagle 18-11-2014 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12075322)
isn't he just on telly because his dad got him a job at the BBC?

Precisely. ****.

Far East Eagle 18-11-2014 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12075118)
Paying 110 to a dishwasher repair bloke and it packs in again 2 days later. He then comes back out to say another part needs replacing so another 60. Mrs says I'll speak to my husband. Husband cancels 110 chq forthwith with bank

See how he likes them apples

I had the exact same thing with my phone. 160 quid to get it fixed, breakers 2 days later, same problem, and they say its not their problem.

Scum. Sub-human scum.

Oddjob 18-11-2014 12:47 PM

Selfish use of communal microwaves

Oddjob 18-11-2014 12:48 PM

Christmas Jumpers, oh look another chance for social media to absolutely beat the arse out of something.

smileysmith 18-11-2014 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12074505)
People who buy a pint of milk and a paper and pay by card. Go to cashpoint and cause a queue somewhere else pal, I haven't got all day

People seeking change in their wallet / purse / pocket when buying a few items, when they could just use their card's touch'n'go facility and have paid in seconds.

:angel:

danpalace07 18-11-2014 02:01 PM

When you're nearly done with copying 200GB worth of files to another drive (taking a few hours) and someone turns your computer off, forcing you to start over. Fuming.

Blind_Eagle 18-11-2014 02:17 PM

When you're business alarm goes off and you are called by the alarm monitoring team, you tell them it's not a problem as you know the cause, yet they still inform the police who turn up and decide its a false alarm - of course it was I'd told the monitoring staff. Consequently the police deem that it was an alarm malfunction - which it wasn't - and will no longer respond to alarms unless we buy a new alarm system. If we wish to re-utilise the existing wiring then the only alarm company willing to do so is the ***** who ****ed it up in the first place.
They **** up and as a direct result I've got to spend a shed load with them on new gear which only they will agree to install.

******* *****.

Great start to today. Improved only by our dishwasher suffering catestrophic failure. Culminating in a puncture on my Range Rover on the way to buy a replacement dish washer.

Grrrr.

boroeagle 18-11-2014 02:33 PM

The Croydon Advertiser web site at present. Im trying to read it on my IPhone and keep getting a pensions regulator advert pop up. I shut it down the up it pops again ! I have block pop ups enabled !

smileysmith 18-11-2014 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by boroeagle (Post 12075906)
The Croydon Advertiser web site at present. Im trying to read it on my IPhone and keep getting a pensions regulator advert pop up. I shut it down the up it pops again ! I have block pop ups enabled !

You might wanna try disabling popups then ... ?

EagleSE24 18-11-2014 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12075720)
Selfish use of communal microwaves

Is there much use of communal microwaves that isn't selfish? In my experience people end up heating the most ridiculously pungent nonsense resulting in the whole office stinking for hours.

The only things it's ok to heat are tea/coffee and perhaps plain porridge in the morning.

Blind_Eagle 18-11-2014 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 12075915)
You might wanna try disabling popups then ... ?

:D

boroeagle 18-11-2014 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 12075915)
You might wanna try disabling popups then ... ?

I should have said pop ups blocked is enabled

Oli28 18-11-2014 06:48 PM

I'm sure it's been said, but anyone who starts a sentence with "I'm not being funny but..."

This is invariably followed by something which clearly is trying to be funny, or something which could never be described as remotely funny to begin with.

croydonexile 18-11-2014 06:56 PM

Mates girlfriends.
Unnecessary kissing hello/goodbye

Pistol Knight 18-11-2014 06:59 PM

The media hype around ANY England game

Lemming 18-11-2014 07:14 PM

110%. As in: "The lads gave it 110%".

Lets say it was possible to give 110%, why stop there? What about giving it 120%, 150% or even 176%.

N Herts Eagle 19-11-2014 07:35 AM

One from yesterday.......daughter booked hire car with child seat. Forget the fact that it took 45 mins to get seen, due to there only being one woman at the counter who encountered a stroppy woman before us. (Ok dont ask why the two out the back doing bugger all did not step in but that would show a little Customer Service I have given up expecting that, I had assumed they were not trained but nope one was the manager (sorry wrong word any decent manager would have sorted it way earlier))
Anyway that might of annoyed me a little but it was trumped when they came out with car set hired for 30 (dont go there) and placed it next to car. No sir we dont fit it in we are not allowed. So you charge for hire but do not fit, ok have you got instructions to fit seat. Had they no, so they go get another seat with instructions, (no that was broken) Third seat arrives two screaming kids , stressed daughter now running 90 minutes late, no instructions. At which point I was ready to scream. However it eventually was fitted. Dont give me Health Safety some law or other it would be more unsafe if it was not fitted properly.

What annoys me the lack of Customer Care and Service shown by some firms.

Chocky 19-11-2014 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemming (Post 12076353)
110%. As in: "The lads gave it 110%".

Lets say it was possible to give 110%, why stop there? What about giving it 120%, 150% or even 176%.

People say a million percent and a million and one percent. Stupid bastards.

Chocky 19-11-2014 03:19 PM

People who get annoyed about cheese. :)

Chocky 19-11-2014 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marki (Post 12072643)
Tossers who insist on using their phones on planes despite having been told to turn them off.

Situation seems to have got worse now that on some aircraft/airlines you can keep the phone on but in flight mode. Means that the staff have given up.

Sat next to a complete prong on a Sydney - Melbourne flight this week and the pony tailed yank only cut short his phone call as we started accelerating down the runway to take off.

When we were airborne and the crew announced that phones had to remain in flight mode he the took it out of his pocket and put it into flight mode.

Arrogant prick. He obviously knows better than the CAA.

And if I pull him up on it I'll be the one in the wrong.

And breathe.....

But it's a load of old bollocks surely? If there really was a serious risk they would take everyone's phones off them at check in or security, turn them off and give them back to you at your destination. How they would do that I don't know but they'd have to if it really was a problem. Some stewardess after she was allowed to leave her seat came and told me to stop taking photos out of the window after take off. How many videos are there on You Tube of passengers filming take offs and landing on various devices? Thousands. Not seen any Air Crash Investigations on TV of any aircraft being brought down because someone is playing Angry Birds yet.

It's all bollocks.

Gooders 19-11-2014 03:43 PM

People that are simply unable to keep to their side of a single track road. **** me you take your life in your hands every time you go out around here these days.

Learn how to drive you absolute ******* muppets! :grrr:

Gooders 19-11-2014 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12077691)
But it's a load of old bollocks s
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Do as you're told. :hi:

Nork1 20-11-2014 12:33 AM

I rarely listen to music stations but I've had the misfortune to tune in to Christian O'Connell who, along with his sycophantic posse (didn't that shit die out 20 years ago?) seems to find anything a celebrity guest says side splittingly hilarious.

O'Connell: "So, Noel Gallagher, do you ever use public transport?"
Noel Gallagher "I always use the tube"
O'Connell "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

O'Connell: "Dave Grohl's in the studio, Dave, how are you finding the UK?"
Dave Grohl: "Yeah, it's cool I guess"
O'Connell "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

Bob Geldof: "It's been a shit year. First Peaches, now thousands dying in Africa from ebola and nobody caring."
O'Connell "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

****.

danpalace07 20-11-2014 12:53 AM

How I spent 16 years of my life ignoring hip-hop. I'm making an effort this week to get into it and there's some good stuff out there. Stereotypes are bad.

Skiddo 20-11-2014 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12078295)
I rarely listen to music stations but I've had the misfortune to tune in to Christian O'Connell who, along with his sycophantic posse (didn't that shit die out 20 years ago?) seems to find anything a celebrity guest says side splittingly hilarious.

O'Connell: "So, Noel Gallagher, do you ever use public transport?"
Noel Gallagher "I always use the tube"
O'Connell "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

O'Connell: "Dave Grohl's in the studio, Dave, how are you finding the UK?"
Dave Grohl: "Yeah, it's cool I guess"
O'Connell "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

Bob Geldof: "It's been a shit year. First Peaches, now thousands dying in Africa from ebola and nobody caring."
O'Connell "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

****.


I said similar earlier on in the thread.

They are all complete tossers.

Chocky 20-11-2014 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12077719)
Do as you're told. :hi:

Oh I do, I wouldn't want the flight to have to make an emergency landing. "This is your captain speaking, brace brace brace because some wanker is on the BBS" :D

chatham_eagle 20-11-2014 05:39 PM

Foldy-bike ****wits
Umbrella arseholes
Big bag bastards
I don't have to queue qunts
Anyone who gets on my train at Catford Bridge

Skiddo 20-11-2014 06:38 PM

Things that annoy you
 
People with clipboards in town centres.

And on a slightly similar note, people that hover.

I work outside and members of the public often pass by with the odd "good morning" or the classically hilarious "you've missed a bit!"

These interactions are fine with me. Water off a duck's back. What is annoying is when people stop dead in their tracks, right in the middle of where you are working, and just stare. Not say anything, but watch. Now that my friends, is VERY annoying.

Barbara4003 20-11-2014 06:41 PM

People who leave an imaginary car space between them and the car in front in a traffic queue.

Why? Why do that?

And why does it annoy me so much? I have no idea. It just does.

tomlig 20-11-2014 06:45 PM

I do that Barb,just in case I need space to make a quick break out getaway

PeterH 20-11-2014 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12078299)
How I spent 16 years of my life ignoring hip-hop. I'm making an effort this week to get into it and there's some good stuff out there. Stereotypes are bad.

There's an old school hip hop thread on the music forum. Good stuff on that.

jobiinthelastmi 20-11-2014 06:47 PM

People in their 40's that "like" modern music to try and make themselves feel younger.

People that go into a state of panic when they "lose" their mobile phone.

meee 20-11-2014 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12077691)

It's all bollocks.

A lot of countries don't ban mobile phone use on planes apparently.So you are right.

Barbara4003 20-11-2014 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomlig (Post 12079030)
I do that Barb,just in case I need space to make a quick break out getaway

Ok.

People who do it not because they want to get a quick getaway, but the ones who do it just to annoy me.

:D

Gooders 20-11-2014 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbara4003 (Post 12079029)
People who leave an imaginary car space between them and the car in front in a traffic queue.

Why? Why do that?

And why does it annoy me so much? I have no idea. It just does.

Perhaps their imaginary friend recently passed his test?

You're bound to get wound up by it though - you drive an Audi and all Audi drivers are aggressive stress-balls on legs.

Barbara4003 20-11-2014 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12079049)
Perhaps their imaginary friend recently passed his test?

You're bound to get wound up by it though - you drive an Audi and all Audi drivers are aggressive stress-balls on legs.

I don't drive an Audi!

Wash your mouth out!

Gooders 20-11-2014 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meee (Post 12079035)
A lot of countries don't ban mobile phone use on planes apparently.So you are right.

My mate has been texting me pictures of his business class experience on Aer Lingus to the States all afternoon, so they clearly don't.

Although I haven't heard from him for a few hours now. :eek:

Gooders 20-11-2014 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbara4003 (Post 12079050)
I don't drive an Audi!

Wash your mouth out!

BMW then. Wanted an Audi but couldn't afford it - no wonder you're wound up. :)

Barbara4003 20-11-2014 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12079052)
BMW then. Wanted an Audi but couldn't afford it - no wonder you're wound up. :)

Mr B has the Audi - I have a BMW.

Not a case of couldn't afford it - I just didn't like the X5 equivalent :p

Harpo 20-11-2014 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbara4003 (Post 12079029)
People who leave an imaginary car space between them and the car in front in a traffic queue.

Why? Why do that?

And why does it annoy me so much? I have no idea. It just does.

I leave about half a car length.

Sometimes the car in front breaks down.
Or not looking as the traffic moves off.
Or looking in the glove box for a pack of ciggies.
Or they set off in reverse gear.
Or they are insurance fraudsters.

Sometimes you might be shunted from behind. You don't want damage at both ends do you?

In fact I cant think of a single sensible reason why you wouldn't leave space!

Gooders 20-11-2014 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbara4003 (Post 12079055)
Mr B has the Audi - I have a BMW.

Not a case of couldn't afford it - I just didn't like the X5 equivalent :p

Surprised you two don't have road rage on your drive every morning. :)

CedarEagle 20-11-2014 07:22 PM

Gemma Collins! Ignorant and talentless. World gone mad!

Barbara4003 20-11-2014 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12079077)
Surprised you two don't have road rage on your drive every morning. :)


We do. It's murder if we drive towards each other unexpectedly :D

the drexciyan 20-11-2014 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12078299)
How I spent 16 years of my life ignoring hip-hop. I'm making an effort this week to get into it and there's some good stuff out there. Stereotypes are bad.

Check out the oldskool hiphop thread. Some gems on there.

LLCOOLSTEVE 20-11-2014 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbara4003 (Post 12079029)
People who leave an imaginary car space between them and the car in front in a traffic queue.

Why? Why do that?

And why does it annoy me so much? I have no idea. It just does.

If you dont drive an automatic its tiring on the ankles to keep moving

LLCOOLSTEVE 20-11-2014 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12079051)
My mate has been texting me pictures of his business class experience on Aer Lingus to the States all afternoon, so they clearly don't.

Although I haven't heard from him for a few hours now. :eek:

wifi innit

danpalace07 20-11-2014 07:48 PM

Scousers/Mancs who treat the English team like it's from another country. Grow up.

Selhurst Celtic 20-11-2014 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Harpo (Post 12079068)

Sometimes you might be shunted from behind. You don't want damage at both ends do you?!

Crude double entendres.

Selhurst Celtic 20-11-2014 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LLCOOLSTEVE (Post 12079104)
If you dont drive an automatic its tiring on the ankles to keep moving

Wimps.

Selhurst Celtic 20-11-2014 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jobiinthelastmi (Post 12079034)
People in their 40's that "like" modern music to try and make themselves feel younger.

.

Translation: wcb

cupid stunt 20-11-2014 08:08 PM

Not being able to have a dump in peace due to chronic masterbaters going at it in neighbouring cubicles.

cupid stunt 20-11-2014 08:12 PM

And vice versa

Skiddo 21-11-2014 12:08 AM

Things that annoy you
 
Women who post 'moments' on Tinder.

Look, we are men. We swipe right because it saves time. We don't play the game properly and judge. It's all swipe right till carpel tunnel syndrome. And take the nose ring out. You are not Be-bop or Rocksteady.

danpalace07 21-11-2014 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12079357)
Women who post 'moments' on Tinder.

Look, we are men. We swipe right because it saves time. We don't play the game properly and judge. It's all swipe right till carpel tunnel syndrome. And take the nose ring out. You are not Be-bop or Rocksteady.

another internet dating (or profile pic) related thing: SIF's. You aren't fooling anyone.

Also lardarses who describe themselves as 'curvy' or 'voluptuous'

PeterH 21-11-2014 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12079402)
another internet dating (or profile pic) related thing: SIF's. You aren't fooling anyone.

Also lardarses who describe themselves as 'curvy' or 'voluptuous'

Stop describing yourself as such then. :p

danpalace07 21-11-2014 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 12079404)
Stop describing yourself as such then. :p

I'm just big boned... :o




21 BMI in all seriousness

PeterH 21-11-2014 04:34 AM

Don't worry mate, I'm into 'curvy'.

Timbo 21-11-2014 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12079136)
And vice versa

You mean "chronic dumpers"?

Marki 21-11-2014 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbara4003 (Post 12079029)
People who leave an imaginary car space between them and the car in front in a traffic queue.

Why? Why do that?

And why does it annoy me so much? I have no idea. It just does.

When you have looked in your mirror and seen the bloke behind doing somersaults trying to stop only to realise he can't make it and has to fly down the outside grassy bit, then you leave yourself an out ball.

davech 21-11-2014 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chatham_eagle (Post 12078967)
Foldy-bike ****wits
Umbrella arseholes
Big bag bastards
I don't have to queue qunts
Anyone who gets on my train at Catford Bridge

.. and tw@ts who insist on wearing their rucksacks on their backs on crowded buses and trains.

RDSdaEAGLE 21-11-2014 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 12079839)
.. and tw@ts who insist on wearing their rucksacks on their backs on crowded buses and trains.

Book readers who insist on doing it on a packed train.
Newspaper readers who insist on holding the paper open double paged on a packed train.

Packed train people, in general.

CPFC_DAVE77 21-11-2014 01:38 PM

People who don't look where they are going.

CPFC_DAVE77 21-11-2014 01:38 PM

Tyrannous liberalism

cupid stunt 21-11-2014 03:31 PM

The poor quality face paint in my local balloon shop meaning i have to smother its in vaseline on match days now. It's not so much the sheen it gives off or the moistness it's more the money aspect. The price we pay for looking good though.

Nork1 21-11-2014 05:36 PM

Songs that rhyme baby and crazy. Stop it.

danpalace07 21-11-2014 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12080009)
The poor quality face paint in my local balloon shop meaning i have to smother its in vaseline on match days now. It's not so much the sheen it gives off or the moistness it's more the money aspect. The price we pay for looking good though.

Can't find a decent red and blue wig and foamy hand anywhere these days either. Broken Britain.

davech 21-11-2014 06:33 PM

TV ads for online bingo

glenn.f 21-11-2014 06:46 PM

Back on my running theme on idiot step kids.....when the so called adult one (20 years old) cannot be arsed to raise himself out of bed to take the ten year old to school, while his mother is at the hospital. To then follow it up with the most feeble excuse ever as to why he couldn't make it to work, when it was apparent all week that he would need to sort alternative travel arrangements.......absolutely ******* useless :veryangry :veryangry

CPFC since 1989 21-11-2014 06:47 PM

Ched Evans sex case

Jim Cannon 21-11-2014 07:20 PM

Prob been mentioned already but needs saying again anyway:
People on packed trains who put bag on seat and get arsey when you ask them to move it - did you get a ticket for the bag mate? No you fecking didn't and there is nowhere else to sit you selfish wan*er
People who talk loudly on their phones on trains with their inane drivel - keep yr fecking voice down I don't want to listen but can't fecking help it because you are so LOUD. Better still why not make the call somewhere else.


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