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CT_Palace 13-09-2015 11:29 PM

The use of the word folk instead of people.
Folk is a musical genre beloved of sandal wearing beardies, nothing more.

GorBlimey 13-09-2015 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12578780)
The use of the word folk instead of people.
Folk is a musical genre beloved of sandal wearing beardies, nothing more.

Bill O'Reilly and the "folks"!

The man is a total arse.

Hedgehog 14-09-2015 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12578602)
Which bank was it?

City National (US Bank)

Jim Cannon 14-09-2015 07:51 AM

.

art malice 14-09-2015 02:42 PM

People at work asking 'are you winning?'

Shaddap.

dweedman 14-09-2015 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12579488)
People at work asking 'are you winning?'

Shaddap.

Classic Brother Ben.

Chocky 14-09-2015 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12577908)
That f*cking irritating whistly text alert sound on Samsung phones.

I know the tone. Bloody hell. I was on a train and three people in the same carriage had this f*cking noise going on for half an hour from Madrid to Malaga, I had to piss off and stand in the bar carriage the rest of the journey. As if I wouldn't have done anyway but that's not the point. :)

eagles2345 14-09-2015 04:10 PM

Kaveh Solhekol from sky sports news. Most notably the pain stakingly slow pace at which he speaks coupled with his excrutiating false placement of emphasis on practically every word which contains more than 1 syllable.

elgin eagle 14-09-2015 04:20 PM

Like painstakingly? ;)

Kay Burley and everyone who sails in her. In fact sky tv in general.

Chocky 14-09-2015 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12579639)
Like painstakingly? ;)

Kay Burley and everyone who sails in her. In fact sky tv in general.

Nope. That's things that annoy you. Others have also fallen into the same trap on this thread and may face a ban. Mind you the two do overlap.

Like the bloke who thinks he's 1980s Del Boy and walks into the bar with his suit jacket draped over his shoulders. So cringeworthy but then I get annoyed because I can't glass the c*nt.

elgin eagle 14-09-2015 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12579768)
Nope. That's things that annoy you. Others have also fallen into the same trap on this thread and may face a ban. Mind you the two do overlap.

Like the bloke who thinks he's 1980s Del Boy and walks into the bar with his suit jacket draped over his shoulders. So cringeworthy but then I get annoyed because I can't glass the c*nt.

Why? Only plastic in the pub? :)

Having duplicate things that annoy you shouldnt be a crime. Especially where Sky is concerned. Hope Corbyn shoots the satellite out of the sky like Hank Scorpio.

Vendy 14-09-2015 05:17 PM

Polystyrene

Vendy 14-09-2015 05:18 PM

Fanny Farts

Chocky 14-09-2015 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 12579856)
Polystyrene

IIIIIIIIIDENTITYYYYYYYY!!

YASSA the PALACETINIAN 14-09-2015 05:54 PM

Arsenal supporting Leaders of the Labour Party

Vendy 14-09-2015 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12579875)
IIIIIIIIIDENTITYYYYYYYY!!

Eh??

Did you move my posts?! They both make me cringe.

Chocky 14-09-2015 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 12579957)
Eh??

Did you move my posts?! They both make me cringe.

No. You posted in here polystyrene!

chrisophiex 14-09-2015 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eagles2345 (Post 12579618)
Kaveh Solhekol from sky sports news. Most notably the pain stakingly slow pace at which he speaks coupled with his excrutiating false placement of emphasis on practically every word which contains more than 1 syllable.

I think it's marvellous that a company like Sky support people who need a helping hand in life .

CT_Palace 14-09-2015 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 12579957)
Eh??

Did you move my posts?! They both make me cringe.


Pistol Knight 14-09-2015 07:36 PM

"Portly" ladies who need to look in a mirror before they venture outside in their Lyrca

Nigel_Scarfer 14-09-2015 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Montana (Post 12578624)
Colin wanker and not lob too. hate is, so childish

Never understood what Notlob means apart from being Bolton backwards. why do certain weirdos call then this?

My personal hate is for Clowns/Clowntown Pathetic etc

simplex 14-09-2015 08:00 PM

People that actually go out of their way to behave like a Khunt.

Payroll Legend 14-09-2015 08:57 PM

"My bad"
"Can I get?"
People that call people *****

danpalace07 14-09-2015 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 12580020)
"Portly" ladies who need to look in a mirror before they venture outside in their Lyrca

fatties in general, especially when they sit next to you on the bus

related: when you're on an empty bus and a few people get on and of all the seats on the top deck to choose, the **** sits right next to me. What the **** are they playing at? They're usually fat as well, squeezing me into the window

smh

Payroll Legend 14-09-2015 10:35 PM

Rugby
Tennis

Payroll Legend 14-09-2015 10:35 PM

Talksport

Payroll Legend 14-09-2015 10:35 PM

Mark Noble

Pint of Speroni 14-09-2015 10:49 PM

Things that... threads

elgin eagle 14-09-2015 10:54 PM

Rupert Murdoch
John McCain

davech 14-09-2015 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nigel_Scarfer (Post 12580040)
Never understood what Notlob means apart from being Bolton backwards. why do certain weirdos call then this?

My personal hate is for Clowns/Clowntown Pathetic etc

Notlob originated in the Monty Python 'Dead Parrot Sketch'. Part of a typical long, convoluted joke. The pet shop owner's brother had a shop in Bolton. Palindromes were involved - "It don't work. The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob."

Pub Idol 15-09-2015 11:16 AM

Geordie Matt bloke on the one show. Something I just don't like about him - He just grates on me.

And Kate Garraway and Susanna Reid on GMB - So false with there jokey banter. Very cringeworhy - Reid was good on the BBC so shame she has dumbed down so much.

Baffled Bob 2 15-09-2015 11:20 AM

The people that wave those big flags behind the goals at Arsenal when they score

viking's no1 15-09-2015 11:37 AM

Irrelevant signs. M74 – J13 ish services. WTF is a massive ‘drive on the left’ sign doing up that dwarfs the service area! There’s no port, ferry, airport around - the services are in the middle of nowhere. Is it for drunken Scotsmen?

Back on the motorway and there’s a sign saying ‘drive with a seatbelt’, closely followed by ‘don’t use a mobile phone’, ‘don’t drink and drive’ and ‘tiredness can kill’. I turned off before the ones that said ‘bears shIt in the woods’, ‘the pope’s a catholic’ and 'remember to breathe'.

And when one said ‘incident 40 mph’, it turned out the only incident was an idiot who’d forgotten to turn the sign off. Just stop it with your stupid signs. Or turn them into transmitters so you can get DAB radio properly.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 15-09-2015 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12580684)
Or turn them into transmitters so you can get DAB radio properly.

DAB radio in a car! Fecking Norman Collyer FM. Does my head in.

Pint of Speroni 15-09-2015 12:50 PM

"The" Arsenal

Pub Idol 15-09-2015 01:32 PM

"Can I get?"
[/QUOTE]

That is really annoying.

Is it American?

pallet 15-09-2015 01:33 PM

Obsession in the UK with CCTV.
Sara Cox the Dj.

Jack Regan 15-09-2015 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12580684)
Irrelevant signs. M73 – J13 ish services. WTF is a massive ‘drive on the left’ sign doing up that dwarfs the service area! There’s no port, ferry, airport around - the services are in the middle of nowhere. Is it for drunken Scotsmen?

Back on the motorway and there’s a sign saying ‘drive with a seatbelt’, closely followed by ‘don’t use a mobile phone’, ‘don’t drink and drive’ and ‘tiredness can kill’. I turned off before the ones that said ‘bears shIt in the woods’, ‘the pope’s a catholic’ and 'remember to breathe'.

And when one said ‘incident 40 mph’, it turned out the only incident was an idiot who’d forgotten to turn the sign off. Just stop it with your stupid signs. Or turn them into transmitters so you can get DAB radio properly.

Trains are just as bad

Its an offence to travel without a ticket

This is the train to x

The next station is y

Please keep phone conversations to a minimum

This is coach 5 of 8

Please mind the closing doors

Please report any suspicious bags to a member of staff or a police officer


It's non stop recorded messages now and again interrupted by a driver who sounds like he'd rather be on strike.

CT_Palace 15-09-2015 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12580684)
Irrelevant signs. M73 – J13 ish services. WTF is a massive ‘drive on the left’ sign doing up that dwarfs the service area! There’s no port, ferry, airport around - the services are in the middle of nowhere. Is it for drunken Scotsmen?

Back on the motorway and there’s a sign saying ‘drive with a seatbelt’, closely followed by ‘don’t use a mobile phone’, ‘don’t drink and drive’ and ‘tiredness can kill’. I turned off before the ones that said ‘bears shIt in the woods’, ‘the pope’s a catholic’ and 'remember to breathe'.

And when one said ‘incident 40 mph’, it turned out the only incident was an idiot who’d forgotten to turn the sign off. Just stop it with your stupid signs. Or turn them into transmitters so you can get DAB radio properly.

:D

Payroll Legend 15-09-2015 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Idol (Post 12580833)
"Can I get?"

That is really annoying.

Is it American?[/QUOTE]

I don't know. It's surprising what bollox people will say if they think it sounds good.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 15-09-2015 10:00 PM

Owen Hargreaves talking a "TONNE" of shit. Annoying c*nt.

Payroll Legend 15-09-2015 11:41 PM

Dwight Yorke was abysmal on sky tonight. We can't see the game Dwight so you are meant to tell us what's happening not sit there making noises and pulling faces. Jesus

viking's no1 16-09-2015 08:43 AM

Finding my next door neighbours recycling bin full when I tried to stick my excess papers and plastics in it, just before the truck came to collect. He lives on his own - WTF is he filling it with?

Chocky 16-09-2015 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payroll Legend (Post 12580287)
Mark Noble

Mark Notlob.

Chocky 16-09-2015 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12582006)
Finding my next door neighbours recycling bin full when I tried to stick my excess papers and plastics in it, just before the truck came to collect. He lives on his own - WTF is he filling it with?

Tell him to Notlob so much stuff in it.

Worksop Palace 16-09-2015 08:02 PM

Matt Le Tissier

Sounds like his bollocks are yet to drop

Melt

Payroll Legend 16-09-2015 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12582860)
Matt Le Tissier

Sounds like his bollocks are yet to drop

Melt

Great player though

Payroll Legend 16-09-2015 08:05 PM

Our postman can't seem to shut our gate. You'd think that a postman would be a dab hand at gate closing.

Worksop Palace 16-09-2015 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payroll Legend (Post 12582865)
Great player though

Agreed

Just a wank pundit

elgin eagle 16-09-2015 08:15 PM

Teenagers who throw small change away in the street. Really annoys me when my one does it. Probably they view 1p, 2p and 5p differently these days to how we did.

viking's no1 16-09-2015 08:17 PM

Toilets in hotel lounges that have timed light sensors. Why can't you get the light to go off once I've actually left the amenity? Having everything go coal black whilst I'm still in trap 5 doing my business, is not the way for hotels to continue to get my business.

Fortunately I was catching up on the BBS when the incident occurred.

Mr Statto 16-09-2015 08:25 PM

Horses that take a huge shit right in between two bollards on the cycle path, meaning there's no way to avoid cycling straight through it & spraying it all over my boots :veryangry

Chocky 16-09-2015 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12582897)
Toilets in hotel lounges that have timed light sensors. Why can't you get the light to go off once I've actually left the amenity? Having everything go coal black whilst I'm still in trap 5 doing my business, is not the way for hotels to continue to get my business.

Fortunately I was catching up on the BBS when the incident occurred.

There is one particular bar I never have a shit in for this reason. The timer switch is OUTSIDE the trap and hardly set for even a long piss. I make sure I go to other bars for a poo poo.

breagle 16-09-2015 08:58 PM

the "theres no veneer in ere" advert. drives me made

kayjay 17-09-2015 02:27 AM

lenient sentencing for violent f***wits!

mroakley9 17-09-2015 04:03 AM

People working for charities that jump in front of you on the street from out of nowhere and try to engage in shitty conversation with you

Yoda 17-09-2015 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12582006)
Finding my next door neighbours recycling bin full when I tried to stick my excess papers and plastics in it, just before the truck came to collect. He lives on his own - WTF is he filling it with?

Maybe his neighbour on the other side managed to dump in his box before you?!

viking's no1 17-09-2015 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12583385)
Maybe his neighbour on the other side managed to dump in his box before you?!

I think that's an answer for a different thread.

viking's no1 17-09-2015 02:53 PM

Breaking my 'Grumpy Dad' mug. It was 1.5 times the size of normal mugs and I'm now annoyed as well as being even more grumpy.

art malice 17-09-2015 02:55 PM

Commuters who change lane at the last minute as they approach ticket barriers

elgin eagle 17-09-2015 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12583967)
Commuters who change lane at the last minute as they approach ticket barriers

Always attempt the trip. Sometimes you are too far away but you may get lucky with the stride.

art malice 17-09-2015 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12583973)
Always attempt the trip. Sometimes you are too far away but you may get lucky with the stride.

Causing them to collapse onto the reader and opening the barriers for me? I like it.

elgin eagle 17-09-2015 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12583979)
Causing them to collapse onto the reader and opening the barriers for me? I like it.

Its the way forward :p

Kids who can't be bothered to put their shoes on the shelf and just chuck them on the floor under the stairs for the millionth time despite me asking nicely constantly. Solution: Chucking them out the window onto the trampoline when its raining (the shoes, not the kids).

Nork1 17-09-2015 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12583973)
Always attempt the trip.

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/06/a_nice_trip-53263.gif

Dorset Knob 17-09-2015 03:46 PM

People who start sentences with "Look" or "So" .

Stop it right now.

Vendy 17-09-2015 03:50 PM

I went to school this morning, like then I had classes like.

I am currently beating this one out of my kids, like

Stellavista 17-09-2015 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 12584058)
I went to school this morning, like then I had classes like.

I am currently beating this one out of my kids, like

'Obs'. You may be related to me by blood love, but I will beat you to death with a shovel if you say that to me again.
OBS means 'Oriental Boy Soldiers'. Everyone knows that.

CT_Palace 17-09-2015 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 12584058)
I went to school this morning, like then I had classes like.

I am currently beating this one out of my kids, like

"Dad can I like have 10 bucks?"
"Well, err, like, you know, like, I just, like errr, well not that I like, err like want to, like, say no, but like if I had a err, you know, normal like request with err like without the like word like I might like be more err you know happy to like err like saying err yes like to your like request, but as you like said like I err like really don't have" etc ad infinitum, you get the idea.
He soon stopped saying "like"

Stellavista 17-09-2015 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12584078)
"Dad can I like have 10 bucks?"
"Well, err, like, you know, like, I just, like errr, well not that I like, err like want to, like, say no, but like if I had a err, you know, normal like request with err like without the like word like I might like be more err you know happy to like err like saying err yes like to your like request, but as you like said like I err like really don't have" etc ad infinitum, you get the idea.
He soon stopped saying "like"

But not for long, I bet. They can't help themselves. Once upon a time, it was only valley girls who spoke that way.

Chocky 17-09-2015 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorset Knob (Post 12584051)
People who start sentences with "Look" or "So" .

Stop it right now.

This 'So' thing that people are doing is indeed bloody annoying. American shit. Not long before it gets worse. I was looking at a forum posted in mainly by yanks and one thread started:

"So here's the thing...."

CT_Palace 17-09-2015 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12584080)
But not for long, I bet. They can't help themselves. Once upon a time, it was only valley girls who spoke that way.

to be honest he's really not that bad. He's 19 and at college which may have something to do with it. Certainly not as bad as when he was at High School, only now he's asking for 50 bucks...

For Paranoias 17-09-2015 04:41 PM

Like the use of like the word 'like' like.

elgin eagle 17-09-2015 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12584020)

:D

She'll say thank you next time.

Actually thats another one; holding the door open for people in shops who just walk in like its your job to hold the fecking door open for them.

Chocky 17-09-2015 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12584020)

I don't get that? Surely those barriers are for people coming out, why is he pretending to go in? Not for a camera set up perchance? If so he's a c*nt.

Unless looking at it closely she's in on it as well with that obvious dive.

elgin eagle 17-09-2015 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12584182)
I don't get that? Surely those barriers are for people coming out, why is he pretending to go in? Not for a camera set up perchance? If so he's a c*nt.

Hmm, looks like she mouths something to him. The barriers we have can be switched to admit people or exit them at the turn of the key. He might usually get in that way, or it might be a set up for a recording as you say. Nice trip though, no recovering from that one, smartass.

Chocky 17-09-2015 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12584189)
Hmm, looks like she mouths something to him. The barriers we have can be switched to admit people or exit them at the turn of the key. He might usually get in that way, or it might be a set up for a recording as you say. Nice trip though, no recovering from that one, smartass.

Think you're right there and she does say something.

danpalace07 17-09-2015 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12583298)
People working for charities that jump in front of you on the street from out of nowhere and try to engage in shitty conversation with you

chuggers have their own special place in hell reserved just for them next to payday loan company CEO's and ISIS

chrisophiex 17-09-2015 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorset Knob (Post 12584051)
People who start sentences with "Look" or "So" .

Stop it right now.

Ooh you stopped me just in time from posting my new thread entitled :

"Sew your trousers thread".

It had pictures and everything , like .

civil eagle 17-09-2015 10:18 PM

Insects, especially the one that bit me a couple of days ago and gave me cellulitis, my arm looks like I've been on steroids and wanking a lot

mroakley9 18-09-2015 01:22 PM

The Adelaide Crows for putting on one of the most rubbish performances I've ever seen in finals footy

Hitchin Eagle 18-09-2015 01:45 PM

Psychiatrists:

So, when did you first feel the compulsion to go on Facebook and click 'like'?

danpalace07 18-09-2015 07:51 PM

Having a shit song stuck in my head. I've had that Jess Glynne bint on repeat in my head all day and I hate it. She can barely sing ffs and it won't go away

Jim Cannon 18-09-2015 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12585312)
The Adelaide Crows for putting on one of the most rubbish performances I've ever seen in finals footy

Who?

CT_Palace 18-09-2015 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12585312)
The Adelaide Crows for putting on one of the most rubbish performances I've ever seen in finals footy

Where?

KYLIE MINEAGLE 18-09-2015 11:21 PM

South Sydney fans.

For Paranoias 19-09-2015 02:40 PM

The Cloud wifi.

Why the f u ck cant it recognise me from the last visit?

Breaking rocks 19-09-2015 02:47 PM

Why do foreigners, when speaking English, say 'for sure' as an affirmative answer e.g Mouriniho?

Who teaches them this?

I've never heard it used by anyone born in the UK or Ireland.

Chocky 19-09-2015 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12586651)
Why do foreigners, when speaking English, say 'for sure' as an affirmative answer e.g Mouriniho?

Who teaches them this?

I've never heard it used by anyone born in the UK or Ireland.

Probably because it's the way they would speak in their own language. For instance when a Spaniard agrees with something he will say "seguro" which means for sure (well it does in that context but it's used other ways too).

Isle of Wight 19-09-2015 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12586636)
The Cloud wifi.

Why the f u ck cant it recognise me from the last visit?

Thought it was just me but you're right very annoying

mroakley9 20-09-2015 04:01 PM

The influx of unnecessary, often repetitive new threads after a loss

Vendy 20-09-2015 05:56 PM

Repetitive, negative, slagging every player off posters after a loss, really do they expect to win every single ******* game?!

Worksop Palace 20-09-2015 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 12589321)
Repetitive, negative, slagging every player off posters after a loss, really do they expect to win every single ******* game?!

Yes we should win every game. By at least 3 goals. We are an established premier league team now you know

in-exile 20-09-2015 06:04 PM

The points don't matter...its the team selected and shape!
Three wingers and no striker...
Three monkeys posting above my post here!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iTiLOY4hrC...California.jpg

chav_hater 20-09-2015 10:04 PM

Exiting Holborn station from the Central line.

Jim Cannon 20-09-2015 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12583298)
People working for charities that jump in front of you on the street from out of nowhere and try to engage in shitty conversation with you

It's because they are getting paid to do it. If they were just volunteers shaking a tin they would leave you alone

in-exile 20-09-2015 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12586651)
Why do foreigners, when speaking English, say 'for sure' as an affirmative answer e.g Mouriniho?

Who teaches them this?

I've never heard it used by anyone born in the UK or Ireland.

F1 racing drivers started it.." For sure the tyres will be important!"

Breaking rocks 21-09-2015 11:12 AM

Quote:

People working for charities that jump in front of you on the street from out of nowhere and try to engage in shitty conversation with you
They are on 30% of your donation.

HOL_Beagle 21-09-2015 11:18 AM

Waiting behind a car at the petrol station when the driver comes back to car (having paid), gets in and then, instead of driving off promptly to allow the car behind to use the pump, proceeds to fanny about for flippin' ages before eventually starting up.

viking's no1 21-09-2015 11:21 AM

General bad management of utensils in dishwasher.

Breaking rocks 21-09-2015 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HOL_Beagle (Post 12590477)
Waiting behind a car at the petrol station when the driver comes back to car (having paid), gets in and then, instead of driving off promptly to allow the car behind to use the pump, proceeds to fanny about for flippin' ages before eventually starting up.

You mean women.


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