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JJ 08-12-2021 12:46 AM

I was looking forward to having the Channel 7 window open on the computer to keep an eye on it while working. I missed the first 3 balls, signed in and we're 1-0 FFS. Hide the window and do some work, open it again and we're 3-11. Window now closed. :mad:

bunghole 08-12-2021 01:57 AM

Moisture in the pitch, moisture in the air, thick cloud cover overhead, so the spineless dweeb Pommy captain elects to bat first, because he was scared shitless of copping flak for not doing so.

You seriously couldn’t make it up.

History has long shown that when you’re trying to win a Test series away from home, you have to take some risks, otherwise you’re just handing the momentum and control of the matches straight over to your opposition.

Thnx for that spineless Joe, hope you enjoyed the session.

Eagle's Nest 08-12-2021 02:02 AM

Turned it on and turned it straight back off again.

bunghole 08-12-2021 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 16138713)
Simon Kerrigan and Martin McCague will bowl instead.

:D

Lol

whyte 08-12-2021 03:58 AM

We're fooked

KYLIE MINEAGLE 08-12-2021 04:39 AM

147 All out.

Aki Aki Aki 08-12-2021 04:44 AM

Just tuned in, somethings never change :

Burns out for 0
Root has a Nasser 2002 moment
No Jimmy or Broady in ideal conditions
Leach plays instead

Oh dear, back to bed :D

KYLIE MINEAGLE 08-12-2021 04:58 AM

Rain.

stinky 08-12-2021 05:43 AM

Set my alarm for 5.30 and probably not going to see any play. Fantastic.

Olympian2 08-12-2021 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bunghole (Post 16138802)
Credit to the Pakistani lad though, done a sterling job for the soap dodgers while all around him failed.

Seriously, who on earth are you talking about? Khawaja’s not even playing.

Aki Aki Aki 08-12-2021 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 16139032)
Seriously, who on earth are you talking about? Khawaja’s not even playing.

A least he learnt to spell

Worksop Palace 08-12-2021 06:41 AM

:D

Fell asleep before the start. Thank god.

Imagine my utter shock waking up to find us being blown away. And that Rory Burns is still as utterly hopeless as he was 4 months ago. Who knew?

Eagle's Nest 08-12-2021 06:46 AM

The Aussies will bat for two days now

art malice 08-12-2021 06:49 AM

Clear blue skies tomorrow no doubt.

art malice 08-12-2021 07:09 AM

Listening to Agnew and Finn on comms on TMS for that first delivery and had zero idea of how bad a shot that was. Even in the minutes after, it was all about ‘the first ball’ etc. Tell us what we can’t see FFS

Worksop Palace 08-12-2021 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 16139062)
Listening to Agnew and Finn on comms on TMS for that first delivery and had zero idea of how bad a shot that was. Even in the minutes after, it was all about ‘the first ball’ etc. Tell us what we can’t see FFS

I suppose they may have just assumed that as it was Rory Burns, people would automatically know it was fvck awful shot.

Fatboy 08-12-2021 07:43 AM

Have they been told they are not playing 20/20 anymore?

Worksop Palace 08-12-2021 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bunghole (Post 16138802)
Moisture in the pitch, moisture in the air, thick cloud cover overhead, so the spineless dweeb Pommy captain elects to bat first, because he was scared shitless of copping flak for not doing so.

You seriously couldn’t make it up.

History has long shown that when you’re trying to win a Test series away from home, you have to take some risks, otherwise you’re just handing the momentum and control of the matches straight over to your opposition.

Thnx for that spineless Joe, hope you enjoyed the session.

Credit to the Pakistani lad though, done a sterling job for the soap dodgers while all around him failed.

If you’re referring to Hameed, he was born in Bolton, nr Manchester, England.

You daft racist prick.

HTH

Worksop Palace 08-12-2021 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatboy (Post 16139157)
Have they been told they are not playing 20/20 anymore?

Perhaps that’s how they should play. Score more than 147 no doubt

RazorsEdge 08-12-2021 07:49 AM

At least rain is on our side….


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