Film or music award ceremonies.

Old people posting letters.

Just people with famous parents full stop. Went to school with a couple "my Dad this, my Dad that". Well they never ended up famous themselves, arrogant little twats

#****ken (and david)

The woman on my busy commuter train this morning who took her shoes off and rested her bare feet on the seat opposite - and then got humpy when some guy asked her to move them so he could sit down.

The fact that the human body was designed to make certain people snore when sleeping - stupid design.

I like to shit on the executive floor at work.

They have posh bog roll, comfy seats and a shoe polishing machine.

Consider it a bit of a treat and it is so much nicer than having to share with the rest of the peons who have a talent for leaving shit stains on just about every surface of the bowl.

You don't work at BHA do you?

people who make phone calls while sitting in an adjoining khasi!

Not just humans cats and dogs also snore

Donald Trump's inability to wear his ******* tie at a normal ******* length. The man's a ******* billionaire surely he can pay someone to do his ties for him or some shit like ffs don

Don't forget his hair

People who don't reply to an email or text when it's the polite thing to do. The ones where you would reply with a simple "Ok thanks for letting me know the game is cancelled" or "Thanks. I appreciate knowing that in advance".

Just basic manners, really.

The fact that I keep on thinking about changing my avatar to something else and then think 'but I've had the same picture for 13 years' so it would seem odd. The feeling goes round in circles. I think if I did I would feel a different person. But still keep thinking about it.......arghhh!

People who wont make eye contact when you walk past them

People who try to make eye contact when they walk past you.

People who walk past you

That never seems to change :confused: :rolleyes:

Is it machine washable or dry-clean only?

You bothering Hennessey again Chris/Sophie?

He just really annoys me Elgs.... he won't look me in the eye when we pass in the corridor and he can't even wear his tie properly.

Getting caught up in office politics, just sit down and sort it our like grown ups.

At last the reason you hate the Henn, just because he can't see the top of your head

Half asleep getting my blueberries out of the fridge for breakfast and I accidentally knock a Yeo natural yoghurt off the fridge shelf on to the kitchen floor. I don't think it could have exploded with greater force if I'd hit it with a f*cking sledgehammer. Kitchen looked like it has just finished holding the biggest bukakke ever world record attempt for blind people. Should have stayed in bed.

Same with milk bottles, they are made of the thinnest plastic ever.

Same with bottles of spunk.........

He probably didn't catch your email :)

Regarding the other punter, I suggest you strangle him by the tie. That'll learn him. You can use the Nigel Pearson defence :p

Danny Baker's smugness

Danny Baker

People that don't know the basic Highway Code!

Haven't read that in ages. Is there still a special section for cyclists not to read?

Surprised you notice any......

3 way temp lights...all stuck on red!!:veryangry:veryangry

People who have 'big gay bear' breakfasts like blueberries and yogurt (that are under the age of 70 cos mi dad does and he's not a BGB)

What's wrong with a sausage (preferably tomato) sarnie ??

Kin ell

WLYetc peeked out of the closet last year when he asked for opinions on which brown leather handbag he should purchase. This recent post is him still 'discovering himself' so leave him be. When he starts a thread about rollerblading or something then we'll know that he's fully Out.

Nothing's wrong with them (pos rep for the tomato)... but if you die of a heart attack after a life of breakfasts like that, then the 'RIP Worksop Palace' thread will be overtaken by Rollingstonegirl saying that you died as a result of an overindulgent lifestyle and will turn into a slanging match.

;)

Drivers flying past them when they've just gone red proceeding to hold the traffic up for oncoming vehicles.

Every thread in the Palace bit being about the same thing.

Then a thread being started to say everything is about the same thing. :wallbash:

I have organic blueberries and raspberries on organic porridge for breakfast. The yoghurts are for later in the day as a healthy snack with nuts in. Unfortunately the healthy diet usually goes out the window post 6pm as I regularly neck wine and eat junk. :supergrin:

People who cover themselves in tattoos, yes great have them but know when to stop.

Seagulls, what kind of ******* pointless stupid ******* creature are they? They literally serve no purpose on this planet other than to **** people off I’m sure. This to me proves that there is no god as how much of a **** would he have to be to create insipid shithouse twats.

Also, they’re another reason to hate Brighton and Hove Albion. What does it say about you as a human being if you wander about with one of these ***** of the sky on your t-shirt? Probably the sort of person that thinks it’s okay to have a group wank with your mates over a semi-conscious girl

(yes, I got shat on by a seagull this morning on the way to work)

I love my brown handbag and healthy breakfasts. In my defence I can still drink ten pints quicker than anyone I know. That's lager not semen.

You nearly redeemed yourself with the last sentance but utterly ruined yourself by not only admitting to eating blueberries and raspberries for breakfasts but that they are organic as well.

I respected you WLY but you're lost to me now. Lost

To be quite honest I doubt a RIP Worksop Palace thread would garner much interest outside people laughing or taking the piss. Which is frankly what I deserve and expect

It would mainly consist of: :D & :lux: I reckon.

Ticket agencies. And also their false advertising. Tickets £20, what about the booking fee? What about the fact the £20 tickets are on a Tuesday night at the very back of the Grand circle.

I certainly hope so. Would hate to think there was any mushy bollox about what great bloke I was....

You're a bloke? Well I learnt something new today.

Another client??

Yes I am

And no I don't

Thanks

Hope the new job is going down well

Pun intended

Trains
Constantly late, but when you're running behind the bastards decide to leave a minute early

hdeagle would probably find something positive to say about you.

The list gets longer everyday

He would be telling everyone that Worksop Palace is still alive and we are not proper supporters for believing that he's dead.

:D

#FakeNews

Can we get a Fig Emoji if .......

Rubbish,put it in the ****in bin or take it home,lazy *****:wallbash::wallbash:

I'm pleased (as far as I'm concerned anyway) to confirm it is indeed FakeNews..

I think

:D

Doubtful

:p

All the comfy chairs and glossy smiles on BT Sport's football coverage. Fvck off

Fulham are annoying me. I like them normally but they seem to be copying Leicester with those irritating clackers.

'Romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston.' F*ck off.

It should not annoy me, seeing as it is so important to our justice system but ******* being called up for Jury service. Second time within last 3 years as well :(

They must have changed the ten year rule. I was called at 19 and told I would be exempt for those years and ten years almost to the day I was called again.

Could be a Scottish thing.

Though will check this out and see if I can wiggle out of it :)

Bellends parking over my drive. Twice in 3 days!

you lucky bugger. getting to sit in a room and judge people sounds like a right hoot.

I did Jury Service last April. I believe that, if you've done it once before you can duck out of doing it a second time. However, as you say, it could be a Scottish thing.

The thing is I was called up, not selected and was excused a couple of days later.

The normal time limit is 2 years:

It's mostly depressing as **** and mind numbingly tedious (lots of waiting around, particularly on complex / contentious cases). It's also surprising just how stupid / inattentive or unconcerned with securing the correct verdict many serving jurors are.

Back on topic - people with tassles and or buckles on their shoes. Not sure why it annoys me so much but they seem to be worn by utter ***** and/or estate agents/used car salesmen.

Players turning up at non league grounds with individual bodyguards

Ooh I don't know, never underestimate the sheer stupidity of some of 'The Great British Public'. Working back in the public sector has opened my eyes. I'm surprised some people remember to get out of bed in the morning.

Served on jury in 1972 I was 18. Foreman was RAF type with waxy moustache and bullied everyone into a guilty verdict including one woman who after we were sent back to reach a full verdict said "oh all right then, guilty." I was only one who stuck out after listening closely to judge's summing up. 11-1. Guy sentenced, and when they read out his previous it was as long as the Dead Sea scrolls. ��

You just have to read pretty much any thread on Facebook which is popular, to understand just how worryingly stupid much of the worlds population are.

And if God is ever mentioned then strap yourself down for a real eye opening ride.

I'm pretty convinced that mankind will **** itself up well before global warming has any significant impact on the planet.

Nihal whatever his name is, on afternoon edition on 5 live

Typical BBC sycophantic false laughing irritating chuffer

Closing the A1 slip road at Worksop without any advanced warning and sending us on a 10 mile detour which meant I nearly ran out of battery in my Leaf - had to drive at 55 the rest of the way home:S:

What a f*cking bellend:

http://lbc.co.uk/mm/image/13232.jpg

Houses that don't have illuminated numbers at night.

Like posters do on here you mean ?
;)

Lazy, f...ing inconsiderate C Units of the highest order. It's also illegal, phone the plods.

It isn't illegal.

In the space of 30 seconds in a radio interview the Ukip leader said 'a long-term project going forward' and a Labour by-election candidate said 'the campaign going forward'. As ever, both uses totally superfluous. Fvck off going forward.

Clattenburg continuing in Premier Lge to end of the season. Knew it was too good to be true...hope he doesn't get any more chances to f up any of our games.

He'll ref Man Utd v Palace on the last day of the season to ensure United finish top 4 - nailed on.

His first match in the PL was our opening game against Everton in 2004. You just know we will be his last game, which we'll probably lose to another goalkeeping howler...

Train commuters who put their feet on the seat in front of them.

It is if you block someone from getting off the drive and onto the highway

They dont care if they block you from getting onto your drive, but the OB will remove people if they block access off

Things that annoy you
 

Cheers.

I've taken a pic of the car, if it happens again... I'll leave them a strongly worded note on their window screen.


(And sugar in their petrol tank)

There was a person on a programme yesterday evening who quoted a regulation that stated if there wasn't a dropped pavement it wasn't officially a drive way so she could park across the gap.

Join the police then do them.

I lived next door to a copper and a friend parked a centimeter over his driveway and within half an hour of him going to work and checking the car details my mate was identified and done.

Iy should be noted that this particular copper was a complete bastard who took great delight in getting loads of OT for going up North to beat up striking miners and left his heavily pregnant wife to struggle to get out of the car after returning from A&E after she 'fell down the stairs' at home.

It's a option.

Correct

More absolute twattishness of the highest order at work.

Implementing a major but relatively straight forward change. The self important Project Manager has changed the name of the meeting room that has been designated to the team for the week to....."The War Room". :jerkit:

Pr1ck.

Perhaps your nickname is Strangelove.

Mine. It is yes...but that's nothing to do with work :D

Gareth Keenan invetigates