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remmer 17-12-2017 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13995357)
I wasn´t allowed to meet him.....especially when they had to cut the all important "making the offer on a telephone call to theseller" scene because of me shouting "Is he having a ******* laugh!?" down the phone.

Excellent!

Blind_Eagle 17-12-2017 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13995327)
Er...

Eurgh.

Hedgehog 17-12-2017 09:58 PM

US version:

Went to the pharmacy to pick up some medication and was told it was not ready and come back in 30 minutes. Went to the gas station and the pump was not accepting credit cards, so had to go inside and do the whole signed receipt routine. Went to post office and put cards in the mail box only to see the next pick up is not until 5:00pm tomorrow (I was told by Mrs. H to take it to the post office as it would get picked up sooner than me taking it to work and putting it in the mail there - I digress). Went to grocery store to get 1% milk... none left. Went back to pharmacy, and one medication still not ready. Go next door to another grocery store and pick up 1 quart of 1% milk. Only one cashier working and line a mile long, including guy in front with half the store in his cart. Go back to pharmacy, and all my wife's stuff is ready, so I ask about mine... "Oh that wont be ready for a while, do you want to wait?". Errr no. Get home and I get a text from the pharmacy... you meds are ready for pick up!

I'm going back to bed I think.

cappuccinoeagle 17-12-2017 10:05 PM

Supermarket staff wearing reindeer antlers and other Xmas rubbish,bet most of them hate it.
The gormless actresses in the Oral B ads

Far East Eagle 18-12-2017 07:56 AM

On the 5live Football Daily podcast's intro they play this old boy calling in and moaning 'they get paid a lot of money' it gets me ******* raging every time

pallet 18-12-2017 09:49 AM

Christmas,

cranesparkeagle 18-12-2017 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyb1 (Post 13995955)
I can't remember the name of the charity but it's to help homeless people and is the advert that annoys and not the charity btw.

starts off with a young guy on the street then cuts to an old guy being led into a hostel who looks very down and out (and here's where my annoyance lies) as soon as he's greeted in his expression turns into one like a wrong un with some big sex pest grin across his chops and his eyes glaring.

Charity ads in general. Actor with regional accent, cue the violins, lay it on with a trowel and demand 3 quid a week. Does the same agency do all of them?

mushroom 18-12-2017 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 14000630)
Christmas,

I ****in love Christmas.

Worksop Palace 18-12-2017 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 14001954)
I ****in love Christmas.

Me as well

Best time of the year by a mile. Loads of work booze ups. Loads of lads booze ups. Time off work. Kids enjoying themselves. More booze ups

‘Kin ace

Hate NY and January with a passion though

andyocpfc 18-12-2017 10:15 PM

Things that annoy you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14001968)
Me as well



Best time of the year by a mile. Loads of work booze ups. Loads of lads booze ups. Time off work. Kids enjoying themselves. More booze ups



‘Kin ace



Hate NY and January with a passion though


With you on the NY and Jan bit. Find NYE a bit depressing in fact. Another year on, end of festivities, everyone’s miserable as f—k etc. First time in my lifetime I might even do the dry Jan shit too.

Love Xmas though and the build up.

Worksop Palace 18-12-2017 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 14001988)
With you on the NY and Jan bit. Find NYE a bit depressing in fact. Another year on, end of festivities, everyone’s miserable as f—k etc. First time in my lifetime I might even do the dry Jan shit too.

Love Xmas though and the build up.

Yeah same here

Although I know I’ll get half way through January and go ‘ oh fvck it let’s have a beer ‘

:rolleyes:

PalaceOfVariety 18-12-2017 10:31 PM

Toilet seats that are too small - so you are actually sitting on the bowl!

PeterH 19-12-2017 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by PalaceOfVariety (Post 14002020)
Toilet seats that are two small - so you are actually sitting on the bowl!

Did you put the seat down?

bubbs11 19-12-2017 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 14000630)
Christmas,

...and New Year. The most pointlessly chaotic and depressing time of the year. I breath a sigh of relief every January 2nd.

Mr Mojo Risin 19-12-2017 07:20 AM

I like Christmas and New Year itself, it is the incessant build up I can't stand. Adverts shoved in your face for the last few weeks, the amount of work that for no good reason has to be done by Christmas, the enforced jollity of work, the pointlessness of Secret Santa, the cold and the short days. I would be very happy if it wasn't mentioned until 24th and I was given the three days off between Christmas and New Year.

thefox 19-12-2017 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14002189)
Did you put the seat down?

No he has more respect for it than that.

pallet 19-12-2017 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 14001954)
I ****in love Christmas.

Yes most people do and rightly so, guess its just different for people for different reason. I love seeing my children having a great time , being excited and of course hopefully being happy with what they get.
What I dont like is the pressure alot of families are under money wise, the pressure and strain my wife seems to endure every year with her family issues and I think deep down the sadness that my own mother passed far too early and never got to enjoy her grandchildren.
Anyway sorry to be a miserable git.

Maidstoned Eagle 19-12-2017 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14001968)
Me as well

Best time of the year by a mile. Loads of work booze ups. Loads of lads booze ups. Time off work. Kids enjoying themselves. More booze ups

‘Kin ace

Hate NY and January with a passion though

I think Coastal Eagle will say that if you weren't born in Bethlehem then you aren't allowed to like Christmas and you are a glory hunter.

the digger 19-12-2017 11:55 AM

Not being able to fully empty my bladder while sitting down for a shit.

Maidstoned Eagle 19-12-2017 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14002588)
Not being able to fully empty my bladder while sitting down for a shit.

Could be worse, you could be emptying your bowels whilst standing up for a piss.

Purepalace 19-12-2017 12:11 PM

Eddie Howe.

Maidstoned Eagle 19-12-2017 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Purepalace (Post 14002607)
Eddie Howe.

Was watching the game on Sunday with a Liverpool mate, she said he reminded her of Sammy Lee....I said he looked like he's escaped from The Ipcress File.

Purepalace 19-12-2017 12:21 PM

:D

Worksop Palace 19-12-2017 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14002573)
I think Coastal Eagle will say that if you weren't born in Bethlehem then you aren't allowed to like Christmas and you are a glory hunter.

Bethlehem is / was very similar to Worksop

viking's no1 19-12-2017 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14002879)
Bethlehem is / was very similar to Worksop

It has lots of teenagers impregnated by ghosts?

CT_Palace 19-12-2017 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 14002906)
It has lots of teenagers impregnated by ghosts?

and boyfriends who are dumb enough to believe the attempt to cover up the infidelity.

elgin eagle 19-12-2017 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14002879)
Bethlehem is / was very similar to Worksop

:D

Bethlesop.

Sharkba1t 19-12-2017 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14001968)
Me as well

Best time of the year by a mile. Loads of work booze ups. Loads of lads booze ups. Time off work. Kids enjoying themselves. More booze ups

‘Kin ace

Hate NY and January with a passion though

Just don't go to New York in January then. Easy. :p

PALACEWU 19-12-2017 04:08 PM

Coastal Eagle

TopKnot 19-12-2017 07:48 PM

Demi Lovato’s piercing squawky nasal voice.

art malice 20-12-2017 12:15 AM

Danny Baker - smug as fvck

Purepalace 20-12-2017 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14002879)
Bethlehem is / was very similar to Worksop

Only if you replace Virgin for slapper, Inn for offie and stable for 4* hotel.

PeterH 20-12-2017 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by cranesparkeagle (Post 14001950)
Charity ads in general. Actor with regional accent, cue the violins, lay it on with a trowel and demand 3 quid a week. Does the same agency do all of them?

The whole concepy of charity by direct debit.

I prefer a campaign, even faceache or spending 30 quid in a charity bookshop or auction.

Worksop Palace 20-12-2017 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Purepalace (Post 14003628)
Only if you replace Virgin for slapper, Inn for offie and stable for 4* hotel.

There’s a 4* hotel in Worksop ?

Maidstoned Eagle 20-12-2017 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14003683)
There’s a 4* hotel in Worksop ?

I think its all about perspective

Worksop Palace 20-12-2017 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14003686)
I think its all about perspective

Certainly is in Worksop mate

Blind_Eagle 20-12-2017 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14003683)
There’s a 4* hotel in Worksop ?

The Station?

Worksop Palace 20-12-2017 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14003718)
The Station?

:D er, no.

There’s a 3* called The Lion but unfortunately it’s owned by Mike Ashley

ChiswickEagle 20-12-2017 10:09 AM

The size of womens' handbags these days, they are like cabin luggage. And then invariably there is the back up Longchamp bag. And if they are also gym bunnies there is a third bag. Most insist on having them over their shoulders which takes up far too much space on the tube. Put them on the floor at the very least.

Socrates 20-12-2017 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14002598)
Could be worse, you could be emptying your bowels whilst standing up for a piss.

Wait..what? That's not a thing?
(Asking for a friend)

Selhurst Celtic 20-12-2017 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 14003832)
The size of womens' handbags these days, they are like cabin luggage.

This disguised handbag/hip flask is pretty clever though, right?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DD85t1MWAAA49Fn.jpg

saxoneagle 20-12-2017 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 14003832)
The size of womens' handbags these days, they are like cabin luggage. And then invariably there is the back up Longchamp bag. And if they are also gym bunnies there is a third bag. Most insist on having them over their shoulders which takes up far too much space on the tube. Put them on the floor at the very least.

I guess the wife won't be getting a handbag for Christmas then :D

Stellavista 20-12-2017 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 14003832)
The size of womens' handbags these days, they are like cabin luggage.

Indeed, they are.

http://cdn.hugeboobs.pics/2017-05-01/430369_05.jpg

Bryan 20-12-2017 03:27 PM

Blokes who dry the hair in their arse cheeks with a hair dryer at the gym.

Have seen this several times and find it almost unbelievable.

It’s bad enough when they do their chest (or hairy back)

WLYWLYAWYPWF 20-12-2017 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan (Post 14004210)
Blokes who dry the hair in their arse cheeks with a hair dryer at the gym.

Have seen this several times and find it almost unbelievable.

It’s bad enough when they do their chest (or hairy back)

Sounds like you are paying way too much attention to all the naked men at the gym. :supergrin:

mushroom 20-12-2017 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan (Post 14004210)
Blokes who dry the hair in their arse cheeks with a hair dryer at the gym.

Have seen this several times and find it almost unbelievable.

It’s bad enough when they do their chest (or hairy back)

A guy used to do this when I played squash... his balls would do a little dance when he did it... quite a sight.

Worksop Palace 20-12-2017 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 14004240)
A guy used to do this when I played squash... his balls would do a little dance when he did it... quite a sight.

‘Kin ell. Squash is a hard enough game without that sort of distraction

Son of Selhurst 20-12-2017 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14002227)
No he has more respect for it than that.

Far too subtle for this site :afro:

Son of Selhurst 20-12-2017 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dannyb1 (Post 13995955)
I can't remember the name of the charity but it's to help homeless people and is the advert that annoys and not the charity btw.

starts off with a young guy on the street then cuts to an old guy being led into a hostel who looks very down and out (and here's where my annoyance lies) as soon as he's greeted in his expression turns into one like a wrong un with some big sex pest grin across his chops and his eyes glaring.

First time I saw it I thought they'd said to him "Sorry, but the only place we could setup a soup kitchen was in the local girl's school U-14 hockey team changing room." :p

Son of Selhurst 20-12-2017 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14003914)

@thefox - I rest my case :frown:

Son of Selhurst 20-12-2017 06:13 PM

Ooops! I am PeterH and I claim my £5

PeterH 21-12-2017 02:57 AM

Once again I don't get the reference?

PeterH 21-12-2017 02:58 AM

.

PIE "N" MASH 21-12-2017 08:41 AM

Being told this morning they want us to work the full shift tomorrow after telling us Monday it would be in to clean the plant,breakfast and home:jerkit::jerkit:

I won't bother coming in,feck em.

saxoneagle 21-12-2017 09:46 AM

People who actually expect me to work when I'm "working from home" the next couple of weeks :D ;)

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 21-12-2017 11:08 AM

Eating noises made by other people.

Yoda 21-12-2017 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 14005353)
Eating noises made by other people.

Toe curling isn’t it.

It’s usually due to shoving too much in their gob, which makes it all the more annoying because it’s so easily improved.

Stellavista 21-12-2017 11:54 AM

That advert with the bird who apparently shits donuts.

davech 21-12-2017 12:09 PM

When I drop a £1 coin, why does it always roll to the most inaccessible corner in the room?

elgin eagle 21-12-2017 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 14005454)
When I drop a £1 coin, why does it always roll to the most inaccessible corner in the room?

In the summer i was walking over a roadbridge that crossed a railway line at a station (cupar). Halfway across i dropped a £2 coin. The fecker then rolled past an old couple, did a right, rolled down all the steps onto the platform then fell onto the track. What a **** of a coin. To make matters worse there were some p way working nearby who refused to get it as annoyingly correctly said they would have to get a line block.

Mr Statto 21-12-2017 01:06 PM

People who don't take the window seat on the train, meaning anyone who gets on later has to wait for them to move their bag, laptop, phone, book etc before they can sit down. All to be repeated when you get off before them. It's not rocket science, if you're staying on till the last station sit in the ******* window seat

Stellavista 21-12-2017 01:13 PM

Tattooed eyebrows. Who the f*ck thought that might be a good look?

ceeby 21-12-2017 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14005478)
In the summer i was walking over a roadbridge that crossed a railway line at a station (cupar). Halfway across i dropped a £2 coin. The fecker then rolled past an old couple, did a right, rolled down all the steps onto the platform then fell onto the track. What a **** of a coin. To make matters worse there were some p way working nearby who refused to get it as annoyingly correctly said they would have to get a line block.

You just made that up elgin, so that you could get some train related technical tomfoolery onto a thread other than the Southern Railway Bastards one.

This forced me to look up what a "p way" was on Google. I now have trainspotter related search history against my google account. This will be highly embarrassing if my family or friends find out. :afro:

Jordan's Jacket 21-12-2017 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 14005554)
People who don't take the window seat on the train, meaning anyone who gets on later has to wait for them to move their bag, laptop, phone, book etc before they can sit down. All to be repeated when you get off before them. It's not rocket science, if you're staying on till the last station sit in the ******* window seat

Not when you are 6"3 and unable to get your legs under the table in a window seat. Idon't however, put my bag etc on the seat next to me

Pat of the Palace 21-12-2017 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14005478)
In the summer i was walking over a roadbridge that crossed a railway line at a station (cupar). Halfway across i dropped a £2 coin. The fecker then rolled past an old couple, did a right, rolled down all the steps onto the platform then fell onto the track. What a **** of a coin. To make matters worse there were some p way working nearby who refused to get it as annoyingly correctly said they would have to get a line block.

Bet they got it when you pissed off. :)

ceeby 21-12-2017 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 14005554)
People who don't take the window seat on the train, meaning anyone who gets on later has to wait for them to move their bag, laptop, phone, book etc before they can sit down. All to be repeated when you get off before them. It's not rocket science, if you're staying on till the last station sit in the ******* window seat

elgin subliminally made you post that

Maidstoned Eagle 21-12-2017 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14005478)
In the summer i was walking over a roadbridge that crossed a railway line at a station (cupar). Halfway across i dropped a £2 coin. The fecker then rolled past an old couple, did a right, rolled down all the steps onto the platform then fell onto the track. What a **** of a coin. To make matters worse there were some p way working nearby who refused to get it as annoyingly correctly said they would have to get a line block.

seeing as your in Scotland, why didn´t it hit someone on the back of the head when they bent over to pick it up?

Pat of the Palace 21-12-2017 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14005567)
Tattooed eyebrows. Who the f*ck thought that might be a good look?

Yep. One of my pet peeves. Very popular with the South American women over here.
Freaky

elgin eagle 21-12-2017 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 14005574)
Bet they got it when you pissed off. :)

I'm sure they did. One of them was even grinning, although that might have been because of me running down the steps swearing at it. It was like it was on some escape and evade course. I'm sure if they bought crisps with it they wouldn't have been laughing then though. That thing was cursed or possibly suicidal. Wound me up though as I was carrying a big bag of guttering fittings at the time.

Selhurst Celtic 21-12-2017 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 14005554)
People who don't take the window seat on the train, meaning anyone who gets on later has to wait for them to move their bag, laptop, phone, book etc before they can sit down. All to be repeated when you get off before them. It's not rocket science, if you're staying on till the last station sit in the ******* window seat

Just sit on their lap.

elgin eagle 21-12-2017 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceeby (Post 14005568)
You just made that up elgin, so that you could get some train related technical tomfoolery onto a thread other than the Southern Railway Bastards one.

This forced me to look up what a "p way" was on Google. I now have trainspotter related search history against my google account. This will be highly embarrassing if my family or friends find out. :afro:

Haha yeah every time you see someone by the track now you'll say to yourself, they are P Way :)

Little do you know they are pikies stealing the cable.

Selhurst Celtic 21-12-2017 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 14005574)
Bet they got it when you pissed off. :)

And bought 2 pairs of shite K-Swiss Tiger Tim Henman trainers with the money.

elgin eagle 21-12-2017 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14005578)
seeing as your in Scotland, why didn´t it hit someone on the back of the head when they bent over to pick it up?

:)

The old people must be kicking themselves to this day.

elgin eagle 21-12-2017 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 14005776)
And bought 2 pairs of shite K-Swiss Tiger Tim Henman trainers with the money.

Imperfect, if you don't mind.

Purepalace 21-12-2017 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14005567)
Tattooed eyebrows. Who the f*ck thought that might be a good look?

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/8...c165d76d66b7e2

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 21-12-2017 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 14005554)
People who don't take the window seat on the train, meaning anyone who gets on later has to wait for them to move their bag, laptop, phone, book etc before they can sit down. All to be repeated when you get off before them. It's not rocket science, if you're staying on till the last station sit in the ******* window seat


Read this and the recent revival of League of Gentlemen came to mind.

little al 21-12-2017 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14005130)
Being told this morning they want us to work the full shift tomorrow after telling us Monday it would be in to clean the plant,breakfast and home:jerkit::jerkit:

I won't bother coming in,feck em.

Flannerys boys up here mostly finised up on Tuesday, rest went yesterday.

little al 21-12-2017 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14005242)
People who actually expect me to work when I'm "working from home" the next couple of weeks :D ;)

Thief.

little al 21-12-2017 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14005766)
I'm sure they did. One of them was even grinning, although that might have been because of me running down the steps swearing at it. It was like it was on some escape and evade course. I'm sure if they bought crisps with it they wouldn't have been laughing then though. That thing was cursed or possibly suicidal. Wound me up though as I was carrying a big bag of guttering fittings at the time.

It was only 2 quid.

Here you go, it even has a train on it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LONDON-UN...UAAOSwYlRZLffC

radiomike 21-12-2017 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 14005554)
People who don't take the window seat on the train, meaning anyone who gets on later has to wait for them to move their bag, laptop, phone, book etc before they can sit down. All to be repeated when you get off before them. It's not rocket science, if you're staying on till the last station sit in the ******* window seat

Selfish in the extreme see it so often and then they look annoyed when having to let someone in
Big annoying feature at the moment the sickeningly sanitised Amazon ad. How about it gives some love to its appallingly treated worker slaves.

keltic eagle 21-12-2017 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 14006012)
It was only 2 quid.

Here you go, it even has a train on it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LONDON-UN...UAAOSwYlRZLffC

Haha. He'll get it for 1p but spend 60 quid in LPG driving to Bath to save on the postage :D

Sorry Paul :bash:

elgin eagle 21-12-2017 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14006012)
It was only 2 quid.

Here you go, it even has a train on it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LONDON-UN...UAAOSwYlRZLffC

Looks good, Mr Getty.

Wolfnipplechips 21-12-2017 08:43 PM

Monica Galetti.

Panther 21-12-2017 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14006141)
Monica Galetti.

I raise you Gregg Wallace. (Even if that’s a bit obvious.)

Wolfnipplechips 21-12-2017 08:51 PM

You’re right though. What a **** he is.

Vendy 21-12-2017 09:28 PM

Viral Marketing although I did LOL https://twitter.com/Poundland

congress 21-12-2017 09:35 PM

Online supermarkets that charge you extra for delivery at Xmas and also expect you to order twice as much.When you complain they reply with the statement that they have to pay for other overheads at xmas like extra staff!!

I answered with the reply you have more staff to fill up the same number of vans? I await their reply.

Polish Pete 21-12-2017 09:36 PM

Dog!

The new Puppy

PALACEWU 21-12-2017 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14006012)
It was only 2 quid.

Here you go, it even has a train on it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LONDON-UN...UAAOSwYlRZLffC

can someone explain to me how with free postage this can cost less than its worth?

PALACEWU 21-12-2017 09:39 PM

**** it's too late I just bought one million of them

JimmyAG 21-12-2017 09:47 PM

'Celebrity' specials

cappuccinoeagle 21-12-2017 10:32 PM

Some ad (can't remember what for) with that awful song If You Leave Me Now on it.
Houses with over the top Christmas Lights

Dodger 21-12-2017 10:44 PM

Perfectly capable adults who insist on using a pelican crossing when you’re the only car driving anywhere nearby.

Sick Bucket 21-12-2017 10:52 PM

Why are they called Pelican crossings?

Hpalace 21-12-2017 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 14006333)
Why are they called Pelican crossings?

Pe. Pedestrian
Li. Light
Can. Control area network.

Really ******* boring answer. Sorry. :)

PeterH 22-12-2017 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodger (Post 14006324)
Perfectly capable adults who insist on using a pelican crossing when you’re the only car driving anywhere nearby.

Would pedestrians crossing at random spaces also be an annoyance for you?

Blind_Eagle 22-12-2017 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panther (Post 14006157)
I raise you Gregg Wallace. (Even if that’s a bit obvious.)

He looks like a circumcised helmet with a pair of glasses drawn on it in black biro.

the digger 22-12-2017 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodger (Post 14006324)
Perfectly capable adults who insist on using a pelican crossing when you’re the only car driving anywhere nearby.

I press the button at every crossing I pass, whether I'm crossing or not. Just to add to the mayhem.

Hedgehog 22-12-2017 03:48 AM

New guy at work... has the attention span of a goldfish, and seems to think I can drop everything to help him, and when I start to help suddenly decides he is hungry or needs to go to the toilet and wanders off.

On top of this he is really ******* nosy.

He is 6' 7" and I've started to call him Sheldon (from the Big Bang Theory) as he has a lot of his traits. How do these people get through the interview process???

I don't think he is going to work out.

Dodger 22-12-2017 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14006365)
Would pedestrians crossing at random spaces also be an annoyance for you?

Cross anywhere you like, where sensible, as an adult with a brain capable of being safe.

You know when you’re driving along, only car in vicinity, approaching crossing, pedestrian doesn’t even look at road just walks straight to crossing and presses button.


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