Mmmmmm...standard formula.

Thanks :(

power finally restored. Whole day wasted because some **** couldn't drive in a straight line. ******* **** twat

I love you really.

Should have come to mine.

:supergrin: How long did you spend in Thailand. Ridiculously shit moronic drunk drivers still surprise you ?

He couldve brought a packed lunch

Partick being relegated and Bromley losing the FA Trophy Final

Me. When will I ever learn that most take away curries are utter shite and a waste of money. Better off with a cheese and pickle sandwich. I have to stop myself, may be its the beer.

Noobs at the gym who use all the equipment I use, thereby messing up my programme. Also, the two women who just spent 20 minutes on the cross trainers chattering continuously whilst slowly exercising.

:wallbash: Had that the other day two fat chicks going through the motions while yaking and looking at their phones STFU for 20 minutes.

Addiction.

Quitting smoking has led to a fruit gum addiction, which has required the development of a gym addiction

Currently trying to decipher the difference between addictive and compulsive behaviour in my life

Last week I was on a machine between two of them, one of them was shouting across me at the other...I could hear her chuntering on over the heavy metal playing in my earphones!

Fat c*nt walking back and forth on station platform whilst conducting a meaningless and dull conversation at the top of his fat c*nt voice. #seeitsayitsortit

Two miserable old ***** sitting within earshot at Wembley yesterday , in the back row , who didn't stop moaning all game and left dead on full time and missed extra time and penaltys .

:):)

Will probably be off for a cream cake and cappuccino straight after.

My tenant buying a new washing machine, and pulling the old one out without disconnecting it, causing a massive flood in the kitchen... then telling me it's my responsibility to pay for plummer/repairs, because.... "these things are to be expected when you're a landlord".

She says she didn't know the washing machine was connected to anything.... where did she think the water came from?

The new stupid nectar scheme that Sainsbury's have introduced as a trial on the iow. What a pile of wank. And to say offers expire "that's life" is an unbelievable statement on the website. If anyone here has any influence this load of bollocks get it changed back please.

No, sorry, you send the bill for repairs/cleaning to the thick c*nt.

Paul Burrell, C.NT.

Domestic pets.

Ken Livingstone - a nasty piece of work

This boils my blood.

Having an orange 'de boer' t-shirt in the wardrobe.

**** off!

I thought eBay was your closest friend?

Ah, A Level Maths...

was hoping I'd never see anything like that again

Cyclists that insist on using the main road rather than the cycle path. We spent ******* thousands of pounds on building one and then they won't use it and risk being hit and hold everyone up, just because its 200 yards of extra cycling to get to!!! ******* wankers.

The trend in the City of wearing navy chinos and black shoes. Black and blue will never do, as my mum would say.

That's where I got it from, during the ill fated De Boer era. Think I wore it once before he got the chop.

So what colour shoes would you wear with a navy blue suit ?

Brown shoes.

Our Aunt Hanna’s passed away,
We ‘ad her funeral today,
And it was a posh affair,
Had to have two p’licemen there!

The ‘earse was luv’ly, all plate glass,
And wot a corfin!… oak and brass!
We’d fah-sands weepin’, flahers galore,
But Jim, our cousin… what d’yer fink ‘e wore?

Why, brahn boots!
I ask yer… brahn boots!
Fancy coming to a funeral
In brahn boots!

I will admit ‘e ‘ad a nice black tie,
Black fingernails and a nice black eye;
But yer can’t see people orf when they die,
In brahn boots!

And Aunt ‘ad been so very good to ‘im,
Done all that any muvver could for ‘im,
And Jim, her son, to show his clars…
Rolls up to make it all a farce,

In brahn boots…
I ask yer… brahn boots!
While all the rest,
Wore decent black and mourning suits.

Brown shoes with a formal suit? :eek:

Only if you’re a creative, in IT or a barista.
For proper city jobs it’s black shoes. Always.

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People that pronounce the letter 'aitch' as 'haitch'.

Morons!

The endless emails I’ve been receiving from companies about the changes in terms and conditions.

Back pain

Innit. What's the point? It just seems to be them fulfilling some obligation and it's not like we have to confirm anything in the emails. Just a lot of bollocks.

Of course it's fulfilling an obligation. GDPR.
Have you been living under a rock?
It's a great opportunity to divest yourself of all those useless communications from companies you bought one item from six years ago.

Well Scotland is a sort of rock i suppose. GDPR eh? I never realised i had so many online dealings. I suppose they must accumulate over time.

Or if you are or were a south london football chairman.

So did I and then I went and did an Engineering degree.

Navy blue SUIT black. Navy blue CHINOS brown.

This. If you transact with them again, the new policies will apply to you anyway. Plus, I'm beginning to suspect that some firms are using this to create relationships that didn't previously exist. I've received GDPR notices from companies in Italy and Germany (in those languages) that I am confident I have never done any business with so if you are minded to respond to these requests, make sure you know who they are from.

best is to ignore all such emails. If you get one later you can act all outraged and demand free stuff

Some of the ones I’ve received only have a click through opportunity to indicate that I want to continue with them.

So if I’ve decided to drop them, I ignore the email. As a consequence, these are now emailing me daily with panicked reminders to submit my agreement to continue.

I do hope that after this week, they will finally b***er off.

As others have said, I’ve had a few emails from companies I don’t remember dealing with, so I’ve treated these as spam and will continue to junk these mails without responding.

Will we start getting them again after Brexit?

With GDPR - surely companies that hold PPI with you - should be contacting you ?

Or am I getting confused?

Finding out that someone you have welcomed in to your house used to play for Brighton..

If it was Glen Murray then that is slightly acceptable

Most people are totally misunderstanding GDPR. For example, if you've previously signed up to receive emails from someone, they don't need to get you to agree again - they already have your consent. Similarly, they don't need your consent to send you emails related to a service you have with them - ie purchase confirmations. So most of the panic isn't needed.

It’s amazing how many big companies have failed to understand this point.

You've got that very wrong.

Giving someone your email address is simply that. It does not mean they have consent to use it in any way they wish. That's really the whole point of the sodding thing.

Pulling/tearing a muscle in your back, just walking down a step. I don't understand how nature designed us in such a way that a slight pull totally incapacitates you, how the feck are we meant to escape predators !

I feel your pain. Well, mine actually.

It has just taken me 40 minutes to walk what normally takes 15, and I had to get 2 people to help me stand up earlier.

ICO have given very clear guidance around the use of email addresses. If you can't demonstrate consent under one of the 6 legal bases for processing, you must gain explicit consent before using the email address.

It may be they obtained the right consent initially, the real issue is they can't demonstrate you did now to the GDPR standard.

I agree loads of companies have got loads of things wrong tho.

Im turning 36 soon and can't play basketball even for a scrimmage anymore because of back pain after a couple of jumps. :frown:

Recovery time followed by all the right exercises at the gym just makes me think I can play next time. :sob:

Not at all. If I've already given consent for you to send me promotional emails, you don't need to seek that consent again. It already exists.

Was he there to fix your thermomix?:)

Is the correct answer

No brown in town.

Women who (face) make -up on the commutoid trains 0700am -0800am.
I don't mind quick bit of rouge and lip-stick but honestly some ladies are on the full mask-jobs taking 20-30 mins.

Yeah, I can remember my first joint too

:)

I don’t think people who don’t suffer back pain realise how painful and limiting it is when you have a spasm, especially in the lower back. I’m a very positive and happy person in life but it really gets me down as seems to take ages to heal and everything you do is a real task and effort.

Celebrity Juice. Is this what my grandfathers fought for? Typical ITV shit.

No.

Things that annoy you
 

It’s suddenly occurred to me that i used to be in possession of a football signed by a Palace squad in the 90’s.

When i younger, the next door neighbours son was friends or had a friend who was friends with a Palace player. He told me he could get my football signed so i gave him my ball and waited patiently. I remember it talking a bloody long time but, true to his word, he returned me my football with Palace players signatures all over it AND it was addressed to me!

The annoying part, I cannot remember which squad/year, although i think Lombardo’s signature was on there, and i have ******* no idea where the ball is.

Writing that has just reminded me that i once got Dean Gordons autograph, which is also lost. [emoji20]

Had a signed shirt with everyone from either our 07/08 or 08/09 squad. Not exactly the glory years, but still pissed at myself for misplacing it.

If I explained why said ex-player was in my house then your love of the Thermomix dig would be superceded...

"easy peeler" satsumas that don't peel easily. Lying bastards.

Finding empty Juice cartons in the fridge... the (recycle) bin is 2 steps away

You didn't write to the metro about it did you? Letters page today full off women having a go at someone for writing in to complain!

He hasn’t got it wrong because with both examples the continuing contact meets GDPR.

Someone has already subscribed to your emails - they have your consent.
Someone is using your service, you can contact them about that service.

The problem I think for a lot of companies is there systems simply haven’t been recording effectively how/when consent was given, so even where it may be legitimate they don’t have it on record and are basically now ****ed.

No no no no and no again

No brown in town

teenagers?

Along with empty toilet roll holder, yogurt lids left on the arms of sofa, lights left on, An interpretation of Everest made from clothes on the bedroom floor etc, etc......

Which way up are the yoghurt lids in your house?

You know you want to...

Thankfully, dairy product side up.

Joe ‘ Fecking Half Century ‘ Root

I'm not sure if this should be in the "Annoy you" or "Bore you" thread...

I have a cousin currently doing a Mediterranean cruise, so far on Facebook page she has posted 17 selfies of her and her husband holding drinks... for all I can tell they could be in a working men's club in Scunthorpe.

Sometimes world travel is wasted on the masses.

Selfie wankers

I'm s the correct answer. But I have to consider the source.

My inability to control my self-destructive, compulsive behaviour, despite identifying it ahead of time.

French tennis open. ITV4 should be for re-runs of Quincy, Minder, Ironside & the like. You can stick your Roland up your arse and f~ck off while you're at it, he was shit on Grange Hill too.

It annoys me that the telephone keypad is the opposite way round to a calculator keypad.

I use a calculator a lot and keep dialling wrong numbers when I use a phone.

Whoever thought that was a good idea is a fool.

Arrrghhh you just freaked me out with this!! WHY someone should be shot, this is going to bug me forever now:mad:

thanks :eek:




;)

But it's always nice to text someone a quadratic equation.

Always.

It brightens their day.

Waiting for news that should be coming soon but you don't know when it's coming so you constantly check your email to find it hasn't arrived and you're just left with more waiting...

Ripped your cock off again?

Not Joe85

That's what pop-up notifications are for

People who walk right behind/into you when you have a bad back.

I know it's not always apparent, but I'm on crutches ffs.

People who seem to think that small children need a whole seat to themselves on busy trains where elderly people are standing

One could chose many BBSrs but I don't like to differentiate.

'kin ell, is this what it's come to for me?