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Wolfnipplechips 09-12-2021 12:53 AM

Get in.

Wolfnipplechips 09-12-2021 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cockneyrebel (Post 16140258)
To be fair Warne is a bit of a wrongun. Around 50 and going with a teenager.

No way?

Nigel_Scarfer 09-12-2021 12:54 AM

Boooom!

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 12:54 AM

Boom

cockneyrebel 09-12-2021 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 16140260)
No way?

19 year old escort.

Bones14 09-12-2021 12:57 AM

No one is perfect guys. Just chill the **** out and enjoy the cricket.

One innings aint going to make the series. Disappointing start for you guys, but its well early. Early wickets will come for you lot if you bowl in the right areas. Don't chase the wickets, they'll come if your patient and consistent.

Wolfnipplechips 09-12-2021 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cockneyrebel (Post 16140263)
19 year old escort.

Really? Christ almighty thatís embarrassing.

GB2506 09-12-2021 12:59 AM

Labuschagne is such a ****. Trying to copy Smith’s eccentric style and just looking like a cock when leaving the ball.

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 01:00 AM

Come on Woody

Chin music to this ****

(Sorry Bones)

art malice 09-12-2021 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cockneyrebel (Post 16140263)
19 year old escort.

Coincidentally, thatís what Stuart MacGill drives

art malice 09-12-2021 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bones14 (Post 16140264)
No one is perfect guys. Just chill the **** out and enjoy the cricket.

One innings aint going to make the series. Disappointing start for you guys, but its well early. Early wickets will come for you lot if you bowl in the right areas. Don't chase the wickets, they'll come if your patient and consistent.

Enjoy the cricket?

What the fvck?

Wolfnipplechips 09-12-2021 01:05 AM

Oh good. Three more Aussie commentators.

Have Australians heard of diversity or is this what they lap up at home?

ebyeeckeagle 09-12-2021 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bones14 (Post 16140264)
No one is perfect guys. Just chill the **** out and enjoy the cricket.......

I think you mean 'endure'.

Asagaya_Eagle 09-12-2021 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cockneyrebel (Post 16140263)
19 year old escort.

Chapeau

art malice 09-12-2021 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asagaya_Eagle (Post 16140272)
Chapeau

Trevor?

Bones14 09-12-2021 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebyeeckeagle (Post 16140271)
I think you mean 'endure'.

Enjoy it. I've still it enjoyed it when you guys have beaten us. Not as much mind you, but still enjoyed it.

Old Joe Paxton 09-12-2021 01:09 AM

Are they any more **** ish things than a Safa-Australian …?

Bones14 09-12-2021 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Joe Paxton (Post 16140275)
Are they any more **** ish things than a Safa-Australian Ö?

Yep.
Old Joe Paxton is probably up there, or maybe even more ****ish:p

cockneyrebel 09-12-2021 01:20 AM

There are a totally disproportionate number of annoying Australians.

Asagaya_Eagle 09-12-2021 01:24 AM

Any kind posters here with a link to a stream?

Bones14 09-12-2021 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cockneyrebel (Post 16140280)
There are a totally disproportionate number of annoying Australians.



Happy to come on here and talk cricket. Happy to have a bit of banter as well.
:S: of the constant barrage though. You want it your way, I'll accommodate.
You want to chat cricket, I'll gladly join in.

art malice 09-12-2021 01:31 AM

You beauty

Wolfnipplechips 09-12-2021 01:31 AM

Stokes!

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 01:31 AM

Oh Ben

cockneyrebel 09-12-2021 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bones14 (Post 16140282)
Happy to come on here and talk cricket. Happy to have a bit of banter as well.
:S: of the constant barrage though. You want it your way, I'll accommodate.
You want to chat cricket, I'll gladly join in.

Fair enough.

art malice 09-12-2021 01:31 AM

Ah FFS

cockneyrebel 09-12-2021 01:31 AM

Not out, no ball.

Wolfnipplechips 09-12-2021 01:32 AM

No ball.

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 01:32 AM

Fvck me sideways

How big is that

Shiiiiiiiiit

cross 09-12-2021 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asagaya_Eagle (Post 16140281)
Any kind posters here with a link to a stream?

http://www.hesgoal.com/

adrenalin john 09-12-2021 01:33 AM

Boollix

PauLo 09-12-2021 01:33 AM

Ah bollocks

GB2506 09-12-2021 01:33 AM

Anyone else lost BT Sport on Virgin Media?

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 01:34 AM

I’ve hurt my arm celebrating that non wicket

Wolfnipplechips 09-12-2021 01:35 AM

Oh for ****s sake.

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 01:36 AM

Fvck me. Edges dropping short at the GABBA.

PauLo 09-12-2021 01:37 AM

Aussies getting all the luck this morning. Fuuuuuuucking hell.

jmemour 09-12-2021 01:38 AM

Canít ask much more of the bowlers here, theyíve been brilliant so far.

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 01:38 AM

Cordon too deep to Woakes?

Prince Phillip 09-12-2021 01:38 AM

Why do the Australians have to act out a mime after every delivery? Legz Akimbo Theatre Company. Utter maladjusts.

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmemour (Post 16140300)
Canít ask much more of the bowlers here, theyíve been brilliant so far.

Yeah no complaints there.

Asagaya_Eagle 09-12-2021 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cross (Post 16140292)

You are a great man!

GB2506 09-12-2021 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmemour (Post 16140300)
Canít ask much more of the bowlers here, theyíve been brilliant so far.

Been superb.

Havenít got the rewards for their hard work so far. Aussies should be a couple down at least.

Bones14 09-12-2021 01:54 AM

Your boys have been outstanding this morning. Seriously unlucky at times but they've really showed some character here.
Long may it NOT continue.

adrenalin john 09-12-2021 02:12 AM

Am going to bed and the radio, enough of the Aus inanity on BT sport

Old Joe Paxton 09-12-2021 02:49 AM

Awful commentary.
But BT being tight one assumes or not having resources

adrenalin john 09-12-2021 03:08 AM

England unlucky but Leach over Broad is just beyond nuts

bunghole 09-12-2021 03:50 AM

Which village green side does Rory Burns play for?

#AllTimeDud

RazorsEdge 09-12-2021 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bones14 (Post 16140264)
No one is perfect guys. Just chill the **** out and enjoy the cricket.

One innings aint going to make the series. Disappointing start for you guys, but its well early. Early wickets will come for you lot if you bowl in the right areas. Don't chase the wickets, they'll come if your patient and consistent.

Someone missed the memo Bonesy, well dropping Warner did not help either. :(

Timbo 09-12-2021 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bunghole (Post 16140315)
Which village green side does Rory Burns play for?

#AllTimeDud

You little Tinker :)

Timbo 09-12-2021 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bones14 (Post 16140278)
Yep.
Old Joe Paxton is probably up there, or maybe even more ****ish:p

Very astute :).....for an Aussie

Timbo 09-12-2021 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Joe Paxton (Post 16140312)
Awful commentary.
But BT being tight one assumes or not having resources

The Australian comms are alright, atm at least, admitting their batsmen have been riding their luck. Comms from other territories would be interesting though

Wood gets Smiff....good news and warranted

art malice 09-12-2021 06:43 AM

I had a tooth out yesterday. Miles preferable to this

Eagle's Nest 09-12-2021 06:53 AM

Burns needs a big score in the second innings

Olympian2 09-12-2021 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bunghole (Post 16140315)
Which village green side does Rory Burns play for?

#AllTimeDud

Oooh, look at the time, everybody. Itís racist oíclock!

art malice 09-12-2021 07:12 AM

Thumping defeat incoming here but we can still win this series

Aki Aki Aki 09-12-2021 07:30 AM

Leach ... oh dear

KYLIE MINEAGLE 09-12-2021 07:42 AM

Ian Chappell on the radio said he would have picked Broad instead of Leach and let Root do the spinning . Think he might have been right. Poor Leach has T20 figures.

Olympian2 09-12-2021 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 16140468)
Ian Chappell on the radio said he would have picked Broad instead of Leach and let Root do the spinning . Think he might have been right. Poor Leach has T20 figures.

Yeah, difficult to disagree, albeit with hindsight.

Aki Aki Aki 09-12-2021 07:52 AM

Pretty sure the Aussie said they would go all out attack on Leach who they saw as the weakest bowler. And there you go, another big mistake made by England before the coin was tossed. Its incredible how Rooty and co. have got so much wrong.

art malice 09-12-2021 07:57 AM

If Australia get bowled out today, England’ll send in two nightwatchmen

Aki Aki Aki 09-12-2021 07:58 AM

Just seen Burns dropping the dolly at slip. He was dropping them through last summer, why do we persist having him in the slips ? Why is he even in the team ?

Olympian2 09-12-2021 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 16140476)
If Australia get bowled out today, Englandíll send in eleven nightwatchmen

EFA

Stockport_Eagle 09-12-2021 08:03 AM

Is Silverwood's job on the line or do we not have the players?

Bones14 09-12-2021 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 16140324)
Very astute :).....for an Aussie

Why thank you ol' chum.
Shall take that as a compliment. You've made my day:D

Bones14 09-12-2021 08:06 AM

Old Leach is having a tough time of it. Weird selection that one.
Can only think Broad and Anderson must be both carrying injuries or minor niggles.

Aki Aki Aki 09-12-2021 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bones14 (Post 16140482)
Old Leach is having a tough time of it. Weird selection that one.
Can only think Broad and Anderson must be both carrying injuries or minor niggles.

Or rather Silverwood and Rooty are pretty clueless.

stinky 09-12-2021 08:32 AM

Innings defeat incoming. Will set the tone for the series.

Imagine dropping Broad after deciding to rest Anderson, and then choosing to bat first.

Wolfnipplechips 09-12-2021 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adrenalin john (Post 16140310)
Am going to bed and the radio, enough of the Aus inanity on BT sport

I did the same. Canít stand it.

Wolfnipplechips 09-12-2021 08:34 AM

Bloody hell. Just seen Leach’s figures. He’s gone for 95 off 11 overs.

How does a captain let that happen?

stinky 09-12-2021 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 16140495)
Bloody hell. Just seen Leachís figures. Heís gone for 95 off 11 overs.

How does a captain let that happen?

By picking him

adrenalin john 09-12-2021 09:04 AM

So how did picking a finger spinner at the Gabba over the guy who has the hoodoo over Australia's leading batsmen work out?

Wolfnipplechips 09-12-2021 09:08 AM

Laughable decisions off the pitch and on it.

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 09:10 AM

Just seen Burns drop. I mean, come on, it’s not even slightly difficult is it.

Pathetic cricketer.

We knew the decision to leave Broad out and play Leach (another average county player) was nuts, so no surprise at the outcome of that one.

Root and Silverwood need their heads banging together.

Shoddy work

Wolfnipplechips 09-12-2021 09:15 AM

I see Burns is the new Benteke.

RazorsEdge 09-12-2021 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 16140521)
I see Burns is the new Benteke.

He is doing his best here to be Benteke

RazorsEdge 09-12-2021 09:18 AM

Can we win this now????

(My poor attempt at humour)

Stockport_Eagle 09-12-2021 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 16140526)
Can we win this now????

(My poor attempt at humour)

Is this a double post from 00:01 yesterday?

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 16140521)
I see Burns is the new Benteke.

I think Burns is probably a better footballer than a cricketer.

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 16140525)
He is doing his best here to be Benteke

:D

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 16140526)
Can we win this now????

(My poor attempt at humour)

Yes. Of course we can.





No. No we canít, sorry.

0.bj 09-12-2021 09:50 AM

Well I guessed one bowler would break down, just got the wrong one.

Feel massively for Robinson, Woakes and Wood. Let down by everyone around them, particularly at the top including the captain and vice-captain.

cockneyrebel 09-12-2021 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 16140532)
Yes. Of course we can.

No. No we canít, sorry.

Will your 350 or my over 500 be right. Thatís something to keep the interest going :D

HOVE EAGLE 09-12-2021 09:58 AM

Archer commenting on BT coverage with its Australian bias


Jofra Archer
@JofraArcher

7 Dec
Do I really have to get bt to watch this ?

crystaljim 09-12-2021 10:00 AM

That was a fantastic attacking innings from Travis Head. Completely turned the match on its head.
At 5-195, it was anyones game, he single handedly turned it around.

crystaljim 09-12-2021 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HOVE EAGLE (Post 16140550)
Archer commenting on BT coverage with its Australian bias


Jofra Archer
@JofraArcher

7 Dec
Do I really have to get bt to watch this ?

He could always do some physio! :rolleyes:

Aki Aki Aki 09-12-2021 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crystaljim (Post 16140553)
That was a fantastic attacking innings from Travis Head. Completely turned the match on its head.
At 5-195, it was anyones game, he single handedly turned it around.

Poor chap looks like an uglier version of Mitchell Johnson

RazorsEdge 09-12-2021 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stockport_Eagle (Post 16140527)
Is this a double post from 00:01 yesterday?

No I am still stuck in a time loop when we used to play good cricket :)

Tomo 09-12-2021 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crystaljim (Post 16140555)
He could always do some physio! :rolleyes:

Ah shit, yeah. Good point. He must have done zero work on his fitness because he's tweeting about watching The Ashes.

I went to bed at 1:30. There was a degree of inevitability that we were bowling too well to not be getting wickets and it was always going to lead to a big score incoming.

Shocking decisions everywhere.
I have a degree of sympathy with certain aspects, that so many of them have had minimal cricket due to the weather, and that can excuse certain elements of play.

But brain dead decision after brain dead decision seems to be order of the day.

RazorsEdge 09-12-2021 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 16140529)
I think Burns is probably a better footballer than a cricketer.

Did he not get injured playing football during last ashes?

desperado 09-12-2021 10:24 AM

England's front line spinner taking one wicket for nearly a hundred runs and Rory Burns dropping yet another straight forward chance at second slip

Good to see some things are back to normal

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cockneyrebel (Post 16140547)
Will your 350 or my over 500 be right. That’s something to keep the interest going :D

:D

Somewhere bang in the middle I’d suggest.

Be somewhat poetic :p

RazorsEdge 09-12-2021 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cockneyrebel (Post 16140547)
Will your 350 or my over 500 be right. Thatís something to keep the interest going :D

Over 500 at this moment is hard, maybe 400ish is my guess

Worksop Palace 09-12-2021 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 16140565)
Did he not get injured playing football during last ashes?

I donít recall.

However, I vote for the squad playing football before the second testÖ

crystaljim 09-12-2021 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aki Aki Aki (Post 16140561)
Poor chap looks like an uglier version of Mitchell Johnson

I was thinking of someone from Deliverance! Who told him he'd look good with a 'tache?

Unless its a Movember thing!

RazorsEdge 09-12-2021 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crystaljim (Post 16140553)
That was a fantastic attacking innings from Travis Head. Completely turned the match on its head.
At 5-195, it was anyones game, he single handedly turned it around.

He did play exceptionally well and I just hope he donít bowl and take some wickets when we bat next that would be like rubbing salt on our wounds

RazorsEdge 09-12-2021 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 16140570)
I donít recall.

However, I vote for the squad playing football before the second testÖ

Lol

RazorsEdge 09-12-2021 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 16140268)
Coincidentally, thatís what Stuart MacGill drives

:)

RazorsEdge 09-12-2021 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bunghole (Post 16140315)
Which village green side does Rory Burns play for?

#AllTimeDud

Whichever village Green Burns played for does not matter, what matters is he made it to England first XI.

Are you getting jealous? Maybe you think you is a better player but couldnít make it to the Sunday league 4th teamÖ.

Aki Aki Aki 09-12-2021 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crystaljim (Post 16140571)
I was thinking of someone from Deliverance! Who told him he'd look good with a 'tache?

Unless its a Movember thing!

:D

Pretty sure it's a belated Movember thing and he's got his dates mixed up.


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