Faggot

Ok. Gonna get crucified for this...

But my Palace timeline gets clogged up with Palace ladies stuff.

No disrespect to them (wish them well) but ultimately have no interest.

Sorry.

Walking out of the ground after another demoralising defeat.....

And seeing people laughing, joking and taking the piss.(home fans):veryangry

Gallows humour mate.

I remember my Dad who is notoriously angry about Palace was rolling about after the Wolves home game back in 2001. At times it so bad it's laugh or cry.

Dickheads who keep their hand up in the air after being chosen to ask their invariably shit question on Question time?

Oh come on, we all do it to a similar extent. I even do it when I call my mum. And she does the same to me

You call your mum a prat?

Sitting outside a motorbike shop which is supposed to open at 8:30.......

Posted at 8:08am :)

yes I know

Minis and Fiats almost the size of Range Rovers.

You're an hour behind. Remember?

Of course I remembered.

It’s hysteria.

Good shout on the book front. I have no musical talent so the guitar thing is out for me.

Totally agree. No interest in any woman's football at all and to be honest i'm surprised it gets as much coverage as it does.

That said my current sporting annoyance is the ******* countdown to the big game that forms the wankfest Sky has managed to assemble for the Wankers vs Scousers.

This one doesn't annoy me as I simply don't watch it

This one definitely does annoy me

Totally agree. No interest in any woman's football at all and to be honest i'm surprised it gets as much coverage as it does.

Girls football in this country is growing massively year on year. Where before you would get a few girls playing in a boys team, now every county has at least two leagues of girls teams from the age of 16 down to under 7s. The interest for womans football as these girls come through will only grow.

Tossers who leave their rubbish on seats on the train when there is a bin right next to them. It's usually fast food packaging and often from McDonalds. Ba$tard clown

Or the detritus from a carload of people who have had McBurgerfriedchicken and thrown the rubbish out of the car and driven off.

And emptied their ashtray out of the window too!!!

I once saw someone change their baby’s nappy on the table of a McDonalds in Bluewater.

Disgusting enough, but even more so given there are numerous proper facilities at Bluewater.

So nothing that occurs in a McDs has surprised me since then.

Over here they just flick the ash and ciggy out the window, and then wonder why a forest caught fire.

Virgin media

Absolute *****uckets.

People who leave their shopping trolleys skewed across a whole supermarket aisle while they stand and gawp at a shelf.

The reappearance of that ******* Sky Sports countdown clock.

This time because we are all supposed to be wetting our pants that Liverpool are playing Man U.

I cannot hide my excitement :S:

Rarely see a cyclist doing this.

I once saw two mice happily frolicking together in a tub of (plastic) plants in a McD's in Streatham.

Traffic. In London suburbs. All day. Every fvcking day

The checkout staff at Lidl practically throwing your stuff at you because they scan so bloody fast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3Vgptnstyc

NSFW

Date Night :love:

I do......well, no ashtray but flicking their ash everywhere.

So that’s actually a no then. :D

Glad we sorted that one out.

After forgetting that I am an hour ahead of you, in a desperate attempt to curry favour with your peers this morning, and making yourself look silly...I am prepared, as a friend, to give you this one.

Whilst I accept your generous withdrawal on this subject, maybe you should have read my earlier post rather more carefully than you obviously did. :D

Maybe highlight it?

I did, but your poor attempt at the AfB "I was only joking" defence was, quite simply, laughable.

People who knock things off supermarket shelves & leave the stuff on the floor & walk off. Hello...it takes about a second to pick it up & put it back you ignorami.

My work here is done. Cheers Blind and your poking stick.

I can’t be accused of using an AfB defence when there was nothing retrospective about that post. ;) I was fully aware of the time difference so I made a reference in my post but tucked it away.

Be honest, you missed it, didn’t you?

Steady Blind, Pete is as sharp as a pin.

People that put tomato ketchup, BBQ sauce, brown sauce etc in the fridge.

Tomato ketchup says to refrigerate after opening.

People referring to dogs as babies. People referring to themselves as mummy or daddy when addressing their pets. Twats.

I was going to post something similar about driving in Los Angeles... every freeway (there's an oxymoron!) is a f'ing building site. It makes the M25 look like Brands Hatch.

No issue on a motorbike :p

Or, after being inspired by Suzie Dent, as sharp as a button.
(She is collecting mixtures of malapropisms)

No, I saw it, and I know you made an addendum to your post because you were only aware afterwards.Best brush this under the carpet as you are not coming out well in all this.

Since I relinquished my modding duties I am no longer able to edit a post without the world knowing. :)

Drivers of other vehicles trying to kill you?

The same ignorant morons that litter everywhere and spend the rest of their selfish lives making everyone else's a misery.

People who think it's acceptable to FaceTime on public transport with the speaker on hard of hearing monster blast hands free mode with a load of screaming children in the back ground first thing in the morning. ��

I'm sure it's been said many times on this thread already but...BBC Sports Presenter Mike ******* Bushell. What a bell-end.

Bjork - God,what a terrible singer
The rap song Hard Knock Life,well specifically the chorus
Chris Hollins

Oh god yes

Simply have to turn the tv off when he comes on. Like watching a demented 8 year old

Sky adverts with that so over the top Idris Alba ? whatever his name he needs to calm down.

BBS post history says you’re wrong. :D

[edit: doh, I’ve already answered this post. Time for bed.]

Paul Young.Should have been crucified for what he did to 'Love will tear us apart' by Joy Division.Despised the man ever since....

Even worse are the arseholes who put things back in the wrong place when changing their mind (assuming they have one to change). Means I have to double check I have the things I want rather than the things they dump :veryangry

And with that the case is closed.

Shit Chinese internet. Slow, filtered and a million pop-ups.

Berks that overtake in the fast lane blatantly poodling along on cruise control. Usually at about 1 or 2 mile an hour quicker than those in the inside lane. Oh and that Audi advert insinuating that every vehicles driver are clowns when a fair majority of their own vehicles are driven by one.

....and decide if he's going to adopt that mockney accent full time instead of dipping in and out of it like a right Luvvie.

Bad manners. Lack of gratitude.

People at work who when they want you to do something say in an email, 'Grateful if you would etc, etc......Just say 'please' and be ******* grateful when I've done it by saying 'thank you!'

So much hatred and so little time but the latest thing that's really ******* me right off at the mo is that ad where the girl and her gay male friend are in a passport photo booth.
The one where he says that Fight Club is their favourite film but then she chips in and says that it's actually Lion King.

Paira wankas.

The Tesco advert where a farmer is almost cuming in his pants over the carrots he grows.

You can't blame him though really can you?
They are pretty nice carrots.

He's probably got one up his arse right now.

And who could blame him?
They look like really nice carrots afterall.

Do people still watch adverts?

Only the ones with farmers putting carrots up their arses.

I don't. That's for sure.
I was only saying to my mate the other day that in The Congo they drink Um Bongo.
He thought he was talking a load of old rich creamery butter.
The stupid stringy cheese.

I am turning into my Dad who often complained about this. TV Drama that distorts history. Ok it was Victoria last nights episode that annoyed me. I like the program though its pretty much nonsense. The actress that plays Victoria is on my guilty fancy list (ok for you youngsters on that thread but the age difference some of you talk about on there mine would be 90 odd, so mine is in reverse though not younger than 30 I have a heart condition and anyway its just totally wrong).
I digress the issue was the death of Drummond I should of realised who he was supposed to be the name was the same. So anyone who watches it (might just be me) Drummond was a civil servant (not an MP) who was shot (3 years before the scene he was supposed to be shot for last night) , he was mistaken for Peel whilst walking alone ( none of that take a bullet stuff for the Prime Minister). I am guessing that he was hetrosexual seeing everything else about the character was wrong.

Edit Did some more Research on this so the guy he was supposed to be having the affair with never joined the court until after Drummond was dead, oh and he had 14 kids ( I know proves nothing, but does make me think the story might just be that a story). Drummond got up and walked away after being shot then got taken ill and died 5 days latter (not the dramatic death scene of last night (ok not dramatic that is stretching the acting in Victoria to far))

The new ones are worse, some gimps talking about crisps and coffee accompanied by loud close munching and slurping sounds. Makes my skin crawl.

Louis Theroux last night on his show about pimps and prossies in America.

I know this socially awkward, little boy nerd thing he does entices the interviewee to be off their guard and divulge more than they ordinarily would, but it doesn't half grate sometimes. It's like he gets them to a place but then is unable to take it anywhere because of his style and the show goes round in circles.

Ended up switching off halfway through.

James Corden. He's being called a comedian on the news. I just think he's a joke.

I think he's alright, good to see a Brit make it big in the US and some of the Carpol Karaoke episodes are good.

no ******* milk in the fridge at work first thing this morning.AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

Is Chinese internet heavily censored?

Poppy/football club badges
 

Either wear a poppy or a football team badge, not combined. You are either remembering the war dead or supporting your team, don’t do both. You have all year to wear your teams colours, you only have to wear a poppy for a few weeks at most. Maybe I’m being a bit precious about it but it really annoys.

Actually, you don't HAVE to wear a poppy at all.

People moving their leaves i.e. the one's on their property onto the public roads.

About to turn 45 tomorrow and i have a zit on the end of my nose. Hurts like a bitch when i go anywhere near it.

Constantly reading a news story about the latest thing I eat or drink that’s going to kill me . I don’t care I’m going to die one day so let me eat and drink what I want.

Just to confirm, those both annoy you - independently, or is it the combination of them?

ALL the leaves on my mother's property belong to the council - they come from trees on the street. The lazy barstewards just leave them and wait for them to be blown into people's gardens

I am sick and tired of clearing them up and having to put them in her Garden Waste recycling bin - which she pays for. The next batch are being put in council waste bags and left by the roadside for them to collect with the ones they actually do sweep up once in a blue moon.

They should just chop down all the trees. Much easier that way.

I'm with you brother.
I cleared my driveway on Friday, it's full off council-owned leaves again already (and will be worse once this hurricane removes any that are left on the trees).

Competitive poppy wearing generally annoys me. If you want to wear a poppy, wear it. If you don't, for whatever reason, then don't. It is a free country and people have the right to choose either way. But over the last few years it has become a sort of status symbol, the thing to be done with the bigger the better. If you want to honour our fallen just buy a poppy, wear it and don't make a massive song and dance about it.

People complaining about autumn.

Just warming up for winter

Nope just the zit was just stating i'm no longer a teenager. Still haven't popped it, don't alf make my eyes water when i do have a go.

Banks. 1 person on the till and another muppet wondering around the branch asking stupid question like what are you doing today???

My childs primary school has gone cashless and outsourced school uniform to tesco direct so 2 weeks ago I needed to order my boy a new jumper which was stated as delivery last week, no specific date just mon - fri.

Anyway whilst checking the progress of the order all week and getting nowhere other then processing stage friday evening they decide to e-mail me and let me know that they won't be delivering the jumper after all which I had to explain to headmaster why he'll just be going in with a no logo blue jumper but seeing as he's a palace fan there's no problem their.

Tesco :jerkit: no wonder I go sainsburys :supergrin:

People talking on the train. Quiet zone or not, just STFU.

On the phone that is, but also just noise making in general.

Buying your son games for his Playstation and him wanting to play it immediately.....and then waiting 40 odd minutes for "updates".

More updates, as they happen then. This could surpass the Nugent saga!

Having lots of nice perks in the company that I work for but the FD constantly talking about wanting to get rid of them to increase profit margin.