I once pulled up at a cash machine in Brixton where my mate got out to use it. Then a bloke who had just got his cash got in the back of my car instead of the one in front. We sat there looking at each other both thinking WTF?? Was that you?

I was ******* annoyed last night. Chopping some hot chilli for a curry and a seed from one popped up and landed in my eye as I blinked it went straight under my eyelid.

It's just as bad down your Japanese eye but don't ask.

I did something similar except I trotted across the bonnet.

I did get in a car which stopped at a bus stop.

I can't believe I got away with some of the strokes I pulled as a youngster.

Lower Addiscombe ain't that bad.

Leaving my ******* coat on the train. Only worn the bastard 4 times.

Finding a fantastic stylish coat on the train , only for it to be too big ! Looks like it's only been worn a few times.

:sob:

I did this once when an arrogant **** pulled up in traffic across a zebra crossing just down from St Paul's tube station...

To be fair, you probably weren't trolling. You seem to just be a **** which isn't trolling. But it still makes you a ****.

Posters who lack the wherewithal to be decent posters because they're too busy being argumentative, pedantic, patronising, condescending wankers.

Or Maz, for brevity.

I remember ... it's those single lever mixer taps in hotels. I can never remember whether to turn it towards hot or turn it so 'hot' is facing forward. It'd be ok if it actually changed straight away but they seem to take an age before you know whether you've pushed it the right way. And for some reason, brushing my teeth in tepid water disgusts me.

Inconsistent curry houses. Had a blinder last week. Ordered the same tonight and it was piss poor. Tempted to curl one out in to the container and post it through their door with a polite letter of complaint.

Round of applause in a certain minute of a game for some random person that dies.

Minutes silences for the most obscure of reasons.

So many of them these days they just become routine.

People who wear sun glasses indoors.

People who have jumpers draped round their shoulders but never wear them

What is that all about?

Finding a stylish coat in a bin, which looked like it had only been worn a few times, only to discover it was a girls coat.

Pathetic England batting collapses

Bono. ****.

You can add Edge too.

What kind of a dickhead calls them self Edge?

Anyone called Cliff or On the.

I take it you tried lost property at your terminating station? It might be hung up waiting for you to claim it.

After a rather drunken conference experience, my poor hungover self left my case on a train and I was pretty amazed that I got it back.

This was back in the 90's but I guess it would be worth checking out all the lost property options.

The phrase 'no problem'.

Especially when one has a meal. 'May I have the fish and chips please? ' no problem
some tom sauce? no problem
can I pay the bill? no problem

Well I don't expect there to be a fecking problem and if there is then you can fecking sort it out. Just 'certainly sir' or somesuch will do.

The new Bond Theme by Sam Smith

The phrase "Can I get a...." when they mean "Can I have a...."

I'd love it if a person in Starbucks stood there and said "There it is, get it yourself then".

People looking at their phone i/o where they're walking.

Note : I won't step out of your way !

Horses.
More specifically the riders and their deluded sense of entitlement across any path or highway.

And why don't they carry/use poo bags?

if you don't know the bloke it doesn't mean anything, surely? especially as fans of another team.

That actually annoys you? Someone dies, respect is shown by people who have an association with them, and that annoys you.

Weird.

Plastic clappers at football grounds.
Mike Dean.
A lot of other things today.

I'm not annoyed by them but I agree they start to lose their significance if they're done all the time.

Staff at PC world/Curry's.

Sinitta - talentless

That's a good point. People get hammered if they don't pick up their dog's shit but these horse bastards can leave huge steaming piles of stinking shit all over the roads. It was always a menace when I lived in Upper Norwood in 1874. C*nts.

If you change a football team's name, Millwank, Wet Sham, you are worse than Ian Huntley

Fireworks
Halloween
Fancy Dress at cricket matches

Tried the lost property route and even had a great response (to no avail) from Southeastern via Twitter. Cheers though.

Posters who claim they are over 140 years old. Old bastards.

I've remembered, I've remembered! It actually not worth the angst in hindsight.

It's Halloween decorations at work put up the first week in October... If ever there is a more stupid, worthless, consumer driven event/holiday (well Valentines I guess) I don't know what.

What is the point of Halloween decorations all over your cubical??? Some of these people are scary enough 52 weeks a year, they don't need any help. :eek:

Hope that makes you Happy Chocky and CT.... :rolleyes:

(This is an American version) We had an outside supplier come in the other day, and he asked if he could "borrow the restroom".

Later I asked him if he put it back because I needed to go...

Or "please may I have..." Or "I would like a.....please"

Manners cost nothing

The 'People I'd rather see on the team sheet than Frazier Campbell' thread

"Do the math"

America making such a big deal out of Halloween and bloody trick or treat making it over to these shores

"No worries"

I should hope not. C***.

Most of these bastards aren't even Australian.

This hasn't bugged me before, but I now see what you mean.

In a restaurant recently a young waiter took our drinks order, and every item was met with 'no problem'.

I so nearly said, good, I don't expect a simple request from your drinks list to be 'a problem' to be honest!

Glad to be a bugger.

Palace fans who lose the plot when we lose a game, as if it is the Apocalypse*.

*We're actually 6th.

Seriously?

It's 2015 and you expect a fellow human being to address you as sir and especially when your order is 'fish & chips'

I sacked my last butler for failing to call me sir

Shocked and stunned!

Was a joke

Going to a restaurant and the table next to us give their daughter a ipad to play a game on, and all you can hear is this kid playing some kind of Dora The Explorer game...
"Swiper, no swiping" and "Backpack, backpack" followed by beeps n shit.
I had to ask the matradee to move us.

I know, so was mine :)

Maitre D'.

Maitre d'

But only if we're being picky Maz.

Many thanks for pointing out my mistake.

YW. :)

Restaurants that are empty and the waiters direct you to sit next to the only other people in there.

Should not that be YAW?

'Glaziers Fan'

'Scro'

With annoying kids on video games?

:lux:

It's like a shit B side to the McDonalds jingle.

Now I can sleep and its a very valid annoyance. What sort of company other than one run by David Brent would put bloody Halloween decorations up? Sad and pathetic. Oh I forgot you're in the States.

I'm too ******* angry to comment on BBC's arselicking Man U wankfest month....

5th October BBC1 21:00 - 22:00 Rooney: The Man Behind the Goals
11th October BBC1 22:30 - 23:30 Sir Alex Ferguson: Secrets of Success
11th October BBC1 23:30 - 0:30 Rooney: The Man Behind the Goals
14th October BBC1 23:10 - 0:10 Sir Alex Ferguson: Secrets of Success
15th October BBC3 21:00 - 22:00 Rooney: The Man Behind the Goals
29th October BBC1 21:00 - 22:00 Class of '92: Out of Their League ep.1/2
5th November BBC1 21:00 - 22:00 Class of '92: Out of Their League ep.2/2

***** ***** ***** ***** :veryangry

When is Cantona: F*cking C*NT on?

What about Saturday night? Man Utd: Pissed on by the Palace?

We can hope.

I keep applauding the BBC on faceache when they manage to shoehorn some mention on Manure into one of their Motd, Bbcsport statuses. I get dogs abuse for that. :)

******* BA wanting to charge me $700 for the pleasure of using airmiles to fly to London and back.
The ******* economy price, without burning any airmiles is $1021 on the exact same flights.
**** off.

AA for week of intermodal is $914.7 day min stay.

Good one. This pisses me off as well and is the reason I have nearly half a million of the ****ers 😡

Isn't it the Heathrow taxes you are paying, not BA?

Paid $22 for two using my AA miles to Hawaii.

The constant whingeing about ffs going. He's gone ffs, leave it alone.

It's not clear from the website what the individual "taxes, fees and ticketing" charges actually are. Nevertheless, BA chose to operate out of Heathrow, therefore I would say they have a big say in what "taxes, fees and ticketing" charges are actually levied. And to be honest, I don't care. I expect to get my flights for next to nothing when using my airmiles - that's the whole point of them. BA should be covering those taxes (or whatever) within the airmile price. It's a disgraceful rip-off.

Mrs CT flies to Santiago tomorrow with LAN using my BA airmiles for $25.

Tax from Heathrow would be about £120 pp the rest is simply profiteering by BA. Starting to build up star alliance miles as at least you can use them.

In fairness the tax imposed on flights is hardly BA's fault.

I use my airmiles to book hotels in expensive citiies: Venice, New York etc always seems more of a saving

If it was just taxes then fair enough but BA seem to add a service charge a booking charge and then some other charge way above the airport tax. I've used mine for car hire a couple of times but flights are a waste of time

You haven't worked out the best way to use them then.

NO;)FFS:moo:

Completely agree - he's gone and no matter how many people say 'but and if' it isn't going to bring him back.

And that would be, given that I need to get to London?

It's got nothing to do with the taxes. I don't give a flying **** what the taxes are. I want to use my hundreds of thousands of BA airmiles to fly on a BA flight to London and back without paying any costs. Like they should be used for, and are used for if I fly anywhere else on a partner airline. But I can't, BA want to charge me $700 for the pleasure. Why can't I pay for these ridiculously exorbitant costs with my airmiles too?

You should never have moved to America then. You should've stayed at home and watched a load of John Johns fighting outside KFC every day.

Lol. Lol. And more lol.:p not heard that in years.

ahhh the good old days.

Watching us lose on a french speaking stream, turned on, tuned out an d now going for the Rizzla. FFS

The moaning on here tonight. It's only a football match.

Just to show AA can be A'holes also, my wife has 16,700 miles that are going to go away just after Christmas, 16,700 miles will not even get you one night in a Motel 6, so I inquired about selling them to me, as I still accumulate miles.

You can do it using the Sharemiles program which tells me to transfer the miles to me would cost $200!

I guess I will just let them expire, as I don't see them being worth $200. :(

Visit the flyer talk forum for some good advice. :p

Because it's a tax and BA have to pay it to the taxing authorities in cold hard cash. Miles don't cost them a fraction of the perceived value to redeem.

Newsnight, never been an avid watcher but when floating the channels of an evening I usually end up with it on a few times a week, Evan Davis is possibly the most annoying person on tv, haven't watched it for a while since he took over and caught a bit last night and he was again complete dogshit, my 5 year old could interview people better. Stick him on Cbeebies and get a proper anchor in notably James O'brien who when he has stood in for him has made the show far more watchable and interesting.

Even if this is the case and BA don't want to subsidize their frequent fliers, the total tax on a return flight NYC-LON is $236. BA charge a "carrier imposed charge" of $458. There's no excuse for that.

Central heating being whacked up to oven like temperatures in every pub or restaurant despite the fact it's not even remotely cold. I tend to go to these places to try and relax and unwind and sitting their pissing with sweat feeling as though I am about to pass out seems to have the opposite effect for some reason.

Sounds like my house, I leave in the morning and its fine get home and its like an f'ing sauna.

Are you disrespecting his mum?

No but you outside now. I'll pull your hair whilst people tut at a bus stop. You slaaag.

People on groups buying their drinks individually in a pub. F*ck off you tight c----s!

The fact that autocorrect changes the word in to on when it never makes sense.