Palacesque almost.

Was better without the picture AM I RIGHT, HEY??

Is this Benaud CGI on TMS?

Ok now I’m actually off to bed.

Check PM's if you can be arsed.

Simon Mann bringing up Botham 81 FFS

WE ARE THE ARMY. THE BARMY ARMY.

Repeat x100

Where's Maidstoned

Hope c out b inevitably 0

ROBINSON AND WOAKES BATTING MASTERCLASS INCOMING

Getting bummed up off a donkey, no doubt.

Is that 4 caught behind? And one at slip? How many of those were balls they could have left outside off stump?

******* rubbish from Malan, Root and Pope early doors.

Left the party at this point and I’m just in.

Can’t even bring myself to look at the score.

What the **** sort of shite was that from Root? Wouldn’t have hit another set and he’s gone neither forward not back. Hopeless.

That final ball last night, way outside off and Root fished at it. A sign of uncertainty. They ain’t much better though. Gotta bounce back.

Hope this doesn’t jink things moving forward FFS ya paranoid fvckfaces

Moving forward we can only go forward from here. Unless we go backwards.

In these cliched times, we can deffo go backwards moving forward

I think you guys haven't had a lot of luck tbf, but feck me, you've been your own worst enemies with the bat. Given us so many wickets with shit shots and decisions.

OMG WE’RE LEVEL

Is Quinton Hull and Beames ? If so its fing shite. Totally amateur hour.

Stokes went a little back, a little forward and a little sideways all in one go for his dismissal.

But they will go again.