That’s now ancient history.

We are hopeless.

Root and Silverwood.

Bingo.

Not had the rub of the green though.

Jos Buttler taking a single - just not even bothered TRYING to make them bat again.

They genuinely look like a team throwing wickets away to get back on the surf board. Absolute tossers. Public school arse-shagging tossers.

Indeed. probably makes him feel better.

horrific performance, absolutely gutless. Root our only good bat, but some of these should have been binned off years ago, Bairstow, Buttler ffs never been test level batsmen. Crawley has been utter shite apart from one mad innings, so why bring him back in. Stokes on his day great player, but seems to be amazing one game and total shite in the next five, way too inconsistent. Fair play to Jimmy Anderson bowled superbly yesterday about the only positive from the game.

My wife’s just said the worst thing about this series is they’re not even a hateful Australian team. Even my missus thinks the English are wet weekends. :D

Finn now on TMS.

Get ready for an absolute ROASTING

Oh he’s being quite nice

Silverwood needs to go now. Put Eoin Morgan in place before the next test.

You have to say that without a competitive ashes series test cricket is in real trouble. The death knell is being sounded.

I honestly don't know how you loose by an innings and a handful when the oppo only got 267.

I feel better now, because they've actually finally won it outright with no controversy.

We are shit.

Should play against the Australian Women's Team next time, might be able to avoid being whitewashed.

the only hope is that covid wipes out the remaining 2 games so at least it can go down as a 3-0 loss rather than 5-0.

Fireworks going off all over Mumbai.

lol - at least you only have to watch us twice every four years

I'm English, obviously you have'nt picked up on that.

Disgrace. But we’re just not good enough. We can talk about changes and this that and the other but we are quite literally shit at red ball cricket.

Too much time and money invested in white ball cricket has left us with shit. The Hundred, played in July and August just to get the kids and Mums involved. **** off! Absolute bollocks.

Matt Smith on BT: “we should point out we always get hammered Down Under”

^that’s precisely the noncey upper class attitude that infests the English game and holds it back - you think Bruce and his mates are saying that on their Qantas jet on the way over here?

Root and Silverwood currently waiting for the ‘three nil down’ Powerpoint page to load