.

I quite like the idea of Carriers I use carrying out maintenance on their fleet.. albeit 4 hrs is a bit of a delay

People who dry their hands on tea towels in our staff kitchen, instead of using the paper towels provided.

Tea towels are there for drying things - hands included. They are also not wasting paper.

Agreed.

Diane ******* Abbott :veryangry

Windows 10.
Less of an Operating System, more a stealthy electronic census of who you are, where you are and what you're doing.

"life hacks' - they are just tips

Annoy doesn't seem a strong enough sentiment!

No.

Really.

Non EU conforming bananas....

The new £5

Red the colour ...it's so negative!

Space travel..... This can only help the alien invasion!

Hobnob biscuits that don't have chocolate! Why bother!

Not having a dry foot to coconut cream!

Clouds!

In-exile, this is the 'Things that annoy you' thread, not the 'What have I just forced up my fundament' thread.

Emily Thornberry - she's so smug and patronising that I'm always surprised when the caption comes up saying she's labour not tory

Having seen them from Both Sides Now I can't agree with you - sorry.

She is handy to have onside for Labour and appeals to the wavering Tory voters , Ideal to appear more for Labour in the final days before the vote , She bats any tricky questions calmly into the rough .

Nice metaphor mix. :)

I am proper sick of so many people on social media flooding it with their political choices and berating everyone for not sharing them. The copying and paste of preprepared material written as if it is an individual penning it is tedious. I know elections are important but is all of this necessary? Stop it! :)

With you all the way.....makes social media even more sh**

Worse, the sharing of unfunny and/or lying memes.

Which is becoming more and more prevalent, from both sides.

Tea towels are seriously unhygenic things to use in a commercial kitchen

It also seems to bring out the worst in people too. Nice quiet reserved friends are now screaming at each other 'virtually' over ridiculous non facts and points and probably relationships between them will never quite be the same again.

Even watching the breakfast news is traumatic now. Not because of the content, but because of the determination of every presenter to be an even bigger dick than Paxman/Day etc. Rubbish. Just for once I would like to hear what they actually have to say (not about the other party, about the issues).

I am proper sick of so many people on social media flooding it with their political choices and berating everyone for not sharing them. The copying and paste of preprepared material written as if it is an individual penning it is tedious. I know elections are important but is all of this necessary? Stop it! :)

.

saw this on facebook, food for thought for all you sheeple

https://i.imgflip.com/1q3oyc.jpg

#makebritaingreatagain #ukip #stupidwanker

Not as bad as curtains though.

the suggestions bar on the right hand side of youtube.

You search and find what you want, then you see something in the suggestions bar and you're hooked. Next thing you know you've wasted hours that you will never get back.

I agree. But also love it at the same time.

Andrew Neil. Self-loving, overbearing, vain, tabloid and smug. And as for his ridiculous hair....jeez!

Really ? I love listening to him shoot down both sides and Fallon looked like a little naughty child just now.

Tim Farron

Is that actually his hair or did he stick that grass stuff that you get for model railways there and dye it.

Thanks ,that's how much notice i take of him !!

Granted he beat up a weak politician with his blustering style, but showboating over easy prey is not an interview. I am not paying my license fee to watch him massage his ego .

Years ago, Private Eye gave him the nickname "Brillo", presumably after 'Brillo pads" :D

Thinking it's Tuesday when it's only Monday.

The feckin oxygen thief's who thought it clever to push over 6 bikes in the bay outside the site today,including mine:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry

Annoyed don't cover it:wallbash::wallbash::veryangry:veryangry

Ex-girlfriends who call you while upset over some silly comment by some silly work colleague which forced her to become shit-faced drunk and call you to bend your ear about it in a slurred voice when you've just woken up and don't know upon what planet you currently reside.

iTunes updates

Humidity

Barclays' new 'Let's Move Forward' slogan

Most people in general. Bunch of goits

Selective mods.

People who shout move down on a crowded tube when it is impossible to do so and then get off after one stop. They probably spend a lot of money on gym membership but can't be bothered to walk for 20 minutes instead of clogging up the tube. Utter morons.

People who can't shut up for a minute's silence.

Shopping in John Lewis this morning when they made a polite announcement that they will observe the minute's silence at 11 o/c and why. Ten minutes later there's another polite, respectful announcement that the minute's silence is beginning.

Staff and shoppers all stop and stand in private, silent reflection. Except for one couple (probably 40-50s) visiting the TV display who continue to discuss the various merits of a TV. As all other sound stops, I can hear them chatting away and they're British (so there's no excuse that they didn't understand the announcement). The whole store is silent, everyone still...they must know!

I'm thinking surely they'll realise and stop soon, but no, the guy walks past a silent group to approach another TV and calls even more loudly to his partner, who calls back her reply.

Not wanting to make things worse by asking them to shut the F up, I tried the very English solution of a cough to get their attention..no success.

When the minute ended, several customers were loudly criticising their behaviour, but I suspect they continued to be oblivious.

I don't get it...they came across as so self-absorbed that they couldn't stop discussing pixels and picture definition for 60 seconds. Disgusting lack of manners, and no respect for others who wanted just one minute of quiet.

At one point I thought the man was about to disturb a member of staff, who had his head bowed, by asking a question...had he done so, I would have had plenty to say to him at 61 seconds!

I don't know how you kept your cool. Sometimes things unfurl in front of you and you just can't believe people are so ignorant.

Metropolitan Liberal Elite

Those who think metropolitan liberals solely make up the elite and throw the term around to describe anyone who thinks the Daily Mail is ill informed rubbish.

Kin vet bills.

Another £68 for an injection and a bit of paste.

Are you wearing a cone of shame Mr Wolf?

People that build up the queues in the bank to pay their bills when I'm trying to get the wages.Havent they heard of direct debi?

Not personally......thank god for your edit.

:D

Real ale that's too cold.....

Those who think that the people who question the rabid, insistent, repetitive never-in-the-wrong Metropolitan Liberal Elite actually care for what's in or even read the Daily Mail.

That would be craft ale surely (pedant that I am).

Twitter.

Craft ale?Most of it is just keg beer by the back door.A few good uns but mostly piss imo.

Well at least we agree on one thing.

So true. It was only the fact that it was a minute's silence that stopped me, because I didn't want to make it worse.

But you can't reason with unreasonable people, they usually get aggressive and abusive back, and then all you've achieved is ruining your own morning.

On the plus side, everyone else was fine and there was mass condemnation of the mouthy couple.

What about those of us in the Market Town Liberal Elite in Middle England? Can we annoy you too?

Were the mouthy couple aware of the mass condemnation. or did they leave oblivious to the muttering and tutting?

Mate to some people there is nothing more important than the latest flat screen to watch the crap that is served up on it. I mean what is more important a show of respect or the latest episode of My Kitchen Rules ,or what ever it's called in the UK.

Could it be that the minute's silence was being broadcast live & they thought the TV sound wasn't working? (Er, no...Ed.)

People on here neg repping craft beer

People that build up the queues in banks waiting to withdraw cash for wages when I am waiting to deposit the yearly takings from my penny arcade. Haven't they heard of bank transfer?:)

What's up with the Mrs now ?....


;)

Carling 'lager'.How anybody can drink that is beyond me......

It's a decent lager

Far better than other stock lagers like Fosters and Carlsberg.

Next to a San Mig or Estrella it's pants though

Likes, rep etc. etc.

Who gives a ****?

I like that post so I have repped you*




*not really

I do like your Editorial notes at the end of your posts :p

People that pronounce beige as bage (as in sage). Utter,utter w*nkers!

When I next looked in their direction, they'd gone. Whether that was to the till to pay or whether the wife had whisked him away (he was the worst offender) I don't know.

I was rather hoping they'd asked to buy a telly and the staff had said 'nah, we don't want your money, let us escort you to the car park instead!'.

Lol.

I'm 90% thinking it was ignorance, but 10% of me thinks he might have been taking the whole message of 'carry on as normal' very literally....as in, I don't stop my business for anything. But that's conjecture.

People who cycle on the pavement.

Especially in the City

I hate the colour and all conotations but ...

Isn't that how you pronounce it?

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/pron.../english/beige

Excellent point.

Is sage pronounced saggy?

tv footage of Austria v Germany.....when they played out a draw without trying in order to eliminate Algeria.....how the hell were they allowed to cheat like that.

People with beards who pretend they like it.

I always thought it rhymed with Sade.

Sade?
As in the Marquis de Sade?

I always assumed it was the word "age" with and s on the front ...

Only by the Yanks.

Like Bay-zill and Orreg-genno

Or the singer Shah Day?

Which one can find in the erb section of the supermarket.

People with beards who wear trousers so short they expose their shit choice in socks, wtf is that all about?

On the subject of short trousers, those 3/4 trousers are ******* ridiculous, even worse are the tracksuit sporto version.

Maybe I'm getting old, but beardies aside, a lot of 'yout' look like extras from a Wham video.

Gunts-horrible things:eek:!

You've just proved my point!! The voice on that link says it with a soft 'g'. Any more of this rhyming with wage or sage, and things are gonna start to get messy!

Apparently that's OK because they once saw a car driver do it.

I got given the middle finger by an idiot jogger running down the middle of a one way street towards my car.
I hope her next meeting is with an large lorry. F*ckwit.

Still, on the plus side, she was wearing all the right clobber.
Why are these c*nts polluting my city?