What I don't understand is the implication from those ads that when doctors say you don't need antibiotics but you reply no you really do want them, the doctors just give in and write a prescription. Or are people off scoring whatevercillin themselves from some dodgies down Brixton High Street?

Someone in front of me today indicated left which I assumed meant they were pulling next to the kerb to park,so I slowed down.To my amazement they turned right at the junction instead.

It's the ones who indicate left, and then swing out right before turning left. Who are these dilberts?

I had a good row today with some twat in a Range Rover, who turned right with me out a two lane road, and then tried to cut across me to turn left. He wouldn't have it that the road markings from the exit road clearly showed right hand turn from both lanes. F*cking moron.

I've always wanted to have the balls to just crash into them. Surely the insurance company would rule in your favour, especially if there were cameras nearby.

On another note why do people in Range Rovers and 4x4's seem to think that when driving along a road and there are cars parked on one side of the road that they have the right of way to drive right in the middle of the road forcing you to wait between parked cars despite there being enough room for two vehicles to easily pass each other if they stuck to their side of the road?

Paul Barber, Chief Executive of BHAFC, popping up as 'someone you may know' on LinkedIn.

Delete.

Fill out a form...

Question: Are you eligible for benefits under a foreign social security System?
Answer: Yes
Question: Country where eligible for foreign social security benefits?
Answer: United Kingdom and Northern Ireland (the) (drop down menu, not my words).
Remarks: United Kingdom of Great Britain social security is not available until 65 years of age. I will apply in 3 years time from now (my words)

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Get a message on my answer machine at home today... We see you are receiving social security from the United Kingdom. We need you to provide details of this income and when it started. Please call me at 866.... (the message ended cutting off the rest of the phone number)

Apparently we have jobsworths working in government agencies here too!

"arrows"

"darts"

HF letting off smoke bombs while playing darts.

Zulus. Dart-chucking wankers.

Perhaps because thi week, your phone's GPS identified you being marched around Sussex for two hours, being forced to piss behind coaches?

Racist

The increasing trend of people who seem to just pull out at roundabouts turnings etc whether its safe or not, knowing that you as a normal sane person will slow down.

In Spain, during Franco times , the law was that if you were ON the roundabout then you had to give way to traffic approaching it....hence loads of old timers just driving straight in front of you.

Arrows

I may have posted this before...but the trend is getting worse...People on trains...in particular Southern line who put their feet on seats. Happens every journey now...fecking peasants.

Nish Kumar can FOAD.

Read the bbc predictions v Mark Lawrenson to understand my rage.

WAC.

Tell them to put their feet down. Some bloke once had the front to argue with me that he had a bad leg.

Snooker balls.

I do hope you insisted.

And he now talks with a limp.

It's not something that demands a violent reaction, it's easy enough to shame these people into removing their feet from the seats.

Who the f_uck is Nish Kumar?

He's an unfunny digit who first came to my attention as a giggling simpleton on the tv programme Taskmaster.

I'd forgotten about him until I read the bbc website today.

Now he's making light about an assault that led to a murder of one of our fans. And he's from Croydon too. I'd like to meet him.

There may be a few that’d like to meet him then [emoji4]

Gary Cahill’s walk, straight out of the John Terry marching manual.

Taking back a faulty head cam to Morrison's for a refund that was purchased on black feckin friday for £40,only to find the same item on sale for £30.You c*nts had me over:wallbash::wallbash:
Well feck you,i got me own back to the tune of £90,no i'm not proud of what i did but feck me was i riled by these thieving c&nts:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

Was there a gun to your head when you originally purchased the headcam for £40?

I looked at these and nearly bought one for my motorbike as they had clip kits included. Any good?........when they work.

Promoted as a special black friday sale,following week £10 less.Had me pants down,no spud guns in site.

Was all good till the 5 minute loop stopped.Great hd but battery life was short(maybe part of my camera fault)Only used for 2 days then got the fault:frown:

Mmmm.....Black Friday.

To be fair, you pays your money and you takes your choice.

It’s a sophisticated game. You can’t moan about it if you were happy with the price when you bought it.

Annoying that it’s faulty though.

Off down to Morrisons to see if they have one tomorrow :-)

Bargain. Better than a Black friday deal ;-)

Fault was a pain but to find it £10 less the week after is a piss take,still i'm happy with the outcome :lux::lux::lux:

Got to have a proper bike to buy one,think that's were i went wrong:frown:

Service charges being added to restaurant bills

Nowt wrong with them if they actually go to staff. It's when they don't that they wind me up.

Service charges and tipping should be outlawed. Transparency in prices, fair wages for workers.

Millennials
Politics
Students
The media
Tax
Jobs worths

People who use words like 'millenial', 'virtue signalling', 'soc lib' because they saw some other people use them and they think it makes them look clever

And the recent trend of companies ruining old classic songs by using them in their shitty, annoying adverts

Things that annoy you
 

Christmas shopping. Pre-internet, a day in Croydon or Bromley could sort it all out in one hit. Now there’s no shops so you’re forced into ploughing through the Internet, looking at two dimensional pictures.

Then you have to hope they get delivered, annoy the neighbours with a stream of parcels they have to sign for, or organise delivery at a drop off point.

All for a load of tat nobody wants

Rain at the Ashes.

VFR counts :p

Just been down, they sold out at£40 never even had them at £30

Edwina Curry

Should Jobs worths have have capital W ?

No hope of a suprastadio amphitheatre announcement tomorrow. Tis a shame.

Come on, Stirling, you know you meant to put that in the Guilty Fancies thread.

I don't accept parcels for neighbours, if they can't have the courtesy to be in to recieve the shit they buy, they can **** off.

I very, very rarely buy online, I prefer to use real shops.

On the internet you can avoid Sharon from New Addington, who brings her brood out to do Christmas shopping with her rather than get someone to look after them. Bored, wailing kids, and soppy Shaz not getting why they are playing up. And ****head Shaz repeats it the following year. And blames the packed shops on the immigrants.

Blimey, Sharon shops in Santiago.

Currie.

Mark

Chicken

Certainly does. Sharona. Same profile takes her kids to an even more packed open Christmas market. I am happy to have gotten all the presents bought and delivered via internet already. Grandkids have specials bought from the USA, unique to Chile. Going a jigsaw theme this year.

Gotten ??

Fvck me

:)

The current trend of "I'm bored of..."
Has the world turned into pre pubescent teens.

Having spent two years eliminating “like” from my kids vocabulary my daughter now tells me to “wait” every time she begins a sentence.

I’m not even ******* going anywhere.

People who start a reply with, So. It drives me mad.

Agree 100%

So true.

It's become an epidemic. I want to punch them in the face. All over radio interviews now. Why? Is it shorthand for 'I am a smug c*nt'?

Nooooo please don't tell me this is going to be the next grammar fight. I am so fed up with drilling out "like" and "fings"

Nothing wrong with that, used in the correct context :p

In the spirit of fairness I should update this.

Despite numerous attempts by both the case manager from the government office in question to contact me Thursday and Friday (voice mails at home, and voice mails on my mobile Friday), and me calling them back on Friday we failed to actually talk to each. I was pretty frustrated (with myself as much as anyone for not hearing my mobile on Friday - bloody work!) and had given up hope with talking to a person.

To my surprise on Saturday morning around 8:55am local time (during injury time of the Palace game) the phone goes, and I start to swear at bloody telemarketers interrupting the game and was going to ignore it, then I saw the number calling and recognized it as the one left on my mobile by the GO.

The lady was very apologetic for calling so early on a Saturday, but she understood how hard it was for people working to contact them during the week. I told her I was impressed, and not to apologize. I was happy to talk to her, and sorry she had to work on a Saturday.

Anyway we sorted everything out about the UK pension in minutes, and there are no additional forms to be filled out (she took my word for everything).

All's well, and I am sorry for my initial annoyance, which has now turned into being impressed with a Government agency that caterers to the working person.

I owe them and the lady for calling her a jobsworth.

:p

Got the same cam (without the Discovery logo)at Euro car parts,£40:p

Little Mix. Surely it can only be about the $$$ for them

Andrew Flintoff - isn't it time he disappeared from public view?

So frustrating.

How about starting sentences with "Basically", and then repeating same word numerous times ?

That is LITERALLY the worst fing ever, ever, EVER!

wooden balls in bowls on the table. wtf

Channel 4 putting adverts on for vaginal dryness when I have my nan visiting.

Guardiloa moaning about the opposition. Fvck off

Fashion without function.

ok, so......

Why do people use this to start a sentence?

The biggest annoyance for me at the moment is music, especially shitty covers of songs sung by trying to make an unusual puppy noise whilst adding random consonants to the beginning of words.

Yeah, covers of songs is a good one.

Make your own songs you unoriginal bastards. It's not the bleeding x factor.

[QUOTE=Wolfnipplechips;13972643]Having spent two years eliminating “like” from my kids vocabulary my daughter now tells me to “wait” every time she begins a sentence.

Having the same issue with my too, every sentence starts with wait what??
Drives me mad.

The last of my brood is hitting the teenage Kevin and Perry years and has started the repeating stage.
"Have you done your homework"
"Homework?"
"Yes Homework"
"Which homework?"
"Whatever you need to do"

Or "Can you take out the Recycling?"
"Recycling"
"Yes Recycling"
"Which recycling"
" the only one we have in the house the cardboard"

This is a tactic to either delay what he has to do so he can get 1 more goal on Fifa or to frantically think of an excuse for not having done something even when he's done nothing wrong

We have that, we also have the response "Just a second" when they're asked to turn off whatever Youtuber they're watching and do something else....my wife leaves it and keeps asking, my kids know that dad only asks once and then they get the technology taken from them.

I am willing to argue this until the cows come home.

How are you with I have forgotten vs forgot.

Or learned vs learnt..Or burned vs burnt.

For me, i have got doesn't sound quite right.

Language should be flexible not rigid.

I wouldn’t necessarily argue about the grammatical correctness of the word, rather the fact it sounds fvcking truly awful when it’s said

Went into B&Q today they had 1 till.open with some.old dear on it who.must have been about 70
She was very slow and under preddure with a long que, and no help at all.

I'm not going to lie, is the other one I had to batter out of circulation at home.

Missed that one fortunately but have had a lot of "oh my days!" Which I haven't jumped on as it's preferable to my ffs

Lauren Laverne

Claudia Winkleman

Did you get drunk whilst waiting?

That's "trust me" in my house. Which I pointed out to my son that anyone whoever uses that phrase is about to lie.

70 ? Must be B&Q's new office junior.

Very good I could of.

I accept that stay-at-home mums may get a little bored of the company of their children but it is no reason to waste everybody else's time by talking mundane bollocks to every salesperson they encounter.

Anyone ?

:lux:

I used to fancy Claudia, but yes she is annoying.

Here´s a new game, work out which word is stressed in this sentence.

How about "Very good I could of"

What about in this context?

Your wife left you for another man, took the kids, house, and even the dog. How are you coping.

Dont worry, I have gotten over it. Dont worry, I have got over it.


The first sounds better to me. Always has.

I would be careful using thag in my house. In our context, it is usually the wife harping on about some small detail that needs to be addressed - some dotting of the i or croosing of a t. I am usually much more relaxed about this.

TBH. Although I am invariably right, I should accede to her wishes. Because the one time the shit inexicably hits the fan, and I havent done what she harped on about, then that shit is going to fll down right on my head.


The reverse annoyance is that I often mention some small important detail to her, and she shouts back that I have said it 10 times and she is neither deaf nor stupid. Then she forgets. To add to the pain, it is more than my life is worth to actually mention that was why I made the point six times.

Venus and Mars.