People still sulking on the second day following a desk move at work.

Coulsdon Aldi car park and the idiots who queue so they block the roundabout

People who mix up the serving utensils at a carvery.

I know it is only a glorified school dinner, but how hard is it to use the designated spoon for each different veg? Carrots should not be getting in with the peas, and a cranberry sauce spoon really shouldn't be in the bowl of apple sauce

You filthy pigs

That the full English or Sunday roast, as close as you'll get to a national dish, is done to such a poor standard at so many establishments. And that so many seem accepting of these low standards.

Hardly ever go out for these. Easily better done at home

It's because they try and do it for 99p. Cheapest components, factory produced processed crap that appeales to the Poundland generation.

In a sandwich.

:D

You’re too easy

2:15 kick off’s on a Sunday.

On your birthday as well.

As a smoothie...

People who post Snapchat or Instagram stories of them driving - particularly when they do it on busy motorways.

Picnic bars also although the packaging is still the same length.

See some bird doing it whilst in the waiting room at the doctors, couldn't quite make out how that would be interesting to anybody who follows her online.

Extended opening hours in supermarkets that mean the aisles are always blocked with pallets for restocking.

The tedious wanker who ran on the pitch 2nd half.

He came from the Palace part of the Arthur Wait, but wasn’t clearly a Palace fan.

Was anyone else near enough to see more?

He threw what looked like a bottle at the Palace steward, which is disgraceful (even if it was plastic).

Totally out of order. It’s one thing to come on and do a silly streak, which can be annoying but causes little harm. But it’s not on to fight with the stewards who are just doing their jobs, and they shouldn’t have to risk injury in order to stop a pissed moron.

Banning order at least for him.

Steward was brilliant though what a tackle

killjoy

I didn't think Mutch was on the bench.

The new BBC weather page. It's shit.

He sure was...question is, why were other stewards so slow to support him?

All the time it was 1 v 1 struggle, there was more risk to him.

Our sleeper train home being 'heavily delayed'. Just feck off. I'll drive the bastard.

Some utter bellend pulled the emergency chord just as we were about to leave Paddington which caused delays and the buffet cart was closed for the whole journey so no booze. Both very annoying.

Was the steward naked as well ?

That sucks. Where do you live, Reading? ;) Probably Hennessey.

South Devon mate, but I see where you're coming from with the Reading thing [emoji3]

People who let their dogs shit on the path and dont clear it up

Buying new jeans when you are over 40.

"Buying new jeans when you are over 40."

I've been a 33 for years.

Richard Attenborough wants a word.

Appreciate the name check Pete, but I’m not sure I can help. :)

I see your point :clown:

People who go to bars to get free food if they buy 1 drink, then gorge themselves leaving nothing for anyone else. Karma hit a mate last week when he did this & suddenly got stomach cramps from the very spicy food. Ruined the night as he had to go home early.

The superbowl on every news bulliten, the vast majority of us don't give a shit.

Trying to replace the plastic guards on electric razors/beard trimmers. Keep being told I have to buy a new head at about £30. All I want to do is replace a delicate piece of plastic which should cost a couple of quid.

Do you work for Southern railway ?

Once told by a woman I worked with that 4x4's make her feel safe.

hear you there.

What number?

Dave mate

Isn’t he the one who makes overblown natural history films and is still alive?

If so, no, I meant the dead one.

****s in kitchens who think it’s ok to send shit like this out.

It was a wonderful free range Blanford double chop before the idiot decided to cremate it

https://preview.ibb.co/dqAGox/F53_DF...587_C22_AE.jpg

I thought you were referring to the plastic as Dave made a bit of a campaign of that in his Latest series

That’s criminal

Anchovies

Brighton being referred to as a city. It's a f*cking slum next to a polluted waterway, with pebbles where there should be a beach. Full of twats who want a 'bit of edge', but can't hack London.

Girly namby pamby picky eaters

Chelsea FC
Watford FC

Tracey Emin.

Yep, no discernable talent

Women who think they can sing becaare se they have a higher pitched voice than men. You can’t sing, turn yourself down please.

Ubiquitous bellowing gobshite Gemma Cairney, who seemingly on a personal mission to ruin Radio 6 for me.

If you don't know the name but have recently been annoyed on any media format by a young woman blasting out inanities in a foghorn of a voice, then it's almost certainly her.

Today's Edith Bowman - absolute gear grinder for my ears, her.

Sitting in a hotel room half way up the side of a mountain in the French Alps......

Where you can’t see a bastard thing.

Kin whiteouts.

Humblebrag!

Definitely not. Unfortunately we’re in a hotel with 700 kids. It’s a one star at best and there is **** all to do apart from boast about my boredom.:D

^ This.

I also feel the same sbout the saturation coverage we get now of Barcelona and Real Madrid. I couldn't give a toss about either of them.

Telling me that at this moment in time we are currently having sunshine and its 5 degrees here in Ooopnorthland....

.....when a look out of the window shows me that its fecking belting down with snow at this moment and the skies are a deep charcoal grey colour :hmph:

I also get annoyed at the current batch of weather presenters whose favourite words seem to be "Might" "May "Possibly" and "Could".....they just hedge their bets. The worst two culprits are that Scottish bint on BBC Breakfast, who seems to be more interested in showing off her cleavage and having banter with Minchin than giving a meaningful and half reliable forecast, and that smug, arrogant bald prat on GMB who is more interested in sucking up to Piers Morgan than giving a straightforward forecast. When I'm working outside I'd like to have SOME sort of idea whether I'd need a coat, suncream or scarf please!

Getting the urge to fart when receiving a blow job.

The blower getting the hump post said fart.

Having someone literally fart in your face when you are performing an act of pleasure.

Payback for the contents of the previous post?

One assumes you are there for skiing ? So why don’t you go ski ?

Packaging that says ‘peel here’ that even Geoff Capes would struggle to open.

Larry David.

Maidstoned Eagle

McVities Digestives.

No, not the biscuit, the wrapping. Some Tetra plastic. It can't be recycled at home or with plastic bags at the supermarket, but you can send it off by post.

I did in fact have at a look at their website where they proudly announce a recycling scheme; register, download a free UPS label from your account, attach it to your shipment of stored empty wrappers and then 'order a free pick-up via UPS (or drop it off at your closest UPS drop-off point)'.

Seriously? Just change the ******* material.

Seriously?

He said it was a white-out. Means conditions are so bad you can't see jackshit and they'll have closed off all the lifts.

That's great for the environment, carting it around the country in a truck.

Life is too short to **** about recycling, just chuck it in the bin.

Blokes that refer to their car as 'she' or 'her'.

Ah right thanks

Useful as I am about to ( hopefully ) book our first family skiing trip. Hoping it continues to bomb it down with snow as we are looking to go pretty much at the end of season

Egypt. Great place to ski.

http://www.puretravel.com/uploadedre...0518174927.jpg

My work here is complete

Sitting down to lunch at work at 1:30pm and looking for the pre-match press conference thread on the BBS. Couldn't find it. Found the Roy Hodgson thread ok and nothing there mentioned the presser. Surely its always there at that time on a Thursday? Going home on the bus I was thinking about the match on Saturday and the lack of a press conference. It then dawned on me that it was only bloody Wednesday. Pissed off. Very pissed off. Still 2 days to the sodding weekend. Bollocks.

:)

Half the squad getting long term injuries at the same time.

A repeat, unfortunately, but people who think that the whole train wants to hear their pointless telephone conversation on the train home; tonight’s ****nugget regaling everyone with his story of how he’s concerned that maybe he’s not “university material”, damn right he’s not, he’d struggle at ******* kindergarten.

People who phone in to Durham and Gough on talk sport and start with ‘hi guys, yeah great show as always’

Feck off

Or say “I’m a first time caller so go easy”.

Grammar police, I'm afraid, but this has pissed me off for years.
Whenever I hear it, I want to scream:

"The female of the species is more deadlier than the male".

Surely you would have had to pay for that. No?

Cars with loud exhaust pipes.

Every time one roars past me and kills every calm cell I have left in my body I just think, ‘Why? You attention seeking waaaaaanker! Why?!’

Yep, spot on.

Same with motorbikes too.

Agreed motorbike making a hell of a racket down Dingwall Road the morning

Almost always on shitty little hatchbacks where there are no performance benefits.

Some bellend down the road spends about 10 mins every morning warming his shitcan up with the monotonous drone banging out of his exhaust pissing everyone off.

The ignorant **** who left his van running outside my classroom for half an hour, filling my class full of 5 year olds, with exhaust fumes and then abused my colleague who asked him to turn it off or move it and then tried to fight me in front of my classes parents.

Yes indeed, especially when you’re at home and you have a toddler child in bed which scares her or wakes her up.

Catch up with him out of sight later.

Pretty sure our receptionists husband will be taking care of that. Of course, this may now inspire another neg rep from a certain lurker.´...andnot that Caribbean ****wit TAK

Anyone who starts a reply to a question with 'so..'!

Q.What did you do last night?
A. So, I watched TV and had sex!

That gets me badly as well, it's even appearing in emails now, drives me insane, but then again most modern sayings do these days. It must be me getting an old and grumpy bastard.

The kind of people who'd buy a Jeremy Clarkson book

Violence is always a great answer.

TV hosts that say 'give it up for...'

Give what up ? watching you on telly ?

Q. How’s your sex life these days?
A. So so

Q : if I do needlework, what might I be said to do?

A : Sew.

That’s cheating. :D

I discarded options such as Graham le Saux, the music scale and several others which would only work for someone capable of reading.

I'm still stunned that Maidstoned is left in charge of a class full of five year-olds..