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When you go to use a stapler but the bastard who used it last used the last staple and didn't refill it and you have no idea where more staples are.......
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That smug Guardian articles comments pages are closed when I want to vent...
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Virgin ******* Media. ******* *****!
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What really gets my goat is idiots who do not follow petrol station etiquette. If you are approaching a petrol station and it is on your left then you can use the entrance closest to you. If you are approaching a petrol station and it is on your right you have to use the entrance further away from you turning right across the on coming traffic. This is an unwritten law but it works. If you do this you should hand over your license you tool.
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Renewing wedding vows - why. Had to attend one the other day woman in the big white wedding gown.
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John Virgo - worst commentator on anything ever. That he has chosen to spoil the peace and quiet of snooker is just salt unto my wounded ears
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People in leather jackets talking passionately about their veganism
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Plastic Brighton ***** getting an easy win over a bunch of plastic Man U ***** who didn't bother to turn up.
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None of the above, it is often just a plea for attention.
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How do you know that that extra staple is not the last one?
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Can we add "on the beach" to "up top" & "play the kids" in the Modern Football Dope's Lexicon?
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When at a resort hotel, there are "gangs" of women on a "girls" get away. I assume some are married, some are divorced or even widowed, but a gang they are. I guess as young men we did this to Spain or the like, but these are older (40+) and you see them everywhere (cruises apparently are the most popular). I guess men do golf or sea fishing weekends when they get older, but 4 to 6 40 year old plus guys at a resort would seem weird, no? And no, I would not touch them with a 10 foot pole... |
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When you pull over to the side of the street to let an ambulance/paramedic/fire truck pass, and then no one will let you pull back out into the traffic flow.
Talk about I'm OK Jack! |
When you pull over to the side of the street to let an ambulance/paramedic/fire engine pass, and the car behind goes to overtake you because they have not been checking their mirrors and/or are not aware of what is happening behind them.
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News channels that go to a beach because the weather has got over 80 degrees and then they interview some family usually sitting there pigging out on ice creams.
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That at 45, i have trouble finding normal fizzy drinks, i don't want sugar free, max or zero, where i live the subway drink machine all diet drinks, even a couple of pubs only sell pepsi max and why cause lazy arsed parents have no control over their kids and Jamie ******* Oliver sticking he's nose in. Rant over.
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Picture the scene, it’s gone midnight and you’ve sat through the 10 minutes of Infinity War credits waiting for the post credit scene. And then they turn the projector off on second into it and tell you it’s time to go.
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1) full anchors immediately, with no looking (beginner level) 2) dibbling along until just too close to a traffic island to let the ESV through (advanced level):wallbash: |
The Sigma notation. What an absolute pile of ******* shit.
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CEO of amazon and multi-billionaire Jeff Bezos, asking the public what he should do with his vast fortune. After getting feedback from many people, what does he decide on? Helping the environment? Investing in small businesses? Medical research? Improving the jobs of his underpaid and overworked employees? No.
"The only way that I can see to deploy this much financial resource is by converting my Amazon winnings into space travel" What an absolute **** |
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Wow. These hidden pics of ( insert random Z-lister here) will astound you! Funniest Video you'll see all Year!! - Yeah right.. And the old favourite... You will NOT believe how these ( Insert 70s & 80s B Movie Stars) look now!! Clickbait central crap :moo: |
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The camp mockney accent that music radio presenters under 30 all do.
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The trend for women wandering around the shops in ******* slippers. Just seen another one in Leicester city centre
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Latin/South American samba music.
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Where else does samba music come from.
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Nihal Athenika or whatever the ***** name is on radio 5. Had to listen to the sycophantic bellend all the way back from Scotland today
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People wishing good health to people on their deathbeds who you really hate and hope they die soon.
I'm one of those hypocritical so and so's. |
Hardly new, but potholes. Hit one today on Caterham bypass, more like a crater. It's getting beyond ridiculous.
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My wife part XXVII.... She had to move my car 3 feet for reasons I won't go into. When I get in it next, she had moved the seat forward and adjusted the rest view mirror! Does my head in...
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I'm trying to select a new kettle from Argos as the old one is giving up the ghost (terribly exciting I know) but me being me I like to trawl the ratings and comments section to gauge the reviews, starting with the worst reviews just to see if the same problem/s crop up but instead have given myself a headache and am no nearer making a decision.
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I do the same Danny. Long gone are the days I could just look at something and buy. Even if I were to, for instance see something in Jonl Lewis, I wouldn't buy there and then. I'd have to take photo of it, do some research, read reviews, look for a better price and the order it - it's tiresome but I can't help myself.
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We need to form a purchase prevarication support group
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Chasing a dog on the Forth Bridge. Just don't ask.
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BBC news having a piece on a young Liverpool fullback 2 weeks before champions league final.
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WH Smith overpricing wankers - hate em
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Slow, fat people walking in front of one on skinny pavements by a busy road. Oldies I can forgive but anyone under 70 not. Annoying gits.
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The unavailability of 'red petrol'. I can buy red diesel but not 'red petrol' for my chainsaws, mowers & shit.
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My lovely neighbour who can't be asked to get rid of the bind weed emanating from his garden.As good as got rid from mine then the hot dry spell followed by the rain and it's back with a vengeance.Coming through everywhere.In the middle of re doing the garden and this fecking stuff:veryangry:veryangry
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Robbie Williams, Olly Murs, Ben Shepherd & all of those narcissistic twats on Soccer Aid.
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I've got a neighbour who's garden has gone to pot and he obviously doesn't care. My mum, who loves her gardening has the same. It's very frustrating, but ultimately nothing you can do about it.
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It's a nightmare. We had a new tarmac drive. Professionally spayed before laying. I wasn't happy so got him back a second time for another nuke withan even stronger mix. Next year "mole hills" appeared with the bastard stuff breaking through. I now go on a daily check to spot the little shits and put raw weed killer on. One advantage on the new tarmac is when it gets really really hot I can hammer it back down again.
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Being woken up up quarter to seven on a Sunday morning by the bloke across the road running his motorbike engine to warm up, for ten ******* minutes. |
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The people who have left their empty buggy unattended, blocking the doors of a busy train
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SYFY channel cancelling another programme I watch.
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Every summer "nice day lets go to the Pub and sit in the garden" EEEEEEEKKKK, **** OFF, MIND OUT, KEEP STILL AND IT WONT STING YOU AGHHH ******* THING. NOW THE DRINKS ARE SPILLED. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW ITS TRAPPED UNDER THE GLASS? **** HERE COMES HIS MATE! etc etc etc |
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