Did I say it wasnt?

There was uncertainty, and that is why I clarified the fact that the Himalayas are made of rock for you.

Perfectly good threads getting derailed by foodie chitchat about salt

Zaha has handed in a transfer request

Now that’s salty

I wasnt uncertain at all, I just said it was better.

So you agree that the Himalayas are not made of water?

Once again, please tell me where I said they werent.

Thats not even funny

But there will be an element of water in the Himalayas, no ?

(I love it when a thread gets derailed)

Yes and in the actual rock parts;

https://geogallery.si.edu/10026437/water-in-rocks

True, so it is a relief it is happening on this thread instead.

Say it aint so.

Himalayan salt is also full of shit such as chromium, iron, zinc, lead, and copper. Much of it isn’t suitable for use as food without being refined due to these impurities.

Bestest my arse.

Malden sea salt is the king of salt.

Why are we discussing the geology of the Himalayas?

Explosives ANYWHERE in the house.

Malden sea salt is from Essex, Essex is shit. Therefore malden Sea Salt is shit. Because it is full of Essex piss.

I dunno, I think Mazipedia has got confused in what we're talking about and how he can start an argument...with the wrong person. :D

Totally agree

Not been to that in over 30 years, used to be great. Is it still at Brockwell Park?

:D

Cooks who, just because they can cook a decent chip, think they can be sneery at salt conversations

Still at Brockwell Park but with a massive security fence to stop people bringing food/alcohol in and protect the interests of the vendors that have replaced the traditional entertainments.

Coarse.

HTH.

Of coarse.

Watching Melbourne Demons

Fair play

Was watching the golf :D

Course :)

Single use plastic marketing fences.

The socio-economics of the single use plastics debate.

Fans who make little or no effort to understand the financial limits of a club our size.

Yeah, but why can't we pay Ronaldo 100 mill a year?

You try to catch up on a programme on the ITV iplayer, it plays the adverts but then you get a black screen rather than the programme.

And then they have the cheek to put up a notice suggesting there’s something wrong with my internet connection to them! Yeah right, but it was perfectly fine when you were streaming your bloody adverts to me...no buffering or problems then were there.

As if we want that aging journeyman.

We should be using Zaha as leverage to get Mbappe and signing Allison and Donarumma to solve our goalkeeping problem.

Then we'd have no trouble enticing Pogba.

When you catch a glimpse of a market stall holders arse bending over in a short skirt only when they stand up it's a 18 year old transvestite in a dress.

Investing emotionally in discussions on the BBS

Chillax dude :p

The new trend for footballers to make various poses when signing for a new club e.g. Alisson trying to eat the goal net when he signed for Liverpool.

Collarless shirts and 3/4 length trousers

The bbc biased reporting

With you there

You have kept that to yourself

It was you that planted that mi6 seed.

And rightly so, imagine how boring the Ukraine thread would have ended up being if I hadn't :)

Would have probably only made 2 pages.

And if it had, the BBC would have reported it as not getting beyond the first page :veryangry

You are pissing on the legacy of Muffin the Mule, Valerie Singleton and Nicholas Witchell. Take a good long look at yourselves and ask, have I, maybe, caught scotch bitterness?

Is it too late to apologise?

I need a Buckfast.

Ivor the Engine was alright I suppose.

Hey brothers, I understand. I was raised by scotch people (weegees - yeah, so I've been there). I'm not criticising you, think of it as a loving intervention. One day at a time my brothers, one day at a time.

Showed there is no need for over paid drivers.

You clearly learned nothing from watching Ivor. Without Jones the Steam he would have been scrapped by the man.

Yes, and that's the anonymous, ivory tower "man" too, not a hard working public face fat controller

:p

Immaterial.

Single track branch line - would never have never have survived Beeching.

Definitely not enough union involvement i'll grant you.

Everything

The smoke alarm battery. Feck you at 0630 after 5 hours kip.

Also breaking the smoke alarm at 0700 with the screwdriver trying to get the **** to come off the ceiling.

Better not burn the toast now.

What are you on about?

This is exactly the time to burn the toast.

Its KGB code for " the batteries in our listening devices need changing"

Fat kids. No excuse for that.

Big bones, genetics, over active thyroid...there's loads of excuses.

Ha. Can you be genetically fat?

Puppy fat! That's another one. Whatever that means...

Dunno, but thats what you hear fat mums say as theyre shoving another McDonalds burger into their rotund 8 year olds gob.

How long did it take you to get fat? You slimmed down quicker I bet, looking good now.

Genetically stupid?

It took me about ten years to get up to 22 stone from 16 stone. It took me less than a year to lose 10 stone.

How did you do it? Asking for a friend.

Bloody hell thats impressive!

Stayed happily bald.

22 stone, shit, you never looked that bg.

Stop boozing Monday to Friday, which led to me cutting drinking down almost completely.... and yes, I was a heavy drinker.

The benefits of being 6'3"

Thanks mate. Appreciated.

:supergrin:

:D

:D

No change in diet or exercise alongside dropping the booze Pete?

Runnig around after a couple of kids probably helped.

You may well be right, I lost nearly three stone in 18 months just by getting an ESS.:eek:

ESS?

Extra sexy stockings?

English Springer Spaniel you daft ****wit.

:D:lux::lux:

Elasticated spunk sock?

I got weighed at a medical today, I am 11s fecking 4lb

(this is the game I wanted to play, good work).

Lost the weight before the kids appeared.

Nope, always ate well and healthily, did a bit more walking. Started in the gym after dropping 8 stone, and still go 3 times a week just because I enjoy it.

Hence you pulled the wife:p

So you're the new signing Palace have been keeping under wraps?

Probably

Good on ya!

Spring chicken at 49 and absolutely hopeless. Loan me out to the weeds.:lux:

So now you can go to seed again!

:p

I could do with losing a pound or two. 17 stone is too many pies when you are 5'11. Having said that I've just eaten a pie and like pies. Surely there must be a surgical option that does all the hard work for you.

Gastric band

I have an elastic band somewhere. Does that result in lots of loose skin everywhere? Mind you, I guess you can probably get that lasered off and tattooed over or something. I would imagine it would force you to exercise more to avoid that scenario though.

:supergrin:

Reading this on the bog and had a cling on. A hearty giggle loosened it so cheers