People who cut corners at T junctions. If I see them cutting a corner and I’m going to turn right then I go as close as I possible can to make it as uncomfortable for them as legally possible .

Twats.

Buying a LG soundbar to go with the telly which was £100 reduced that has no Bluetooth pairing lock, so some **** around me keeps latching onto it and then finding out my model doesn't take USB so can't perform the update that would be able to make me.

I just bought a shirt today in a store that was on sale. I got an extra 30% off for using the store credit card...

I get home and just happen to look at the store website where I saw the shirt in the first place, and it states on there the sale price is $10 less than the sale price I got in the store.

I just talked to the store help line and they tell me the deals are better online. She suggest I order the shirt online and take the one back I just bought and save $10.

I can pick up the shirt I order online in the store tomorrow with no shipping cost. Like I said to the girl on the help desk... I probably will picking up the shirt I take back!

The world has gone mad!

Abso-frickin'-lutely.... :lux: :lux:

As someone who drives on the right hand side of the road (not just me.... the rest of the country also!) I'm having trouble picturing this, but I think I know what you mean and fully agree. The same thing happens here only people turn left across you as you pull up to the junction.

There is one right by where I live and have to contend with this on a daily basis. I always make eye contact with the offending person as they do it, but they always appear oblivious to their sin. I also slow down when approaching the line if I see someone approaching from the right in preparation for them doing it, which seems an open invitation for them to do it.

And yes, it is tempting to play some sort of chicken with them.

So over the course of some 24,000+ post on this thread it seems there are 3 main sources of annoyance for most of us:

• Driving
  
• Flying
  
• Spouse/significant other

It seems form just a gut feeling that driving is number one. I think supporting Palace is a given, so flies under the radar here.

The BBS front page not having the big list of frequent topics on the left like it used to just a small bit on the top.

...and bikes. :p

Mainly bikes.

especially bikes but not the motorised kind

Selfish people on trains - commuter trains specifically. I've commuted for nearly 30 years now and had my 1st train argument on Tuesday just gone. I got on at Eden Park and sat on one of the double seats towards the back of the carriage. Another chap was sitting next to the window, not a big lad at all but he made sure he was taking up a seat and a half and his elbow was well over on the seat I was on. So I sat on the edge of the seat and leaned forward to read my paper. At some point, as I turned a page my elbow brushed his and he gave me a filthy look and asked me to stop hitting him with my elbow.
I pointed out that he was taking up a seat and a half told him to fk off. He then fell asleep and awoke with a jolt and elbowed me. The he said you've done it again. At this point I said you can "fk off again" and you are a "selfish pric* and have taken up a seat and a half which has left me hanging off the edge of the seat.
He was quiet after that.

Fitting a new rear tyre on the VFR1200 at a cost of £160 and several weeks later it's chewed the rear hugger because the overall profile differs from the last tyre,even though they are the same size:wallbash::wallbash:
Tyre will need changing again because it's scored,less than 1000 on it:sob::veryangry

Finally being about to take a couple of days away at a pretty expensive hotel on the ocean front down the coast, and seeing it is going to rain for the 2 days we are there!

FFS... it's Southern California - it rains about 30 days a year, and rarely this time of year.

Kinda puts a damper on the whole point of going.

I know... middle class problem.

Yeah, but bikes have there own thread.

I would agree train travel/commuting should be on the list.

:D

Good lad

F*ckwits that scream "Get in the hole!!!" every time an American golfer hits a shot.

Yeah. The sounds of the Ryder Cup in general; the crowd (particularly the septic element), the commentary, the music.... basically everything. It makes the sound of a Leicester home game vaguely acceptable.

Organisations profiteering from Football kits.

Everytime my lad plays in a competition or a new season starts we have to buy new kit.

We currently have from the last 3 seasons 8 kits from Portsmouth, 3 from the JPL Rep team, 1 from Eastleigh, 1 from UKST and 3 from his Sunday team.

WTF???

That's shocking IoW, we (as a club) pay for all our kits out of subs £80 per season, fundraising and sponsorship from parents with their own businesses.

For some reason David Beckham's speeding thing has really enraged me, instead of exploiting a loophole to get off why not just accept that he did wrong, pay the nominal fine and get on with it? He would earn more kudos for dealing with it that way, now more people think he's a bit of an arsehole.

And finally from me, Jordan Henderson is starting to inspire monumental loathing, I mean I cannot help proclaiming my disgust every time he pops up on my TV screen (which is more often than I would like, my wife is a Liverpool fan god bless her). I started ranting as soon as he came on the pitch versus Chelsea the other night but had the last laugh for once as I watched him convert a comfortable 1-0 lead into a 2-1 defeat whilst making a twat of himself with his usual unjustified wobble headed moaning at the referee.

The absolute ******* salad hosting the ryder cup highlights, starting off by saying which side did well in the morning and which did well in the afternoon. Why not just tell us the score while you're at it. Helmet.

Golf

"You the Man!"

WTF's that all about?

Wales.

The African-Americanization of the English language

Im sure i heard something like "couch potato" but i might be wrong )))

Shut the Front Door you Mother...

Superior!

Can you 'ear me mother?

Close

Mash potato

Stupid yank mutants

That ******* Nationwide advert with the couple in the photo booth. Why oh why can’t they be in front of a firing squad?

I said that a while ago.

And the way the girl blinks her eyes after the photo has been taken in the passport photo booth.

c*nt.

Eric *****na especially the arrogant way he played with his collar up. Tosser

The wife tonight...what sort of dozy bint asked you a question and sidetracks you from about to bid on a car on eBay (risky I know). More annoying is she was watching as well and I swear it was her way of preventing me risking it. Would've have got it for £300 less than I was willing to pay and about another £400 under my budget. So we'll chuffed with her interfering. She fooked one up at the auction for me in the week as well.

Lost my ******* car keys in Bluewater. Eventually recovered them, not before having to carve through a rubbish bin.

At least you got your keys back. Someone just come into my local and actually admitted to "dining" in TGF in Bluewater this evening.

Bluewater?

******* shopping centers, actually just shopping full stop, especially with women, I just refuse to do it.

Rarely go near them. On this occasion my daughter was attending a friends birthday party there.

Huddersfield & their clackers, still.

Monday night football. Having to wait an extra 2 days to get the fix.

Sometimes this can be seen as a positive. Palace can feck up the working week rather than the weekend.

That's when you get a "bad batch" :D

Is there any other kind? :D

Anyone that starts a sentence with 'so.'

Now I went to Winterbourne, Norbury Manor and Stanley Tech and not one of those English teachers taught us to start a sentence with 'so.'

Innit.

So what?

Is the correct use of the word so at the start of a sentence as far as i'm aware :p

I agree with coastal though, it does my head in, some people start every sentence with so.

So what you're saying is that you feel let down by your English teachers?

So, people that can't use their indicators

So far, yes

So true.

Kill them all Coastal.

We are going away for 2 nights... my wife has been packing for 3 days... I did mine in 20 minutes this afternoon.

The fact that rain is in the forecast seems to have complicated her task.

How the media (especially those hipster football blogs and magazines like Mundial) finger themselves over him gets right on my tits

Every time you phone somewhere they are always "experiencing a high volume of calls"

GET MORE STAFF !!!!!

Queuing to get a train ticket from an automatic ticket-issuing wonder robot machine that's meant to save time...as the ticket office was closed. BUT British Snail still needed to have some oddbod there showing everyone how to use it. Pathetic! Slower than usual BS inefficiency & made people around me miss their trains.
I told 'em to have a word with the Security guy guarding the auto ticket entrance so some managed to get trains due to his kindness. Hope they didn't have to face the wrath of the dreaded Ticket Inspector....doh.

A bit like trying to ring Croydon Council.

You get about 5-deep into the menu options before getting the same message for all departments: "Please go online to ....." F*ck Off!! I need to TALK to SOMEONE.

Only way is to ring the switchboard and ask to put through direct to someone. I find putting on my best pathetic/helpless voice helps.

My Mrs charges her phone on my side of the bed....why? Do it on your own bloody side.

She secretly wants you to check her messages as she's having an affair but doesn't have the guts to confess.

Welcome back, by the way.

would explain why she's gone off the idea of getting married next year.

Who did he used to be?

Same question.

Never 'eard of him.

Hello Peter.

Millennials banning anything and everything. Today Manchester University has banned clapping. I am a proud lefty, liberal, remoaning millennial but stuff like this makes my generation look ridiculous and gives ammunition to those who caricature us as snowflakes. Our generation has a lot to be angry about - Brexit, house prices, tuition fees but instead we spend too much time trying to ban silly things like this. It isn't going to win us any sympathy.

How can you ban clapping?

they all have to wear boxing gloves 24/7

So, want to :)

They wave hands like doing an Al Johnson Mamy impersonation instead. Next thing is that will be banned as racist .

Huh bloody snowflakes ;)

******* newbies in the gym, using all the equipment you normally use and you just know they're not going to be here in 2 weeks time...never to be seen again. Stupid old cows.

Players that all call each other ‘Bro’ on social media.
Don’t know why, but just does.

Someone using the vending machine again Maidstoned? :)

That it takes sooo long to long in a game of Fortnite now

By performing jazz hands.....I am waiting for a emoji ,which will come I am sure

They'll be buying pads for their prolapsed minges.

There’s an xhamster catagory for that

Thought it was PK for a sec. :(

Fortnite can **** off, my sons had his PS4 for 5 days now and just downloading the ****ong game has ****ed me off to the nth degree.

Having a great afternoon out with a client in Leeds, few beers, some great Tapas and then jumping on the train home at 7.30pm. Nothing annoying about that. Until I wake up just as the train is pulling out of Doncaster station and I realise I should have got off there to change trains to retford, where my Mrs is waiting to pick me up. Not too much of an issue, the train will surely stop at Grantham or Newark and I can get a train or taxi back from there. ‘This is the 7.30 Leeds to LKX train calling at Peterborough, Stevenage and LKX’. Feckin brilliant. An hour to Peterborough, an hour wait and 45 mins back to retford. A journey that should have taken an hour from Leeds to home, took just shy of 3 hours

And did the Mrs buy that excuse? :D

I take you had your mates do train sound effects in the background when you called to tell her...from the pub.

For about the 8,000th time Ive posted it on this thread... drivers who dont use their indicators :veryangry

Shouldn't laugh but anyone that likes the odd beer and there have done that in their life. Bloody infuriating though and you beat yourself up about it and how stupid you were. Slightly different but I was travelling to Kent the other day from West Sussex - I was driving down the M23 and was in auto pilot mode listening to the FYP pod in the car and sub-conscientiously must have had it in my head i was driving to Selhurst for some reason. Anyhow I was supposed to be coming off at Crawley/East Grinstead and totally missed the turning meaning I got stuck in road works leading upto the the Gatwick turning to turn around and come back. I could have slit my wrists in anger with myself!

Poor Mrs Workshop.

I think I can see what went wrong here.

Mmm. When I say few...went out at half 12. Couple of beers, lunch at 2ish with a couple beers and a bottle of red. Then more beers. Then some more.

She was alreet. Just does as she’s told

Reet aftah a reet good slap

Aye ‘appen

By eck sithee

You mean, just when she was getting her hopes up that he was gone for good?

Does Worksop still need someone to feed him his dinner ?

‘Kin ell

But harsh lads

True, but harsh

That Pardew thought Murray wasn’t needed anymore. Twat

:D:D

West Ham slags

Move on.

I thought I had but I haven’t. Back to therapy I guess:(

It appears here in America the young folk have moved on from saying "Have a nice day" and "How ya doing", and now ask the equally inert, "How's your day going so far?", or "How's your evening going so far?".

Apart from the meaningless response of "Fine" or "Good", I'm at a lose to know how to respond to this. I usually come back with, "OK so far", which seems to satisfy them, albeit with a strange look. May be that's just me though.

If they don't do this in The UK yet, I'm sure it will soon... all Americanisms find their way there eventually.

Would you prefer abject disinterest?

Benteke has managed it for the last 15 months

And yet the team has shown even more of it since his absence.