The Remebrance Ceremony at the Royal Albert Hall. Too much about the directors and not the people it should be about.

Think of the planet by using single use sellotape on every packet instead of a reusable plastic box that will last longer than you?

Lol.

Harsh. It obviously wasn’t going that great - you’ve actually invited him in. The new bloke’s been watching all his mates act like wankers. People who the powers that be deem to be superior to him, and now they want him to clear their fvcking mess up? Get a chance to score from seven yards? Don’t mind if i don’t!

People on Facebook this morning taking posey smiling selfies of themselves with partners/friends then posting it up framed inside the words ‘Lest we forget’.

So many kinds of wrong...

I hate how people use sacred things as some kind of fashion statement to make themselves look ‘caring’ to the outside world.

Remember the red ribbons for AIDS that was a big thing back in the 90’s. It was worn like some kind of fashion accessory by many - mainly students - because it was very trendy for people in showbiz to sport one.

That knobber from the seaside taking over every thread on the BBS.

:S:

People setting off fireworks on today of all days. You had a weeks to get this out of your system.
Inconsiderate arseholes.

Never forget !

Fat chance.

Right ******* weirdo.

I believe the phrase for that is ‘virtue signalling’.

They spend a few minutes sharing some naff meme and think they’ve participated. No, get off your arse and actually attend an event, such as a service or wreath laying ceremony. Share the experience with real people in your community....that’s showing you care.

Although caring is more important than showing you care.:p

A bit like twits on faceache moaning about Corbyns coat at the Cenotaph...whilst theyre probabky sat at home in their pants

The wearing of poppies on TV - The idiots on strictly where wearing them whilst sweating in the dance rehearsals. Its like some Hitler (ironic) at the BBC is painfully ensuring that each shot goes always has someone wearing a poppy. Not too mention the poppies on the football shirts. Bloody stupid that is as well.

The fat ******** that is Rafa Benitez.

The jelly you get in pork pies

Just pork pies let alone the jelly

WHAT? that is the best bit, I'm in Fetcham, save it all up for me, and I'll pay cash on the Denbies roundabout :p

Slippy autumn leaves

Are you a train?

People making a big deal about supporting their "local" while ordering a cab across town to the latest create craft beer pub

Me?

I guess they mean Coastal Palace/ ******

Political rallies that are not in the USA adopting the American style. i.e . Sitting behind a politician waving signs. Just seen it on the news here of a Brexit rally and it's creeping in over here. Also politicians wearing flag lapel pins.You are not more patriotic than the next man because you do this.

Fat arsed Brits complaining to my mate that he hasnt served them toasted baguette instead of this "horrible sliced stuff". The horrible sliced stuff is pan de cateto, baked in the bakery 3 doors away, the baguettes you wanted are cook from frozen shite...******* ringpieces.

Beat me to it. The trains don't give a shit but its scary for us train drivers. Should be for passengers aswell but not the rolling of eyes and saying "any excuse". Its a seriously dangerous time of year although no where near as bad as years ago when there weren't automatic sanders fitted to trains and wsp

Fireworks on the 14th of November

Having to get a new cable/DVR box, thus losing my copies of the 2016 Cup Final and a recording of the Palace/Liverpool Crystenball (or whatever it was called) game. Gone forever but not forgotten!

I deleted the 2016 fa cup final the minute I walked through the door after the game.

Crystanbul

Do they have tea like muvver makes to go with it.

They must be on youtube.

Same thing happened to me last week. Had play offs on there as well. Now I've got to get Sky Q. Reckon Sky are making the boxes feck up so you have to pay more and upgrade.

No these were worse than that, these were "I eat Spanish food because I'm integrated.....but only Spanish food like English stuff" types.

Dunk playing for England

People that when you let them out when driving or hold the door when walking dont have the common courtesy to say thank you.

People that litter

My old box had a feature where you could record everything that contained a certain name or actor etc. I had "Crystal Palace" set up, so never had to worry about missing any televised game. It has worked great for the past 5 years or so.

The new box does not seem to have this feature (I've tried every which way), which is bloody annoying.

Cable guy told me the pretty much what you are saying... they to an extent have designed in obsolescence, not unlike a smart phone or computer of any kind.

I've stopped saying thank you to people holding the door open. Most of the time they were opening the door anyway, for themselves. And if they weren't, they're a condescending ****. Like people who take their shitty trays up to the counter when no-one's asked them. It's disgusting getting your food handed to you over some condescending ****'s left over crap.

I'm now at the stage in life when where most idiots expect an obsequious thanks or a meek smile, I usually just swear or give 'em a shitty look.

People who don't know what condescending means

Airlines not employing any front facing staff at ground level, thereby leaving customer service and mediation to middle men.

It's a complex word. If you're not too sure yourself what it means, I can try to find some time later to help you.

Wow.

:D

What's Spanish style English food?
Jellied eel tapas?

Jeremy Langdon from sky sports

Terrible

I will start by saying that I like Mark Bright,Wilf Zaha, Ben Webster, Miles Davis, Obama, Ghandi and an enormous number of talented people which I hope allows me to dislike the very annoying Idris Alba and I am not even sure that I can give a reason that makes sense.....except that he is one hell of an annoying annoyance.

The twat who wanted my parking space but positioned his car to stop anyone else grabbing it - and blocked me from driving out to the exit, finally demanding I drive out the other way the wrong way on the 1 way system. He moved eventually

I was embarrassingly close to chomping on this

Wasn't fish 'n' chips brought over by the Spaniards? If not that, maybe some envoy during the whole King Philip palaver. Don't ask me where I heard this, but it was some cooking programme.

On a busy road, people who pull over to the other side of the road and park facing the wrong way. That's bad enough. But what really grinds my gears is that they expect to be able to do a U turn when they want to pull away, usually having to take a 3 or 4 point turn to achieve it. TFIF

That the Tories have dicked our country so hard that only Hieronymus Bosch could picture it.

How about sausage and mash tapas....or even lancashire hotpot tapas....I even saw one place doing chicken tikka masala tapas.

Yes it was. I got banned from a snotty expats faceache page for pointing that out.

Horseboxes, we know what they are, why do you have to have "horses" written on them? Fair enough if its your stables name or logo or something, but just "horses". Up there with Baby On Board stickers.

Pie n Mash tapas........Tell me it exists in Malaga:love::love:

"Text" used as a past participle.

International fortnight.

Is that what they call Christmas now?

Joggers along the South Bank.

Sweaty, heavy breathers shuffling along that look like they are trying to get home before having a stroke.

Horse on board 🐎

Dark at 4:30. :sob:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/23297371189...2714faffe4fc8a

Get one of these, hours of fun.

Till you fall down a rabbit hole.

Care to expand on that one WW? ;)

The fact that Michael McIntyre has been given another series.
The 17th and still there’s fireworks....

And somehow claiming right of way over pedestrians by virtue of lycra.

If there really is a god, they will be flattened by a speeding cyclist, who will mangle their bike in the process. Clash of the Lycras. Our lives are plagued by these minority wankers who think they rule the roost.

Which reminds me - cyclists in pedestrianised areas. Get off and walk, you selfish, lazy, antisocial c*nts. Pedestrians are not your own personal slalom course while you attempt to break your personal best from one end of North End to the other. And stop racing the mobility scooters.

Near neighbours putting up Christmas Lights today

Throw in a couple of teenagers thumping their unprotected heads on the tarmac mid-wheelie and the books are really starting to be balanced.

Women who think that they because their voices are higher, it means that they can sing. No, stop ruining my road trip please.

From a very personal standpoint, and a selfish indulgence on my part, I have the opposite problem here when riding my bike on the designated bike path through Venice and Santa Monica.

People walking on the path 2 or 3 abreast, maybe pushing a pram and/or walking a dog... usually oblivious to the fact it is a designated bike path.

What really gets me is that in Venice on the walking path there are signs saying that people riding a bike are subject to a fine... why is there not the same sign on the bike path for pedestrians?

But yes I agree, on the whole cyclist can be selfish idiots when it comes to spatial awareness.

I applaud cyclists on designated paths. I would stop them to thank them, but probably run the risk of a broken nose for sarcasm :D. People walking in cycle lanes, in fairness, deserve all they get (and, boy,do they get on Brighton seafront, for example).

Agree... :p

I think I've moaned about this before, but the latest irritant on the bike paths are these electric scooter thingies.

There is bloody hundreds of them, and they are so damn fast.

Santa Monica is trying to ban them on the bike path and have erected these temporary street warning signs saying, "No e-scooters on this path". Waste of breath as there is no recourse or enforceable laws on the books to stop them.

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Pop-up plugs in bathroom sinks.

The word is spatial by the way but apart from that I am so sorry about the fires and the death and destruction that has resulted
What is so annoying is that our vile press is only concerned about whether so called celebrities have lost anything. Apparently one returned and his house was Ok and that was the story. To hell with those who had died or lost everything
Britain is a very nasty society

Re: Spatial v Spacial... my bad. I actually went through life thinking it was "spacial" but maybe about a year ago figured out it was "spatial". Spell check didn't stop me so I just prattled on. Schoolboy error (Secondary school for boys circa 1970 error!).

Actually spacial makes more sense to this dumbass!

As for the fires. It's the same here regarding the celebrities and their homes.

I guess it make good copy as they say.

Children growing into medium sized adults and stinking out the bathroom when I need to go in..

Incessant ads for that Celebrity Jungle thing

Grown men who say ‘my bad’.

Why did you have to justify your hatred of Elba with affection for a host of other people?

:hi:

South west rail

If ever there was an example of first world problems.....:D

The need for armies of small children standing in front of footballers at every international - the point is???

Its a line up for the nonces at FIFA

Coz they aint honkys init.

Monday

TV Chefs (is it only them?) who like their lamb, duck etc raw. WTF!
"Ooh its over cooked", when its looks just about done to me.

Not to mention hanging it up for six weeks until it's rank.

People who stop in doorways

The stupid sickly smile on newscasters face when reporting on any of the royals.
What is there about these smug over privileged and frankly irrelevant people that warrant such a reaction or even being part of a news bulletin.

People who stand on the left of escalators. In rush hour.

Yeah, Frank Bough, what a git.

Another annoyance discovered tonight - Blackfriars Station.

All that money spent on the roof and it does nothing to keep the wind and rain out.

Gist of a conversation with my bank's customer support just now.

Me: I'm trying to deposit a check using my mobile app, and it is telling me it needs an e-mail on file before it can proceed. Yet when I checked my profile on line my e-mail address is in there.

Bank: You have to wait 14 days for this to take affect.

Me: but it was already there, I didn't add it.

Bank: I see you changed a contact phone number

Me: Yes, while in there I saw my old work number was on file so I deleted it, plus added my cell phone number.

Bank: Well every time you make a change, you have to wait 14 days for it to take affect.

Me: But the E-Mail address didn't change, it was in there all along.

Bank: I understand Sir, but the other changes you made have disabled the deposit feature for 14 days.

Me: I guess I will have to go deposit the check in the branch now... thanks!

:wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:

I believe both are acceptable spellings.

I did some Googling, and it would appear so.

I don't feel so bad, although kicking myself because, as I said I recently saw he error of my ways.

Bloody stupid English language!

Society trying to eradicate pronouncing t's in words. They find it hard at the beginning of a word but it seems fair game in the middle.

When you see your cat walk in get up and shut the door and smuggly think got you in now (instead of the usual hassle) only to see she has brought a rat with her and you have to chase her out the house again.

Speak to Workshop.

Your cat shuts the door behind it?

Unfortunately not.

Because I am not racist and on a site such as this someone will come along and say "racist" just as people will come along and use words such as " hatred" when this thread is about things that annoy you, not hate:afro:!

Thank you for helping with the spelling of his surname.