Alison Hammond.

So she annoys you and she is a guilty fancy?

I could see how that might happen.

Boy, there's a name from the past.

Wonder what he's up to these days? In fact I had to Google him, as I thought he might have died or something.

I believe it's known as a dichotomy.
Or in her case - a trichotomy.

And that probably sounded a lot funnier in my head.

Why can’t people last two hour without stuffing their faces with snacks. It is a marketing ploy and people bought it.

He was in A Star is Born as Lady Gaga’s Dad.

As, I'm sure, 99% of your posts do.

99% you say?

wrong ,wrong, wrong, wrong ,wrong.

Skeletor's laugh at the end is awesome.
And what is He-Man going to do with all those bananas?

(Are Skeletor's muscles real?)

Does using it in scrabble count?

Yesterday

also notice all the pigeons all over skeletors front garden and house (but not on any of the other houses). And the fat schoolkid holding his staff.

Its a brilliant ad, not like those Halifax ads with Ghostbusters/Top Cat/Scooby Doo, those are proper lazy exploitative crap

It is a word that features on the British passport, which is the only passport in the world to do this, to my knowledge.

Any other Beatle's song annoy you?

All of them.

Men wearing ******* kilts. Idiots.

Not being able to pay a Spanish speeding fine is very annoying.

If you are correct we have performed an incredibly shit role at protecting our language over the last 6-7 hundred years.

“Soon as the siege and assault had ceased at Troy,
the burg broken and burnt to brands and ashes,
the traitor who trammels of treason there wrought
was tried for his treachery, the foulest on earth.
It was Aeneas the noble and his high kin
who then subdued provinces, lords they became,
well-nigh of all the wealth in the Western Isles:
forth rich Romulus to Rome rapidly came,
with great business that burg he builds up first,”

Hunted the tv show. All the smug barstards that are the Hunters. And the contestants who are just so stupid, why take a picture and give them a big clue where you are???

Because its not real.

I just won a little bet I had with myself. :p

Did you win a watch that knows the difference between midday and midnight?

The watch knows... but I'm not sure the owner does....

Matt Le Tissier

Such an annoying twat. High pitched voice like he puts it on.

Arse

The transfer forum

People who don’t like The Beatles

People on trains who feel the need to talk loud enough so the whole carriage can hear them

You'd love Italian public transport. I'm sure there's a secret competition to see who can shout the loudest into their phones.

They're not even on their phones :sob:

And to swear the most - the worst language I have ever heard is in Italy and Ireland - two of the most Catholic countries in Europe.

It's still there.:grrr:

It's not surprising with what the pope said.

Just got back from Mass. There was a message from the Pope for you. He said "**** off"

Talk sport cricket commentary. It's just terrible. Darren Gough shouts at you and Steve Harmison reminds me of most football pundits rolling out tired old cliches. And Mark Nicholas is just a self important t#$t

Wondered what had happened to Nicholas after CH9 lost cricket coverage over here.

And all I asked was for some money for the poor, not to sign for Mullery.

:hi:

:hi:

Spurs need silverware what about us then we need it more than them

People who pull the passenger alarm on the tube when they don’t need to. I genuinely don’t believe there are so many emergencies that it goes off as frequently as it does. TfL need to crack down on it and punish people for improper use, it causes so many unnecessary delays.

:hi:

Flaky croissants. Why so flaky? I've tried various methods of eating them without making a mess, to no avail.

:hi:

I was going for a walk yesterday afternoon, and saw this same cop blow through a stop sign in our neighborhood, not just rolled through it, but hauled arse through it.

This is taking the piss now.

Made an official complaint which really pisses him off (but do ask that your name and address isn't revealed to him which I am sure they will observe strictly). Can't see a downside.;)

The pollution in Delhi.

Jesus titty ******* Christ. Within five breaths of leaving the plane you could feel it.

I never get tired of reminding people that Darren Gough is one of the worst "broadcasters" ever. Talk about jobs for the boys

Holes in socks,drives me bloody mad:wallbash:

TalkSPORT commentary full stop. I was driving for the first half on Sunday so had to listen to Mottson. What a mare. Waffles about ultras and forwards and Selhurst Park and mark bright and parish and AWB and the academy and when he DID comment on the game spluttered over names and whether they were going left to right or right to left depending on your position you had no ******* clue what was going on. Fortunately after 15 mins bbc signal came through and I could understand what was going on. How he is still working nevever ceases to amaze me. Micheal bloody idiot Owen is even better than him now :(

The change in recipe for Cadburys creme eggs. Dont like them now, so never buy them :(

Pikey ******* neighbours and their pikey kids still out playing, shouting and screaming at midnight, with their pikey parent looking on whilst he washes his car. Oh and don’t forget their pikey dogs barking their ******* heads off at anything that moves. It’s ******* midnight ffs.

The Kraft effect.


Buy the brand because it has quality values then bugger it up to pander to American tastes.


F*ck 'em and don't buy their crap.

Pikeys.

People who think its a virtue to be a div.....for example "Oooh, I can't put together Ikea furniture...it's so difficult!"

Absolutely! Add to that the TV programmes that celebrate it.

Yep. Joey Essex: "Everybody loves me cos I'm really fick"

Amen

You tube vids that think its cute that two teenagers can't understand how a rotary dial phone works.

People who refer to their family as 'Team....'

.......or 'The Famalam'

:wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:

Going on holibobs with the famalam

Are you ? Good. Fvck off then

South Africa going the same way as Zimbabwe

andre effing marriner

Zim is a fabulous place

It is but ruinined by idiotic policies.

I believe that it was once. Mugabe and his henchmen have right royally screwed up the "bread basket" of Africa.

I take it you don't like Pikey's?

I don't believe that. Cadbury's were already fiddling about with their recipes before Kraft took over. I used to be a devil for Fruit and Nut, went completely off it before Kraft took over.

Go for Lindt, Cote D'Or and Hotel Chocolat now. Hotel Chocolat is a great British success story in my opinion.

And they seem to get smaller every week. I can pop a whole whispa in my mouth in one go now

Or maybe your mouth is getting bigger?

Gutsy is calling . Wanker.

The love in and what an Angel he was when talking about Jamie moodie. He was on a moped that wasn’t his no insurance no test and gets targeted for a reason that is suspected to be drugs related. Even if the latter is just “talk” he could have run an OAP over and killed them. Whatever the case he was doing wrong in the first place and was no sweetness and light

What have I missed? I don't understand.

14 year old stabbed and there was a memorial for him today. A sad inditement of society today but you would think this kid was the second coming not someone who certainly shouldn’t have been on a moped. Drug running or not.

Thanks, understood now

Things that annoy you
 

The Key Equity Release tv advert-to the tune of the song Right Said Fred - cringingly awful - everyone involved in it is a c unit.
Chris Sutton- again.

Going to the BMW motorcycle dealers this morning to have a nose at a K1600.
What a bloody great bike,now I've booked a test ride for next sunday and in my mind I've as good as bought the bike.

The annoying bit is she likes it as well:eek::eek:


Anyone want to buy a VFR1200:p:p

Anna Ryder- Richardson

And she is a guilty fancy of yours?

This seems to be a theme with you if I recall a previous guilty fancy of yours correctly. :p

Paying £80 for burgers in five guys.

Call The Midwife. I thought it was some sort of Victoria Wood sketch.

Ties - as in neck-ties. Why? Just why? What do they achieve? What's the point? Plus they look stupid.

Agree - It is crazy that in 2018 they are still relevant.

Fashion statements come and go, but the basic tie as we know it must be at least 100 years old now. I know we go through phases of fat, thin, shoestring, kipper etc... but still the same concept.

There was some sifi show on recently where aliens were wearing them FFS!

Cut your toenails then.

Ties are thought to originate from the neckwear worn by Croatian mercenaries used by Louis XIII ? In the 17th century 30 year war. They were taken by Parisian elite as a fashion item it is also where we get the word cravat from.

Sorry for the long useless information.
I also used to hate ties as I used to have to wear one for work. Don’t any more but actually like wearing one now if I go out on special occasions.

Good deal if you're getting 80 burgers.

LOL, yep, guess that’s where the guilt comes in!

Thats a sofa on 2 wheels not a bike ;) but then again next to the VFR1200 it certainly is stunning ;) ;)

Now the VFR750 :love:


3rd of Feb: Have a Pop at Pie N Mash taste day

Yep, they are so last year.

(someone had to)

Had to wear one most of my working life in the city. Not sure I could get a decent knot now.

I recently went to a funeral, and had to get a "How to tie a tie" instructional video off of YouTube to remind me how to do it.

Some of you need to tie them tighter.

If only I had worked that out myself:rolleyes:

What would you know about bikes living on that rock:moo2:

That's a tourniquet init?

That's a new one on me, but it is annoying me now, even though I haven't officially heard anyone say it.

Garotte.

Vegetable?

Interviews set up so the company can get an hours free consultancy without any intention of offering a job. Easily spotted, easily dealt with but a complete waste of my time

I wouldn't say you were that far gone.....yet.