I don't know why it annoys me, because it's not something I've done, but just seeing people at the beach carrying everything but the kitchen sink... 2x Beach chairs, ice chest, Boogie board, umbrella, backpack, etc., etc..

Really does not look very relaxing, or fun.

This . I think.

Negative people.....

Aussies referring to strimmers as whipper snippers. Idiots.

People moaning about what people write on 'Things that annoy you' ...guess what that's the point of it. And yes you can moan about that as well if you really wanted to.

Cometo Spain, they take ******* trollies full of stuff. They even set up gazebos with bbq's and fridges etc.

And stay for an hour... that's what always gets me.

Has anyone negged this yet ?

Those spunk weapons campaigning for McDonalds to reintroduce plastic straws.

The prospect of dodging Avengers spoilers until Tuesday, and the stress I will cause myself.

Also my poor planning in not booking tickets further in advance.

People who get on a packed tube train for one stop.

Have you tried the new paper straws?

My son had a milkshake from there recently and the paper straw had started to disintegrate and had closed up before he’d drunk half. Our solution was to get a second straw for the second half.

We don’t want a return to plastic straws, but customers are correct to feedback to Macs that their new straw isn’t as great as they’re claiming.

If their shakes are still as thick as they used to be, metal.straws would be a better option.

Annoy me? People calling me bald and Pete fat.

Someone mixing the pair of you up? :D

Shut up baldy, at least you're not being accused of stalking someone you don't even know,like Selhurst Celtic is.

I stalk everyone. Everyone's a target.

See..

This “inject this into my veins” bollocks that’s all over Twitter.

Fat people wearing "XYZ College Athletic Department" type clothing.

Fat people wearing tight clothing. No one wants to see your rolls in that much detail

**** off I will wear what I want

We dont complain when people come up to you and prod you saying "Pillsbury Dough boy" then

Poor Stephek.

Skinny people wearing clothes far too big for them...

Parking wherever the **** you want does not become ok just because you have turned your ******* hazards on

Arseholes

Women at checkouts who spend their time staring at their phone and not packing away theiir stuff.
And being too ******* lazy to pass down a divider.

The Spanish or the resident English?

And taking a f*cking age to get the purse out.

The thing that really winds me up in supermarkets is the lazy, wasteful c*nts who leave chilled or frozen products on random shelves. Tossbags.

Did he try drinking out of the cup like most people? Just a thought.

I feel your pain on both fronts.

Another supermarket gripe is the wankers who knock stuff onto the floor or let their kids do it and just leave it there.

HTF have we sunk to the level where someone would treat food the same way they treat their own dog’s shit.

Just leave it, some other **** can deal with it.

I sometimes feel like I'm living in the reptile house at London Zoo!

What with frogs hiding in flower pots, grasshoppers the size of bloody mini Pterodactyls jumping out of nowhere in front of me, and to top it off we are inundated with sex crazed lizards making out left right and center, which frankly is not fun to watch. See this article for an explanation, and very good photos of what I'm seeing:

Lizard Love Bites

Those lizards that have not made a connection yet (maybe they need to get on Tinder) rush around, climbing walls, sitting on fences doing push-ups, which I assume is some sort of mating ritual also.

It's very annoying that I can't relax in my own back yard with all this crap going on.

Oh, and I forgot the humming birds that don't like you invading their territory (excuse me it's my ******* garden!) and start hovering right in front of your face acting really pissed off... I'm convinced one is going to poke my eye out one day... little bastards!

Hedgehog....the nature lover.

Spanish.

Standing on a upturned plug.

There is a reason iron racks were invented. :wallbash:

A bit harsh isn't it... I'm sure it wasn't done on purpose...

http://canyouactually.com/wp-content/uploads/rack-1.jpg

Yep.... a regular David ******* Attenborough!

obviously his user name is a red herring

Martin Tyler. Really Sky, come on

My local Chinese takeaway

One night it’s ‘45 minutes’ and it’s here before I’ve put the phone down and then it’s ‘45 mins’ and an hour and 15 mins drifts by....

He’s the elephant in the room.

At least I'm not a white elephant... my wife may disagree though!

So it all averages out then.

Yes i suppose it does

But that’s not the point. I tend to order my takeaway around half an hour before I want it. So when it arrives after an hour and 15 mins it’s about 9.15 and getting to the point where I’m not that hungry anymore. Or if it arrives 10 minutes after I’ve ordered it I’m usually in the middle of a shit or a wank

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So wait 15 minutes after ordering, before wanking on your faeces .

The pre-match music at palace. No wonder we're so shit at home. It's like being in ******** Dice in Croydon.

A decent night out at the threatre and a meal will now cost in the region of £500.

Really?

Go provincial & save a fortune.

Bloke I saw driving towards me on the opposite side of the road checking his scratch card on top of the steering wheel whilst in traffic at about 40mph. Actually its more than annoying.

Assumptions: A growing trend for people with little intelligence.

Summer sports: Kidding myself into being interested but really waiting for August to come.

Yep £125 each a ticket, £85 for dinner and travel
Ok maybe £350 still too much

Along similar lines, my wife and I have been looking to take a few days somewhere along the coast (here in California). Unless you want to stay in a Motel 6 or such like, you are going to have to pay in the region of $500 minimum for a room, and depending where exactly this might buy you a room with a view of the freeway or the car park. Top end resort rooms are stupid money... the sort of money where for the cost of one night I could fly to Europe and spend a week in a nice hotel somewhere.

We settled on 2 nights in San Diego at the Marina which averages out at about $600 a night when you throw in taxes, and (self) parking. Of course this does not include any meals etc. which probably will add another $500 to the bill.

Frustrating, but you can't take it with you, so what the hey!

‘kin ell :eek:

In France bikers thinking that it's ok to overtake you between lanes of slow moving traffic on a motorway because they've got their hazards on.

I know... middle class/first world problem :)

I think one of the big problems is the really nice resort type places have conference centers on site, and they can pretty much fill the places with business jollies, or tourist from all over the world.

Anywhere with a view of the sea, and a reasonable degree of class ... if that is what you want, you just have to suck it up.

You mean they are filtering,having hazards on is wank I'll agree.

You could have stopped after the second word.

Anti French sentiment

That sort of price if you're going for stalls in the ROH, maybe, but anywhere else and you're being ripped off.

You've obviously never rode a bike then.

What do you expect them to do, sit behind you when they can just zip through the traffic?

I know I've done this one before, and it is a middle class/first world problem, but the guys at the car wash ******* with my seat really pisses me off.

I don't have the memory function in mine, and it takes me weeks to get comfortable again.

Move it in or out is OK, I made a mark where to put it, but they go up and down and recline the back and **** with the lumber support...

Bloody short arses!

Here in Southern California, you apparently are not a man unless you ride your bike between cars in the stop and go traffic. Scares the crap out of me as a driver, and lost count of the times I've come upon an accident with the biker off his bike receiving medical attention.

Even the bloody motorcycle cops do it!

It's illegal down here and you get nicked.

So a guy on a motor cycle just gets in line with the cars/trucks?

Maybe they're just doing a really thorough job and move the seat to be sure they vacuum in all the crevasses.

Well yes you there is that aspect... but no... they have to have their sport!

It's also illegal here in Thailand. Noboby takes any notice of that. Thailand has the highest road death rate in the world.

Or risks the outside or inside lanes.

'The Vegan Community.....'

What the f*ck is that? i often eat vegan food, and veggie food and fish and meat.
Some of these twonks trying to claim 'community' really aren't helping themselves.

Drivers who won’t see the flashing blue lights of an upcoming ambulance or fire engine and then dramatically swerve out the way when causing a needless hang up.

Self important, ignorant twats.

Going to the supermarket and realising it's pay day only when you see the queues at the checkouts and all the chavs pulling out 30 items out their trolley and dumping them on the basket only counter after barging through the polite people waiting their turn.

Oh and trolley ***** who stop to look at something leaving their trolley blocking the aisle. Yeah you're the only person in the shop trolley ****.

I know it's been said many times before but........people who want to film a gig on their phones.

Nick Mason in Cambridge last night. Some woman in front of me was videoing at least part of every song. To do this, she had to raise her phone in front of my face & hold it there for 2 - 3 minutes. After doing this half a dozen times in the first 40 mins, I asked her politely if she could limit her filiming - which, to be fair, she did.

Later on, some fella comes along, facetiming with his daughter & trying to show her the gig. He holds his phone in front of the faces of a whole load of people (because he was waving it around) including, ironically, that of the lady who was annoying me initially. She & others got annoyed by this & it all kicks off. He protests that he just wants to show his daughter the gig while multiple people tell him in no uncertain terms to take himself elsewhere. He is physically pushed elsewhere.

And all this in placid old Cambridge.

I had this at the cinema yesterday where a kid sat in the row in front of.me kept videoing parts of the movie.

How was Emmanuel in 3D ?

People generally have forgotten how to just enjoy things. Last week at the expensive threatre couple next to us kept trying to film it, only to be jumped on by a very efficent threatre usher.

I dunno, I was watching Asian Babes 12.

BBC reporting
Palace deserve credit for assuring safety with something to spare but they're an unexceptional side, over-reliant on Wilfred Zaha - who clearly intends to leave them.

With four years of his contract to run, Palace can call the shots on that one. But Zaha will be keen to impress at Cardiff, where he had an almost instantly forgettable loan spell five years ag


Tossers

Hmmmm, tossers maybe but they’re not telling lies ....

Maybe, they say love is blind, so he will never leave ;)

Live in Romford, in Lanzarote on hols. Come down to a bar to watch us and I'm surrounded by chirping fkn Hamsters. Could be at home.:wallbash:

:eek:

Live in wickford, know your pain

Good point AWFOW, all the ones after Asian Babes 5 are just milking the franchise

Milking............

The Argentinian comms on ESPN down here. His idea of "commentary" is to shout and repeat the player's name who may shoot/score, the last repetition being drawn out and increasing in intensity until said player either shoots or passes/get's tackled.
"Alexi, Alexiiii, Alexiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii". Twat.

Alexi Twat. I shall remember that for future use.

Ah I must check Tinder.

That for the second time in a fortnight my 12 year old son has been chased and threatened by little ***** wearing balaclavas in broad daylight whilst doing nothing more than riding his bike.

Useless **** parents who do not question why their teenage child would possess a balaclava and need to take it out with them on a spring afternoon, or those that have so little knowledge of what their kids get up to that they don't even know they own a balaclava.

According to North Stand chat Brighton are in for him. A friend of Bruno's apparantly.

Passengers on busy aircraft who insist on standing in the aisle to stow their bags in the overhead locker, whilst a line builds up behind them

Where on earth do you live !!!!

First time was on road between West Wickham and Addington Village, today was in the badlands of Sanderstead village. Little feral ****ers are everywhere nowadays.

Must have changed since I lived there :frown:

Were they after his bike?

That the BBS is falling down on its job of being a source for world news...

I'm not seeing any references to the Russian plane disaster, or the Gaza Strip/Israel action her today. In the good old days the BBS would have been all over these two news items.

The Arg is back with the GC.

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