Nick Clegg's voice

Nick Clegg saying 'people voted for a hung parliament' and the 100 other concoctions on the phrase. No they didn't. There was no box on the ballot paper saying 'coalition', what there was was 2 parties on the left which took over 50% of the vote and then you pissed in their faces by taking Cameron's cock in your mouth. Sell out ****. Stop delluding your self and trying to pull the wool over everyone's eyes. Will be staying up for 'Clegg' Thursday night.

Taxi drivers. The rules of the road are not circumnavigated by putting your hazards on :veryangry :veryangry :veryangry

Women who carry their bag or shopping bags on their arm like they are wearing a cast.

Why not use your hands?

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Exam anxiety...had an exam on Tuesday and I'm really nervous about the results (results come out in July), and I'm trying to revise for another exam tomorrow but the anxiety from the past exam remains! **** off!

I think that photo explains why, they need both hands to carry their coffee and hold the lead of their dog. Why they do it when they have no coffee or dog I know not why I have asked my daughter and never received a satisfactory response other than well that's the way she likes to carry her bag. grrr

:D

A chap really shouldn't be using an umbrella. A hat will do the job while leaving both hands free (not to mention looking far better without obstructing fellow pedestrians).

The bus stops outside Apollo House on Wellesley road positioned so no one can actually walk past

Middle-management wankers. Incapable of coming up with anything sensible themselves but quite willing to pass off other people's work as their own. Arseholes, the lot of 'em. :veryangry

I'll use that in my next management meeting

To be fair that's the way women used to carry their bags even in the 50s. But that slag has a phone it's Facebook that is making her carry it like that. Get off your phone for 5 minutes you stupid slag.

Dwight Yorke rumping another looker again.

Not really.

I never - ever - argue on anything where I might be out of my depth.

And, to be fair, I am rarely wrong.

It's your modesty I love

;)

what rules you talking about?

The unwritten one where they drive around the world to get to your destination.

So that's a good rule to break then if the unwritten rule was to go around the houses...:p

When you're on the way home and some prick decided to have a conversation all the way back shouting down your ear.
Just wait till you're home you selfish twat

People in general

People that sit in an audience talking absolute shit to leaders and don't know what they are talking about. Some twat just tried to inform Clegg and the country that terrorism is okay because we are meddling in their countries
I give up.

Excellent point!!!

People that cut you up on a roundabout etc. Had a bad day as you can tell.

Ed Miliband insisting on addressing each person my name and starting every sentence with "Let me tell you". Oh yes and his defence of the ulimate liability that is Ed Balls.

People complaining about people asking politely another persons name when engaging in an exchange of views and conversation.

Your sheer arrogance annoys me more than virtually anything else, I would love to see you fall into a vat of pig shit

*Things that amuse me*; People who get so annoyed by one person on the internet they will follow them onto/derail a thread just to insult them

Ignorance

Cowardice

All Bran

Football managers drinking coffee during games

Shut it, you mug

Reclining seats in economy class , It's not Like there's enough room to lean your seat back into the Aisle behind in modern planes .

Women.

My habit of opening way too many tabs to read/consume. Right now I have 61 tabs open including some fairly long videos which to other people is nuts apparently (so I've been told).

Chrome has ruined how I use the internet.

[QUOTE=Hitchin Eagle;12361296][QUOTE=Stavros 69;12359475]Cyclists who serve into the middle of the road to avoid man holes.I'm sure you could have worked Brighton into your joke as well without even breaking sweat. :)

Ooh I think I've just broken the BBS.

What the hell happened with that quote?

Can a GET a cheeseburger" no no no "Can I HAVE a cheeseburger please"

Can I get you fries with that.

:D

Hobnob biscuits that don't had Chocolate on them!

Unpleasant people that do charity stuff to boast their online status and to get free trips to places. Make out how lovely and caring they are but really it is all an act and for their personal gain.

AND

Women who do sports to get attention from men and so they can buy fashion type sportswear. You would never have seen them in the gym before fitness became fashionable.

Check out people who ask do you want a bag when you have brought a ton of shopping and obviously have no bags on you. I once replied 'that's ok, i'll take the basket home with me instead'!

Because:-

1) it cost a lot or is the latest 'must-have' style. So hold it up to be seen (or in pap photos if you're a minor celeb)

2) the bags can be so large that they'll drag along the floor if you hold them down by your side.

Freemasons that think you give a shit what they get up to!

People who go round with 'look at me!' dogs and who read peoples affection for the dog for as a validation of their own vanity.

Not in many cases I have seen. Cheap handbags or cheap standard shop size bags. None of what you have listed applies to those.

Another annoying lot are wankers who wheel light mini suitcases (easier to carry by hand) that nearly trip you up AND women who wear high heels on planes to look like they are a celeb at the airport :veryangry

This BBC reporter..first time I feel sorry for Pearson... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32543893

He could be right though considering his mentalness with McArthur over nothing.

I think you are in general referring to women wanting to follow the behaviour and affectations of minor celebs.....which also explains them cradling their fake designer handbags.

Shitloads of those f*ckers around here. Often seen jogging with their dogs. I can't decide who the bigger c*nts are - those jogging with their dogs, or those jogging with a baby in a pram.
The dog thing seems to have become a bit of a thing in the last five years. You rarely see the f*ckwits with a mongrel.

Easy to spot. Their faces are usually orange.

No they do it with sainsburys bags, primark bags etc. I guess it is to look more feminine but makes them look like they have casts on their arms.

Politicians and political commentators talking about red lines.

:D As I was reading your post they said red lines on the news!

Phil Neville commentating.

Joey Essex, Grade A C..t

Companies that can't set up a simple direct debit properly.

Builders who say they will come between 11am-1pm, who don't show up, then phone you at 6pm... To say can they come next Tuesday instead.
Also cracking your ribs at football.

Currently, roofers who think that moving your tv aerial a bit isn't a problem.

Which one has got the higher IQ?

Please don't insult the mutt :D

Odd photo that one, in fact, very possibly staged for a reason I'm not sure of.

It's been taken outside of one of the most famous motorbike rendezvous venues in the country, the Ace Cafe, Stonebridge.

Did the photographer think it looked more menacing with bikes in the background?

Purley Way. All of it can burn.

Not even sure why it annoys me, it just does.

Not Motorbikes outside the Cafe they are Chav moped up!.....http://s1.visordown.com/uploads/imag...lish/44367.jpg

Sad f#####s gushing about the birth of another twatting royal.

Women who have a floating dog.

Considering the average height of a dachshund is about 8" I make that woman approximately 6 dachshunds tall which is 4 foot, so, in reality, that bag is probably only the size of an average purse :)

Thankfully it's been quite calm this time

Imagine being one of the sad ****ers sat outside the hospital for days on a Saturday in a city full of shit to do.

Inconsiderate areseholes who lop 15 feet off the top of the tree in their garden & then immediately burn it on a bonfire, causing a smokescreen big & thick enough to hide the Tirpitz!

Good kindling for burning any old couches
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All the self obsessed botox faced munters who were ringside this morning who don't give a flying shit about boxing.

Ditto when the formula one comes to Monaco.

Also the central seating blocks at Wembley!

Even worse...when the central seating at Wembley is empty even though fans would love to have those seats.

If the 'owners' don't want to use them for that event, they should make them available....maybe sold for charity.

I know someone who has club Wembley tickets and they can make their seats available to others, but it sounded voluntary.

Tim Sherwood saying 'we are looking like a Tim Sherwood side.'

What a dick.

See all tennis "fans" everywhere.

Especially SW19. Wankers.

'Vote.....XYZ' posters in people's windows.
What the f*ck is the point?
Is anyone else really persuaded by them?

Tenants who sign a contract for a 'furnished' flat, and then proceed to move their own furniture in, and ask you where they can put yours.
Back in the flat, you stupid f*ckers.

Thank you, Rigsby.

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:D

People saying "I won't vote for him because he looks/sounds <insert vacuous statement here>". Morons.

You mean Milliband right?

Spitting on the floor in public places. Well anywhere.

Yep. If you don't agree with his policies, or believe that one of the other parties suits you better, by all means, vote for them. Don't base who you're supporting on the tone of their voice. It's completely pathetic.

People who say "Who are you versing"? when speaking about combatants in a sporting contest.

Think that's a recent Australianism KJ that has crept in over the last 10/12 years.

I'll be happy if it creeps back out.

Like Les Gray's cat.

Tone of voice? Really?

Forget the speech impediment - I suspect that people that don't want to vote for Miliband (other than on idealogical grounds) might be doing so because he's a twerp - the assumption being that if he's the best they've got the rest of them must be a bloody rum lot.

This.

People thinking they are voting for a PM.

Derek Nimmo.

The BBS Peter Kay's car share thread! :S::S::S::S::S::S::S::S::S::S::S:

Has anyone voted today? You'd think they'd have mentioned it on Facebook?

People on Facebook genuinely trying to swing people's votes

Facebook just is a narcissists paradise. I don't know why I look at it, it only makes me hate.

Complaining about Facebook. Quite simple, if you don't like it (like me) don't use it.

When on a 2 lane freeway/motorway and you are in the fast lane doing 15 mph over the spreed limit and in a convoy of cars doing the same speed while passing slower vehicles in the slower lane, and some jerk come up behind you flashing his lights!

I pulled over, let them by then pulled out right behind them. She (it was a "she") got nowhere. Not sure if she continued to flash her lights at the new guy in front of her... but we had her pretty trapped for a couple of miles until a bloody 3rd lane started.

I'm a really passive driver, but shit like that certainly sends a rush of blood to my head.

I ******* hate drivers like that. After letting her pass you should have tucked in 5 ft behind and constantly flashed your lights at her for a couple of miles.

working class Tories

This 100%, yesterday from the condescending "Well i've done my bit for the country, have you" style posts to politically biased memes that conveniently ignore past mishaps by whichever party is being supported to today's contest to show the world that you're more outraged at the tories getting in than the next person.

Unfortunately it's become one of the most common forms of staying in touch with friends and en masse rather than a one to one phone call. Oh and for seeing what people you barely know had for dinner of course