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All those people working for track and trace, sitting at home on 8 quick an hour for doing absolutely nothing. Stealing a living. :supergrin:
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And incidentally I did drive the car back to Vegas (after spending a night there on the way), leaving it there for the next person in the complex plan to take to the South side to pick up the 2 guys, while I hopped on a plane back to Burbank. The drive itself was pretty impressive going through some of the Utah national parks. |
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The SouthEastern tannoy twat has stopped doing jokey announcements post-Covid. Still fvcking annoying though.
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I had two weeks off in Might, and may do it again next year. |
People who can’t sit still whilst listening to music on the train. **** off with your feet tapping and thigh drumming.
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Smoke (and C0?) alarms which decide to go rogue and make the most ear-piecing noise for hours and hours and hours whatever you do to them even when you remove the battery ffs. What fresh hell is this?
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If we don't see you post for a few days I think we have your answer! :rolleyes: |
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Some wanker threw their faulty smoke alarm in the bins last week whilst still beeeping like mad. Hot weather, open windows, lots of angry people. Some poor bugger eventually snapped and went rifling through it all to find it. |
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Have you moved to the Chiswick area? BTW I believe it’s top Rula Lenska stalking territory. |
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Odd, they use that same video for something here, but certainly not Lucozade.
Off to Google to figure it out... Couldn't find the advert, but this looks like the video... different person: ESPN Link |
I thought that was one of the better ads I’d go mad if I could do that! But most of the ads now days are crap, especially the new ford car ad , I can’t hit the mute button fast enough, I mute most of them now, I must be getting old , bring back the days of the carling and hamlet style ads some thing to have a laugh at. Oh and the whitbread bitter ad Ivan skavinsky skavar now that’s an advert
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Windows updating your computer whether you want it to or not.
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Particularly when you switch on the next day and it says the update didn't work, so the changes are being reversed - which adds another 5/10 minutes tonthe starting time.
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I think you can turn off the windows update services and then it can’t update services.msc from the run command |
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The “tragedy” of British families in France who can’t beat the quarantine still doesn’t stop them gurning up for (they hope) newsworthy group selfies.
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The bbc news reporter saying it’s hard on the travel companies that the Govt did this is a plonker. if they hadn’t acted so quickly they would have been reporting Govt helps fat cat buddies in the travel industry at cost of lives. They really do need to apply some brains and stop sensationalising everything. |
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I have no idea why so many people can’t stay out for the summer which is almost over. I don’t have kids but it all just feels a risk going out of the safety of your region right now. I have a few mates who went to France within the last week. I’m sure they don’t really care about being quarantined for the next couple of weeks but is it worth it?! |
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Micro$hite is doing the same kind of thing. |
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I loved the news report last night which stated the government policy, that if you have been to a non-sanctioned country , like Germany , and you drive through France and you don’t get out of your car, then no quarantine. I imagine that a lot of the people who dashed abroad also thought that lockdown was for other people. There was a Karen on the box last night blaming the government. HMG have been appalling during the crisis, but it unfair to blame them for some people’s stupidity and selfishness. |
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A relative in Australia with whom I have been in communication mentioned that when one arrives at the airport, one is escorted on to a coach and transported straight to a hotel to spend 2 weeks in a room and the cost is approx 2,000 Australian dollars per person. |
Mid-August and it's grey out. Sort of fvcking summer IS THIS?
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Don't get me started on the stupidity of people taking holidays to France during the current climate.
I can no longer talk to my family due to their utter idiocy on this front |
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Every one sees things differently and it hasn't been a shock as they aren't much for rules in their whole lives tbh. Tax is something others pay etc. they do cash. Pretty sure they think we are mugs and maybe they are right - all about perspective. |
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Only fools and horses |
Things that annoy me;
Jerkmate adverts when I have business to attend to Drivers who indicate right then swing a bit left before turning Teenagers. I have one for sale/free if anyones interested Really talented people who are ****s e.g. Ronnie O'Sullivan Sweetcorn The bank/whoever phones me and then asks me security questions Grammar police |
You don’t know how to use full stops.
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Or semicolons.
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However, dreadful use of the tilde there. |
Tilde>asterisk.
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Piss poor use of capitals
thos. hardy wanks tramps Should read; Thos. Hardy wanks Tramps Before you get all excited and try and knock one off before the very annoying jerkmate intervention Yes! Tramps with a capital 'T' Words that identify nationalities or ethnic groups must be capitalised: |
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Tramps are an ethnic group? |
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idiots on facebook getting all upset about rita ora and her supposed appropriation of black style and culture. FFS there are far more important things to worry about.
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The gradual creeping of American verb definitions into the Queen's (*at your service, ma'am) standard English.
Example, it was said on another forum that suffers from my presence, that a man was 'enjoying' a particular credit card. This would have been find had said bell been a Septic, but he was as English as Tikka Masala. One wonders just how euphoric coupling must be if someone's pleasure has already been set to 'enjoy' by a simple financial instrument. And don't get me started on c~nts who refer to their mobile phones as a 'daily driver'. |
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It's crept in over the past 2-3 years and they need to bring back the chair in states that had abandoned it to deal with said people. |
No one needs a backup, they need a burner - bruv.
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My wife who does quite grasp the eat out scheme, by ordering a 4 coursr dinner it isnt going to be cheap is it??
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People who say "I'll ping you an email"
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I saw someone blow their nose directly into the street yesterday.
Not only disgusting and unhygienic but it took a lot for me not to kill him. |
Roundabout “manners” in Ibiza. Minimal indicating and presence in either lane (most roundabouts have two lanes) gives no clue as to which exit is to be taken.
Also, being thanked for “giving way”, stopping at a zebra etc just doesn’t seem to be the norm. |
Why should you thank someone for stopping at a zebra crossing?
I do because society says I must, but it is idiotic. |
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Actors speaking in a low voice probabaly thinking it is good acting. It isn't, it's lazy and really annoying.
The background of television series being so dark. Why? |
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You say thanks, driver appreciates it and doesn’t mind stopping, therefore at the next one i feel safe to cross and the drivers take notice. Seems like an easy thing to do in life. |
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Exactly. Like smiling at people. It’s infectious. |
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I want him to adopt me. |
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tl;dr Americans are c~nts |
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