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Mathew Horne, comes across as up his own fundament.
Richard Hammond, seems to have gone a long way on very little talent |
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I can’t imagine a Spanish speaker saying “demasiado ventoso”.
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Try living in Romford. The Hamster muppets are all out in full regalia today:wallbash::wallbash: |
Dont worry further down the A127 its even worst
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Harry and Meghan - wearing orange gear to appeal to one half of the sectarian divide in Ireland
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Cellulitis, means I wont be going to Wembley.
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Stinking cold and sore throat started Friday (not Covid) trying not to speak to anyone today. |
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Dear God yes and the little showbiz clique that seems to do the rounds of BBC panel and game shows. |
The comments section of any Jay Rayner restaurant review in The Guardian.
Peopled entirely by c*nts. |
Not being there
Being grumpy before the event knowing some **** will dive knowing the ref will be bent knowing we'll be screwed somehow praying i'm wrong Shall I have a cider and chill the **** out? |
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The fact my parents thought it appropriate to bring me up near Selhurst Park, thus making me inevitably fall in love with Palace and so sentencing me to a life of disappointments and never knowing what its like to win a major trophy.
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When trying to research something using Google you can open articles, reports or links and there is no date on them so you have no way of knowing if the information you are reading is current.
Worse still is articles or reports that default to today's date, which really throw a spanner in the works. Frustrating. |
All the add ons for a ticket to a gig.
Want a physical one? Now a souvenir ticket. Facility fees Wtf? Is this to use the loo? Service charge now they can’t scam us with booking fees. Fking scalpers AMG Souvenir Ticket 2.95 Per Item Fees 1.50 (Facility Charge Full Price Ticket) x2 3.15 (Service Charge Full Price Ticket) x2 9.30 |
Websites that don’t let you go back to the previous page and keep you on their site. Piss orf !
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Being told off before you do something which you weren’t going to do or even thought of doing.
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In a similar vein, being told to do something that you were obviously going to do anyway e.g.: When you recieve a delivery, "Make sure you put the carboard in the re-cycling box." "Yes dear." (thinks: well what the fecking hell did you think I was going to do with it? Rip it up and scatter the pieces all around the house?!!") |
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Harry Windsor She's always got such a great sense of humour with me and I'm just making sure she's protected and got the right people around her," hows he going to do that who the fk does he think he is? Right well have a machine gun beat there and a tank at the front door twat
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And what the hell does he mean "he's making sure"?? What is he doing that is not being done by others?
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Megan followed by Harry and their restraint in using various royal handles
Prince Philip for not arranging an accident Thomas Markle is a hero The people they didn’t know who went to the wedding The Obama's for not having anything to do with the personalities |
Newcastle Utd rising up the league table
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Holiday stalkers. Just been to Krakow for a few days. Couple sat next to me on the Plane. Went to Auschwitz the following day and my tour guide told me we had to hold on as one of the drivers was late. Driver turns up with the same couple who come and stalk me on the tour. Went for a beer day after and who walks in but the stalkers. Final straw today. I got on transfer bus at airport. Was just about to pull away and who bounces on at last minute and stands beside me. The stalkers.
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Talking in my sleep usually total rubbish according to wife. However twice now been woken by Alexa once turning light on at 3.30am and playing Radio Station at 4.00am..... Think I am going to have to learn how to put her to sleep.
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Getting on a plane to find the overhead bin is being used by some selfish twat that decided to carry on the biggest bag they could alongside checking a bag in anyway. How much stuff do people need. Therefore having to put your bag halfway down a the plane.
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This fat prick in front of me then wanted to put his seat back. No chance!! |
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As an example of how bad the sense of direction is took a phone call from daughter who was supposed to becoming South to Sandy at the time from Lincoln. Wanting to know if heading to Leeds was right. She also when in N Herts wanted to head North to get to Bournemouth. Best present ever was buying her a SatNav. Now living in Poole the wife is great in taking the most convoluted routes to get to places. Mainly as she always wants to use routes she used when she lived in Bournemouth 20 odd years ago. |
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I started to notice that some airlines board from the back to the front, and that many of these "seasoned" travelers that were getting on first and sitting at the back, would put their carry-on bag in overhead bins closer to the front of the plane so they could pick them up as they rushed to get off the plane. This means there is no space in the bins for the people getting on the plane whose seats are closer to the front, so have to go and use the bins near the back. Thus causing chaos when getting off the plane, as people at the front are trying to get to the back to pick up their stuff, while people at the back zip off with a smug smile on their faces. I don't miss crap like this. |
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Dont let it, Budapest is a great city, just dont let the **** ruin it !
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The local arsonists who have been at it again. This time on the site of one my favourite walks.
https://twitter.com/leddy___/status/...--TZaWqUlTWrWQ The havoc and death of so much wildlife which live on the Heath is so devestating especially as so many young around. https://twitter.com/Odhran05/status/...dHpawbTGA6p2LA Getting a lot worse and very close to housing estate. https://www.facebook.com/groups/9669...2277904848840/ |
The time taken to process credit card refunds by certain companies.
The f*ckers charge you instantly but a refund can take 7-10 days. Why? |
Try getting a refund from Amazon. Still waiting after a non-arrival from December despite three ‘chats’ with Amazon colleagues (or whatever they call them).
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However, "they [Meghan and Harry] said to the airline that they wanted to be treated as normal passengers, so we didn't do any exceptions or special service for them". |
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What pisses me off even more is if they move my stuff that I've already put up in the bin in order to accommodate their shit. |
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Being told to wear a face mask on s short BA flight announcement by two cabin crew who were not wearing one. |
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Recently decorating the living room, leaving the choice of colour to my missus, and then a month later she says ''I can't live with this.
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It depends on where you are landing, if it is England, you would be welcomed by the Police who will present you to the local magistrates and depending on how you plead, a guilty one will get you suspended 20 pound fine and a telling off. Now if the plane lands somewhere in US, you will be in deep sh!t, or if for some reason it all kicked off and they had to divert, then the culprit will get a massive bill. |
For over a week now I've been getting inundated with spam emails that aren't getting picked up by spam blocker.
Their secret seems to be having weird leaders like: ™ƒ™š™–™™™™ ˜™™™™™ ™‹™™š™™™™™š I believe they are harmless as long as I don't open them, but it's getting annoying as ****! Who would actually open these types of email anyway? |
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The fact that we've only taken 8 points from 12 games against the teams around us - Newcastle, Leicester, Brighton, Brentford, Southampton, Villa, Leeds - in the table...
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But its no longer a legal requirement in England, right? |
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