And the majority of the Spanish speaking world don't do that lisping shit anyway.

Alan Parry kept calling santi cazorla, cathorla during the the match yesterday.
that annoyed me

But it is cos he from "Andaluthia" Scorchio!!

Ex Malaga rent boy homothethual.

Premier League match officials.

Websites that get redesigned for wide screen monitors when I still have a fairly square one.

It's really annoying when the log-in/log-out button is off the screen.

People too mean to update their technology so they moan about it instead.

:D

But if I buy a new monitor, it would have to be wireless, which would mean I would want a wireless keyboard and mouse, then my old computer wouldn't support these and my internet would be too slow, so I would have to upgrade my service... hell I might as well buy a Mac Book or some expensive system because if I'm upgrading - hell I might as well...

All this because a web designer made a home page for wide screen monitors. :p

Yeah, but what about pronouncing a J and a G as an H ?

I was watching Meet the Fockers the other day and Gaylord Fockers alleged son was called Jorge, pronounced 'Hor-Hay'

That's not right.

Kirsty Gallacher and Jim White's 'banter'. Give it a fvcking rest

He's on leave! :lux:

Málaga have signed a player called Juan Carlos but he is known as Juanka. It will be a titter for the ex pat supporters. :)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CI6h20SWoAA5sA8.jpg

Full kit Juanka on the beach.

Juan Sheet turned them down.

My missus tonight for opting to pay the useless stepsons months rent in advance on his new flat while the little shitehawk has made no attempt to put money aside. Even when I do get him out there's more pain in the wallet.

The modern pronunciation of 'leverage' and, even more 'research'!!!

.. and why is Depay = Memphis? Would Delaney be allowed Damian on his shirt!?

He's disowned his family name due to problems with his father - doesn't want it associated with his success apparently.

Shut up.

Kirsty can do WHATEVER she likes.

Going forward.

I quite like the other one.

Dogs in restaurants

No. Probably because it's DAMIEN.

People spelling football players names incorrectly.

Things that annoy you
 

Or people spelling Steve Parish's surname Parrish! He's been the chairman 5 years and it still happens on here regularly - strike a light!

In this vein football commentators, yes it could just be their very existence but in this case those who decide to pick on odd individual foreign players and try and pronounce their names 'properly' see above and Santi Cathorla. For instance I have no idea if Luka Mordric's surname should be pronounced 'Mouurdrch'. Perhaps it should. IF they want to do that then they should make sure they get everyone's name correct.

Oh and Glen Hoddle - WTF is counter acting?

anybody who refers to Scott Dann as "Danns" goes straight on ignore for me

Bolaise anyone?

How tricky is Bolasie?

We have a guy at work who's first name is Xavier. And it is not X-avier, but Javier or Havi-air.

Where does that one fit in?

Getting offered a job by the NHS, after being unemployed for what seems ages, and then told they aren't going forward with it due to my sickness record (from a previous job with the NHS) which was due to my brother dying and my subsequent battle with my ever re-occurring friend depression.

You need to eat less Korean food....

20 or 30 year old idiots on the BBS talking about players the same age as themselves and referring to them as 'the boy'.

About as tricky as Calvin Andrews

The worst is Hulk. It was just a nickname given to him and now he's got it on the back of his shirt. If my name was Givanildo Vieira de Sousa, I'd definitely be wearing that with pride.

People after a match who can see you have been to the game and ask you the score, if you cared that much you'd know - plus it always only happens when we lose.

Phoning the bank and after it ringing for ages, a message saying all of our staff are busy then cutting me off

In Spain Cabballero had his first name Willy on his shirt. Can't think why he had to change that in England.

Keep your head your head up mate.
Sending and applying for jobs to be rang back by a recruitment consultant weeks later trying to convince you to take a job you have not applied for, is lees than the salary you are on now and have no interest in.

The so crap MoneySuperMarket add! So homo but even if you were, you would hate it! SHIT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-5AxFtf_n4

I'd say that'd be 'Zavier' ?

Just call him Bob!

Ruddock had 'RAZOR' on the back of his shirt whilst playing for us. Thankfully the useless bastard got fined for it.

But not nearly as tricky as Calvin Andrew ;)

winkers

X in Spanish especially oop north is Ch. As in Xavi=Chavi or Chabi. Lets not get into the bloody v and b shit either otherwise BVB Bob will top himself if he comes to Spain.

A BMW is a BMV as well. Lazy bastards can't be arsed to say doble on the end. It's like us calling it a BMU because we can't be bothered to say the double before U. Bollocks.

What do they do with all that time they're saving?

Sleep or take bank holidays.

:D

My father-in-law would be bery bery confused by that.

Trying to watch Netflix via the Wii, the Wii controller might be great for playing tennis with but it's a crap TV remote

When you're playing online poker, raise preflop with pocket sixes, someone calls and the board ends up being 3-A-7-6-J, three sixes, surely you have the best hand? But no, this bonehead called my preflop raise with f*cking 4-5 offsuit, and wins with his absurd 3-7 straight.

A bit specific, but incredibly aggravating nonetheless.

People who don't cut their hedges

people who disagree with what you say but haven't got the balls (or the brains) to state their own point of view.

. http://i.imgur.com/MXsw5ba.png

Nice plates...

Do you mean the best china? So best it never gets used?

My mother-in-law has a similar display - plates that is, not the other!

That Fellaini gets everywhere.

Grealish

People who think that other people care about their bad beats

People who post stuff like this. -_-

Ha sorry. Though tbf it is a genuine annoyance!

Thats Ledley upside down :D

people that get into a lift the floor after you and press the ground floor button, even though I've already pressed it and it's clearly lit up. It's like they don't trust the fact that the button has already been pressed and they need to make absolutely sure.

Companies (especially Banks) that change their websites because apparently they are tailoring it especially for ME. Well they're clearly not because I was perfectly happy with the old site.

Sky Sport's insistance now that the English season has started that anyone gives a flying shit about Gerard, Lampard and Keane and the MLS load of bollocks.

Bafétimbi Gomis's goal celebration.

found myself watching an MLS game while testing Kodi streams. Proper grim stuff, little technical ability there and the defending is questionable.

Not as bad as the jerks that get into the lift and press a button to go up when it is quite clearly going down.

Stick a chromecast in the back of your tv then get the netflix app for your phone/tablet. Works really well.

People on planes who rush to stand up when it lands, knowing they can't go anywhere.

Aargh and the BBC who think we need a shiny new one where they hide all the buttons to make it look clean and you can't find ******* anything. ******* design ***** are so up their own arses.:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry

Can't wait for the new BBS front page :p

Unacceptable:
1. adjective

adjective: unacceptable
1. not satisfactory or allowable.

2. Two fingers: an action already performed! :p

The whistler in the AW. Just watched the highlights on MOTD, it sounded like they'd overdubbed the soundtrack with an episode of One Man and His Dog.

Which block, Nork?

There must be people on here that do this and would like to explain themselves

Dunno about yesterday but last time I sat there it was V.

I must say it does do my ears in whenever sat back there, maybe I'm a little sensitive. There's worse things I suppose. I should probably bring my actual sheepdog whistle and give a little back.

He's not actually been that bad in the last couple of seasons, someone must have told him to tone it down. used to be super annoying though, whistling along to each song and chant at super high piercing volume.

The banal players tweets that MOTD and MOTD2 insist on reading out during match analysis
Media referring to Watford as a London side, they're not they are from Hertfordshire

wankers. Bet they're the kind of people who make a point of shouting at people to move down the train when it's clear it's packed

I do it sometimes because I'm around 6 foot 4, and after a while in those little seats that were obviously made for ants, I just need to stand up and stretch my legs

Airlines still adding a fuel surcharge to ticket prices when the price of oil has more than halved.

Profiteering bastards.

The best are the knobheads who get in and don't press anything, expecting someone else to press for them, and then look in amazement when the lift doesn't stop at their floor.

Been done to death, but tube escalator etiquette: FFS DO NOT STAND ON THE FECKING LEFT YOU MORONS

Been done to death, but people walking whilst staring at their mobile phones: FFS LOOK WHERE YOU ARE GOING, FACEBOOK DOES NOT MATTER YOU MORONS !

Been done to death, but previously alive teenagers playing their music at maximum volume so you have to shout your head off to get them to hear you to come downstairs for breakfast.

Toilets in America. Why are they so wide and shallow and full of water? Its like taking a dump in a wok full of water about an inch away from your arse.

Pony weather in August.

Unless, of course, you're in Australia. Then stand on the FUCKING LEFT.

Children telling you to turn your loud music down or wanting to listen to ed sheernan when they are in the car:veryangry

You could have stopped after the first word.

Getting to work an hour early only to find the systems are down for at least an hour

Since when did it become acceptable to say 'say again' instead of 'pardon'?

Yet more bastardisation of the English language.

'Can I get a latte?'

'No, you tosser, but you can HAVE a latte'

Idiots.

Sales rep visited me today and didn't stop scratching inside his nose or rubbing the fecking thing, it was bloody constant and then the fecker wanted to shake my hand when he left!

EFA

I swore at some tourists at Leicester Square tube recently for not only standing on the left, but actually taking bastard selfies of themselves whilst doing it.

In hindsight it probably should have been an uppercut to the back of the head.

This. Taking a piss is like having a shower. Splashback central.

Mark Ritson

Going into high street coffee chains and asking for a Coffee then getting `that` look and being asked which one and when you reply "flat white" they don`t know what you`re talking about.:veryangry

West Ham shitheads that still believe they finished above us last season / still believe they are in the Europa League.

/still shit /still deluded c*nts.

And the west ham way :veryangry

West Ham shit heads who think they are going to sell out the Olympic stadium every week.