The general public.

In previous years I've done alright, but this year I am doing abysmally.

Just do it randomly... Probably more chance of getting it right :D

Northerners having delusions of intelligence. You're all thick, learn to live with it.

The premier league is so open, so its making it tough. I found it got easier last year as the season goes on.

Got to try and beat that smug prick Adrian Durham this week. He's gone for 1-1 in every match.

National anthems. Not just ours (although it does grate more than most), what is the actual point of any of them? Hey, everyone, stop what you're doing and sing about how great we are. Load of old bollocks.

Same here... although I did get 105 points the other week.

One guy in my team seems to score that+ every week. I can't figure out how the **** he does it.

I think i'm 5th bottom in the league i'm in. I don't know if there seems to be a lot more away wins this season, or the big teams being unpredictable (literally :)) but i havent had a 90 pointer for ages.

Southerners having delusions of grandeur

Wankers

Cracking the screen on my new phone carrying a roll of vinyl flooring.

All northerners angrily screaming at you that they're working class. Even if they're descendants of the aristocracy.

You're not having a great deal of luck of late are you mate ?!

Stay away from SP tomorrow !!

Tbf if we had Chile's national anthem I would be all for them!

I dunno, its not been a bad week luck wise, just very very tiring.

Got to stay up here tomorrow but so has keltic so you should be ok :)

I was the same back in the day with the pools.

Must have been last week you smashed your thumb with a hammer then :)

Talking of luck, I found £80 worth of bonusbonds this week. In a bush.

No, not that sort of bush ....

David slimeball Walliams

Yeah that was this week too. Guess i have low standards when it comes to luck assessment :)

Splinters.

:D. I'll be there for the West ham game though :eek:

Rugby , shit shit game

Really ? Why ? A bit too tactical for you ?

Also, northerners who aggressively point out to you how friendly they are (without a hint of irony) in comparison to everyone in the south, who are automatically rich and miserable.

If too tactical is another way of saying it has a hideously disproportionate scoring system, then yes. Imagine how shit football would be if, having slightly mis-timed a tackle in midfield, the opposition were then given the opportunity for their failed Rugby player to whack the ball over the bar for half a goal.

Someone needs to have a quiet word with Bolasie

It is utter crap and the feckers who play it are wankers.

Same as any sport. If you don't understand it, you won't like it

The fact you mention the scoring points to the above

Each to their own

Don't scroll down without saying 'amen'

Twats.

Amen brother

Haha. Does make you think he's in the wrong game god bless him :love:.

Agree with above about rugby. Just a game played by men with odd shaped balls

He gained us a lot of territory at the start of last week with that run and kick for touch......

Sat Nav wankers- try looking where your going and whats behind you !

People fumbling for change from a purse/ wallet in a shop when you are in a rush.

People who try and make their car window screen look like some sort hi tech fighter plane.

6" Satnav right in the middle at eye level and huge phone sat to the right at eye level. Nothing should be stuck to the window screen except a fecking mirror, not that these twunts think of using it. I reckon 90% of the people I see in the morning with this sort of array of tech on the screen and switched on are ******* commuting to work, on the same route they do every ******* day. *****!

Daylight Savings. All I want to do is watch Palace (and the rugby) at a semi decent hour, and then Australia goes and turns daylight savings on.

A call out about an hour before todays' kick off. 50 mile journey there plus 30 miles back to the yard with a sick van. Got to hear the second half on the radio but to say i was steaming at 11.45 was an understatement.

Who ever decided to put the Australia v England rugby match on at such an ungodly hour

Restaurants with loads of tables and space and they try and put all the customers together.

Fck off. I dont want to sit next to these peasants!

There is some truth in this

And you still drove? ;)

No it is shit. I've been witness to enough rugby "initiation" ceremonies to know that a disproportionate number of participsnts are twats.

Yes I was forced to play it at school. It's shit.

I understand it, it's just shit. Rugby League is a better game, where skill, invention, pace and power are rewarded - very rarely is a game decided by who did the least slightly naughty things while the ref was watching. As is American Football.

But of course none come close to football, where a goal can come from absolutely nowhere and you know it could well be the match-winner whether it happens in the first minute or the last. You don't see a 40-yard volleyed try.

Australia's rugby team

***** are too ******* good

AntiWenger!

Now going on about Zaha diving for our penalty on the Motd thread. Complete troll!

Again? He did that last Sunday after the Watford game as well.

Stuart Lancaster

I think it's fever pitch/massive attack/matty the eagle/ect. If it is then there's a few on here who know him, you'd think they'd mention to him that this ain't normal behaviour for a fully grown man. Maybe I'm wrong or maybe his mates just don't care.

:lux::lux::lux::lux:

I'm on -5 so far this weekend!

******* Chelsea cost me -30

Tip: Near the top of the league table page is a 'leave' option ;)

I can't talk....sliding down the table myself at the moment. My biggest problem is I never predict a Palace win! Practically 40 years of hurt is obviously hard to override.

Me neither... I always make them my "Insurance" pick.

I had them as a 0-1 loss today with insurance it was a "0" points.

I had 0-0 today. All going swimmingly until that bloody Bolasie decides to break his Selhurst duck! :D

When Australia decides to skip spring and go straight from Winter to 34ºC heat at the beginning of October.

American 'Football', now there is a shit sport. A sport where you cannot get relegated no matter how shit you are; a sport where in fact it is more rewarding to try to play shit once you've no chance to win the thing and get earlier draft picks; a sport that has an hour's play, yet takes anything up to 5 hours to plough through; a sport called 'football' yet they barely use their feet.

Watched an NFL game once where some fat fella had to be strapped to an oxygen mask because he'd had to play for about 3 minutes continuously

Agree with all that yet I watched the last Superbowl and got totally into the whole experience.

Staying up all night drinking beer might have had something to do with it but I'm willing to give it another go.

Noise-cancelling headphones.

They're not cancelling any noise, they're just introducing a different type of noise so you don't hear the one you're trying to get rid of and they make you pay a fecking fortune to achieve diddly-squat.

The only noise-cancelling you need is a volume control that goes up to 11.

Had a slightly better day yesterday, sitting on 40pts and needing arsenal and everton to win 2-1 and swansea to draw 1-1.

Had Aguero as captain in the fantasy league team too, so that was a handy 50 points :)

On the guess the intro thread people who Google it to get the answer.

Hard b*stards though :)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34430305

I give as much a shit about the England rugby team as I do about the England football team.

COYP!!

:lux:

You obviously bought a shit cheapo set.

Footballers who wear a different coloured boot on their right foot to their left foot.

:DD :p

Agree, bloody kids will be coming it for two pairs of boots.......junior plastic attempted this approach when Hazard did it a few games ago. Told him he can make do with a pair swimming trunks instead.

Loud motorbikes

:D

Excuses for musicians without a creative original thought in their air-heads ruining good songs with their hundreds of crappy cover versions.

Joggers who wear headphones and dont look when crossing roads, wish I had run the bitch over

Pissing on the toilet seat just because it's a public one.

I left the game early yesterday, having beem preoccupied most of the day by the need to do a dump. Three o'clock Kick-offs usually allow enough time in the morning for things to get moving and bodily needs to be taken care of. Being rather indifferent to the penalty I thought I'd take advantage and get to the toilet before the rush. I got to the toilet, and noticed just one other block ahead of me loitering for a moment as he made his mind up where he was going to go to take a piss; only, he didn't choose one of the spaces at the urinal, he headed straight for my toilet cubile. Well that's fair enough, I thought; I was disappointed, but I could live with waiting a bit. But he goes into the cubicle, doesn't close the door, doesn't lift the seat up, gets his **** out, and pisses into the pan. I couldn't believe it. I'm watching intently to see if any of it goes over the seat, knowing I'd have to wipe it off after he'd done. Then he walks off, having finished, without even pulling the chain (obviously, because touching a public toilet chain handle is unhygenic). So I had to wipe the drips of piss off the seat, sit there feeling violated, and the worst thing was, there wasn't that much pooh to pass; I could've probably waited a bit.

I couldn't believe how normal this bloke was either. Just a normal, old-to-middle-aged white bloke, from somehere like Lingfield or Warlingham. Obviously not South London as people there have no respect or consideration.

It really pissed off my day. I swear, I'd have taken a WBA equaliser for this not to have happened and for people to have some manners.

I jog quite often and tbh would probably never jog with headphones, I just think that when out in public it's important to make sure you have all your available senses!

getting locked out and having to replace the front door lock AGAIN

Unforgiveable, which leads me to a major annoyance - aircraft toilets and the seat that refuses to stay upright and comes down mid piss, causing all kinds of pee-related catastrophe.

You do your best to clean it up but it's sod's law that there will a woman behind you when you're finished.

At least you tried to maintain some cleanliness.

You are supposed to sit in an aircraft toilet, even for a piss.

Only if you are a lady surely? :confused:

No. There are signs up, its in case of turbulance, you would piss all over the floor.

This is a woosh or you are on the wrong side of barking - and I'm not talking about the shithole in Essex.

No whoosh. Its common sense.

Sitting down to have a piss in an aircraft toilet?

Only if your dick has fallen off methinks.

Al's right.

:eek:

You're another sitting pisser?

Has the world gone mad?

The only advantage of being a bloke is the fact that you can take a pee standing up.

chavs driving incredibly loud quad bikes super fast up public roads. is this even legal?

I sit down for a wank but not to have a piss. That's ridiculous.

I have to stand to wank in most of the films I make. Piece of piss once you can control the wobbly knees on the money shots.

Try standing up to have a piss on a plane when you're landing in a massive crosswind. And I am the Captain. That's my other job by the way, other than being a stand up wanker.

I was just talking about on a plane. I'm always sat down when wanking but I get up and go to the lav for a slash. Wouldn't sit on a toilet seat in a plane if you paid me.

I was in a golden shower film once where I had to stand and do normal wee wees and white wee wees I was all over the place. Didn't know whether I was coming or going.

Rooney: The Man Behind The Goals. On prime time 9pm BBC TV? How the f*ck can you over there still pay a TV licence? What's on tomorrow? Cantona: Let's all suck his lunatic French cock?

That silly wafting hand motion made by dizzy tarts who are just about to start crying over something pathetic and meaningless. It's like someone has farted.

F*#king hilarious!

People on fecking social media when they should be working

Steve Parish out paint balling . He is supposed to be looking after the welfare of the club not out enjoying himself. Noades would never have done it, or Bloye come to that.

Police riding motorbikes on crowded pavements (Er, no, that's normal in Thailand, sorry)

Levis jeans labels showing the waist size on the outside? Why do we need to know this?

Isn't it more like they've dropped one themselves and just want to get a proper waft before dissipation?

They were too busy lining their own pockets to go paintballing

Phil Vickery bollocking on