People who only reply to one question in an email when there are clearly two questions to be answered.

Me : What is the best number to call you on and what days are you available ?

Them : I'm around all this week and most of next week

I assume this is tongue in cheek as one thing she ain't is shy. She's full on out for herself now (not a bad thing in this day and age if you can earn a huge wage for doing nothing but putting make up on) with an agent chucking her into every appropriate show possible where she turns up behind her oh so lovely mask. She let that mask drop once on 8 out of 10 Countdown where for some reason she suddenly got the raving hump about something, looked up at a TV monitor, got even more of the hump, then laid into Joe Wilkinson who gave her shit back, all pathetically disguised as banter, it clearly wasn't. Then a woman on a team made some joke, everyone laughed, it cut to her, no pretend finding it hilarious this time, face of nothing. The mask had dropped and the producers may well have thought sod her her don't smooth this out on the edit, let them see her for the person she is. She will not have been happy about that being broadcast.

Going to a pub for a simple lunch and having chips served in a mini frying basket. WTF is that all about, other than serving tiny portions? Which **** in marketing thought it'd be a good idea?

Reading the same things on the 'Things that annoy you' thread every 3 pages

Served with a focaccia on a wooden chopping board and an orange juice in a jar.

Just a suggestion but - How about ignoring that " third page" that annoys you?

Sounds like your quality of life could improve no end! ;)

Sleeper train drivers that think they are hauling coal.

Reading the same things on the 'Things that annoy you' thread on the same page.

Reading the same things on the 'Things that annoy you' thread on the same page.

Reading the same things on the 'Things that annoy you' thread on the same page.

This.

This.

This.

The "Songs you hate but can't help singing over and over again in your head" thread.
I've never opened it for fear of being reminded about shitty songs I hate and then can't help singing over and over again in my head, but it's got to the point where when I read the thread title I start thinking of shitty songs I hate and then can't help singing over and over again in my head.

What'sa matta you, hey Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do, Why you looka so sad? It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place, Ah, shaddap you face

Arggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh :grrr::grrr:

:D

You might enjoy a read of this :D

https://mobile.twitter.com/wewantplates?lang=en-gb

My problems seem to increasingly be of a 'first world' nature, but I have clicked on google's link to something about the Olympic Games about six times now, rather than just going to the search bar as intended, due to it moving just before I click it

The FA overturning red cards and undermining referees.
Paying £30 to park at Wembley on the 24th
Not winning since god knows when

Why are you parking at Wembley? You might get something cheaper and easier to get away after on here. https://www.justpark.com/

Reading the same things on the 'Things that annoy you' thread on the next page.

Yes I have indeed been waiting for that. Get f*cked.

Some great photos on that site.

I particularly liked the ice cream melting on the slate tile, soon to drip off the sides and become an expensive mess on the table.

Normally I'm way too English to make a fuss in a restaurant but in that situation I'd be tempted to call the chef/manager to my table, point at the mess and pause as we all watch silently as it forms creamy riverlets and puddles.

'WTF do you expect me to do with this?'.

The thing that annoy me is not having coffee when I wake up every morning. It's like your daily dosage of energy to fight for the upcoming stress.

It isn't Stanstead?

£30 to park ? That's scandalous

Only cost me £40 for a return train ticket from Retford to LKX

And I can get super lashed

Easy solution

Have a coffee

The sun always seems to shine on your telly.

You could write a hit song about that. Or move your telly to a different part of the living room.

Just had to pull the blind down. Had a Mexican standoff but sunny won. I refused to budge seat though.

Better down than off I guess. :eek:

Couples that feel the need to be all lovey dovey in the ******* lift. **** off and molest each other when I'm not within arms reach ffs

Having a pervert watching me when I'm cuddling my lady friend in the lift. He started tutting and then started typing on his smartphone.

Being accused of something you didn't do.

Just had some div tell me "that phone that you picked up yesterday was mine and the police will be coming for you" " we saw on the cctv how you had your hand in your pocket in case it rang"

Ringpiece.

Cheers
I'll look into this. 2 disabled passengers so need as close as I can get

Have you not got a blue badge then? Blue badge is £15 at Wembley.

"O-key Doke"

:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry

My last name is Oakley (as one may be able to ascertain from my username), so every now and again I get some cretin thinking that they're funny by saying 'oakley dokely' (à la one Ned Flanders) to me.

Sometimes I long for a new plague.

At the risk of annoying some, it's a repeat of morons having loud, banal phone conversations on the train. No-one's interested in what you're having for dinner - Pasta, Peas and wild Garlic, sounds delightful :rolleyes: now **** off and take your conversation about dinner and what your baby did last night with you.

'Booking fees'

:veryangry

My memory annoys me.

I ask it to store things that have annoyed me during the day, so I can post on here later, and it just flings it in the recycle bin and empties.

Please believe me that the thing that annoyed me yesterday, would have had you all nodding in agreement and full of praise for its brilliant observation. The thing last week was even brillianter.

CDM and CAM appearing in the team and formation thread. **** off whoever invented it!

Like most things it comes from the yanks. In the last few years alone we've had to listen to commentators mentioning things like:
Offensive star. They've a star studded bench. Coming off the bench to close out the game. Running down the clock. Defensive coach. First period, second period. In a year or two you won't hear anymore, that so and so is the manager of such a team. He will be referred to as the first team coach. In the past a team was losing 2-0 with twenty to go they took off a midfielder and stuck on the sub who was usually a forward. Now with that scenario the commentator will babble on about what a genius tactician the manager is because he has changed up the formation from xy4 z 2 to xzz5. and at the same time moved some player two and a half feet in off the wing.

If possible, fart. Let it be a right stinker tambien.

Have-a-go 'heroes' who allow themselves to be paraded by the media. Fair enough you've done a good deed, but don't then go on TV saying you don't think you've been heroic or anyone else would have done it, as if you didn't you'd walk away content with the fact you'd helped someone. A real knight in armour would stroll off into the sunset never to be seen again... :-)

It would be difficult to stroll anywhere in armour .

and whilst some cunning camouflage may render said knight invisible so that he's never seen again, all the clanking and chinking of his armour as he disappeared into the sunset would give him away.

Any posts on here to do with politics.

stopped posting in politics threads a long time ago. Nothing good to be gained from them on here

Tu madre era un hámster y tu padre olía a bayas de saúco ;)

people writing in foreign

'Soure'.

Nissan Micra's

Apostrophes in Micras.

Only ever feeling like getting totally wankered when I can't!!:veryangry

:)

Although I would argue that Astra's is the greater crime of the 2.
But that's just my opine.

....'Black and White Minstrel's....could not be worse.

Mmmmm Minstrel's...

Partially agree, how often do you see one of the older ones in the outside lane of any road being thrashed to **** in an attempt to hold off more powerful cars. Driven by prannies.

Sorry Chocky I just let spell correct take over....Won't happen again.

Meghan Trainor. Just inadvertantly caught her at the end of Graham Norton's prog. My ears are bleeding.

I honestly thought that song about being all about the base (or face or whatever) was a comedy song like Benny Hill's Ernie.

I like her....and her new song.

irritating fat bint, that whole "fatties are ok actually, **** the skinny girls" song she got famous for can get to ****.

Banks... full stop.

I (should I say Mother-in-law who I am executor for) got charged $20.00 Monthly service fee. Never seen this in 3 years of doing this.

Turns out is it is because her balance dropped below $3,000.00! This is on an account that pays zero interest.

If it was my account I would get shot of pronto.... now I am going to have to do some Panama banking to fix this!

This frigging site at this hour for double posting... and no I did not hit submit twice.

Me, for being a brilliant procrastinator as well as being unable to make phone calls to strangers. All I need to finish this one assignment for uni is to make a phone call to some guy, and I physically can't do it. I've got three hours to do it, and given my knack for procrastination, I'll be surprised if I get it done.

Did you make the call, Ross?

One could say that. I made the call, and the guy didn't answer. But I sorted it all out in the end, so it's all good :p

Price labels etc that don't easily come off items you've just bought and then leave a load of gum behind that requires some industrial solvent to remove.

Your 6th post in 9 years. Must have been somewhat annoying

I'm a fatty and this song inspired me to eat more because fat people are cool.

True story.

That Dear Future Husband song is the one that pisses me off. She's obviously trying to say she's not going to some classic old school housewife, but all she's doing is admitting she's a shit person in need of sledgehammer to the throat.

Spend a penny

A staunchly working-class employee of Tata Steel said today she hoped the new company had a 'plan moving forward'.

FFS

People on Facebook who share those posts showing an anniversary of being friends with someone on the Facebook...........No one cares.

Those who go into cafes / bar / restaurants and their first action is to get the wifi password, was recently in Portugal for a week and the amount of families and couples who did this and then spent the next hour ignoring each other was so depressing.

The paper recycling bin being locked so I have to spend 20 mins posting every piece of cardboard through a tiny slot.

Not very happy today Oddjob ??

:)

Ps I'm only Cert...

People that bother recycling. Sod that, life is too short.

Spoken like a selfish sod.
Oh thats right, you are a plastic Tory boy. My bad. As you are. Sorry.

Burger places that charge you $12 (thats £6.45 in your money) for a glorified McDonald's cheeseburger.

Also, the idiots that think these burger places are so good. They're not. They're shit.

Burger king is great

Household electrical Wiring and phone/sky cables etc that are exposed or in unsightly trunking , So lazy and botched looking .

Like
Bless
Literally
basically
take care

and all the other chavvy phrases,nouns, verbs and adjectives that make the user look like a massive lady garden

Haha, you'd hate my flat out here mate. Its like the Prince George for cables, but with tiled floors they have to go in trunking without a major reorganisation of the furniture/room layout.

The price of new kitchens abroad.

Shame on you :D

Out of interest when you say kitchens abroad do you get annoyed because they are cheaper or more expensive ?

Much more expensive to buy and get fitted. Have found a solid oak one but our lift is broken and we live on the top floor. Think it might have to wait :)

Internet problems. ******* bastard useless thing, never works when you want it to. Spent all day trying to fix it and it decides to work for about 10 mins.

Semi Final tickets, moan whinge, Semi Final tickets will we sell out, moan whinge, Semi Final tickets aaaaarrrrrghhhh

Just wait if we reach the Final

Trains

I already have the popcorn ready

People who cross the road diagonally whilst making a phone call. Way to die.

People who cross the road near a crossing, but can't be arsed to walk ten metres to safety.

It's the modern day natural selection. Those of us who aren't ******* morons will survive and the species will advance.

The behaviour of some pedestrians these days is astonishing. I'm getting pissed off with having to think for other people when I'm driving.
Imagine the eulogies. "He died happy, listening to Michael Buble on his iPhone."

It appears I am going to need to learn Cantonese.

Which is irritating.

I surprised given the cost of kitchens in the UK that they are more expensive abroad .

You're not reduced to flogging off plan flats round Croydon are you?

It is related to a new job....

I can buy a cheap one in ikea here, but it'll probably not last long. Sadly been talked out of the solid oak one.

People smuggling?

Buy the oak one and tell her it came from Ikea.