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NRM the 2nd 13-10-2023 08:14 PM

Chicken, salmon or whatever with rice and veg now being called poke. People calling it poke and people getting excited about a poke house opening. It's chicken rice and veg given a woke name and you are all falling for it and paying double.

E.H.Plimmy 13-10-2023 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NRM the 2nd (Post 17103843)
Chicken, salmon or whatever with rice and veg now being called poke. People calling it poke and people getting excited about a poke house opening. It's chicken rice and veg given a woke name and you are all falling for it and paying double.

Not me. I pay the usual price and if I get only half the amount, so be it - I will not be mugged off. Excited though I always am by any poke house openings. (It's a 2-for-1 obvious-and-shit joke bonanza.)

Maidstoned Eagle 13-10-2023 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NRM the 2nd (Post 17103843)
Chicken, salmon or whatever with rice and veg now being called poke. People calling it poke and people getting excited about a poke house opening. It's chicken rice and veg given a woke name and you are all falling for it and paying double.

Poke =Woke?

ozzieEagle 14-10-2023 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NRM the 2nd (Post 17103843)
Chicken, salmon or whatever with rice and veg now being called poke. People calling it poke and people getting excited about a poke house opening. It's chicken rice and veg given a woke name and you are all falling for it and paying double.



RazorsEdge 14-10-2023 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 17104048)
Poke =Woke?

Poke a woke?

GorBlimey 14-10-2023 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NRM the 2nd (Post 17103843)
Chicken, salmon or whatever with rice and veg now being called poke. People calling it poke and people getting excited about a poke house opening. It's chicken rice and veg given a woke name and you are all falling for it and paying double.


It's raw fish akin to sushi - if anyone is serving raw chicken you be poisoned!

"Poke /ˈpoʊkeɪ/ (Hawaiian for "to slice" or "cut crosswise into pieces"; sometimes anglicised as pokť to aid pronunciation as two syllables) is diced raw fish served either as an appetizer or a main course."

Martin H 14-10-2023 01:49 PM

Just read that Dr Cameron the SNP MP that has moved to the join the Tory party is now in hiding with her family after threats of violence. How on earth have we regressed to the point that threatening to 'brick' her and her family in the street is a response to her decisions. I can understand people being upset but how far have we fallen. I read somewhere recently a comment that human civilisation/science/etc had moved to the point now where it was impossible that we could become extinct. Seems more likely than it has ever been to me.

adrenalin john 14-10-2023 01:58 PM

Lest we forget two MPs have been murdered just doing their jobs in recent years.

Martin H 14-10-2023 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by adrenalin john (Post 17104475)
Lest we forget two MPs have been murdered just doing their jobs in recent years.

Madness.

west country boy 14-10-2023 02:49 PM

This hasn't happened to me, but if you order tea in the King's Cross/Coal Drops Yard Waitrose, they add the milk to the pot. Broken Britain: https://twitter.com/MPMacLachlan/sta...56553580421290

joyce the voice 14-10-2023 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 17104526)
This hasn't happened to me, but if you order tea in the King's Cross/Coal Drops Yard Waitrose, they add the milk to the pot. Broken Britain: https://twitter.com/MPMacLachlan/sta...56553580421290

I have been thinking of leaving America and coming home, but I'm now having second thoughts

Ball Boy 14-10-2023 04:07 PM

Teams that when we play them out score us.

redsox 14-10-2023 05:16 PM

Hey Joyce how long have you been in USA

PALACEWU 14-10-2023 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 17104526)
This hasn't happened to me, but if you order tea in the King's Cross/Coal Drops Yard Waitrose, they add the milk to the pot. Broken Britain: https://twitter.com/MPMacLachlan/sta...56553580421290

That is ****ed

PALACEWU 14-10-2023 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 17104243)
Poke a woke?

This kind of behavior is exactly what the woke are trying to irradicate.

joyce the voice 14-10-2023 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redsox (Post 17104744)
Hey Joyce how long have you been in USA

30 years! I used by the way to be a big Red Sox fan (beginning in 1992, when the curse was still active) but lost interest sometime after 2004, which doesn't make much sense really. I just loved them when they were the underdog I guess!

davech 14-10-2023 06:54 PM

Alan Carr and Michael McIntyre - is that really the best BBC can offer on a Saturday evening?

west country boy 14-10-2023 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joyce the voice (Post 17104598)
I have been thinking of leaving America and coming home, but I'm now having second thoughts

Ha! If it's any help, I've never heard of such filth before. Also, Coal Drops Yard is wanker central so they're probably not used to people ordering normal tea instead of coffee which has been passed through unicorns' bumholes.

Johnsonpen 14-10-2023 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin H (Post 17104466)
Just read that Dr Cameron the SNP MP that has moved to the join the Tory party is now in hiding with her family after threats of violence. How on earth have we regressed to the point that threatening to 'brick' her and her family in the street is a response to her decisions. I can understand people being upset but how far have we fallen. I read somewhere recently a comment that human civilisation/science/etc had moved to the point now where it was impossible that we could become extinct. Seems more likely than it has ever been to me.

Nicola needs to calm down

Sharkba1t 15-10-2023 09:34 AM

“Stay safe”. Naga Munchetty said this to someone reporting from Israel last week. Twat.

macstar 15-10-2023 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sharkba1t (Post 17105364)
ďStay safeĒ. Naga Munchetty said this to someone reporting from Israel last week. Twat.

How she is a presenter is beyond me, palace fan or not.

Freddy the Fish 15-10-2023 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharkba1t (Post 17105364)
ďStay safeĒ. Naga Munchetty said this to someone reporting from Israel last week. Twat.


In her defence (if any were possible), she is Red'n'Blue army.

Chris K 15-10-2023 06:39 PM

Every podcast being sponsored by manscape and having to listen to the presenters of said podcasts spending 90 seconds or more explaining how they use manscape products to trim their pubes. I really don't want to hear about it whilst I'm snoozing for my final ten minutes before getting up for work (or any other time to be honest)

TopKnot 15-10-2023 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 17104526)
This hasn't happened to me, but if you order tea in the King's Cross/Coal Drops Yard Waitrose, they add the milk to the pot. Broken Britain: https://twitter.com/MPMacLachlan/sta...56553580421290

1. Why does Waitrose have a wine bar
2. Why would you go there
3. Why would you order a pot of tea

Got what he deserved as far as Iím concerned.

Jim Cannon 16-10-2023 10:33 AM

Sports presenters referring to players or teams as best "on the planet"

CT_Palace 16-10-2023 11:06 PM

Streaming services/TV full of shite horror shite because of ******* halloween.

It's a shite genre at the best of times. Absolutely no need to make to wall to wall shite.

Martin H 16-10-2023 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 17107274)
Streaming services/TV full of shite horror shite because of ******* halloween.

It's a shite genre at the best of times. Absolutely no need to make to wall to wall shite.

It always seems odd to me that they do that. But I am not a fan of the horro genre either. I cringed earlier today when I realised that the Christmas movie channel is up and running. Not sure how long thatís been up.

GorBlimey 16-10-2023 11:24 PM

since late August.

Martin H 17-10-2023 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 17107291)
since late August.

Xmas movies must be cheap.

Useless tidbit is that I seem to remember that Hallmark have made more Xmas movies than any other studio.

Edit - Just checked and they are releasing 40 new ones this year alone. As they are owned by Hallmark cards I guess that makes some sense.

PeterH 17-10-2023 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 17107291)
since late August.

There are channels that show Christmas movies non-stop (minus adverts) all year round.

When I was using a certain download site, I reckon from November there were at least 100 new Christmas movies being churned ouit every year.

I don't see how they can calculate the numbers to make that a worthwhile business. When was the last Christmas classic made?

LN1 17-10-2023 01:09 AM

Only 68 days till Christmas!

https://days.to/until/christmas

I dont hate Christmas it just reminds me how time flies :(

west country boy 17-10-2023 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 17107382)
When was the last Christmas classic made?

Looks like there's one coming this festive season:


Maidstoned Eagle 17-10-2023 07:21 AM

Micah Richards, football's equivalent to Ainsley Harriot.

Jordan's Jacket 17-10-2023 07:53 AM

I'll add Mark "Chappers" Chapman to that. His delivery style drives me mad...speaks very slowly and has a tendency to pause during the last word of a sentence.

He also tries too hard to do the blokey thing.

NRM the 2nd 17-10-2023 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 17107421)
Micah Richards, football's equivalent to Ainsley Harriot.

Have to agree with this. Someone needs to tranquilise the man. Getting carried away with himself a lot now

Norwich_Eagle 17-10-2023 08:55 AM

Putting your Xmas House Decorations up in the middle of October.

Ian J 17-10-2023 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin H (Post 17107289)
I cringed earlier today when I realised that the Christmas movie channel is up and running. Not sure how long thatís been up.

Probably as long as all the Christmas stuff has been on sale in the garden centres

Martin H 17-10-2023 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian J (Post 17107505)
Probably as long as all the Christmas stuff has been on sale in the garden centres

Our Garden centre has a grand opening for it's Xmas stuff this Thursday.

davech 17-10-2023 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin H (Post 17107348)
Xmas movies must be cheap.

Useless tidbit is that I seem to remember that Hallmark have made more Xmas movies than any other studio.

Edit - Just checked and they are releasing 40 new ones this year alone. As they are owned by Hallmark cards I guess that makes some sense.

The are all formulaic love-conquers-all tosh. Just change the names and location and there you are. A bit like Barbara Cartland novels.

Maidstoned Eagle 17-10-2023 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NRM the 2nd (Post 17107439)
Have to agree with this. Someone needs to tranquilise the man. Getting carried away with himself a lot now

He hadn't really come on my radar until I started listening to the new podcast with Shearer, Lineker and him....he just ruins it and makes the whole thing unlistenable.

Freddy the Fish 17-10-2023 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan's Jacket (Post 17107437)
I'll add Mark "Chappers" Chapman to that. His delivery style drives me mad...speaks very slowly and has a tendency to pause during the last word of a sentence.

He also tries too hard to do the blokey thing.


Really? I think he's excellent, blows the crap out of jug ears - not that that's difficult...

big bad John 17-10-2023 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 17107421)
Micah Richards, football's equivalent to Ainsley Harriot.


Is there any possible way a human being can ascend as far up another's rear end or lick it as much as our Micah does with Roy Keane.

Richard 17-10-2023 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freddy the Fish (Post 17107876)
Really? I think he's excellent, blows the crap out of jug ears - not that that's difficult...

Seconded.

Paulinmorden 17-10-2023 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freddy the Fish (Post 17107876)
Really? I think he's excellent, blows the crap out of jug ears - not that that's difficult...

Used to like him doing the American football. He seemed to really be interested in listening to what the 2 explayers had to say and to learn from them.

Martin H 17-10-2023 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 17107421)
Micah Richards, football's equivalent to Ainsley Harriot.

Can't bear to watch him and he is an awful pundit. He behaves like a 5 year old and adds no insightful comment. Giggling at his own comments doesn't make him funny, doing it louder still doesn't make it funny. I can't understand what these producers are seeing in him. It's almost as if they have completely misunderstood what makes someone like Kammy so popular and been looking for the wrong things in candidates ever since. Quite how Sky, BBC and BT have all had him on their lists is beyond me? He may be a really nice bloke - but he is a really s**t pundit.

CP-RJW 17-10-2023 11:30 PM

This impersonation of Top Gear Tinie Tempah is currently hosting on Channel 4

PeterH 17-10-2023 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 17107392)
Looks like there's one coming this festive season:


Excellent.

Fun to be had for all the family.

PeterH 17-10-2023 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norwich_Eagle (Post 17107462)
Putting your Xmas House Decorations up in the middle of October.

Who?

PeterH 17-10-2023 11:40 PM

Is this about the right time to accuse BBSers of scapegoating Micah Richards?

west country boy 18-10-2023 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 17108414)
Excellent.

Fun to be had for all the family.

It does look excellent imo. Two and a half hours of John Woo ultraviolence with zero dialogue. Festive bliss.

PeterH 18-10-2023 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 17108444)
It does look excellent imo. Two and a half hours of John Woo ultraviolence with zero dialogue. Festive bliss.

Indeed. My 'excellent' wasn't me being sarcastic.

pallet 18-10-2023 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norwich_Eagle (Post 17107462)
Putting your Xmas House Decorations up in the middle of October.

You are in Norwich they do things differently up there

stevek 18-10-2023 09:16 AM

Last week I was waiting at some traffic lights and I could hear Christmas music leaking out of the car next to me.

Sick Bucket 18-10-2023 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by stevek (Post 17108563)
Last week I was waiting at some traffic lights and I could hear Christmas music leaking out of the car next to me.

Was it Chris Rea?

I think it's to do with people being depressed, which is understandable really, given the state of the world and the endless shit going on.

Stavros 69 18-10-2023 08:28 PM

People who can’t queue at bus stops.

Stavros 69 18-10-2023 08:30 PM

People who spend all day looking at your work calendar.
Then making stupid comments like, “I know you went out for lunch with xxxx”.

No shit, it’s in my calendar.

JJ 18-10-2023 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 17109038)
People who canít queue at bus stops.

The final 3 words are superfluous.

PeterH 19-10-2023 12:00 AM

People who can’t queue superfluous supefluous superfluous.

CT_Palace 19-10-2023 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 17109042)
People who spend all day looking at your work calendar.
Then making stupid comments like, ďI know you went out for lunch with xxxxĒ.

No shit, itís in my calendar.

All day? Is there that much to read on your work calendar?

pallet 19-10-2023 09:24 AM

Just how stupid people have become, bloke playing a tennis game on his phone walking down the stairs at Stratford during rush hour

Prince Phillip 19-10-2023 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 17109244)
Just how stupid people have become, bloke playing a tennis game on his phone walking down the stairs at Stratford during rush hour

Sounds like a right Henri Leconte.

Stavros 69 19-10-2023 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 17109200)
All day? Is there that much to read on your work calendar?

Nope, nothing interesting in there at all.

Pidster 19-10-2023 03:07 PM

British Airways.

SgtStryker 19-10-2023 03:40 PM

People who can’t sit on an airplane for more than 5 minutes without needing the toilet. What’s happened to self-discipline? Airports are full of perfectly usable toilets but no, I’ll wait till everyone is sat down and strapped in before needing a piss. W ankers.

Sodermalm 19-10-2023 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStryker (Post 17109546)
People who canít sit on an airplane for more than 5 minutes without needing the toilet. Whatís happened to self-discipline? Airports are full of perfectly usable toilets but no, Iíll wait till everyone is sat down and strapped in before needing a piss. W ankers.

Dpends if you've spent as long as possible in the airport spoons before rushing to departure gate last call...

chrisophiex 19-10-2023 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 17109244)
Just how stupid people have become, bloke playing a tennis game on his phone walking down the stairs at Stratford during rush hour


Would be ace if he fell due to foot fault.

BERT'S HEAD 19-10-2023 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 17109559)
Would be ace if he fell due to foot fault.

You can't be serious !

Olympian2 19-10-2023 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 17109559)
Would be ace if he fell due to foot fault.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to chrisophiex again

Bloody well played! :p

Martin H 19-10-2023 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStryker (Post 17109546)
People who canít sit on an airplane for more than 5 minutes without needing the toilet. Whatís happened to self-discipline? Airports are full of perfectly usable toilets but no, Iíll wait till everyone is sat down and strapped in before needing a piss. W ankers.

Was the last word an explanation or a description?

Hedgehog 19-10-2023 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStryker (Post 17109546)
People who can’t sit on an airplane for more than 5 minutes without needing the toilet. What’s happened to self-discipline? Airports are full of perfectly usable toilets but no, I’ll wait till everyone is sat down and strapped in before needing a piss. W ankers.

I'm sorry you had to sit next to my wife...

Jim Cannon 19-10-2023 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 17109038)
People who canít queue at bus stops.

and when they get on the bus they need 2 seats

Joe85 19-10-2023 09:37 PM

Fluid levels in vehicles; they’re always 2.2lts or 2.3 etc, never a whole number. And of course the fluids are sold in whole numbers quantities, meaning you have to buy far more than you actually need.

*****.

Stavros 69 19-10-2023 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 17109656)
and when they get on the bus they need 2 seats

Or the classic sit on the outside seat.
While not trying to sound sexist, Iím most surprised that itís women who push to the front of the queue.
Always baffling as Iíve only not been able to get on a bus a handful of times in 20 years of living in zone 2.

big bad John 19-10-2023 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 17109244)
Just how stupid people have become, bloke playing a tennis game on his phone walking down the stairs at Stratford during rush hour


I suppose when he stops in the Abbey Tap by the station he'll expect, after holding everyone up on the exit steps, to get served quickly.

jimos_uk 19-10-2023 10:05 PM

Something that's always bugged me is that the late Colin Powell somehow convinced everyone to call him Coal-in.

GeorgeIII 20-10-2023 06:01 AM

You can buy Tupperware beakers to take the excess. Fill,seal and leave in the boot.

ceeby 20-10-2023 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeorgeIII (Post 17109938)
You can buy Tupperware beakers to take the excess. Fill,seal and leave in the boot.

Word recognition alarms have just been sounded in Chile. Standby new member. Peter is on his way, and he's fully triggered........

RazorsEdge 20-10-2023 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStryker (Post 17109546)
People who canít sit on an airplane for more than 5 minutes without needing the toilet. Whatís happened to self-discipline? Airports are full of perfectly usable toilets but no, Iíll wait till everyone is sat down and strapped in before needing a piss. W ankers.

It is fear of flying and anxiety that makes them do that. You just need to be understanding and patient.

RazorsEdge 20-10-2023 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 17109622)
I'm sorry you had to sit next to my wife...

I am sure I married her sister, I am actually convinced :)

Maidstoned Eagle 20-10-2023 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 17109955)
It is fear of flying and anxiety that makes them do that. You just need to be understanding and patient.

Also the 8 pre flight pints supped in the wetherspoons of the departure lounge

glenn.f 20-10-2023 05:30 PM

Seeing how close lorries get to each other in conditions like today. Just got back from Birmingham to West Norfolk and some of the ludicrous stunts pulled by lorry drivers on the M6 especially was mind boggling. Those conditions were as bad as I've driven in the rain at times but these pricks still chanced their arms with some ridiculous following and overtaking. Couple of nods to a few standard van drivers that added to the twattery, to reinforce the bad rep amongst us other van drivers.

glenn.f 20-10-2023 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sodermalm (Post 17109555)
Dpends if you've spent as long as possible in the airport spoons before rushing to departure gate last call...

On our flight to Corfu a few weeks ago we had some Pratt who pissed in one of his finished cans of cheapo duty free, because he was obviously bursting after waking up from an induced nap.
His wake up coincided with us heading for take off after a long delay and his attempt to bolt for the john was quickly halted by a stewardess who had a better kick than Mo Farah.
Unfortunately for those around the waft of Sugar Puffs confirmed his efforts and a second attempt an hour later was quickly halted by one of the stewardesses, presumably because he'd flopped it out again as was caught almost in the act.
His shame was compounded by having to take his two cans to the back of the plane where he was made to put them down the lav...after first attempting to leave them at the back of the plane and getting sent back to do it properly.
Luckily he didn't get lairy with it and took his shame quite meekly which was the only bonus...good advert for Spoons and Duty free though.

Martin H 20-10-2023 06:06 PM

Long post warning

EVRI - hardly a new one for the list but FFS they are awful at times. We have an every day delivery guy that we know well and TBH he is OK . His backup is the polar opposite, ignorant as **** and lobs things onto the doorstep if you are lucky leaving it for any casual thief or the weather. That I can put up with albeit irritating. Yesterday we had booked a collection for a large item return. All packed and ready in the original packing and we stayed in all day. For various reasons and over time we have ended up with CCTV camera, perimeter detection that puts the CCTV on the TV/PC screens when someone comes down the drive AND a automatic door bell chime that rings when someone walks down the drive. That plus the PC I sit at is about 10ft from the door they would knock on. Oh and Ring camera on top of that. Soooooooo I can be 100% certain if anyone has been down our drive to collect a parcel. So I was surprised to read their advice that they hadn't been able to collect the parcel because we weren't in. BTW - the backup EVRI guy was here delivering 10 mins before that. Lying wotsits. But they would try again today.

So the time was pushed back a couple of times and then eventually it was flagged - parcel not packed suitably - if you want it collecting, re-pack it and re-book. SO again I can guarantee that no one came here. So another big whopper from EVRI.

So all of that is woeful, awful etc. But worse still is - you try and complain. It's a nightmare trying to find way to actually complain to them. They all end in dead ends. Horrible company.

big bad John 20-10-2023 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 17110449)
On our flight to Corfu a few weeks ago we had some Pratt who pissed in one of his finished cans of cheapo duty free, because he was obviously bursting after waking up from an induced nap.

You obviously never travelled on the away coaches - pre toilets. Empty Party 7's were the favourite destinations for liberating your pee.
Seriously once he found himself in that situation what was the bloke meant to do. He's at the point of no return and jobsworth won't let him use the toilet. With out saying, "not get drunk before I got on," what would you have done?

SgtStryker 20-10-2023 07:24 PM

Travelling on a plane surrounded by families with young children is not travelling to Stoke away. Act like an adult with some responsibility perhaps?

big bad John 20-10-2023 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStryker (Post 17110567)
Travelling on a plane surrounded by families with young children is not travelling to Stoke away. Act like an adult with some responsibility perhaps?

Says the bloke who next week will be posting on the "have you ever poohed yourself in public" thread.:)

SgtStryker 20-10-2023 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 17110599)
Says the bloke who next week will be posting on the "have you ever poohed yourself in public" thread.:)

:eek:

glenn.f 20-10-2023 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 17110555)
You obviously never travelled on the away coaches - pre toilets. Empty Party 7's were the favourite destinations for liberating your pee.
Seriously once he found himself in that situation what was the bloke meant to do. He's at the point of no return and jobsworth won't let him use the toilet. With out saying, "not get drunk before I got on," what would you have done?

Yes fella and when they've made the coach toilet out of bounds, but this was a TUI flight with woman and kids about...as one of the stewardesses pointed out to him. The first time you could have excused the bloke but his second attempt was rather than bother get up and walk to the John....what was going though his mind at that point was anyone's guess but anything would have been a lame excuse.

SA Eagle 20-10-2023 09:10 PM

John? It's a ******* toilet!!!

Maz 20-10-2023 09:14 PM

He's not called big bad john for nothing.

Panther 20-10-2023 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 17110555)
You obviously never travelled on the away coaches - pre toilets. Empty Party 7's were the favourite destinations for liberating your pee.
Seriously once he found himself in that situation what was the bloke meant to do. He's at the point of no return and jobsworth won't let him use the toilet. With out saying, "not get drunk before I got on," what would you have done?

The clever thing about that policy would have been that you could have carried on drinking from your Party Seven without noticing any difference.

LN1 21-10-2023 03:12 PM

Once again missing out on food at a Wetherspoons due to them trying to serve it to a duplicate table number and then taking it back :wallbash:

Wolfnipplechips 21-10-2023 11:06 PM

Worst day of sport ever.

Wolfnipplechips 21-10-2023 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LN1 (Post 17111318)
Once again missing out on food at a Wetherspoons due to them trying to serve it to a duplicate table number and then taking it back :wallbash:

Could be worse. They could have delivered it to your table.

glenn.f 21-10-2023 11:13 PM

On the back of an irritating day of sport, the village idiot youngest stepson has just fessed up to having his insurance cancelled for not hooking up to his black box app regularly. What the hell possessed him to make those sorts of decisions I'll never know but unfortunately not being blessed with the brightest of bulbs between his eyes it sort of sums the lad up.
Given the fact he drives for a living to and from sites on traffic management, including access to a work van there's no telling what implications his actions will bring. Early indications suggest that he's going to be paying through the nose for the coming years for his brainfart moments but apparently he's not even spoken to his boss yet either.
Wouldn't surprise me if the next Muppet move will be a storm off in a vehicle....which may as well be a boat in the current conditions.

cappuccinoeagle 21-10-2023 11:17 PM

Palace well beaten , Partick well beaten, England cricket team well beaten , shame about rugby too, although I’m not a fan

baughurst eagle 21-10-2023 11:23 PM

what a coincedence Palace well beaten partick my fav scotch team beaten my home town cov beaten England loose cricket and rugby. wankers win, scoucers win
the only slight bit of good news today was Chelsea letting slip a 2-0 lead
Roll on Friday

Wolfnipplechips 21-10-2023 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 17112868)
Palace well beaten , Partick well beaten, England cricket team well beaten , shame about rugby too, although Iím not a fan

Sutton Utd. Beaten in added time after coming back from two down.

PeterH 21-10-2023 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ceeby (Post 17109953)
Word recognition alarms have just been sounded in Chile. Standby new member. Peter is on his way, and he's fully triggered........

I have just spotted the post, but I have poker tonight and cricket tomorrow. I will have to let this one go.

CT_Palace 21-10-2023 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ceeby (Post 17109953)
Word recognition alarms have just been sounded in Chile. Standby new member. Peter is on his way, and he's fully triggered........

:supergrin:


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