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mushroom 28-10-2016 01:40 PM

Cyclist leaves the cycle lane, swerves out in front of my car, my passenger warns me, I brake sharply. He notices my sharp breaking and the following conversation happens. (I'm certainly not proud of my part.)

Suicidal cyclist: ya ****in idiot

Awesome car driver: You nearly hit me!

SC: it's ****in obvious I'm turning right, why else would I be slowing down?

ACD: slowing down isn't the signal that you're planning to turn right ya stupid prick.

SC: pull over and I'll smack ya head in

ACD: i then point to next turning and shout "over there"

I pull over at agreed point, he carries on cycling and shouts

"Grow up... you stupid chav"

SgtStryker 28-10-2016 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 13287239)
Cyclist leaves the cycle lane, swerves out in front of my car, my passenger warns me, I brake sharply. He notices my sharp breaking and the following conversation happens. (I'm certainly not proud of my part.)

Suicidal cyclist: ya ****in idiot

Awesome car driver: You nearly hit me!

SC: it's ****in obvious I'm turning right, why else would I be slowing down?

ACD: slowing down isn't the signal that you're planning to turn right ya stupid prick.

SC: pull over and I'll smack ya head in

ACD: i then point to next turning and shout "over there"

I pull over at agreed point, he carries on cycling and shouts

"Grow up... you stupid chav"

I hate cyclists, pretentious wankers who think they rule the roads, pavements and anything else they want to.
Anyone over 16 who wants to ride a bike should be treated the same as motorcycle riders. Wear protective clothing, tax and insure their vehicle and have identification plates fitted. They can have all the cycle lanes in the world then, as long as they, and not the motorist pays!

BR5 Eagle 28-10-2016 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStryker (Post 13287249)
I hate cyclists, pretentious wankers who think they rule the roads, pavements and anything else they want to.
Anyone over 16 who wants to ride a bike should be treated the same as motorcycle riders. Wear protective clothing, tax and insure their vehicle and have identification plates fitted. They can have all the cycle lanes in the world then, as long as they, and not the motorist pays!

Or you could argue there are nobs on bikes and nobs in cars and we could all do with being a little more considerate to one another. As someone who makes half my journey by car and half by bike I find that as a cyclist you feel in an incredibly defensive mindset - when car after car buzz past an inch away from your right elbow your mood is pretty grumpy especially given a bike will lose to a car in a collision. Likewise in a car there is nothing worse than self absorbed cyclists cycling in pairs or aggressive lycra louts. We should all just try and remember we are all trying to get home as quick as we can and safely.

Socrates 28-10-2016 02:00 PM

The BBS not having a thread dedicated to bitching about other road users. Oh! Hold on...

evvo111 28-10-2016 02:20 PM

I don't drive. I don't ride a bike.

So

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3Q5AaItJezQjK/200.gif#67

to y'all.

TopKnot 28-10-2016 02:26 PM

GET YOUR ******* NME OUT OF MY FACE

and it might help if you didn't stand 2 feet from the entrance to the station right in the middle.

chrisophiex 28-10-2016 04:55 PM

People who don't offer a tea or coffee to professional trade who work in their house.

Even more annoying is when they make themselves one and don't bother asking.

Nostrils 28-10-2016 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13287469)
People who don't offer a tea or coffee to professional trade who work in their house.

Even more annoying is when they make themselves one and don't bother asking.

This really annoys me too. I considered putting a silent fiver on a job when this happened, but felt it was a bit naughty although justified imo.

Oddjob 28-10-2016 05:14 PM

Those who work in an office and at lunchtime go and get a McDonalds, BK or KFC and then bring it back to their desk to eat it.

Ardent Eagle Forever 28-10-2016 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13287486)
Those who work in an office and at lunchtime go and get a McDonalds, BK or KFC and then bring it back to their desk to eat it.

I hate that too. Once saw a programme with Richard Hammond in and some bio scientist. RH said that he always ate his lunch at his desk. Scientist sampled said desk for bacteria. Result was that Hammond s desk was more dangerous to eat off than a toilet seat after Glastonbury. Lovely.

Superfly 28-10-2016 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13287285)
GET YOUR ******* NME OUT OF MY FACE

and it might help if you didn't stand 2 feet from the entrance to the station right in the middle.

That's not the little bird outside Liverpool Street is it? By the Ronnies. I've had to hold myself back from snatching the NME and ripping it up into tiny pieces and ranting like a crazed loon whilst dribbling from my foaming mouth. It's been a close call.

Yoda 28-10-2016 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13287486)
Those who work in an office and at lunchtime go and get a McDonalds, BK or KFC and then bring it back to their desk to eat it.

Time for some light-hearted, passive/aggressive comments from the rest of the office?

We had a colleague who drank herbal teas and the blackcurrant one smelt like tom cat wee!

Funny thing, if you tried it yourself, it smelled OK. But across the room it smelled awful. In the end she stopped that particular variety, as we said it was embarrassing if someone came to our office for a meeting.

Pat of the Palace 28-10-2016 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13287469)
People who don't offer a tea or coffee to professional trade who work in their house.

Even more annoying is when they make themselves one and don't bother asking.

I was on a job in South Kensington and they did just that. I said we'll be back in an hour we're off down the caff. Two hours later the same. They finally twigged and started offering tea. :)

WLYWLYAWYPWF 28-10-2016 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13287469)
People who don't offer a tea or coffee to professional trade who work in their house.

Even more annoying is when they make themselves one and don't bother asking.

Just ask them if the kettle is broken. Works every time.

Yoda 28-10-2016 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13287469)
People who don't offer a tea or coffee to professional trade who work in their house.

Even more annoying is when they make themselves one and don't bother asking.

What do you feel about people who provide builders with their own kettle etc and say make one when you wish?

We did that when we had a long job and, to be honest, it's hard to know when to offer day after day.

We provided kettle, mugs, milk, coffee, tea, sugar and refreshed the biscuit supply. They seemed happy with this and it meant they could stop when it was convenient for them, rather than waiting for us to be free.

DocSavage 28-10-2016 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13287469)
People who don't offer a tea or coffee to professional trade who work in their house.

Even more annoying is when they make themselves one and don't bother asking.

no one offers me a drink or biscuit at work!

can't they/you take your flask with you and stop freeloading?

chrisophiex 28-10-2016 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 13287554)
What do you feel about people who provide builders with their own kettle etc and say make one when you wish?

We did that when we had a long job and, to be honest, it's hard to know when to offer day after day.

We provided kettle, mugs, milk, coffee, tea, sugar and refreshed the biscuit supply. They seemed happy with this and it meant they could stop when it was convenient for them, rather than waiting for us to be free.


How do I feel about it ? I would give you a slight discount and a lovely hug at the end of my job:)

Nostrils 28-10-2016 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocSavage (Post 13287563)
no one offers me a drink or biscuit at work!

can't they/you take your flask with you and stop freeloading?

Maybe they just don't like you:).

If you invite somebody into your house, is it not simply common courtesy to offer them a drink?

chrisophiex 28-10-2016 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocSavage (Post 13287563)
no one offers me a drink or biscuit at work!

can't they/you take your flask with you and stop freeloading?


Freeloading :D

I always offer a tea or coffee if someone comes to my house that's probably going to be staying for an hour or so. Basic manners !

Chocky 28-10-2016 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13287469)
People who don't offer a tea or coffee to professional trade who work in their house.

Even more annoying is when they make themselves one and don't bother asking.

That's just ignorant. I even let the gas meter reader get a hand job off my missus because I was in the middle of throwing a lump up her when he rang the doorbell.

This is available at porrnhub.com under the title of 'Cuckold Gas Wanker'.

bubbs11 28-10-2016 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocSavage (Post 13287563)
no one offers me a drink or biscuit at work!

can't they/you take your flask with you and stop freeloading?

:p

I actually always offer tea/coffee/juice/biscuits to workmen, although had I known the poor level of workmanship from some, that only becomes apparent months later, I would've offered them cat biscuits and arsenic.

TopKnot 28-10-2016 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superfly (Post 13287521)
That's not the little bird outside Liverpool Street is it? By the Ronnies. I've had to hold myself back from snatching the NME and ripping it up into tiny pieces and ranting like a crazed loon whilst dribbling from my foaming mouth. It's been a close call.

Not specifically (I was thinking about Southwark station) but it happens everywhere. Do they get paid by the amount of crappy free magazines that they get rid of?

danpalace07 28-10-2016 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13287568)
That's just ignorant. I even let the gas meter reader get a hand job off my missus because I was in the middle of throwing a lump up her when he rang the doorbell.

This is available at porrnhub.com under the title of 'Cuckold Gas Wanker'.

:D

Nostrils 28-10-2016 11:03 PM

Books with 'A Novel' written on the front cover.

Jim Cannon 28-10-2016 11:17 PM

Whilst on the subject of workmen thanks a bunch to the plumber that poured one shot down my sink today, so haphazardly it has now discoloured it. Anyone who has any ideas of how to clean this off let me know cos I can't

Mr Mojo Risin 28-10-2016 11:19 PM

Halloween. What is the point?

Jim Cannon 28-10-2016 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 13287749)
Halloween. What is the point?

The yanks got hold of it and turned it into a big deal and it kind of got copied over here

DARZET EAGLE 29-10-2016 12:09 AM

Waste of time, and vast sums of money. Sadly now a lot more than just 'trick or treat'.:veryangry

Yoda 29-10-2016 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13287564)
How do I feel about it ? I would give you a slight discount and a lovely hug at the end of my job:)

Excellent!

I'll try that approach again when we have another lengthy job next year. I did wonder if they considered us poor hosts for not making it for them, but that wasn't our intention.

Think I'll make extra effort with the biscuit choice though...gotta keep good builders happy!

Hedgehog 29-10-2016 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13287751)
The yanks got hold of it and turned it into a big deal and it kind of got copied over here

Closely followed by Valentin's Day. :wallbash:

chrisophiex 29-10-2016 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13287748)
Whilst on the subject of workmen thanks a bunch to the plumber that poured one shot down my sink today, so haphazardly it has now discoloured it. Anyone who has any ideas of how to clean this off let me know cos I can't


Sorry .... what does one shot mean ? Whisky ? :confused:

bubbs11 29-10-2016 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13288306)
Sorry .... what does one shot mean ? Whisky ? :confused:

I'm thinking it's a typo and there should be an i where the o is.

Nostrils 29-10-2016 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13287748)
Whilst on the subject of workmen thanks a bunch to the plumber that poured one shot down my sink today, so haphazardly it has now discoloured it. Anyone who has any ideas of how to clean this off let me know cos I can't

One Shot is Sulphuric acid - If you're not careful it can leave purple coloured stains. I doubt you'll get rid of those unfortunately.

art malice 29-10-2016 11:25 AM

Just remembered I had a seriously innocuous dream involving Phil Neville last night FFS

chrisophiex 29-10-2016 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13288322)
I'm thinking it's a typo and there should be an i where the o is.


Oh.....Ine shot :p

Icy 29-10-2016 08:56 PM

Talksport or 5 live football phone is. Jesus Christ all Man Utd fans and scousers really are utter *****.

Sam Spade 29-10-2016 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13289675)
Talksport or 5 live football phone is. Jesus Christ all Man Utd fans and scousers really are utter *****.

....and they're all lifelong supporters from Tunbridge Wells.

cappuccinoeagle 29-10-2016 09:14 PM

Liverpool fans today - throwing flares, only singing when they score and nicking Southampton's song.

Fireworks - time for a government to ban them except for displays.

Blokes with topknots

the drexciyan 29-10-2016 09:24 PM

Having to deal with an issue in my building where one tenant was subletting a toilet to another one. Thanks for all the hassle in dealing with that stunning level of grubby pettiness you wanker.

the drexciyan 29-10-2016 09:26 PM

Oh yeah and Palace home form. FFS the most compelling reason to rebuild the ground.

Ardent Eagle Forever 29-10-2016 09:33 PM

Strictly Come F ING Dancing, any time but even more so when it's Halloween. What a SH1T programme.

cappuccinoeagle 29-10-2016 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ardent Eagle Forever (Post 13289831)
Strictly Come F ING Dancing, any time but even more so when it's Halloween. What a SH1T programme.

Probably the best or least worse of reality shows,things like Essex,Geordie,Big Brother,Jungle much worse

Pat of the Palace 29-10-2016 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 13289794)
Having to deal with an issue in my building where one tenant was subletting a toilet to another one. Thanks for all the hassle in dealing with that stunning level of grubby pettiness you wanker.

How did that work? He was letting the other one in to use his khazi?

Andycol 29-10-2016 10:37 PM

That fecking floppy bottle thing.
Drives me mental at the kids football. All they all want to do is lob a water bottle in the air.
Started making them do laps of the pitch every time they do it. Grr.

Wolfnipplechips 29-10-2016 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andycol (Post 13290043)
That fecking floppy bottle thing.
Drives me mental at the kids football. All they all want to do is lob a water bottle in the air.
Started making them do laps of the pitch every time they do it. Grr.

This X infinity.:veryangry

danpalace07 30-10-2016 05:17 AM

the yankification of CPFC. The whole throwing t-shirts to the crowd at half time really is tragic...

PhuketEagle 30-10-2016 06:58 AM

Atleast we don't have clackers (yet.)

Hitchin Eagle 30-10-2016 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 13290637)
Atleast we don't have clackers (yet.)

Grow a pair. Oh sorry you said clackers.

Wolfnipplechips 30-10-2016 07:22 PM

The fact that some tills not working properly in a supermarket is headline news.

And that people feel justified in complaining and moaning as though it's the end of the world.

Tweeting numpties who slate a business having a bad day as though they could have done it better. Shit happens occasionally.

Just **** off to Tesco's you wankers.

Chocky 30-10-2016 08:18 PM

'Massive Chelsea fans' who give it the buggun then when I find them in a bar with no telly not watching them and the f*cking excuses when I ask why not watching. WANKERS.

cappuccinoeagle 30-10-2016 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13291710)
The fact that some tills not working properly in a supermarket is headline news.

And that people feel justified in complaining and moaning as though it's the end of the world.

Tweeting numpties who slate a business having a bad day as though they could have done it better. Shit happens occasionally.

Just **** off to Tesco's you wankers.

First World problems

Hedgehog 31-10-2016 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13291710)
The fact that some tills not working properly in a supermarket is headline news.

It happened on a Sunday - God works in mysterious ways! :rolleyes:

meee 31-10-2016 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andycol (Post 13290043)
That fecking floppy bottle thing.
Drives me mental at the kids football. All they all want to do is lob a water bottle in the air.
Started making them do laps of the pitch every time they do it. Grr.

Repped.

Chester 31-10-2016 12:55 AM

Adults wearing Halloween fancy dress to the office. Oddballs

tuzza_cpfc 31-10-2016 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13291710)
The fact that some tills not working properly in a supermarket is headline news.

And that people feel justified in complaining and moaning as though it's the end of the world.

Tweeting numpties who slate a business having a bad day as though they could have done it better. Shit happens occasionally.

Just **** off to Tesco's you wankers.

The main problem in places like Lidl and Aldi is the way the management take the piss out of both their till staff and the customers by refusing to open another till until queues get big, because God forbid the till staff get 10 seconds of rest, because that wouldn't be fully efficient of course.

Hedgehog 31-10-2016 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13292088)
Adults wearing Halloween fancy dress to the office. Oddballs

Halloween... full stop.

Dorking .Eagle 31-10-2016 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13292088)
Adults wearing Halloween fancy dress to the office. Oddballs

Agree, about 3 of them today in our office of circa 200 people - look like complete and utter nobs, full face paint the lot.

elgin eagle 31-10-2016 12:33 PM

Planting acorns. Enough acorns to populate the surface of the moon. I bet none of the bastards germinate either.

Worksop Palace 31-10-2016 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13292088)
Adults wearing Halloween fancy dress to the office. Oddballs

just send the saddos home

Worksop Palace 31-10-2016 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292528)
Planting acorns. Enough acorns to populate the surface of the moon. I bet none of the bastards germinate either.

can you buy acorns on ebay ?

elgin eagle 31-10-2016 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13292531)
can you buy acorns on ebay ?

Soon you can :)

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292528)
Planting acorns. Enough acorns to populate the surface of the moon. I bet none of the bastards germinate either.

Pulling up germinated acorns from my garden. Bastard squirrels and they're at it again now.

Blind_Eagle 31-10-2016 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13292531)
can you buy acorns on ebay ?

Of course. :D

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/100-ACORNS...UAAOSwmfhX4pz9

elgin eagle 31-10-2016 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13292636)
Pulling up germinated acorns from my garden. Bastard squirrels and they're at it again now.

What's the answer, chicken wire?

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292673)
What's the answer, chicken wire?

I'm thinking more along the lines of...

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qim...t_to_webp=true

elgin eagle 31-10-2016 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13292685)
I'm thinking more along the lines of...

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qim...t_to_webp=true

That's squirrelist. They have to eat too you know.

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292690)
That's squirrelist. They have to eat too you know.

Then eat, don't bury the ****ers all over my garden! :veryangry

Blind_Eagle 31-10-2016 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292690)
That's squirrelist. They have to eat too you know.

So do we.

http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/...psxhljwrc7.jpg

Yum.

elgin eagle 31-10-2016 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13292636)
Pulling up germinated acorns from my garden. Bastard squirrels and they're at it again now.

They just want to turn your garden back into a forest. Are they red or grey?

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13292730)

You're employed Blind. I pay good rates and you keep the harvest.

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292741)
They just want to turn your garden back into a forest. Are they red or grey?

Grey. The same grey as nazi uniforms.

elgin eagle 31-10-2016 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13292746)
Grey. The same grey as nazi uniforms.

Well, you should have said. Feck them then. Had they been heroic red ones that's the whole new argument.

Blind_Eagle 31-10-2016 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292757)
Well, you should have said. Feck them then. Had they been heroic red ones that's the whole new argument.

Obviously I've never eaten a red squirrel.


Not enough meat on them.

pallet 31-10-2016 03:26 PM

People who do nothing to help ie at a kids football team but have an opinion on everything and cant wait to tell you.

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13292701)
Then eat, don't bury the ****ers all over my garden! :veryangry

garden. That's a joke. More like my eat as much as you can buffet for deer.
Blind?

strawberry mivi 31-10-2016 04:28 PM

Multi-cultural fireworks.
Bloody celebrating Diwali, Chinese New Year, Guy Fawkes, Thanksgiving, Old Father Time, etc, etc.
Everyone is a bastard, why not just sing a 'happy song' and be done with it instead of letting off fireworks all bloody night.
Bastards.

foresthillbilly 31-10-2016 04:47 PM

Trick or Treat. or Demanding money with menaces.

From 6pm I'll be blaring out Gary Glitter at high volume and have a batch of distress flares to fire out though the letterbox.
bloody American shlt. Killed by Friendly Fire, another great American custom (puts on tin hat)

Another option would be to go out with my steak knife and re-create scenes from 'Halloween'.

west country boy 31-10-2016 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292757)
Well, you should have said. Feck them then. Had they been heroic red ones that's the whole new argument.

Red squirrels are inbred ginger halfwits (the anti-addicks of the sciuridae family), and only survive in areas of outstanding national weirdness like Poole Harbour or Merseyside. F~ck 'em.

art malice 31-10-2016 05:36 PM

Tannoy announcement in Ikea asking for all 'functional responsibles to go to the checkout'.

Asked my wife if that meant us.

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 13292872)
Trick or Treat. or Demanding money with menaces.

From 6pm I'll be blaring out Gary Glitter at high volume and have a batch of distress flares to fire out though the letterbox.
bloody American shlt. Killed by Friendly Fire, another great American custom (puts on tin hat)

Another option would be to go out with my steak knife and re-create scenes from 'Halloween'.

I'm busy putting chocolate coating on a pile of laxative tabs in readiness for the house calls later :p

elgin eagle 31-10-2016 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 13292875)
Red squirrels are inbred ginger halfwits (the anti-addicks of the sciuridae family), and only survive in areas of outstanding national weirdness like Poole Harbour or Merseyside. F~ck 'em.

:D

They do well up here. Which does sort of corroborate your second point.

Terrace Bickle 31-10-2016 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13292958)
I'm busy putting chocolate coating on a pile of laxative tabs in readiness for the house calls later :p

:-) The amount of adults in fancy dress trick or treating with their children was a bit disconcerting tonight.

Just accept this isn't the US and take your kids to an organised party or failing that buy them some sweets yourself!

I wouldn't mind but the kids we've had call in the past can't even be bothered to say thank you. So I can't be bothered to answer the door.

Blind_Eagle 31-10-2016 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13292809)
garden. That's a joke. More like my eat as much as you can buffet for deer.
Blind?

Do you pay travelling time?

Andycol 31-10-2016 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13292088)
Adults wearing Halloween fancy dress to the office. Oddballs

there were a couple of blokes in the main stand painted up on Saturday. Please notice me cameras.
If you want to get on tv, come and sit at the front and get wet like us real men.

danpalace07 31-10-2016 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13292088)
Adults wearing Halloween fancy dress to the office. Oddballs

freaks

WLYWLYAWYPWF 31-10-2016 11:13 PM

Wankers letting fireworks off incessantly on Halloween night. :jerkit:

PhuketEagle 01-11-2016 06:32 AM

Stoke going above us (pile of sh***)

thefox 01-11-2016 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 13293397)
Wankers letting fireworks off incessantly on Halloween night. :jerkit:

Probably for Diwali.

gold76 01-11-2016 08:41 PM

Flicking through the music video channels today (1st Nov)

One of them, Heart (Sky 387) has changed over to play xmas tunes, fairytale of new york earlier.

Eye Dee will be pleased

But my reaction is more **** off you ******* *****

Sam Spade 01-11-2016 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 13294479)
Flicking through the music video channels today (1st Nov)

One of them, Heart (Sky 387) has changed over to play xmas tunes, fairytale of new york earlier.

Eye Dee will be pleased

But my reaction is more **** off you ******* *****

Never too early for Kirsty.:frown::love:

Reps AJ 01-11-2016 08:59 PM

People who, having used a self-service counter, decide to stand in front of said counter whilst they finish sorting their stuff out instead of moving a foot to the left and allow someone from the ever growing queue to use it

wighteagle 02-11-2016 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 13294517)
People who, having used a self-service counter, decide to stand in front of said counter whilst they finish sorting their stuff out instead of moving a foot to the left and allow someone from the ever growing queue to use it

This. And people who stop in the doorway of a supermarket on their way out to check their till slip. I feel like ramming my trolley into them. :veryangry

strawberry mivi 02-11-2016 10:13 AM

And still tossers are letting off fireworks at ungodly hours.
0600 - WTF?

foresthillbilly 02-11-2016 10:18 AM

Drivers in the countryside who insist on using full-beam headlights, even with oncoming traffic.
If you can't see an unlit road using dipped headlights, you are travelling too fast for the conditions, or you need an eye-sight test. And keep to your own side of the road.
That's cost me 40 for a new off-side wing mirror.

gcwhite 02-11-2016 10:19 AM

The expressions gone viral and took to twitter.

foresthillbilly 02-11-2016 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wighteagle (Post 13295130)
This. And people who stop in the doorway of a supermarket on their way out to check their till slip. I feel like ramming my trolley into them. :veryangry

People who stop/hesitate in any kind of doorway. It even happens at Selhurst. As soon as some people get through the turnstiles, some fecker stops and wants to check his coat pockets for something. :jerkit:

STEP ASIDE, OUT THE FECKING WAY

chelmsfordeagle 02-11-2016 10:22 AM

The obsession of wearing poppies in Novemeber

Big Gav 02-11-2016 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 13295147)
People who stop/hesitate in any kind of doorway. It even happens at Selhurst. As soon as some people get through the turnstiles, some fecker stops and wants to check his coat pockets for something. :jerkit:

STEP ASIDE, OUT THE FECKING WAY

Too right happens a lot at Selhurst. Also people stopping at the top or bottom of an escalator

andyocpfc 02-11-2016 10:50 AM

Feeling hungry.

Nostrils 02-11-2016 10:53 AM

People booking me in to do a days work and then telling me that they no longer wanting it done when I turn up.


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