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Worksop Palace 03-01-2017 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13404955)
Golf tomorrow followed by the match and then a bit of a lie in on Wednesday before I take the young lad to Lingfield for the day.

Still we've only been closed for three days over Christmas and I'm knackered.

Sounds slightly better than my week mate !

Leopald Stotch 03-01-2017 04:10 PM

It's probably been mentioned before (several times I would imagine), but anyone who offers to 'drive him there myself' when an offer springs up for a player they want rid of. Stupid f**king statement!

And as I'm moaning, anyone who has ever learnt the Samuel L Jackson quote from Pulp Fiction. Whether you have ever quoted it or not, the fact you have memorised it on the understanding that you may one day quote it, makes you a c**t!

Owngoal 03-01-2017 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Leopald Stotch (Post 13405963)
It's probably been mentioned before (several times I would imagine), but anyone who offers to 'drive him there myself' when an offer springs up for a player they want rid of. Stupid f**king statement!

And as I'm moaning, anyone who has ever learnt the Samuel L Jackson quote from Pulp Fiction. Whether you have ever quoted it or not, the fact you have memorised it on the understanding that you may one day quote it, makes you a c**t!

Yep - it always pissed me off when I bought first class tickets at Bromley South Station and the counter guy would say that because of the high ticket price. Certain type of Knob such as HRP........

little al 03-01-2017 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Leopald Stotch (Post 13405963)
It's probably been mentioned before (several times I would imagine), but anyone who offers to 'drive him there myself' when an offer springs up for a player they want rid of. Stupid f**king statement!

And as I'm moaning, anyone who has ever learnt the Samuel L Jackson quote from Pulp Fiction. Whether you have ever quoted it or not, the fact you have memorised it on the understanding that you may one day quote it, makes you a c**t!

Whats the quote? Never seen it.

gold76 03-01-2017 04:52 PM

January, cold and hateful month

Not having any money

Not drinking

Having to go for a run this evening..

Health kicks!

BERT'S HEAD 03-01-2017 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 13406076)
Whats the quote? Never seen it.

"Hey dude, are the Arthur bogs fit to piss in yet ?"

Levski 03-01-2017 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 13406076)
Whats the quote? Never seen it.

"Do you know what they call Sam Allardyce in France?"

"Le big mac"

Icy 03-01-2017 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Levski (Post 13406104)
"Do you know what they call Sam Allardyce in France?"

"Le big mac"

Does that make Supa Al "Royale with cheese"?

Steamy 03-01-2017 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 13406076)
Whats the quote? Never seen it.

Zaha 20:17. "The path of the right winger is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Southgate and the tyranny of 'white old men'. Wilfried is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the Ivory Coast through the African Cup of Nations, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost assists. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to convince the referee that he dived. And you will know he is just too good for you when he lays his vengeance upon you."

For the record - I Googled it, didn't have it memorised...

4 cryingOutloud 03-01-2017 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13399883)
I'm not sure if it is annoying, more of a head scratcher really, but why do they package new socks so preciously with tissue paper inside them, little clips holding the toes together, and sticky labels and sown in tags.

Guess what I got for Christmas?

Lucky bas$t@rd :p

4 cryingOutloud 03-01-2017 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Levski (Post 13406104)
"Do you know what they call Sam Allardyce in France?"

"Le big mac"

Ooooooooo.... Those French Fries:D:D

Worksop Palace 03-01-2017 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 13406077)
January, cold and hateful month

Not having any money

Not drinking

Having to go for a run this evening..

Health kicks!

With you. I hate January with a passion.

I'll get through this week ok because I really do need a break from the booze. But come Saturday I'll be ready for a beer and no one will be up for one

Skiddo 03-01-2017 07:34 PM

People on facebook giving thanks for the year they had and all the tediously boring 'memories' they made over the course of it. Extra points for telling us about all the things they wanna do in 2017, yet we all know there's not a cat in hell's chance they'll get off their lazy arse to do any of them anyway.

Worksop Palace 03-01-2017 07:36 PM

Why people persist with facebook is beyond me

hatter8142 03-01-2017 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 13406368)
People on facebook giving thanks for the year they had and all the tediously boring 'memories' they made over the course of it. Extra points for telling us about all the things they wanna do in 2017, yet we all know there's not a cat in hell's chance they'll get off their lazy arse to do any of them anyway.

Cos they're too busy on Facebook that's why. Bunch of Fcukpigs!

ElwissAtMemphis 04-01-2017 12:13 AM

The war in Syria continues. The perpetrator of the Istanbul massacre is still on the run. The police shot and killed and man in Yorkshire and Britain's leading EU diplomat has resigned over differences with the government and the lead story on 5Live News tonight?

A couple of Chelsea fans have been fined for not letting a black man on a train in Paris several months ago. "Later, we'll be talking with his lawyer." Stay tuned! FFS.

Stellavista 04-01-2017 01:36 AM

Carole Malone. What a f*ckwit.

art malice 04-01-2017 12:37 PM

So many new fvcking threads

rhiannapaul 04-01-2017 03:06 PM

Celebrity big brother
Is there actually any celebrities in it this year never heard of them

TopKnot 04-01-2017 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by rhiannapaul (Post 13410948)
Celebrity big brother
Is there actually any celebrities in it this year never heard of them

most of them are celebrities from being in celebrity big brother the last time round. Thats not even a joke.

liberal clubber 04-01-2017 03:35 PM

coleen nolan though...

BERT'S HEAD 04-01-2017 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by liberal clubber (Post 13411039)
coleen nolan though...

You've been there again have you.....

BERT'S HEAD 04-01-2017 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13410505)
So many new fvcking threads

Yes, very hard to keep up. Maybe should start a thread of how many....well you get the picture.

Panther 04-01-2017 03:59 PM

People who say, "Take care" when you leave. Just makes me want to walk in front of a bus.

BERT'S HEAD 04-01-2017 04:04 PM

BBC talking about a tennis match and calling him Sir Andy Murray.

Maz 04-01-2017 05:31 PM

People who stand behind me loudly shouting tactical "advice" to individual Palace players.

Why do they do it?

Dan Dare 04-01-2017 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13411392)
People who stand behind me loudly shouting tactical "advice" to individual Palace players.

Why do they do it?

Why were you sitting in front of BFS?

sherrifbart 04-01-2017 06:34 PM

Men who weigh about thirty stone shouting that they could play football,score goals,keep goal better than the incumbent players,had some fat bastard sitting behind me at last nights match who spent the whole game screaming at players,when i suggested that he really should be on the pitch if he was that good,he got a bit cross,but fortunately he was too fecking corpulent to stand up,let alone play football.He also claimed that he wasnt a fat twat,merely has big bones.Mouthy wa@ker.

ceeby 04-01-2017 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sherrifbart (Post 13411583)
Men who weigh about thirty stone shouting that they could play football,score goals,keep goal better than the incumbent players,had some fat bastard sitting behind me at last nights match who spent the whole game screaming at players,when i suggested that he really should be on the pitch if he was that good,he got a bit cross,but fortunately he was too fecking corpulent to stand up,let alone play football.He also claimed that he wasnt a fat twat,merely has big bones.Mouthy wa@ker.

Corpulent, good word, never heard it before so looked it up, you learn something every day. :lux:

Wolfnipplechips 04-01-2017 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ceeby (Post 13411650)
Corpulent, good word, never heard it before so looked it up, you learn something every day. :lux:

BCS......

PeterH 04-01-2017 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13406371)
Why people persist with facebook is beyond me

I just got some decent work from it. More than the waste of space that Linked In has proven to be.

PeterH 04-01-2017 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Leopald Stotch (Post 13405963)
It's probably been mentioned before (several times I would imagine), but anyone who offers to 'drive him there myself' when an offer springs up for a player they want rid of. Stupid f**king statement!

It'd be a blooming awkward car journey LOL

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-01-2017 09:09 PM

Martin Tyler. Boring c*nt.

macstar 04-01-2017 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 13412053)
Martin Tyler. Boring c*nt.

when he roars... "AND ITS LIVE" just before the last ad break it really is cringeworthy lol

Pat of the Palace 04-01-2017 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13411881)
BCS......

:)

Worksop Palace 04-01-2017 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 13412053)
Martin Tyler. Boring c*nt.

Ohhh absofeckinlutely

What the **** is he babbling on about. STFU man !

elgin eagle 05-01-2017 12:57 AM

Things which make the tablet vibrate late at night.

Wolfnipplechips 05-01-2017 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13412492)
Things which make the tablet vibrate late at night.

You disgust me.

Slimbloke'H' 05-01-2017 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13412492)
Things which make the tablet vibrate late at night.

Must. Not. Reply.

pallet 05-01-2017 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by sherrifbart (Post 13411583)
Men who weigh about thirty stone shouting that they could play football,score goals,keep goal better than the incumbent players,had some fat bastard sitting behind me at last nights match who spent the whole game screaming at players,when i suggested that he really should be on the pitch if he was that good,he got a bit cross,but fortunately he was too fecking corpulent to stand up,let alone play football.He also claimed that he wasnt a fat twat,merely has big bones.Mouthy wa@ker.

Were you sitting infront of BFS?

elgin eagle 05-01-2017 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13412494)
You disgust me.

:D

Its usually someone posting something for sale on Facebook at 3 in the bastard morning.

andyocpfc 05-01-2017 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13411392)
People who stand behind me loudly shouting tactical "advice" to individual Palace players.

Why do they do it?


I was near someone that got close up to Kelly and shouted that he was "f--king useless and to f--k off". No way would Kelly not have heard him shouting at him. He soon got shouted down (the fan) but how on earth do these people think that by abusing your own player in anyway is going to help. Our confidence is shot to pieces as it is without your own fans telling you how crap you are.

viking's no1 05-01-2017 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 13412862)
I was near someone that got close up to Kelly and shouted that he was "f--king useless and to f--k off". No way would Kelly not have heard him shouting at him. He soon got shouted down (the fan) but how on earth do these people think that by abusing your own player in anyway is going to help. Our confidence is shot to pieces as it is without your own fans telling you how crap you are.

Bang out of order from Kelly's dad.

The Addonians 05-01-2017 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13411392)
People who stand behind me loudly shouting tactical "advice" to individual Palace players.

Why do they do it?

There are 2 guys who sit behind us in the Upper Holmesdale who drive me mad doing this. On Tuesday night they spent 45 minutes slagging off CB. In the 2nd half they complained that he wasn't on the pitch to get on the end of a few crosses.

ElwissAtMemphis 05-01-2017 07:08 PM

And the headline on tonight's 6 O'clock News? Jill Saward has died. Who?

I'm sure her family are distraught but I bet 99.99% of the population hadn't heard of her yesterday. A worthy life's activism no doubt. Pity they didn't see fit to publicize it when she was alive.

BERT'S HEAD 05-01-2017 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ElwissAtMemphis (Post 13414070)
And the headline on tonight's 6 O'clock News? Jill Saward has died. Who?

I'm sure her family are distraught but I bet 99.99% of the population hadn't heard of her yesterday. A worthy life's activism no doubt. Pity they didn't see fit to publicize it when she was alive.

It was a massive story in 1986 and for years after. Depends on your age I suppose.

Cuddles 05-01-2017 07:48 PM

^ This. A very courageous woman. RIP.

ElwissAtMemphis 05-01-2017 07:50 PM

It just seems symptomatic of the recent dubious enthusiasm for 'famous person dies' stories. Would that have even made the headlines let alone be the lead story if it wasn't on the back of the brouhaha about celebrity deaths in 2016? I can't sincerely say that it's an annoyance but it's a very odd editorial decision by the BBC if you ask me.

Payroll Legend 05-01-2017 07:58 PM

Weltklasse.

Seriously, what a wanker.

mushroom 05-01-2017 08:02 PM

Payroll Legend.


Seriously, what a chav

Malarkey 05-01-2017 08:04 PM

People who say "seriously".

mushroom 05-01-2017 08:06 PM

Teenagers.

Payroll Legend 05-01-2017 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Malarkey (Post 13414193)
People who say "seriously".

Seriously? I mean really?

ElwissAtMemphis 05-01-2017 08:36 PM

While BBC1 is on in the background annoying me. On the panel for tonight's Question of Sport "Premiership hotshot, Dean Ashton !" Yes, he must have made at least 60, top flight appearances. To be fair, his name is still frequently in the media: as a BBC pundit. They never scraped the barrel that badly with Bill Beaumont and Emlyn Hughes did they?

Maz 05-01-2017 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ElwissAtMemphis (Post 13414175)
It just seems symptomatic of the recent dubious enthusiasm for 'famous person dies' stories. Would that have even made the headlines let alone be the lead story if it wasn't on the back of the brouhaha about celebrity deaths in 2016? I can't sincerely say that it's an annoyance but it's a very odd editorial decision by the BBC if you ask me.

She wasn't famous. But she helped change the law due to her immense bravery.

Rather her leading the news than George Michael.

Worksop Palace 05-01-2017 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13414242)
She wasn't famous. But she helped change the law due to her immense bravery.

Rather her leading the news than George Michael.

Absolutely

ElwissAtMemphis 05-01-2017 08:55 PM

So, in the editorial meeting, do you think that they made a decision to specifically highlight the death of somebody who made an admirable sacrifice to the greater good as a counterbalance to the endless stories about dead pop singers and movie actors and the vacuous pontificating about whether last year was worse than any other in that regard?

If that's true then I sincerely doff my cap to them. Sadly, I suspect you give them way too much credit.

BERT'S HEAD 05-01-2017 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ElwissAtMemphis (Post 13414265)
So, in the editorial meeting, do you think that they made a decision to specifically highlight the death of somebody who made an admirable sacrifice to the greater good as a counterbalance to the endless stories about dead pop singers and movie actors and the vacuous pontificating about whether last year was worse than any other in that regard?

If that's true then I sincerely doff my cap to them. Sadly, I suspect you give them way too much credit.

Their second lead item was about car production so they got it right imo.

Yoda 05-01-2017 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ElwissAtMemphis (Post 13414070)
And the headline on tonight's 6 O'clock News? Jill Saward has died. Who?

I'm sure her family are distraught but I bet 99.99% of the population hadn't heard of her yesterday. A worthy life's activism no doubt. Pity they didn't see fit to publicize it when she was alive.

I remember this case v clearly.

It was the infamous comment by the judge about her 'trauma not being that great' that caused huge controversy at the time. She was the first rape victim to waive her anonymity and speak out about what happened.

I suspect the case also became more widely known and infamous because they were in a vicarage.

Worksop Palace 05-01-2017 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ElwissAtMemphis (Post 13414265)
So, in the editorial meeting, do you think that they made a decision to specifically highlight the death of somebody who made an admirable sacrifice to the greater good as a counterbalance to the endless stories about dead pop singers and movie actors and the vacuous pontificating about whether last year was worse than any other in that regard?

If that's true then I sincerely doff my cap to them. Sadly, I suspect you give them way too much credit.

I'm not sure why that's relevant

I think what maz was saying is that her death is far more 'newsworthy' than a celeb that has abused themselves for decades and paid the price for it.

ElwissAtMemphis 05-01-2017 09:24 PM

I'm not sure I agree with your definition of 'newsworthy'. If you're asking, is her death as deserving of media coverage as George Michael's then I would agree.

But did they make an editorial decision to reinforce that point? Admirable if they did, but I doubt it. I strongly suspect that it was influenced by the confluence of 2 aspects that sadly obsess the British media and public. Notorious sex crime and celebrity death. Maybe they're making a principled stand against this trend in the media. Maybe they're pandering to it.

I'm way too cynical for my own good but I know which one my money's on.

civil eagle 05-01-2017 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 13414189)
Payroll Legend.


Seriously, what a chav

Will you two just get a room

liberal clubber 05-01-2017 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 13411059)
You've been there again have you.....

yep, so often she doesn't wake up any more...

chrisophiex 05-01-2017 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 13413017)
Bang out of order from Kelly's dad.


:D

Blind_Eagle 06-01-2017 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 13414125)
It was a massive story in 1986 and for years after. Depends on your age I suppose.

Being of that "age" I honestly couldn't remember her name or what she had apparently done.

A quick google of her name and I remember the case like it was yesterday.

I fear this level of forgetfulness doesn't bode well.

Icy 06-01-2017 02:18 PM

All the January gym joiners. All the gear, no idea and clogging the whole place up. The sooner you all give up on your new years resolution and **** off the better.

If your really going to stick it out then learn how to use the equipment properly and keep out of the ******* way.

PS. There no need to check out your abs or arms after doing every set, you look exactly the same as you did before.

eaglejez 06-01-2017 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13414656)
Being of that "age" I honestly couldn't remember her name or what she had apparently done.

A quick google of her name and I remember the case like it was yesterday.

I fear this level of forgetfulness doesn't bode well.

same as me. And reading the judges comments etc made me feel sick

ElwissAtMemphis 06-01-2017 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13415432)
All the January gym joiners. All the gear, no idea and clogging the whole place up. The sooner you all give up on your new years resolution and **** off the better.

But on the other hand, the wait to get served in the pub is noticeably less this week so, swings and roundabouts.

cappuccinoeagle 06-01-2017 08:43 PM

The leaders of ASLEF and the RMT,and the people who supposedly run Southern Rail,hate em,wankstains the lot of them.

Nostrils 06-01-2017 09:12 PM

Going to a mates wedding tomorrow:

1) Suits that no longer fit.
2) New shirts that are held together by an inordinate amount of pins, clasps, bits of plastic and cardboard that take an age to deconstruct. It's taken all of my will power to not just rip the ******* apart. The paraphernalia holding it together has left deep creases, and when I consider my very limited ironing skills, I know it's going to take forever. It came in a big posh box, just ******* fold it!
3) Any event that requires formal attire.

Worksop Palace 06-01-2017 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13416264)
Going to a mates wedding tomorrow:

1) Suits that no longer fit.
2) New shirts that are held together by an inordinate amount of pins, clasps, bits of plastic and cardboard that take an age to deconstruct. It's taken all of my will power to not just rip the ******* apart. The paraphernalia holding it together has left deep creases, and when I consider my very limited ironing skills, I know it's going to take forever. It came in a big posh box, just ******* fold it!
3) Any event that requires formal attire.

Wash it

FORZA SELHURST 06-01-2017 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13416280)
Wash it

With a heavy shot of fabric softener.

Nostrils 06-01-2017 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13416280)
Wash it

You've done this before! Good idea, thanks.

Nostrils 06-01-2017 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 13416288)
With a heavy shot of fabric softener.

And thank you too!

Worksop Palace 06-01-2017 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13416292)
You've done this before! Good idea, thanks.

No but I've seen the wife do it.

Just for the sake of good order, you then need to dry and iron it before wearing

Yoda 06-01-2017 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13416280)
Wash it

Is the correct answer...although reading his domestic skills, there's a danger he'll shrink it and have to wear a t-shirt to his posh do tomorrow.

Nostrils 06-01-2017 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 13416297)
Is the correct answer...although reading his domestic skills, there's a danger he'll shrink it and have to wear a t-shirt to his posh do tomorrow.

Oi! I do the cooking! I don't think you could call it posh, it's going to be cram packed with Brummies and Yam Yams.

Surprised none of you recommended vinegar.

Just got a boll0cking for doing a wash with one item only, but can't be annoyed about that though, it's my own fault.

Worksop Palace 06-01-2017 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13416314)
Oi! I do the cooking!

Surprised none of you recommended vinegar.

Just got a boll0cking for doing a wash with one item only, but can't be annoyed about that though, it's my own fault.

Vinegar will just make it stink

Love the bollocking for the 1 item wash. Great stuff :supergrin:

Hedgehog 07-01-2017 04:11 AM

Alpha males... 'nuff said.

Salad_Burnet 07-01-2017 06:25 PM

I got two alpha males at work. One is annoyingly implacable, like nothing gets to him, and yet he's previously had time off work for smashing up his flat and been suspended for harassing his ex-girlfriend; the other one, whenever he makes a point, he builds up to it with a load of put-on cockney noises before giving out a torrent of meaningless glottal stops. I can't stand both of them.

Hedgehog 07-01-2017 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 13418218)
I got two alpha males at work. One is annoyingly implacable, like nothing gets to him, and yet he's previously had time off work for smashing up his flat and been suspended for harassing his ex-girlfriend; the other one, whenever he makes a point, he builds up to it with a load of put-on cockney noises before giving out a torrent of meaningless glottal stops. I can't stand both of them.

Our site Operations Manager is probably the the epitome of the Alpha Male. He is incapable of not taking over every meeting, every conversation.

He will show up for a meeting 10 minutes late and just start in the second he sits down.

Basically everyone within the company (some 700+ people) cannot do a thing right or take any initiative or have an opinion that is not cleared through him.

How is hasn't had a heart attack yet I don't know. The thing that really annoys me is he is usually right.

chrisophiex 07-01-2017 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 13418218)
I got two alpha males at work. One is annoyingly implacable, like nothing gets to him, and yet he's previously had time off work for smashing up his flat and been suspended for harassing his ex-girlfriend; the other one, whenever he makes a point, he builds up to it with a load of put-on cockney noises before giving out a torrent of meaningless glottal stops. I can't stand both of them.


Ha. What are put on cockney noises ? Sort of gurning and looking like you are riddled with cockney ? :)

Salad_Burnet 07-01-2017 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13418268)
Ha. What are put on cockney noises ? Sort of gurning and looking like you are riddled with cockney ? :)

Wew, nah, see, nah, righ', wot i' is, see, look...

He carries on in the same vein until he's got everyone's attention, then he begins.

FORZA SELHURST 07-01-2017 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 13418306)
Wew, nah, see, nah, righ', wot i' is, see, look...

He carries on in the same vein until he's got everyone's attention, then he begins.

Does he turn around and say stuff?

Salad_Burnet 07-01-2017 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 13418323)
Does he turn around and say stuff?

All the time. He's an LBC and TalkSport listener as well, so every conversation is actually an argument to be won.

chrisophiex 07-01-2017 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 13418306)
Wew, nah, see, nah, righ', wot i' is, see, look...

He carries on in the same vein until he's got everyone's attention, then he begins.


Sounds like that bloke from the Carry On films, the one with the nervous ticks !

ExiledStirling 08-01-2017 02:22 PM

Bin bags marked as 'Heavy duty' when they quite clearly are not.

Almost as bad as a box of eggs being marked as large when they also are quite clearly not.

little al 08-01-2017 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13419406)
Bin bags marked as 'Heavy duty' when they quite clearly are not.

Almost as bad as a box of eggs being marked as large when they also are quite clearly not.

Maybe to the chickens arse they were.

Pat of the Palace 08-01-2017 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13419406)
Bin bags marked as 'Heavy duty' when they quite clearly are not.

Almost as bad as a box of eggs being marked as large when they also are quite clearly not.

Same as things that are marked "quality"

elgin eagle 08-01-2017 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 13419451)
Same as things that are marked "quality"

Or 'fragile'

Also 'photographs do not bend'

All lies, they bend easily.

Yoda 08-01-2017 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 13419451)
Same as things that are marked "quality"

Or 'homemade'.

I did query this once and the member of staff was quite taken aback when I asked whose home had the food been made in. It was clearly factory produced.

Maz 08-01-2017 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 13419415)
Maybe to the chickens arse they were.

:D Tried to rep you Al, but no go.

Happy NEw Year.

Hedgehog 09-01-2017 04:02 AM

This is 100% jealousy on my part, but people who are always going out doing stuff, going places talking trips etc. really annoy me. Even more so when they splash it all over Facebook.

I tell myself that this is the reason that 63% of Americans can't handle a $500 car repair or a $1,000 emergency room bill.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/most-ame...surprise-bill/

Hedgehog 09-01-2017 04:02 AM

And the BBS double posting at this time of day. :rolleyes:

danpalace07 09-01-2017 04:46 AM

Paul Merson and his xenophobia

how the **** he and the rest of the Proper Football Men (trademark Football365) get paid to air their shit, ignorant opinions on the likes of Marco Silva is beyond me. "I'm not 'havin it, wot's 'ee's done to get a Premier League job over Giggs, Pardew and Rowett?" and that kind of thing.

Slimbloke'H' 09-01-2017 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13420197)
...I tell myself that this is the reason that 63% of Americans can't handle a $500 car repair or a $1,000 emergency room bill...

Is "Emergency room" sexy time speak for a facility one might find at a high end knocking shop motel?

Hedgehog 09-01-2017 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 13420204)
Is "Emergency room" sexy time speak for a facility one might find at a high end knocking shop motel?

Possibly... but in the context of my post, I assume people would find the money for that without a problem. :p

pallet 09-01-2017 11:15 AM

The fact that as soon as the schools go back the traffic comes to a grinding halt again.

Joe85 10-01-2017 12:07 AM

Had to tell one of my guys he didn't get the promotion he went for.

Feel pretty shitty.

Stellavista 10-01-2017 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 13422185)
Had to tell one of my guys he didn't get the promotion he went for.

Feel pretty shitty.

You could have eased his pain by letting him know that the person who got the promotion will be brilliant, and the good news is he's still got a job.


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